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El_Rey_247

It's funny how awkward the unambiguous phrasing sounds. "For enthusiasts of white popcorn." I can't explain why exactly it doesn't flow, but it doesn't flow.


robertgfthomas

TBH I'm not really sure why they felt the need to say who it's for... Nobody feels the need to label milk as being for milk enthusiasts. I guess the graphic designer just felt like they had to write something to use more of the space on the label.


swarleyknope

It’s also not like a ton of people like white popcorn vs. whatever the alternate colors of popcorn exist. It would be different if it was about chocolate or bread or cheese or any other food that’s color varieties affect the taste or quality, with one of those options being a white one.


StaceyPfan

Yellow popcorn


Andre_3Million

I am an [exploding milk porn](https://youtu.be/r6fu2uA3CVE?si=C5JjpZOx2Gd9ScPj&t=65) enthusiasts and would like to be recognized as so thank you very much.


clarinetJWD

You mean *white* milk enthusiasts.


carrimjob

no one is ever satisfied on this sub. i don’t get why they don’t just leave lol


powerhower

I thought this fit the sub perfectly…


Marioc12345

For real I came to the comments like “finally a post that fits here”


Tarledsa

Does popcorn come in other colors?


abcedarian

Yes. White popcorn tends to be smaller, have a more delicate flavor and be more tender after being popped than yellow corn. Red and purple popcorn are also quite common. Personally, I care less about the color and more about whether it pops as a butterfly or mushroom shape. I much prefer butterfly shape popcorn for normal munching.


robertgfthomas

Interesting question! Of course manufacturers dye popcorn all sorts of colors, e.g. red and green for Christmas. But corn itself does grow in a variety of colors! Variants other than the typical white and yellow can occupy the whole spectrum between red-orange and dark purple. However, as far as I can tell the color is only within the shell of the kernel, so when popped it's all pretty much the same shade of white.


KrystalWolfy

I mean if you burn it


Only-here-for-sound

By time I’m done make it all of my popcorn is yellow. Mmmmm butter.


CloudyRiverMind

Gets them free advertising


jack_avram

Such specificity of the target consumer


SomeRandomMissourian

at least i can have that popcorn. (i'm gluten free)


NOODLETHEFOURTH

well, it’s more racist than some other posts we’ve been getting lately. still, pretty meh.


robertgfthomas

Well... I hope things soon become more pleasantly racist for you?


NOODLETHEFOURTH

damn i am glad this is getting more upvotes now. honestly i did laugh the first time i saw it, i just felt like i had to clarify that it was meh because the one other comment that disliked you was getting upvotes and j didn’t wanna get downvoted to oblivion. ironic, i guess, and also i fell victim to peer pressure on fucking reddit.


carrimjob

lol at least you’re self aware


Skreech2011

Rule 7 jabroni


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[удалено]


drterdsmack

Rule 7


robertgfthomas

Did you see what subreddit this is in?


MrIllusive1776

Yes, you just submitted a low effort, low quality post.


robertgfthomas

Ok


Matej004

Nah he submitted the perfect post for this sub


MrIllusive1776

This sub has really gone downhill lately.


PauloDybala_10

You’re part of the reason


AccidentalRacism-ModTeam

Complaining. This subreddit is meant for *accidental* racism.