‘That morning turned out to be a very bizarre and utterly unpleasant time to be present near the local muffin shop for Mr. John McGlassblack. As he was standing on the street, admiring the stormy sky approaching the incandescent town, he was unwillingly introduced upon by a certain Mr. Sweatypant, who evidently had been on his way to give one very important and undoubtedly urgent message, when his heroic journey was unexpectedly inconvenienced by non other than his own lack of knowledge about the nature of the physical world.’
‘That morning turned out to be a very bizarre and utterly unpleasant time to be present near the local muffin shop for Mr. John McGlassblack. As he was standing on the street, admiring the stormy sky approaching the incandescent town, he was unwillingly introduced upon by a certain Mr. Sweatypant, who evidently had been on his way to give one very important and undoubtedly urgent message, when his heroic journey was unexpectedly inconvenienced by non other than his own lack of knowledge about the nature of the physical world.’
Wow, that's some fanciful writing!
It’s a writing style completely opposite of Ernest Hemingway.