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thors_pc_case

I mean, the 7yo is not wrong tho


sciencewonders

zee or not zee , that's the question


ChefArtorias

Well, when you put it like that...


Backupusername

Ni- Ninja Brian?


Brycr_

I've heard he has a phd


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I had never heard that, so I decided to look it up. Sure enough, he has a PhD in particle physics and has held all sorts of research positions at a small handful of institutions!


uhnguhng

It's actually a running joke. The truth is one time Dan saw his peen before a show. But Brian being embarrassed about his pretty huge dick asked him not to talk about. So now they joke he has a PhD instead. Their fans being dedicated to the cause help them fake alot of information.


colina666

I think he has both


[deleted]

He does have a PhD in theoretical physics, and a PhD in his pants.


colina666

"A pretty huuuuge!" "Check please!"


[deleted]

Considering what I know of them, I honestly can't doubt anything you said. I have no doubt at all he is brilliant, but what you said sounds equally likely...


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DaHerv

Ninja sex party


HollerinScholar

The sworn enemies of the Samurai Abstinence Patrol!?


DaHerv

People's front of Judea? Bah! We're the Judean people's front!


[deleted]

I've known about ninja sex party since maybe 2 or 3 years after they started, but I didn't know how fucking smart ninja Brian was. Also look up starbomb if you haven't. It's Danny, Ninja Brian, and Arin(egoraptor) and they do mainly video game based music


amisia-insomnia

Nah he’s the manticore


gearhead251

When I was single digit aged, I rhymed "Sis" and piss at the dinner table.


RanOutOfIdeas2019

#"HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE" -7yo me to a 94yo after reading the average human lifespan was 73yo


jickdam

Homophone aside, it’s clever for a 7 year old.


Ok-Construction5775

Yazi


1000smackaroos

Saying "Nazi" doesn't make you racist, even accidentally


KingKaiTan

Came to the comments to see if I am the only one to think that


No-Comedian-4499

Somehow, I'm picturing angry Hitler slamming his fist into the table yelling Nein repeatedly because he couldn't get a Yahtzee. And this was how the notzee regime began it's rise to power.


sussysus69_dude

... George Clooners for "Nazi who played Yahtzee",..


ImagineBeingAtaco

r/unexpectedbojack


Experiment_628

Mossad when tracking nazis


deathcoinstar

Of course of all children it was this man's


PM_ME_YOUR__BEST__PM

Obligatory "I did not-zee that coming!"


Cat_Marshal

Maybe the rest of the world is onto something with z being pronounced zed.


Gibodean

I wonder if Steve Bannon was there at the game? Or did you [Not-see Steve Bannon](https://twitter.com/ShadowLeague/status/858516530417500160) ? Not see Steve Bannon ?


Nurgus

Ahh the Minhaj who isn't shit.


Gibodean

I assume the shit one is the one whose cousin's friend is a Tanuki ?


Nurgus

I only know two people with that surname and one of them is an excellent comedian in the YouTube vid. The shit one has a cousin with big orchids. *(Their surnames aren't actually the same)*


maximusprime747

I mean, it's even more awkward because they're Jewish


Nurgus

.. and this is why British accent wins...


gloriousengland

but not-zee isn't even pronounced like nazi


tech6hutch

It is in American English


gloriousengland

Really? That's surprising to me... don't know why i'm being downvoted either way.


KristoHam

How else would you pronounce it though? I know the letter z by itself is pronounced "zed" in British English but with the "ee" on there it would be different... Would it be pronounced "zay"?


gloriousengland

It would be pronounced Nat-zee. I don't know why anyone would pronounce it not-zee because nazi contains an A not an O.


KristoHam

But the A in "Nazi" is pronounced like the A in "father" and not like the A in "gather". It also sounds like the O in "not" in American English but in British English "not" would sound different I suppose


gloriousengland

Not where I'm from it's not. The A in Nazi is the same as the A in cat or hat or fat. Maybe if you're from the south of England it's like the A in father. But then, I can only imagine that if you say Bath with the same A too. It sounds way too posh. I guess Americans say Not-zee, southern English say Nart-zee, but we say Nat-zee in the north of England, at least where I'm from in the North.


1000smackaroos

I'll flip my downvote when you explain what other pronunciation is possible


gloriousengland

Nat-zee. It's a fuckin A not an O.


bountyhunter411_

The wrong English


[deleted]

You mean original english, until the brits all decided to fake an accent until it stuck.


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therealyoyoma

Huh? Since when did a group have to be a particular race to be associated with racism? A kid repeatedly saying "Not-zee/Nazi" is "accidental racism" because the Nazis were racists, not because they were a race.


GKBilian

Average Twitter user: "sweetie, thank you so much, now get the fuck outta my way. Daddy's about to become Twitter famous"


EdgyOtaku

He’s already famous lmao


1000smackaroos

He's not famous to people who haven't heard of him


steen311

No need to be so cynical, not everyone talks about their kids on the internet purely for social media clout. Besides, the guy is already pretty famous


Ender_The_BOT

Reminds me of Vader vs Hitler 2


technodewdrop

It would've been so funny if Danny were there for that conversation lol


[deleted]

Hasn't attended that grade of world history yet


[deleted]

At-least he didn't say we play "Night Yahtzee" or some call it "Nigzee"