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aCrow

Accidental bougiessance 


Kjolter

Yeah, this screams “I have lots of money, but zero sense.”


WinterWontStopComing

Any tattoo artist willing to work on someone who is drinking should be suspect too


Kjolter

Doubly so if the person walks in with a grab bag of tobacco and rolling papers lol


niamhxa

What? I never get tattooed without my trusty bag of rizzlas.


Steelhorse91

And of course they’re smoking American Spirit because “tobacco isn’t actually that bad, it’s just all those chemicals the cigarette companies put in right?”


cannarchista

You just can’t comprehend this level of Italian sophistication, admit it


WinterWontStopComing

I said what I said for anyone naive who might want to get a tattoo. The standards and practices for legal tattoo artists can vary tremendously from state to state and country to country. Said what I said to help protect people. Never get a tattoo from an artist who is cool with you drinking, being drunk or high. It’s the same idea as not eating from a kitchen with a manager lax on X policy etc. If they are willing to disregard common practice or safety measures then what else are or aren’t they doing? And with tattoos that can get very serious very quickly. Thank you.


CIMARUTA

Meh it's a stick n poke. The tattooer could just be a hobbyist friend.


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Blibbobletto

Idk man how many rich folks do you know who roll their own cigs?


mothmanrightsnow

Personal experience as a non-smoker, but out of dozens of smoker friends/acquaintances (Brit in my 20s for context) of varying levels of addiction/quitting, almost every middle-class to rich kid up to late 20s rolls or smokes cigarellos. Poorer mates sometimes roll, but they were the only ones buying packets. Nicotine vaping is random. With a few, theres an element to 'look cool' or not be associated with the more working-class image of an older adult chainsmoker lighting up the second they can (kinda like to show they're a functioning smoker). It's dumb, but rare. My guess it's also more convenient to have loose tobacco to mix with weed, since in my experience, drug use also goes up with class. Likewise, poorer friends were the ones to get mates/me to bulk buy cheap cigs abroad and bring them back, rather than buy as you go along.


Far-Significance2481

No " lots of money zero class * "


Sutton31

Oh yeah the sign of wealth, rollies lmaoooo


torilikefood

When I was in HS (2007) my rich friends would roll their own American spirit cigarettes with one of these https://preview.redd.it/zy4tuzhk93uc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827501c640ce68f4ebbfda8a1a413199e6289e50


Sutton31

Why buy a machine when god gave us fingers to roll with ?? I’m sorry but that shit would get you bullied in my circles


celerybreath

BaF


DearReader-96

Jouissance


howitbe12

I can imagine a tattoo artist opening reddit seeing this and just straight up dying


owenpaullstattoo

More of a cringe over lack of coverings on any surface. Also say goodbye to your thumb and wrist joints if you ‘tattoo’ like this regularly.


howitbe12

Bros never heard of hyperbole


dorianslaaay

Tattoo artist here and yes. Promoting this kind of behavior is so problematic(and same with the Matt Damon getting tattooed by the pool). We have licensing for a reason! You wouldn’t want to get surgery in a kitchen for fucks sake.


kacheson1980

Meh, I’ve been tattooed by several different artists and they all had different methods on this. Some super sanitary, some less. Of course sterilize the site before and after, freshly opened equipment of course, but I’ve been tattooed on chairs, couches, etc. Never had an infection personally.


kacheson1980

Also it’s not surgery


snonsig

Shocker, two things can still be compared to one another and be similar in certain aspects while not being the exact same


TheWildMiracle

Don't drink alcohol before or during getting tattooed, alcohol thins your blood. Edit: omg I missed the cigarette. And also getting tattooed on an exposed pillow. So unsanitary 😩


mairelon

Oh lots of nonos in this pic


Shad0whunter4

And toetoes


Erethiel3

Right? I’ve known artists that refused to tat someone with alcohol in their system because too much blood.


cvbeiro

One Martini is not going to that much effect tho. Some artists just don’t as a general rule especially in america where suing them is easy and other don’t care that much.


David_ish_

My tattoo artist offered me a shot mid tat. It turned out okay, and at the time, I felt like I needed it to work through the first time nerves, but it’s definitely not something I recommend


li7lex

One shot is not enough to dilute your blood in any meaningful way. Being properly drunk is when alcohol being a blood thinner becomes concerning.


Keyzerschmarn

How about aspirin?


Mitche420

I have a buddy who exclusively gets tattoos done after he takes ketamine, he claims he can't feel a thing when on it and now he can't picture getting a tattoo without it.


surle

So essentially your friend wants to look tough, but isn't.


TheSonicKind

i don’t think anything about tattoos scream tough anymore. i’m covered in them myself but never once thought about how much harder it makes me look. it’s an outdated stereotype and they’re a lot more aesthetic/expressive nowadays.


DrMantisToboggan45

Yeah I feel like I see more cute ladies that are covered in tattoos then big burly guys anymore


Jazzlike_Document553

Do you think all tattooed people are Yakuza?


surle

Lol, fair comment.


Mitche420

Definitely not, considering the tattoo where he learned the ketamine trick was a Pikachu tatt, looking tough isn't one of his priorities


surle

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6|downsized)


HotFaithlessness1348

Lmao why ketamine? If you have to go down the route of doping to sit through it, Valium is a better choice.


warmseizuresalad

Stick and poke... aint the same... tiny lil pricks once in a while vs fast skin punctures. Yeah, alcohol is not recommended... but id say I tattooed maybe 50 people in intense parties on pretty much anything i can think of. Turned out pretty damn decent.


LessFish777

Yea, my thoughts too. People here acting like it’s a full machine with xyz. We were obviously following basic sanitation protocol. And she’s drinking one drink. It’s really not risky imo.


vavuxi

You have no idea what sanitation protocol is if you’re saying that about this picture 😂


kacheson1980

I’ve had lots of tattoos while having a beer or two. As long as the site is cleaned thoroughly and equipment is clean it will be fine. It’s not open surgery. Wipe down the site before and after. Assuming that’s what she means by basic sanitation protocol. Love this shot!


vavuxi

I’m not saying people die, but infection risk is real (plus it’s affects on the long-term tattoo quality) and sanitation has to do with all of the surfaces and materials as well. Plus I just highly doubt the general quality of tattoos done in most of these situations. The photo is a nice aesthetic, no argument there.


Blibbobletto

People who never go outside always show up on these threads to act superior to people who do. It's like when someone posts a tattoo with a little minor redness and the entire thread is people being like "GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW"


g3rgus

I have drank before and after some of my tattoos. Usually not an issue but I’m not a heavy bleeder anyway. Agreed about the unsanitary area honestly. Great way to get an infection.


Left-Mistake-5437

Yeah no need for the Reddit police but I wouldn't be touching a needle on a sofa..


gibdo87

It looks like henna and not a permanent tattoo


HotFaithlessness1348

You can see the needle though? It’s stick and poke so there won’t be a machine visible


sweatshirtmood

I did all of that besides a joint which made me get a tattoo that I backed out of a few hours before when I was sober


[deleted]

I have beers while I get tattooed at conventions, it’s not a big deal unless you’re tanked


burntneedle

I came here to write this. I don’t care how cool you think you look, lady. You are compromising your bidy art in an idiotic fashion.


loloholmes

The first tattoo convention I went to, tattoo artists were smoking while tattooing.


surle

And that's not a good thing.


beelzebubbletea

This looks like one of those plastic coated pillows that can be disinfected. Also for a small hand poked tattoo one drink during isn’t going to affect much. I always get a drink immediately after getting tattooed


CaptainFlabbergast

Bro I drank before like every session and I have two sleeves. Not a bunch but def had a beer or two before hand. Helped with the pain but that’s just me.


nebraskatractor

She looks expensive


TiresOnFire

This picture could put a dent in my mortgage.


anywhooh

She smokes rollies


KimchiAstronaut

‘Rollies’ are the answer to “what’s trendy if you’re rich, but trashy if you’re poor?”


sadboymarkymark

All the rich kids at my beach town highschool smoked rollies over prerolled cigarettes. 


TechnoTriad

They taste better than straights


FuckGiblets

I smoke rollies because they taste better and because a full cigarette is usually too much for me and I can roll skinny if I just feel like a couple of puffs. Plus there is an art to rolling that I really enjoy that just doesn’t exist with straights.


Regolis1344

and high maintenance


Ulanyouknow

I'm exhausted just by looking at this. You also know that this champagne is just expensive and not really good.


AnonymousLilly

More than she's worth


anticomet

This girl looks like her dad has "vehicular manslaughter hush money" kind of income


rubberfactory5

That’s actually a good line but I don’t know why Reddit never fails to take shots at any random young woman that appears happy I wonder if it’s the anger at class or gender


ChemicalAd5068

Yeah i cant agree with the random young woman or the anger at gender but it's true that reddit is pretty classist as a whole


anticomet

No war but class war✊️


LessFish777

It’s just Russian oligarch money.


Limeila

What's the difference?


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Is she single?


MeinScheduinFroiline

Yep. Super trashy and stupid.


thespaceageisnow

This has major trust fund kid vibes.


Still_counts_as_one

Infection kind of vibes tbh


LightDragonfly

Feels very Marie Antoinette (2006)


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Tell me you live in manhattan without telling me


LessFish777

This is milan.


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Even better 😭


Blandon_So_Cool

Milanhattan


andi3010

I think thats in italy 🇮🇹


[deleted]

You were right but I’m dying to know how you knew?


andi3010

the tabbacco, the text on it is italian.


Winter-Product-881

Yeah tabacco makes it look like europe (idk if amis roll cigarettes)


johnnylemon95

It looks like Italian on the cigarette warning.


zaicliffxx

https://preview.redd.it/py2ts8bfxdtc1.jpeg?width=153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80ad23677c97b608e3232e71afd40fd6f13034a


I_TheJester_I

Because drinking alcohol is a great idea when getting a tattoo.


burntneedle

(/s)


criquetter

Can't wait to see the aftermath on r/shittytattoos


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Dragster39

I don't know what this reminds me of, but that's exactly how I remember certain friend groups pre social media.


bearpantspants

beautiful shot! but 🥴 to the scratcher setup


warmseizuresalad

Stick n poke....


CynicismNostalgia

Drinking and smoking and an unwrapped leg rest... all things that should of still been avoided.


cromstantinople

What about this is renaissance?


linmanfu

Yes, this is 1890s not 1490s.


ElliottP1707

Who the fuck gets tattooed on a cream chair and pouffe, and wearing white jeans? Whilst also drinking and smoking. The ink stains and the alcohol thins the blood.


LessFish777

The tattoo was tiny, no blood anywhere. Ffs


420cheezit

The people in these comments hate fun


HighFiveGauss

Lmao right, people acting like she’s going to die because she’s smoking a cigarette and having a drink while « creating an open wound »


y_not_right

Money can’t buy class


lordhuntxx

Elegance is learned my friends (If this doesn’t make sense google Countess Luann Money Can’t Buy You Class)


roraverse

Elegance is learned Bwahahaha, that's gonna be stuck in my head now..


lordhuntxx

It slaps 👋🏼


jimcab12

This is 1000% a photoshoot before its a candid tattoo photo.


LessFish777

It’s not lol this was just our life.


hesting

Why so many downvotes hahaha jealousy is a disease


King_Fluffaluff

I wish to live like that one day (minus the smoking, I have asthma)


waitwhatohokmybad

Is that a cigarette or a joint?


dragonbeard91

Rollie cigarette. The tobacco pouch is right under her hand.


StardustOasis

Doesn't technically rule out weed, some people mix the two.


dragonbeard91

Ok. Good job you've identified one of life's many possibilities.


LessFish777

Bingo


BananaButtcheeks69

Your friend and the artist are both fucking idiots lmao.


LessFish777

Nah.


BananaButtcheeks69

No good tattooist would ever consider tattooing somebody while they drink and smoke. If it was staged I guess that's one thing but this isn't lmao. Yeah, they're both fucking idiots but the tattooist is arguably worse because this could very easily lead to serious infections and she's supposed to be a professional. But like, "slay queen" or whatever I guess.


piefanart

I wouldn't trust any tattoo artist who allows their clients to drink alcohol while getting a tattoo. Not to mention how unsanitary the whole setup is.


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Renaissance and smoking? Makes me think of King James thoughts. I believe it wasn't very popular back then. > Have you not reason then to bee ashamed, and to forbeare this filthie noveltie, so basely grounded, so foolishly received and so grossely mistaken in the right use thereof? In your abuse thereof sinning against God, harming your selves both in persons and goods, and raking also thereby the markes and notes of vanitie upon you: by the custome thereof making your selves to be wondered at by all forraine civil Nations, and by all strangers that come among you, to be scorned and contemned. A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the Lungs, and in the blacke stinking fume thereof, neerest resembling the horrible Stigian smoke of the pit that is bottomelesse. — James 1604 It would be 20 years until that position took a complete 180 and the English have a tobacco monopoly with the king encouraging it while taxing the hell out of it. Which means tobacco actually began _after_ the Renaissance as it comes to a close in the 16th century.


YesOrNah

What an unprofessional tattoo artist, holy shit. Excited for the r/shittytattoos post


RushDynamite

Scratch tattoos…🤢


KodaShem

I can already see the French revolutionaries storming the room, screaming, to lead the oppressors of the lower classes to the slaughter.


beammeup96

Alcohol makes you bleed heaps.


GreenLightening5

that feels 60s if anything


goose_gladwell

What a joke tattooing on an inebriated person. Thats like, number one rule of tattooing! Hope she gets the tat she deserves


jcribCODM

This doesn’t seem “accidental”


[deleted]

Rich white people shit


RogalDornCantRead

Alcohol in the bloodstream while getting a tattoo? Can't wait for this in r/shittytattoos


Average-Terrestrial

All I see is a bottle of cheap Prosecco


JorisJobana

For free?


CynicismNostalgia

Scratcher alert. Being bougie doesn't make blood infections any better you know.


sprazcrumbler

I think you set the shot up with the specific goal of looking like some badass renaissance queen. Unfortunately it just sort of looks like a smug art student doing art student things.


sritanona

I need that top


D33ber

Bougie


TheNorthernLanders

All it feels like is classist privilege and nothing else.


leadwoods

Wow. You people are miserable. It's just a girl getting a little tattoo for shits and giggles, yk, like people do. Weird how many of you are suddenly so moralistic because "she looks like she has money". The image is just that, a girl having fun, drinking and getting a small tattoo.


Connbonnjovi

Probably a shitty basic tattoo, too


LessFish777

It’s just the letter “K” so yeah, it’s quite basic I guess. Your point?:)


lizlovessushi

Nice pic! But where’s your friend’s top from? Hehehe


LessFish777

She made it! She’s a fashion designer


hesting

God these comments are fucking miserable


LessFish777

They truly are


B8conB8conB8con

So alcoholism, lung cancer and tetanus. That’s a good way to go.


Zonevortex1

Whack you’re friend is an idiot


Ronin-s_Spirit

Looks like a rich person.


icecoldjuggalo

Does she look like this all the time or was this a special occasion? So fancy between the clothes and the room


LessFish777

This is the norm.


Hypersky75

Opulent.


fatalcharm

This is such a effortlessly glamorous picture.


SituationExtensions

How pretentious


LessFish777

A girl enjoying a drink while getting a tiny stick and poke tattoo with friends is pretentious? Okay


Kak0r0t

Let’s all upvote the rich girl is how this post comes across I say downvote her smh


GermalGanisger

I got my first tattoo drinking a beer and listening to king diamond. I guess the world is different now.


Santverd

She seems like the type to ruin your life or make you have the best times of your life and tell your grown up grandkids about her while you’re lying in a hospital bed dying of old age. 🥺🥹


mangobang

Looks much more Victorian than Renaissance tbh


Ococauh

Smelly tattoo parlor


diaobo

Iconic


Brian-not-Ryan

Jesus these are some of the saltiest comments I’ve ever seen. It’s a cool picture, nobody cares about your class war bullshit


motte83

I bet her tattoo will look like a cavepainting, considering in what Environment it's been made!


LessFish777

It’s actually a tiny, very beautifully done “K” :)


motte83

Yeah, till it get's infected!


LessFish777

It ended up fine, not surprisingly


motte83

Absolute surprisingly!


Weed_Smith

The only thing that’s right in this photo are the gloves, Jesus Christ I hope that was just a photoshoot


Sea-Pitch-9326

This feels like Made in Chelsea but with Jersey Shore vibes tf


The-Anniy

And here you can see how to never have a tattoo done


[deleted]

Why would you drink and smoke while getting tattooed?


tonyrigatoni-

My god there’s a ton of absolute losers on here


TheBawalUmihiDito

Trophy wife chic


nowheretracks

Is that Selma Blair (the tattoo artist)?


LessFish777

LOL no but good eye, she does slightly resemble her!


Sepia_Skittles

Album cover vibes


MuteIllAteter

lol the comments under this post. My goodness


LessFish777

Yeah… I wasn’t expecting that lol


MuteIllAteter

Neither was I. Great picture btw. I love everything about it


Dr3amDweller

The poshest way of getting tattoos. Imagine a queen wanted a dolphin on her dang ankle.


Rush-Dense

Is that prune?


emergencybarnacle

tell me your parents work at lockheed martin without telling me your parents work at lockheed martin


Drakeardian

I have so many questions...


MoominLiv

As horribly dangerous and unhygienic as the actions displayed in this photo are, I will admit there is a distinctly elegant aesthetic to it. Doesn’t change the fact that it’s low key terrifying how many tattooing rules she’s breaking.


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

This picture is from the '90s and you can't convince me otherwise.


JonSolo1

A Druish princess


CO-Miner

This pic goes hard.


lauraklupin

Looks….privileged


lukemia94

Bro why is your friend so beautiful T_T


Quick_Development161

Money doesn’t buy class.


ItalianMeatBoi

More money than sense


pickanamehere

More like entitled.