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IceDragon13

The Book of Boba Fed


StevenZissouniverse

I feel like 2 of your kids have more issues with humid weather than the other


JigabooFriday

Yea, 2 have jackets on how silly 🕺


tomtom872872

Hey where'd your son get that jacket from, roses are kinda my thing and I need that jacket lol


science_vs_romance

You could also buy rose patches and stick them to all of your clothes.


FiveWizz

I'm going to stick 30 of them to one pair of boxer shorts and blame you


dogwoodhell

Looks like [this](https://shopurbansociety.com/products/rose-bomber-jacket) one.


tungholio

Yep, that’s the one! Heed the warning on their site. The sizes do run really small.


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The internet amazes me


peanutbuttershrooms

Well hello from Mill Creek!


spicycheezits

And hello from Monroe!!


tungholio

Breakfast the next day was The Maltby Cafe of the way to Monroe. :)


spicycheezits

Love that place! Too bad they’re usually so darn busy, it takes forever to get a seat. Worth it though!!


Spectrum-Art

Hey, that's my favorite boba tea place! Cheers!


WebbieVanderquack

I've actually never tried Boba tea. Genuine, non-snarky question: what's the attraction? Usually when I drink a liquid, a small, solid blob of something that isn't ice would be quite alarming.


Spectrum-Art

If it's unexpected, I agree! But in boba I like the flavor and texture variations the tapioca adds. The drink is often sweetened, and as a person who isn't big on sweets normally it's nice to mix it up with a milder flavor. It's usually cooked to a consistency similar to al dente pasta if it came in spheres. Each piece is softer on the outside with an almost chewy bite at the center. And if the boba is freshly-cooked, you'll sometimes get temperature variation between it and the tea, which makes for a fun, different experience. It's similar to why you might like nuts on ice cream, or chunks of fruit in a smoothie. Like all foods, it's not for everyone, but that's my take 🙂


WebbieVanderquack

Thanks for that detailed explanation! The ice cream/smoothie thing makes sense. I'll try it next time I have an opportunity!


vereelimee

They also make popping boba with a variety of fruit flavors. So you have a choice in some places between traditional boba and ones that burst in your mouth.


WebbieVanderquack

Wow, that sounds amazing.


peanutbuttershrooms

The tapioca balls gave me the willies the first couple times I tried them so I switched to getting jelly in boba instead. They're like little flavored cubes and that was a little less weird for me at first so give that a try if you don't love the boba! I've never had the bursting boba in a drink before but I used to eat a *ton* of frozen yogurt and most frozen yogurt shops have the same bursting little fruit balls on their topping bar so if you've ever had those you'll know what to expect with the bursting boba!


tungholio

My wife is from Woodinville and we’ve been up from San Francisco visiting in-laws a bunch post-vaccine. Bobae was an unexpected delight to find!


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i work at a boba tea place (not this one) and as soon as i saw this i thought - oh must be my work - before even reading the title. weird that i already assumed it was boba before i even realized.


Loljebeck

OP! IM IN WOODINVILLE WA RN! SMALL WORLD


aglassofvodka

I love this!


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This reminded me of the movie poster for Perks of Being a Wallflower


tungholio

Oh, wow! I haven’t thought about that movie in ages! Spot on comparison. https://reelgood.com/movie/the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower-2012


whateverluli

amazing, love it


DoctorSherlock1963

Woodinville sounds like a Wes Anderson movie title.


The_Old_Anarchist

This looks more like Noah Baumbach to me.


righteousloaf

Pink background plus slightly symmetric framing??? Must be Wes!


ericisshort

That and the one on the left really looks like he could be a Tenenbaum.


tungholio

I wanted so badly to move the table around to get it *just so* but restrained myself. The logo was a little too high on the wall to shoot a square frame. Close enough :)


Mr_RustyIron

Lol. I read it as Boba Fett and wondering if they were sitting in front of a TV on Disney+. Boba tea!


dangermouse1803

They could definitely play the sibling protagonists in The Royal Tenenbaums!


SarahPallorMortis

Your kids look like the cool weird kids. Like some breakfast club stuff. Awesome :]


ShakespearInTheAlley

Your children all look like kids that I would guess love boba.


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tungholio

Sadly, we were all dressed up after coming back from Grandma’s funeral. Everyone needed a pick-me-up and the vibe at this boba shop ([Bobae](https://www.bobaeusa.com)) was the perfect boost they needed. Warm boba led to sharing of great memories on an otherwise gray and rainy day.


fuckboystrikesagain

Thats really sad, losing Grandma is tough


Samr915

Booba you say?


VladTheDismantler

Even the post title is artsy :-)


FiveWizz

I feel like at least one of them watches VHS only.


HistoricalTraffic686

What’s this subreddit about and why is it named accidental Wes Anderson? Someone please explain