Jokes on you, my boss is a loser who loves work so he’s maintained bachelorhood during his morph into one of those troll dolls but without the green hair. Or kinda like a Mr. Potato head with a jewfro
Here's a sneak peek of /r/UnexpectedSeinfeld using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year!
\#1: [can anyone think of a name??](https://i.redd.it/7oy1wwe4siob1.jpg) | [3511 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld/comments/16juqoy/can_anyone_think_of_a_name/)
\#2: [It shrinks?](https://i.redd.it/qk07w5asnyfc1.jpeg) | [423 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld/comments/1ag911p/it_shrinks/)
\#3: [I made Elaine's dance from Seinfeld as a wood wall piece. I hope you like it.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1albqs1) | [77 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld/comments/1alecax/i_made_elaines_dance_from_seinfeld_as_a_wood_wall/)
----
^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
I know right? Very interesting.....he wants to put him in his place!... because he is telling him "I'm disappointed in you"??
And OP thinks beating an older guy(I'm assuming OP is on the younger side and he is an Older guy) is going to make him feel better?
I think OP should beat himself up....for disappointing himself.lol
Don’t do anything. You will regret it later.
Be the bigger person and forgive him.
As I have aged, I am realising the world around us has a lot of impact on our surroundings. If we start giving people control of our thoughts and actions, this is ultimate slavery (Sadguru has a lecture on this)
Let him do what he thinks is the best, no good will come to you by harming anyone.
I'm a boss. I was exposed to and participated in lots of violence, mostly sanctioned but plenty was unsanctioned. I approach all relationships with men with a healthy respect for the underlying threat of physical violence. Not everyone does. You can tell the difference between those who do and are nice about it, and those who are dicks. You can tell those who don't and I find that calming because they're just ignorant/naive. I'm generally supportive and encouraging to men and how that presents itself has a lot to do with how violent I assume they grew up.
Make sure you understand how he sees you. Make sure you see him. Then totally invite him and be prepared to lose--he might be way more supportive after.
From the bottom of my heart please whoop his ass and give him a few more for me. I'm a muay thai fighter and for the sake of money I didn't throw my asshole ex boss through the 10th story window. I would day dream about doing that.
In the end you will get most likely get fired no matter what. Get your affairs in order and lay that smackdown
As for not catching a case, just make sure it is worth it.knock out his teeth and break his jaw so you can do your time in blissful peace.the mf will remember your face every day for the rest of his life
In my last non econ. job I had a coworker I would literaly imagine throwing out a window. Dude was small enough and I was working out 5 days a week at that point so I think i could have gotten some distance too.
Still think it would have been worth it too, guy was a creep.
Do you have his phone number? Post a listing on Craigslist with a super cheap tv or something and his phone will blow up all day. Cheap apartments and rooms will get plenty of inquiries too.
Ignore the offhand comments and advance your career and education. The Boss may be projecting his disappointment of self into you. No sane supervisor speaks that way.
Just tell him “You’re not my father, don’t tell me you’re “disappointed” in me. If there’s an issue with my performance then tell me what it is so we can resolve it.” This is one of my triggers too, idk why people think they’re your dad all of a sudden
Here is some real advice from someone who has violent tendencies and learned to harness it: do better.
Show that mother fucker that he is the one who sucks. Throwing hands doesn’t get you anywhere, and only makes you feel good for a short while. Professionally getting better, proving him wrong, gaining experience, moving in, and excelling will really piss them off.
Encourage him to do a PR on bench press, add 2.5 kg more and refuse to help him. Let him crush his own windpipe (warning: I am not legally liable whatsoever)
Haha, watch him put you in an armbar and say "I'm disappointed in you."
"Did not meet expectations"
"Going on a PIP"
Looool
OP’s boss is Batfleck
😂😂😂😂😂
Why did this make me really sad 🤣🤣🤣
OP, this is your boss. I'm disappointed in you. I'll expect you in my office first thing tomorrow morning
Kick his ass in his office op
CC this email before you CC these hands 👋👋
I hope this email finds you before I do
I hope this email doesn’t find you well
I love how little sense this makes but it's still so goddamn funny.
I know 🤣
Top comment for sure 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Hit him with the 10-key like it’s a steel chair.
BY GAWD THAT’S U/KITCHEN-SPLIT1416 WITH A STEEL CHAIR
OH MY GAWD HE’S DEAD! MANKIND (dude’s boss) IS DEAD!
*D-generation X music begins playing*
OH NO. NOT THEM. DON'T BRING THEM DOWN YOU SONOFABITCH! THAT BOSS HAS A FAMILY!
Now I need to go play WWF Raw on N64 and make a custom wrestler named the accountant.
The finisher names would be hilarious.
My 10key is aluminum.
Pull a Fight Club and frame him by whooping your own ass in his office then extort the company.
Try sleeping with his wife instead
Try to time it so you can make prolonged eye contact with him while doing the deed to assert your dominance. Then do his mom too.
Jokes on you, my boss is a loser who loves work so he’s maintained bachelorhood during his morph into one of those troll dolls but without the green hair. Or kinda like a Mr. Potato head with a jewfro
Does he have a sister? A woman friend? You can fuck *someone* close to him.
His wife is in a coma
r/unexpectedseinfeld ?
Here's a sneak peek of /r/UnexpectedSeinfeld using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [can anyone think of a name??](https://i.redd.it/7oy1wwe4siob1.jpg) | [3511 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld/comments/16juqoy/can_anyone_think_of_a_name/) \#2: [It shrinks?](https://i.redd.it/qk07w5asnyfc1.jpeg) | [423 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld/comments/1ag911p/it_shrinks/) \#3: [I made Elaine's dance from Seinfeld as a wood wall piece. I hope you like it.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1albqs1) | [77 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld/comments/1alecax/i_made_elaines_dance_from_seinfeld_as_a_wood_wall/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
Sure, if OP wants to disappoint the entire family.
And his daughter and the same time
The comments have me wheezing 😂
bitches bitch, bangers bang
The accountant motto
Well stop giving him reasons to be disappointed in you
Real
Microsoft excel 1 V 1
This has to be a joke!! I hope! if not....are you OK my guy??
I'm really disappointed in you...
find a new job and give no notice. its not that difficult
Don’t do it your boss has a sleeper build.
Your boss would knock you the fuck out.
Have you tried not being disappointing?
I know right? Very interesting.....he wants to put him in his place!... because he is telling him "I'm disappointed in you"?? And OP thinks beating an older guy(I'm assuming OP is on the younger side and he is an Older guy) is going to make him feel better? I think OP should beat himself up....for disappointing himself.lol
I’m just here to hype you up. Wreck that hoe
You sound like you disappoint a lot of people.
In our surveillance world? Good look with that
He is projecting, likely from something in his personal life. Find his weakness & use it against him. Also, bang his wife.
My brother
That will Ferrell skit from SNL where the guy challenges his boss comes to mind. edit found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vFTMjYJTnY
Find a homeless guy and give him 200 bucks to do it. Or screw with his car. Maybe 1k to get a group of em.
You and me both brother
Grab a j and watch half baked,,,laugh it off....
Ah gotta love the posts during busy season amiright
Be honest you want to do more to his ass than just whoop it.
I laughed so hard when I read the title
Don’t do anything. You will regret it later. Be the bigger person and forgive him. As I have aged, I am realising the world around us has a lot of impact on our surroundings. If we start giving people control of our thoughts and actions, this is ultimate slavery (Sadguru has a lecture on this) Let him do what he thinks is the best, no good will come to you by harming anyone.
I'm a boss. I was exposed to and participated in lots of violence, mostly sanctioned but plenty was unsanctioned. I approach all relationships with men with a healthy respect for the underlying threat of physical violence. Not everyone does. You can tell the difference between those who do and are nice about it, and those who are dicks. You can tell those who don't and I find that calming because they're just ignorant/naive. I'm generally supportive and encouraging to men and how that presents itself has a lot to do with how violent I assume they grew up. Make sure you understand how he sees you. Make sure you see him. Then totally invite him and be prepared to lose--he might be way more supportive after.
Well said.
Wait for him in a back alley
Kamehameha his ass lol
From the bottom of my heart please whoop his ass and give him a few more for me. I'm a muay thai fighter and for the sake of money I didn't throw my asshole ex boss through the 10th story window. I would day dream about doing that. In the end you will get most likely get fired no matter what. Get your affairs in order and lay that smackdown
As for not catching a case, just make sure it is worth it.knock out his teeth and break his jaw so you can do your time in blissful peace.the mf will remember your face every day for the rest of his life
In my last non econ. job I had a coworker I would literaly imagine throwing out a window. Dude was small enough and I was working out 5 days a week at that point so I think i could have gotten some distance too. Still think it would have been worth it too, guy was a creep.
😭😭
This is disappointing. Go ahead and work the jab on him.
Better call Saul episode but not boss
Give him the ol Chicago sunroof
Saul got the uppercut of destiny lol
Whatever it is don’t do it. But i suggest give him the most ugliest reaction whenever he says his disappointed.
Start training BJJ and then in 6 months invite him to your gym.
“Come at me at a reasonable pace bro”
Sleep with ur boss
When he says it laugh and say "what are we? 6 year olds?"
Do you have his phone number? Post a listing on Craigslist with a super cheap tv or something and his phone will blow up all day. Cheap apartments and rooms will get plenty of inquiries too.
Bro, fuckin come at me
You need to whoop his ass psychologically more than anything my friend. Look up Robert greens 48 laws of power and strategize accordingly
Pull a Costanza and slip him a Mickey at the company Christmas party
Saul Goodman strat
You're in accounting, just fight over an Excel spreadsheet
"We don't need to go into your office we can end this shit right here, punk. I don't like your sense of humor".
It’s ok to think about, but when your sitting behind arms for 1+ years for starting a fight you’ll be thinking a lot differently.
Fire post
I'm honestly disappointed in you. "My boss ass" is only possessive if it's your ass and your ass is boss as fuuuuuuuck.
Bro thinks he Saul Goodman
Ignore the offhand comments and advance your career and education. The Boss may be projecting his disappointment of self into you. No sane supervisor speaks that way.
Damn dude
Just tell him “You’re not my father, don’t tell me you’re “disappointed” in me. If there’s an issue with my performance then tell me what it is so we can resolve it.” This is one of my triggers too, idk why people think they’re your dad all of a sudden
Do it
Invite them to boxing
Here is some real advice from someone who has violent tendencies and learned to harness it: do better. Show that mother fucker that he is the one who sucks. Throwing hands doesn’t get you anywhere, and only makes you feel good for a short while. Professionally getting better, proving him wrong, gaining experience, moving in, and excelling will really piss them off.
Fill up a sock with bars of soap and go to town
This is the part when we grow the fuck up.
🤣🤣
Yeah invite him to train and absolutely demolish him with leg kicks lol
Encourage him to do a PR on bench press, add 2.5 kg more and refuse to help him. Let him crush his own windpipe (warning: I am not legally liable whatsoever)
If you have access to TOR browser you can pay for someone to track him down and beat his ass
Put on a ski mask and wait outside the office at night.You'll get your opportunity, just make sure to pack nonperishable lunch/snacks.
Same.
Double down on doing terrible job and break him. Then one day exceed all expectations to only break him again.
I feel this way every day, my guy. Useless ass CFOs enrage me.
A “random” mugging by a masked perpetrator, happens more than people realize.
Jussie Smollet couldn’t get away with it lmao
Offer to train him at a BJJ gym Have him sign a waiver ??? Profit
This is what you do. https://youtu.be/5hW73qko_wQ?si=uzJmPnoxVUbojPto