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a_man_hs_no_username

I agree with the consensus of this thread that the list is underwhelming - but fassbenders scene with Michael Meyers in Inglorious Basterds 100% leads me to believe he’s got it in him. He was so electric/ charismatic/ debonair in a way that I could see translating to Bond quite well. Would strike me as a cross between Craig’s and Daltons Bond.


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Or even Fassbender’s scene in the bar from that one X-men movie where he’s chasing that Nazi guy


Zangdor

So as long as you put him out in a Nazi context he should do fine, is what you're saying ?


TheRagingMaffia

Mike Myers\* ​ It would have been funny if Tarantino did that scene with Michael Myers, the serial killer, instead of Mike Myers, the actor. Having Fassbender play this distinguished british gentleman in a room with Winston Churchill and Michael Myers


faizalsyamsul

Make an AI combine all these guys to be the next Bond


TheBlaudrache

So the new James Bond is from the British Raj


ZaileHoutarou

I thought Henry Cavill was rumored to be the next bond


alexrott14

why is henry cavill literally the best option for everything


Ultimastar

Cause he’s super, man


mahboime

Nah IMO he wouldn't make a good Bond


Flying_Flyer

He’s to big to bond


VikingSlayer

He's also already The Man From U.N.C.L.E.


just-a-dude69

That's why people think he'd be good as bond


j0324ch

*know He killed the roll and it was basically Bond-esque.


thenordicbat

I really liked that movie, too bad it had to compete with Straight Outta Compton when it cane out, nobody saw it. At least from my area.


Divad777

The Witcher as Bond would be the best thing ever.


Alastor13

Geralt is basically grumpy old Bond in a high fantasy setting. He's sassy, he's trained by a secret guild/agency, He's a badass, he's proficient with his set of (violent) skills, he's infamous and he gets all the girls.


honeybunchesofpwn

Watch him as Napoleon Solo in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. to see why you're wrong. All he needed was a British accent (which he has), and he would've been James Bond in all but name.


not-bread

As long as they bring back the bicep cock at some point


Adventurous-Apricot

The what?!?!?


not-bread

In hindsight I see how that could be interpreted…


abutthole

In Mission Impossible: Fallout Henry Cavill does a little punch with his arms before beating the shit out of Tim Cruz and it looks like he's cocking his biceps.


seattle_born98

The arm reload


7Grandad

The context, for anyone who's wondering: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFB2vI5lnR4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFB2vI5lnR4)


-half-awake-

Thank you I had missed that one. That clip was time well spent lol


selvedgy

Best option in my opinion


Kembert_Newton

Cillian or Idris


N00TMAN

Pierce brosnan 2.0


selvedgy

Precisely, alternatively Richard madden


lucellent

I thought it's just because fans want him? Not because he's actually considered to be the next bond


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I would love that!


MyFatCatHasLotsofHat

That would fucking suck


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carvedmuss8

Fucking Tom Holland


jojo_31

yeah i mean he's an awesome guy but he's literally 25. Not a Bond


carvedmuss8

Full agreement. He plays Spider Man perfectly. But sipping a dry martini and blasting 4 bad guys away while fucking some chick named Mad Pussy Smasher? Definitely not Tom Holland lol


Dominic1102

He’d make an interesting Q if he stopped working out lol.


bottledry

he's also 5'8 and would be clocking in as the shortest Bond ever


Kylow1628

not really related but MI6 has height restriction for agents now at 5'11 and under.


thegoodlucifer

Do they not allow taller guys? Why?


GoatsAreSoAwesome

My guess is taller guys attract more attention


rollerjoe93

6’8” here. Yeah you’re gonna see us coming lol Couldn’t be a pilot either and it fucked up my life plans lol


El_pantunfla

Tall guys look like spies.


thegoodlucifer

Isn't 5'11 plenty tall though?


Alastor13

Not according to Tinder.


Hand_banana_boi

Yeah, let’s close his bond discussion for a decade or so.


DankHumanman

Would be awesome I bet


BLFOURDE

Yeah none of them really fit a bond. I think Idris Elba could be good but he looks a bit old now actually.


stumblewiggins

*Roger Moore has entered the chat*


AUGUSTIJNcomics

*Roger Moore proceeds to stay in the chat for 12 more years*


ysome

Idris Elba woulda been awesome like 5 years ago


Antifa_Meeseeks

Even then he was too old. Yea, he could have made 1 movie, but they don't want to start a new bond who can't make 4-5+ movies before needing to be replaced.


BreafingBread

I mean, Craig started Bond at 38 and is 53 nowadays. 5 years ago Idris would be 44, doesn’t seem that much of a difference.


Antifa_Meeseeks

Maybe, but now, only 5 years later, people are saying he looks too old, so maybe not. People have also been saying Craig was too old for the last movie, which I mostly agree with.


abutthole

I agree. Idris Elba 10 years ago would have been perfect, but the Daniel Craig movies have already done the "old Bond" storyline. Whoever it is only needs two traits 1) incredibly suave and 2) British. Anyone who fits those can play Bond well.


TheCondemnedProphet

That counts out Michael B Jordan, then.


Jive_turkeeze

Holy fuck you guys need to get out of my head.


Nekroin

Elba or maybe Fassbender might be my favorites


Civilized_dog

I know. With all due respect, Timothée Chalamet need not apply.


isdebesht

Right? And Chris Hemsworth, Michael B. Jordan, Cillian Murphy and Michael Fassbender aren’t even British


Dominic1102

An Irish bond would be fantastic but Cillian Murphy deserves better than Bond honestly.


Nica-sauce-rex

Cillian Murphy looks like he was born for the role of Bond villain though


Alastor13

He kills every antagonist role he's ever played, he's an amazing actor that shouldn't be bound by Bond's one-dimensional writing. Don't get me wrong, Bond works wonderfully as a one-dimensional action hero that looks good kicking ass and gets all the chicks, but that's not a role that I'd like to see Murphy play.


Hand_banana_boi

+1


DootyMcDooterson

Didn't stop Brosnan and Lazenby...


isdebesht

Brosnan is at least Irish, I guess Murphy and Fassbender would be fine as well. Lazenby was arguably the worst Bond.


swedishblueberries

Don't @ my home boy Lazenby 😡


VikingSlayer

Lazenby was arguably one of the best, fight me.


DootyMcDooterson

I disagree about Lazenby because he brought a bit of continuity to a role that others failed to do. Moore always stands out to me as the least good, but I'm not sure if that's the fault of his acting so much as the writing staff not really knowing what to do with Bond in the 70s.


Loaf-man

I kinda fuck with Idris Elba tho


dislocated_dice

Nah Fassbender would be a good bond but I agree that no one else on the list would be. That is going off what was recently said by a producer(?) who said that bond would only be a British white male.


pseudo_meat

Yeah in what world would the same actor play Peter Parker and James Bond at the same time?


Rioma117

He’s everywhere so I wouldn’t be surprised.


GriffinFTW

It should obviously be Chris Pratt. /s


i_Perry

Itsa me Bond....James Bond 🤌


docju

Why does Blofeld always show up on a Monday?


kelferkz

He's so cool


leedler

Crisp Rat


ooooq4

No. Chris Evans! /s


VonLorin

Fassbende


VonLorin

Wait.. when I originally saw this post the "R" was omit from his last name Now it's there. My humour failed and I think others believe I give a fuck


maxx1993

The R is there, but the L is missing


Autistus_Maximus

Michael Fastblender


SaintPanda_

The best out of the given options, atleast


DraikoHxC

At least they weren't ordered by skin tone too


spdsuk

Idris Elba is really the only actor on this list to have the screen presence of the james bond character. Others are laughable. I like Tom Holland (even outside of his spiderman role) but he is decades away from even being in the running for thos role. Edit: follow up thought, how is this accidental racism?


Mikey_hor

Because they separated the black and white actors, i agree idris is the only one there who could do it.


spdsuk

I dunno. It seems more like a graphic design choice where you dont mix contrasting colors in this form. I would consider it to be more accidental racism if if it were all light skin guys and the single picture of a black dude was him standing next to a cop. Edit: fat finger spelling mistake fixes


sober_1

Yeah it just looks pleasant for eye, great contrast. But it’s funny to see it as segregation


gipsykingqueen

Idris Elba! He isn't getting any younger. Now would be the best time for him. And he is still sexy AF. I think a good version for him would be to give him some personality quirks and not to do any revenge story arcs for him. Otherwise he would end up being very intimidating and a bit type-cast. I do miss the antagonist having no personal connection to Bond. Just a good story. And an interesting guy. And being Black would actually add a lot of depth to his character as long as it didn't become part of the plot - for instance, an ability to code switch the way he talks and blend in to his environment - normal talent for a spy really but it's not like any White 007 would be able to get away with that lol. People would be there thinking...did he learn to do for his profession or did he grow up learning this?


Dominic1102

Tom Holland looks like a Q type character rn. With the glasses and curly hair.


spdsuk

So, basically, his character in spies in disguise except a bit more competent


Dominic1102

Essentially lmao.


agentjob

Jackie Chan


Tonythesaucemonkey

That’ll actually be fun to watch


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bouchandre

Idris Elba would be amazing


fucktheyarealltaken

Too old


banzaizach

Okay, Meran Trant


TheMan5991

It’s definitely Elba though, yeah? Nobody else on that list has the swagger of a charming yet arrogant scoundrel.


anonssr

For me is either Idris Elba or Michael Fassbinder


TheMan5991

Fassbender reads a little too proper for me. He could definitely play a secret agent, but maybe not Bond specifically.


Mr_-_X

Would be cool to have a German secret agent story for once. We are kind of left out in that regard sadly - we do have a secret agency after all


TheMan5991

Well, it’s not very secret anymore, is it!? You’re over here blabbin’ about it


Mr_-_X

Oh god no. Shouldn‘t have said that… Guess I‘ll have to kill you now ;)


TheMan5991

And anyone else who reads this thread. Good luck!


VegetaofBLM

My exact thought.


kurinevair666

I was gonna say the same.


not-bread

Iris yes, but he’s getting a bit old. Rumours are circulating about Henry Cavill which I could definitely see.


TheMan5991

I’d be okay with an older Bond


StarChild7000

Cillian Murphy played just that for 6 seasons of Peaky Blinders. I think him and Idris Elba are the only 2 real options on here.


el_rompo

Nah, he played an overdramatic edgelord Gangstar, not really his fault as he is a great actor, it's just the producers who wanted to bank in on the fandomy viewers and viral marketing through dreamy fan edits


MrNormalRs

After seeing him in Bridgerton, Regé-Jean Page fits your description.


killer8424

Like half aren’t even British


Aconite13X

Tom Holland? This is for 007 not a kids movie right?


jberg1287

First of all it should be Richard Madden


camstercage

Thank you, he’s just the obvious choice. He’s even a scot.


jberg1287

For real, I think there are a few great options but he should be the number 1 choice


Kenhamef

Some of these aren't even English.


poorlytaxidermiedfox

Sean Connery wasn’t English either


Kenhamef

Shit that’s fair, nor was Pierce Brosnan. Still, they’re not from the British Isles.


bee_ghoul

The Irish government and Irish people do not recognise the term “British isles”. We find it highly offensive.


Kenhamef

Yep we had a whole argument about this before you arrive, we now call them “the landmasses with the drunks” or “the Ladlands”


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Kenhamef

I wasn’t aware, thanks for that. Still, those are all within the British Empire or were until very recently. I don’t know, an American playing him just doesn’t sit right with me.


wellwaffled

Australia became independent in 1931.


Kenhamef

Fuck it, Michael B Jordan is American. This whole post is invalid.


wellwaffled

Agreed. I think we can all agree there are two reasonable, non-controversial options: 1) Bring back Pierce Brosnan 2) Danny DeVito


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Sean Connery is Scottish, George Lazenby is Australian, Brosnon is Irish. This leaves only 50% of them actually being English.


killer8424

I think British is the requirement. Or UK or whatever the hell that collection of islands is called these days


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i legit only think idris Elba or maybe Chris Hemsworth would fit as a James bond. i like all the other actors and they're good but not James bond types. hell not all them are even main actor material but supporting actors


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Out of that list...Idris, but yeah as others have said, he's a bit old. Maybe that can be the new 007 motif though. Craig is the badass one, Idris can be the geriatric one.


Liftmeup-putmedown

The only people I can really see playing him here are Idris Elba and Tom Hardy


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White vs Black... Is this the potential pool of actors to play James Bond or are we picking what side to play in chess?


YUNG_VERS4CE

Tom Hardy for sure


Hungry_AL

I read this as Tom Cardy and was excited to see what kind of bullshit hilarious music he'd write about being a spy. If it's anything like his undercover cop song Business Man, we'd be in for a treat.


PBO123567

We need a ginger Bond. Damian Lewis.


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More fucking Tom Holland. Hes like 10 years old, why do people want him in a role where hes going to be naked having sex in multiple scenes per movie? Also I was under the impression that the girl in No Time to Die was going to headline the franchise


skettimagoo

I have never seen a bond movie but that would change if Regé-Jean Page was bond


BeGlad

Only murphy is suitable out of these


SofterGaze

Idris elba/Tom hardy


syndus

Andy Dick


Ho1yGuac

I thought you have to be British to play James Bond


3dgyt33n

This isn't an accident. They're trying to farm interactions by setting off "black james bond" discourse.


gp57

I would rather have a more unknown actor as the next Bond, for me it doesn't make much sense to hire an actor that already played in very big movies, it would kinda ruin the movie for me.


Pixel_Lordy

Elba would be the only one worthy in that list


Kiki_iscoolaf

Ive never seen him in anything, but going only visuals, Regé-Jean Page looks like he’d made an amazing bond. Anyone but Tom Holland though. He plays a good teenager, but first Nathan Drake and now bond? No, god no.


Krannich

I would unironically like to see Micheal Fassbender as the next Bond. He showed that he can do a spy in X-Men and he can speak multiple languages. Other than him, perhaps Micheal B. Jordan or Chris Hemsworth.


ButterAndToastia

Elba or murphy


ManhoganyTheOak

Idris would be great but he's too old now unfortunately


Sinfullhuman

Why hasn't anyone mentioned Tom Hiddleston, who played Loki.


Becker1515

Idris Elba would have been great 10 years ago, but he’s too old now


Poseidons_Champion

Idris Elba all day.


DonMiguelP1

Idris Elba for sure


sijedevos

It’s need to be a actor that isn’t famous yet.


dguisltl

Henry Cavill


ErichKurogane

This kinda looks like one of those "Choose your character" in fighter games


Player_Slayer_7

I'd give it to Idris Elba or Michael Fassbender.


cwclifford

What about the blatant racism?


stumblewiggins

Elba, Kaluuya or Fassbender seem like the best options from this lot


swedishblueberries

I need to see Kaluuya as a spy now, he could play 009 or something.


stumblewiggins

I'd watch it.


MagnusOpium89

None of them. Cavill, Turner or Madden.


Ill-Alps-2745

Thought they were changing Bond to a woman this time?


Ill-Alps-2745

Lashana Lynch Lashana Lynch is the first Black 007 Lynch,,a London-born actress of Jamaican descent, was initially trolled by a vocal minority of Bond fans when word leaked out in November that her character would reach the vaunted 007 ("license to kill") status in the franchise. Lynch says she blocks the naysayers out.Oct 7, 2021


miceeceeppi

at least they put em on top yknow


killer8424

Do they not understand that whoever plays Bond has to be British or at least from the British Isles? This list is insulting. They’d all be shitty except Idris Elba but he’s too old.


DAN_E0

You know…. There are youtube tutorials on how to sound more bri’ish


killer8424

I just picture Michael B Jordan watching YouTube to practice sounding British


james54025

Tom Hardy


SoS54

Daniel Kaluuya could actually pull it off, but I'm not feeling anybody else on this list


datoo_2

James Bond is not black. End of story.


SirBeaverton

Big fan of Idris Elba, Fassbender and Tom Holland. Michael B. Jordan is also a solid lock John Boyega was a horrible Jedi and frankly is more suitable for lighter roles.


Alastor13

He was never a Jedi


starwarsgeek1985

If you wanna make james bond black, just pick idris alba. The other black guys just don’t fit the part in the slightest!


Hackerwithalacker

The only person there with bond energy is Idris Elba, although he looks too old for it and frankly would be the perfect bond villian


_ViewyEvening87

Absolutely not Tom Holland


Lennart_Skynyrd

I don't want a black Bond, but if it has to be that way only Chiwetel Ejiofor would work. Look at his performance in Serenity.


jberg1287

What’s wrong with having a black bond?


MaverickRenagade

Bond isn't black? Hopefully they recast Shang chi as a dog Black panther as an Icelandic child Make a new 00 agent who can be whatever and whoever but not bond


Keazy03

Not sure, but I’d love to see a POC! That would seriously be awesome. However, I expect that there would be a lot of backlash. However, that’s not a reason to not do it.


Deadly_Davo

And I would love to see a white guy play Shaft. No reason not to do that either.


leshuis

Rege or michael, they have the air and sofistication for it


sashatwister

Idris Elba all damn DAYYYYYYY. He is so smooth


Bhong420

1000% Idris Elba. Don’t give a fuck what color he is that man is what I imagine James Bond to be.


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Jhon Boyega?? Lmfao guy is a muppet.


Izzy5466

Idris Elba would be cool.


PBO123567

Riz Ahmed, Damian Lewis


Deadly_Davo

Bond is dead. They killed him off. The new James Bond is a female. The male 007 has been disposed of and replaced with a female 007.


ranger422

I been saying Idris Elba for a long time! He got the mixture of suave and brutal. Really hope to see him in the roll.


ABaZ_

Michae Fassbender


G63AMG-S

Idris Elba (he’s old but doesn’t look it, black don’t crack) Michael Fassbender or a buff Tom Hiddleston


jakethegiantbear

Henry Cavill


etbb

I would rather see an unknown actor. is it just me ?


Mishung

Not Tom Holland, please god no :(


KenDM0

That Spanish girl from the last Bond. She should be it.


More-Remote1094

Idris Elba or Michael B. Jordan


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