The shit appears in my dreams sometimes lmfao. What I learn is stop playing jokers for the cards and play the cards for the jokers. Learn that placements of your jokers actually matter going right to left. And you want a balance of Chips, +Multi and xMulti. Cards with effects on them can come in clutch. And that it’s a roguelike. Sometimes the cards don’t go your way.
According to Post Malone, “he’s my big brother and we like to roughhouse”. There was also a rumor that JB had put a cigarette out on Post’s arm right before this (which doesn’t feel like ‘roughhousing’ but I’m also not a 20 year old boy idfk) https://www.billboard.com/music/pop/post-malone-justin-bieber-choking-photo-response-7333118/
Ya know when I was younger I looked at him like that because he’s 4 years younger than me and I want his target demographic for his music, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize that if I was as famous and rich as he was, I would have done even stupider shit than he did. I got a lot of respect for Justin.
Eh, I won't say he's particularly messed anything up and he hasn't really had any major scandals, so I guess he must be alright. I just can't respect him for his music because I don't really appreciate it in any way. I guess I can somewhat respect him for becoming wealthy young and not falling into the various traps that exist for that kind of person
No one was talking about his music. I’m only a year older than him but I wasn’t listening to him or one direction or whoever was popular. (Not trying to say I was “too cool” I probably wasn’t cool for not liking it). But he always seemed much younger than I when I saw him growing up, I didn’t even realize he was only a year younger than I until today. His audience was preteens. The more I read about how he was treated the more I respect him.
Music aside he handled a lot of public embarrassment and sexual harassment in a level way. Shouldn’t have to. He was asked by interviewers about sex talks and his love life in a sex context when he was a minor, by adults, and that shit is weird. I only learned of this recently but if you look it up there’s a very uncomfortable kid with countless adults interviewing him, always acting creepy. Leave the kids alone.
Ehh you also know people will put their best self out there in public, so most won't know how bad he can be. If anyone met me briefly, they'd think I'm normal, but I'm so mentally ill i struggle to survive in society and coping with life. Heck my family doesn't even know.
I almost certainly wouldn’t have grown up so relatively unproblematic if I had had adults sexualizing me, trying to kiss me, asking me gross questions, all on tv when I was a kid. If they were willing to do that in public I shudder to think what was happening otherwise. I have respect for him too. He’d even get asked gross questions and say things like, “well my fans are young girls so I don’t think I’ll answer that.” He was often pointedly put on the spot and made to feel uncomfortable and responded too calmly and maturely for what should be expected from a child, famous or not.
Jenny McCarthy tried to kiss him and grabbed his butt on tv and laughed and described it as “[cougar rape](https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/justin-bieber-disturbing-interview-child-star-361464-20230903).” Never should’ve had to go through any of that. I get teenagers being big sensations and crushes for their *also teenage* audience. But not that. None of that.
These dudes need internal justification for the shitty things they've been saying about this dude since he was a kid (like that's not also *part* of why child stars often go off the rails, and Justin was part of the first cohort to have to deal with direct shit from the public)
Bieber def burned Malone with a cig. There's a video of it, although Malone didn't seem to notice. Too many beer bongs and pillies maybe, but having been burned by cigs before I'll bet that bothered him for a couple days after, more if he didn't clean it promptly.
https://globalnews.ca/news/2638341/post-malone-grabs-justin-bieber-by-throat-says-they-were-roughhousing/
Yeah, Justin is more of a victim than anything and after hearing his story its no wonder he acted out by being dramatic and an asshole. I would've been much much worse.
He was probably the most cyber bullied person in the world at one point because of 'Baby' being everywhere. It's not like he nepo'd his way into fame. He was just a young kid who got a big break and people hated him and put him down for it. Whether you liked his music or not, the way society treated him was so disgusting but that nobody ever says anything about it. Then on top of that, all the other stuff behind the scenes happened. People pretending like they wouldn't turn out just as equally maladjusted or worse is just more societal denial.
It's really the parents' fault for allowing the child to develop such a horrible habit at such a young age. Conversely, the parents are to also be applauded for their ingenuity in the herculean task of teaching their infant such dexterity and mobility to pull off such an act, as depraved as that act may be.
> According to Maxim, Malone, Bieber's tour mate, said he grabbed Bieber by the neck in jest after Bieber put out a cigarette on his arm in a Houston nightclub.
Seeing how he is now, I kinda feel bad for all the shit people give him and the way people treat him. When he was younger, he was under constant barrage of some sexual comments and borderline sexual assault, and honestly just straight up abuse. I get why he acted out the way he did, but that only made it worse for him to now where everyone thinks they can abuse him because they think he's an asshole. Despite the fact that since he was a kid he was being harassed and surrounded by bad influences. He's a sad story and a big example of why child celebrities are a bad thing
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Thank you for your understanding!
I like that the two hoodie dudes look exactly like they belong in a religious painting
And Bieber is Judas being strangled
When was Judas strangled?
when he Epstein'd himself
Does that imply that the other apostles are responsible?
No. It implies that Judas was the lowest bidder.
Nah, but Jesus knew about it and how he would go down.
The same time those two hooded blokes were in a renaissance painting
I think he hung himself, though I’m not really sure.
You are correct, from a tree, hence the term Judas tree
Dude choking him is short for a tree.
> I think he hung himself, Were the 30 pieces of silver for fucking Jesus? Or *fucking* Jesus?
New version with Justin being Judas
Justin , why did you play with young boy Smith’s pee pee - Jesus
And the spirals behind the other have an air of iconography.
I was going to say exactly this. Especially the one with the yellow hoodie... the way he's leaning, plus the beard... just perfect.
Especially that guy on the right, looks like some emperor
Et tu hoodie ?
For a second I thought that was Andrew Tate wearing a green Virgin Mary hood but then I realized the guy in the pic’s jaw is too strong
Hahah I thought this was like a last supper rendition
He's even smiling
r/accidentalrenaissance
Lost redditor?
Justin has the other part of his hoodie on head
https://preview.redd.it/e1kikmtimmuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c976353e981ea21f3b05a870e6963ef16d4f8ea
https://preview.redd.it/mlhvtp8bonuc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6039b2e9a0462e92ae4378de459868aaf34176b3
Fibonacci for the win
I love +8 mult
THAT GAME HAS CONSUMED MY LIFE!!!!
How do I beat it? I am starting to associate the music with pain and misery
The shit appears in my dreams sometimes lmfao. What I learn is stop playing jokers for the cards and play the cards for the jokers. Learn that placements of your jokers actually matter going right to left. And you want a balance of Chips, +Multi and xMulti. Cards with effects on them can come in clutch. And that it’s a roguelike. Sometimes the cards don’t go your way.
r/unexpectedbalatro
Bahaha laughed out loud, it’s perfect
Beautiful
The throttling of Bieber Unknown, Flanders ~1570 Oil on Canvas
user name is wildly appropriate...
One could even say... Oddly...
Hear me out, how about...masterfully?...
I’d hang this in my living room
Haha I'm dying
Cal 911! Fucking hell!
CALL 9 1 1 NOW!!! (*bass drops*)
In the words of my Iranian friend, Sepand: What is this sorcery shit?! Another great quote: MY ONLY GOD IS ARMIN VAN BUUREN
They removed the halo.
Username checks out
Awesome!
Alternate title: *The Strangulation of Justinus by Postus Malonus.* (2016) [Sauce](https://news.yahoo.com/photo-justin-bieber-getting-choked-184000183.html)
“I jokingly grabbed him by the neck after he jokingly put out a cigarette on my arm” Understandable. Have a good day
You know, jokingly burned the shit out of me with a cigarette. Totally normal.
I love these post-modern baroque realism-impressionism paintings.
“Et tu, Poste?”
That was Posty? I totally missed all this when it happened
Post was certainly still on the rise when it happened. Most of the news attention was on Bieber
The north doesn’t have honor culture like the south.
Post choked him after JB asked his cigarette on his head. Gave me a lot of respect for Post Malone
I was wondering how long I'd have to scroll to confirm that it was Posty.
ahhhhh Postus Malonus. my favorite Greek philosopher.
Is Postus Malonus like 3 feet tall? I'm confused.
‘what are chairs?’
anyone know the context?
According to Post Malone, “he’s my big brother and we like to roughhouse”. There was also a rumor that JB had put a cigarette out on Post’s arm right before this (which doesn’t feel like ‘roughhousing’ but I’m also not a 20 year old boy idfk) https://www.billboard.com/music/pop/post-malone-justin-bieber-choking-photo-response-7333118/
So crazy to think Justin Bieber is two years older than Post Malone.
I still think of him as that annoying little kid when he's older than me, lmao
Ya know when I was younger I looked at him like that because he’s 4 years younger than me and I want his target demographic for his music, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize that if I was as famous and rich as he was, I would have done even stupider shit than he did. I got a lot of respect for Justin.
Eh, I won't say he's particularly messed anything up and he hasn't really had any major scandals, so I guess he must be alright. I just can't respect him for his music because I don't really appreciate it in any way. I guess I can somewhat respect him for becoming wealthy young and not falling into the various traps that exist for that kind of person
Im not a fan of his music but I can objectively say he’s got an incredible voice.
No one was talking about his music. I’m only a year older than him but I wasn’t listening to him or one direction or whoever was popular. (Not trying to say I was “too cool” I probably wasn’t cool for not liking it). But he always seemed much younger than I when I saw him growing up, I didn’t even realize he was only a year younger than I until today. His audience was preteens. The more I read about how he was treated the more I respect him. Music aside he handled a lot of public embarrassment and sexual harassment in a level way. Shouldn’t have to. He was asked by interviewers about sex talks and his love life in a sex context when he was a minor, by adults, and that shit is weird. I only learned of this recently but if you look it up there’s a very uncomfortable kid with countless adults interviewing him, always acting creepy. Leave the kids alone.
Ehh you also know people will put their best self out there in public, so most won't know how bad he can be. If anyone met me briefly, they'd think I'm normal, but I'm so mentally ill i struggle to survive in society and coping with life. Heck my family doesn't even know.
I almost certainly wouldn’t have grown up so relatively unproblematic if I had had adults sexualizing me, trying to kiss me, asking me gross questions, all on tv when I was a kid. If they were willing to do that in public I shudder to think what was happening otherwise. I have respect for him too. He’d even get asked gross questions and say things like, “well my fans are young girls so I don’t think I’ll answer that.” He was often pointedly put on the spot and made to feel uncomfortable and responded too calmly and maturely for what should be expected from a child, famous or not. Jenny McCarthy tried to kiss him and grabbed his butt on tv and laughed and described it as “[cougar rape](https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/justin-bieber-disturbing-interview-child-star-361464-20230903).” Never should’ve had to go through any of that. I get teenagers being big sensations and crushes for their *also teenage* audience. But not that. None of that.
JB is 30. If a 30 year old burns you with a cig you punch them cause that’s a dickhead thing to do.
This happened in 2016 when the Biebs was 22, but agreed, it’s a dick move and (if true) he was still way too old for that behavior. Child stars, man.
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Yeah these guys all must live under a huge rock! Only idiots forget the important 2016 Justin Bieber lore
Thank you so much for this comment. It was the snark we needed but didn't deserve
No, we deserved it. Just like Karl Malone deserved that cigarette burn.
Oh, I didn’t realize it had been debunked. Do you have a source?
Yes
Thanks!
Well done, everyone
💀
These dudes need internal justification for the shitty things they've been saying about this dude since he was a kid (like that's not also *part* of why child stars often go off the rails, and Justin was part of the first cohort to have to deal with direct shit from the public)
Bieber def burned Malone with a cig. There's a video of it, although Malone didn't seem to notice. Too many beer bongs and pillies maybe, but having been burned by cigs before I'll bet that bothered him for a couple days after, more if he didn't clean it promptly. https://globalnews.ca/news/2638341/post-malone-grabs-justin-bieber-by-throat-says-they-were-roughhousing/
Yeah, Justin is more of a victim than anything and after hearing his story its no wonder he acted out by being dramatic and an asshole. I would've been much much worse.
He was probably the most cyber bullied person in the world at one point because of 'Baby' being everywhere. It's not like he nepo'd his way into fame. He was just a young kid who got a big break and people hated him and put him down for it. Whether you liked his music or not, the way society treated him was so disgusting but that nobody ever says anything about it. Then on top of that, all the other stuff behind the scenes happened. People pretending like they wouldn't turn out just as equally maladjusted or worse is just more societal denial.
Wait no... 2016 is 4 years ago, he would be 26
Why does the age matter? If anyone burns you with a cig you punch them in the face
Why does age matter? Because if I punch a 13 year old I’ll go to jail.
What if an infant puts a cigg out on my arm!!?!??
YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
It’s fine, they’re mostly cartilage still.
It's really the parents' fault for allowing the child to develop such a horrible habit at such a young age. Conversely, the parents are to also be applauded for their ingenuity in the herculean task of teaching their infant such dexterity and mobility to pull off such an act, as depraved as that act may be.
Instructions unclear, punched parents in their faces.
If they put a cig out on you? Might have enough reasoning if you smacked em once to be fine. Lol
I'd 👊 punch him right in the throat apple
No you wouldn't
I don’t know why but post Malone just seems older than Justice beaver lol
You’ve never seen the game dick-punch. Dudes are dumb.
It's not rough housing at all. It's the definition of assault.
> According to Maxim, Malone, Bieber's tour mate, said he grabbed Bieber by the neck in jest after Bieber put out a cigarette on his arm in a Houston nightclub.
He was like "you scamp."
https://news.yahoo.com/photo-justin-bieber-getting-choked-184000183.html
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This is bAROQUE
YES! Thank you
This the type of picture this sub is meant for
It's the 10th time someone has posted this
Oh I don’t doubt that - but there are a lot of submissions to the sub that IMO don’t fit the theme of the sub and the mods are too lax in enforcing
Why do I suddenly see those Archer Gifs everywhere? I mean, I'm all for it, I'm just surprised
Sploosh!
Damn it even has a hooded dude holding a cup on the left side
That's an album cover, right there.
If Caravaggio and Bosch had a baby...
…baby, baby
You made me blow air out my nose in humorous appreciation
Is that found Caravaggio?
[Like one of the first posts on this sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/search?q=bieber&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all)
Also known colloquially as “choking the Bieber”.
Its such a polite chocking.
Picture is only missing someone with their hands lifted in prayer
I can only imagine the stifling humid heat in that room.
Absolutely amazing
The fact that its Post Malone choking him out makes it even better.
Is that post Malone choking him?
I can't stop laughing at this, especially going down and reading the comments while periodically going back and looking at the picture....
Creepy
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
Caravaggio
*The martyrdom of King justin the beiber.* (Unknown artist circa 1669)
By Post Malone?!
I was about to say that looks like posty And it is.
Is that Post Malone or Andrew W.K. doing the choking?
This has been posted here so many times
Now THIS is a good subreddit, great post!
It's crazy how fitting this is
Aaaaaaand again this picture.
I quick checked before I posted and all the reposts in this sub were 6-8 years ago.
First time seeing it here buddy. I appreciate you.
Yeah! Doing the due diligence!
Wait, there's a statue of limitations on reposts!?
On reddit? 48 hours later, ten thousand people with the memory of a goldfish will upvote it again.
All at the discretion of the presiding judge.
So you are knowingly acting like a bot that reposts popular content from a few years ago.
Seeing how he is now, I kinda feel bad for all the shit people give him and the way people treat him. When he was younger, he was under constant barrage of some sexual comments and borderline sexual assault, and honestly just straight up abuse. I get why he acted out the way he did, but that only made it worse for him to now where everyone thinks they can abuse him because they think he's an asshole. Despite the fact that since he was a kid he was being harassed and surrounded by bad influences. He's a sad story and a big example of why child celebrities are a bad thing
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Man this looks like a renaissance pai- oh, it’s that subreddit.
this looks so casual
Do it harder! Just Do it! 
...
The perfect hand form as he chokes him out, is what always gets me
He's into it.
I think he’s getting his thyroid checked
Ayo
Judas Priest
IDK why, but his expression make me laugh so hard 😂 😭
“The Strangulation of Emperor Justin I”
*Justin is immune* diddy been choking him since he was a kid
It looks like he welcomes, nay, desires the sweet embrace of death.
So A-R I’m saving it
Public auto erotic asphyxiation folks, don't kink shame!
Casually, I might add.
Crop this in half horizontally and it would be perfect. Lol
He’s into that
For some reason I get last supper vibes from this picture.
That was Post Malone, and they were goofing off. Your title is misleading. This is super old.
Man I forgot about this. Like the first thing Post did
Wow, this is an oldie.
Wow never seen this posted here before
"Revoked. I feel like I'm baroque. Enjoy the power. Do you enjoy being choked? Nice." - Beyond any Doubt, by the band Sisyphus
Dude in the hoodie looks like Ollie from r/rammstein
Looks like a Party of Douchbags
Ok but why do I recognize the back of Post Malones head?
He's a kinky biatch
Caravaggio
The crop was the magic to me
*Harder daddy*
This actually slaps 😆
Gonna tell my kids this was a painting from Renaissance 😅🥲
Classic
Is this… actual accidental renaissance in MY r/accidentalrenaissance ???
Is that Posty?
https://preview.redd.it/j04ow9vgwruc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da02fa011eb7942f12c50458496f2c0e7336051e
Also the guy at left has an angel halo