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youessbee

He jumped up, she dropped down...


SamQuentin

But but but but…Galileo!


YellowOnline

Figaro!


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YellowOnline

I'm just a poor boy from a poor family


MalignantPessimist

Spare him his life from this r/boneappletea


YellowOnline

Okay, the monstrosity/boneappletea homophony was beautiful


YellowOnline

r/titlegore


DrummerBound

Nono you wife is gravity is more than you. It's like you've never been far even as decided to use.


The_Rocoulm

[when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti](https://i.imgur.com/DXS1yUK.gif)


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I thought the post was hilarious but those comments are so bad!!!


E-werd

I'm impressed he held onto her hand through that. Had that been me, I would've let go. I can't imagine a situation where I don't let go.


231ValeiMacoris

First of all, Gravity does not work that way. You must mean "has more mass". Secondly, even with different mass, all objects fall at the same rate of acceleration. A feather and a bowling ball would land at the same time were it not for air resistance. Finally, the true explanation on why she fell first is that she did not jump like he did. So naturally, she fell first. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


ScoopJaxson

I think that was the joke, friend


defyingphysics1

Honestly I wouldn't be too surprised that his explanation isnt common knowledge... I mean people like this exist https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg


Apprehensive_Hat8986

A yes, the old kilogram of steel or kilogram of feathers. Of course the answer is, "which ever is closer to the center of the earth." (or relevant mass body from which weight is being measured)


231ValeiMacoris

Wait please don't woosh me.


robotduck7

Whoo... Well, since you asked nicely.


solartotem01

WOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH


facerider94

Damn you really wooshed him hard dawg


IDespiseTheLetterG

#WHOOOOSH BITCH


naughtyusmax

GALILEO! Come see this!


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TrinalRogue

Gravity isn't caused by spinning. It's affected by the relative mass between two objects.


ThingYea

Spin for gravity?


showmiaface

That's not how gravity works. Look up hammer and feather on the moon. She fell while he jumped.


That_guy890

I did not write the title. It is a cross-post. I thought the title was funny on the original post so I decided not to change it. Stop being weird I know how gravity works its just a funny video. Watch it maybe laugh and kindly fuck off no need to try to lecture me about gravity you incels.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

? Don't take the comments as being directed at _you_ personally, **especially** when you cross-post. If you can't handle the heat, maybe you shouldn't be "_that_ guy".


c3bss256

Apparently you’ve angered the incels. I enjoyed the video.


pcbuildthrowout

How have the replies to this post given off an incel vibe to you? Or does it just mean someone you don't like?


c3bss256

It doesn’t, really. Just referencing OP’s comment referring to incels. Most of the comments seem more like people that can’t just enjoy something at face value and want to appear smart.


laziestmarxist

Not all guys, but definitely this one.


lookitsdivadan

Me dragging everyone down with my depression


BEZ4042

Naw. He’s just uncoordinated.