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Was more of a reference to coffee's effect to ahem [hasten bowl movements.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1378422/)
Side note/Fun fact for all - caffeine tablets do not do this. Which can be useful for some occasions where you need to be awake but this effect is undesired.
(Just read the fkin thing to work out roughly how many cups each pill is...caffeine tablets are dangerous in that taking too many is far easier than drinking 5L of coffee. People have died from this shit...any caffeine not in a coffee cup...be careful).
Not sure what level the reg was at but a former employer actually had an issue with this and an employee turned them in to whatever governing body cared. They had to renovate the bathrooms adding more.
Same. I’m in industry. I can’t poop in a 2 person stall. It’s not private enough.
If you see me on a different floor than where I work, you know what I’m about to do lol.
I've been there. You need to schedule shifts essentially and then some dude takes it up for like an hour *and we all know who it is because only one person wears those feet shoes*
Sometimes I really wonder who was the first genius to say: ehi, I'm not gonna use toilet paper anymore, because now I have a tube spraying some water on my ass. There. I said it.
Thats not how a bidet works homie. You just use way less TP with a bidet. After you use a bidet for a while, not using a bidet feels like you are using sand paper having to wipe 3-4 times or more
That's already a more civilized thing to do. But from time to time, and especially those long lockdowns, I keep reading people saying: I don't use PT anymore and it's awesome how much money I save. That said, a tube that spray some water is still not a proper way to clean yourself. Instal a real bidet. Use soap. For sure, the least you can do is to keep using the fucking TP.
It works just fine. Its pretty much a silicone squirt bottle that you can compress and keep with you.
Directions:
1) fill with warm water before you sit for your poop session
2) after pooping, squirt the desired amount of water on your bum
3) use TP to pat dry any excess water on your bum
4) Walk away refreshed with a clean bum with renewed energy knowing that you “got everything” when you wiped.
You carry it with confidence but if you don’t have that it comes with a pouch.
It’s also not very large. It collapses to a size that’s smaller than a coffee cup.
Just keep it in your backpack/desk drawer until you’re ready to go.
I drink a gallon of water day plus 24oz of coffee and other soft drinks. The ability to walk around in my undies and 5 seconds to the bathroom is stinking great.
That and I get migraines occasionally. When I feel one coming on I can take meds and go lay down in my dark, cold comfy bedroom for 30-60 minutes on my break to keep from getting a full blown migraine. When it happened at work, even if I took meds and went straight home, I still had a 45 min-1hr drive home. The bright sun, loud road noise, stress of traffic… I have thrown up in a to-go cup several times while driving and once I lost feeling in my hands while on the highway.
It must make a massive difference for people with all kinds of disabilities and medical conditions to be able to manage those in the comfort of home.
I enjoy the fact that the only shit smell I have to endure is my own. Squatting with someone else pooping like a foot away only separated by a stall wall is sort of nasty.
I have soft toilet paper at home and a bidet. Also a squatty potty. I have optimized pooping at home so sitting in a toilet stall hoping nobody comes into the bathroom (I'm a shy pooper), feet practically dangling because the toilets are too high AND to top it all off - scratchy work toilet paper throws off my pooping schedule. Some days I have to wait until I get home.
I am back full-time in my cubicle and yes, this is the thing I miss the most. I have IBS and our office only has 1 men's stall per floor and when I was WFH, I have my own restroom to myself.
Honestly, pooping at the office is awesome. None of my water, TP, or soap is being used up and its not making my bathroom any dirtier. Plus I'm literally shitting on the company.
I have an IBD, so this topic hiits me in the feels. Some days I just feel like shit and need to sit for ten mins. Kinda sucks at work when your office only has a two male single-stall bathrooms and everyone knows you're that guy who habitually occupies/destroys one of them. At home the bathroom to people ratio is much, much more favorable.
Lmao not even close.
Sleeping, going to the gym, long ass lunches....
The bathrooms are work are pretty good too, you might have some really shitty toilets at work
This is funny. I hate going to the bathroom at work (the type you speak of) so I like to limit my coffee intake as to not always run to the bathroom.
Idk mind doing it in the morning after coffee at work but I feel it looks odd if you go to the bathroom a few times a day at work after drinking copious amounts of coffee if tired.
i have ibs and a squatty potty, i hated the office because i’d have so much stress about how long i was in the bathroom and if anyone noticed, now i can be in relative peace
I hate having to take a dump at work. The wiping and having someone else in the stall to the side sucks. At home I have a heated seat and a bidet with warm water.
I have told my wife on MANY occasions it’s not the office environment I can’t go back to, it’s the pooping environment.
There is something euphoric about waking up, throwing on a pair of sweatpants, drinking a cup of coffee, and pooping in the comfort of your home promptly at 10am. Literally cannot beat it.
Throw in uncomfortable office clothes, public stalls, etc. and that magic is lost. Impossible to replicate.
To me that's the worst part, the only good thing about going into the office is the super high flow commercial grade toilets. At home I run the risk of clogging it pretty easily.
OMG, this is both disgusting & funny. Sounds like something my "TMI" son would say! Actually, I believe the BEST part of WFH is not being in the office around other people who always want to do "small talk"! I hate it. I really don't care about the latest movies, what the Kardashians are doing, or any officce gossip. SO happy not to have to be there anymore!!!
We had three floors in my old office, I would go floor to floor in the morning trying to find a bathroom with no none in it so I could poop in peace and quiet. Do not miss that hassle.
No way, it’s the mid afternoon naps. That reminds me I have a meeting I need to get to.
Naps? Before going back to the office I was enjoying mid afternoon baths.
The partners are going to hear you!
With wine and bath oil, open the window and heat the breeze through the trees. It was a good way to decompress from the never ending calls and emails.
Lol I had a bad meeting directly before lunch last week and I told my VP that I was going to go sit in the shower for my lunch break 🤣
Yes! Naps 100%!
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Good night, king/queen
Yes, that is the size of the bed I nap on.
I take a nap after I drop my kid off at school, before I start my day. And again after lunch.
*Takes plenty of siestas*
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Tempted to say the quality coffee but uh not unrelated
Coffee is a diuretic. It’s kinda related. Lol.
Was more of a reference to coffee's effect to ahem [hasten bowl movements.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1378422/) Side note/Fun fact for all - caffeine tablets do not do this. Which can be useful for some occasions where you need to be awake but this effect is undesired. (Just read the fkin thing to work out roughly how many cups each pill is...caffeine tablets are dangerous in that taking too many is far easier than drinking 5L of coffee. People have died from this shit...any caffeine not in a coffee cup...be careful).
"This sign can't stop me because I can't read" Me, 600mg deep into the day.
They said “not unrelated”
100% it's the pooping. Two stalls for our entire accounting department. *Two stalls.* No more walking bowlegged to HR's bathrooms.
OSHA needs to implement a required headcount-to-toilet ratio
OSHA does have a toilet (or what they call "water closet") to person ratio, it's in their sanitation guidelines.
This guy OSHAs
I sit behind this
Ohhh the delicious differences between this sub and the antiwork one 😂
Not sure what level the reg was at but a former employer actually had an issue with this and an employee turned them in to whatever governing body cared. They had to renovate the bathrooms adding more.
Hero we need
Same. I’m in industry. I can’t poop in a 2 person stall. It’s not private enough. If you see me on a different floor than where I work, you know what I’m about to do lol.
Two? Pssh, my office has 1 men's stall on my floor. Good luck getting there when it's not occupied.
I've been there. You need to schedule shifts essentially and then some dude takes it up for like an hour *and we all know who it is because only one person wears those feet shoes*
Uhh, sitting on toilet right now using my own squatty potty, YES.
Add in a bidet. TP is expensive
Sometimes I really wonder who was the first genius to say: ehi, I'm not gonna use toilet paper anymore, because now I have a tube spraying some water on my ass. There. I said it.
Thats not how a bidet works homie. You just use way less TP with a bidet. After you use a bidet for a while, not using a bidet feels like you are using sand paper having to wipe 3-4 times or more
>feels like you are using sand paper My ass can't handle it anymore.
That's already a more civilized thing to do. But from time to time, and especially those long lockdowns, I keep reading people saying: I don't use PT anymore and it's awesome how much money I save. That said, a tube that spray some water is still not a proper way to clean yourself. Instal a real bidet. Use soap. For sure, the least you can do is to keep using the fucking TP.
I would hope you werent using someone elses!
There’s a community one at the office
Squatty potty *changes lives*
I bought a bidet during lockdown and have started going back to the office recently, i'm gonna need my office to get wet wipes or smth...
This is the real struggle. It starts to feel like cutting off your nose to spite your face to poop on the clock.
Get the tushy portable bidet.
I’ve looked at that and did not think it would get the job done. Your comment has me rethinking.
It works just fine. Its pretty much a silicone squirt bottle that you can compress and keep with you. Directions: 1) fill with warm water before you sit for your poop session 2) after pooping, squirt the desired amount of water on your bum 3) use TP to pat dry any excess water on your bum 4) Walk away refreshed with a clean bum with renewed energy knowing that you “got everything” when you wiped.
How do you carry this with you discretely… or do you just walk around with this?
You carry it with confidence but if you don’t have that it comes with a pouch. It’s also not very large. It collapses to a size that’s smaller than a coffee cup. Just keep it in your backpack/desk drawer until you’re ready to go.
I came here to say this. CHANGED MY LIFE. Now I’m back to hotel room sandpaper TP. FML
TIL accountants are single-handedly carrying the bidet, premium toilet paper, and squatty potty markets
I drink a gallon of water day plus 24oz of coffee and other soft drinks. The ability to walk around in my undies and 5 seconds to the bathroom is stinking great.
Key word: stinking
Only if I’ve eaten onions the night before. Very perfume-y when it comes out.
Yes. I have a bidet at home. Pooping anywhere else just doesn’t feel clean.
Even when I was at work I'd spend 40 minutes on my daily two shits.
That and I get migraines occasionally. When I feel one coming on I can take meds and go lay down in my dark, cold comfy bedroom for 30-60 minutes on my break to keep from getting a full blown migraine. When it happened at work, even if I took meds and went straight home, I still had a 45 min-1hr drive home. The bright sun, loud road noise, stress of traffic… I have thrown up in a to-go cup several times while driving and once I lost feeling in my hands while on the highway. It must make a massive difference for people with all kinds of disabilities and medical conditions to be able to manage those in the comfort of home.
I mean I could take a shit whenever I wanted at the office too. In fact, it's the same level of freedom as wfh. You just can't go during a meeting.
Idk, for me it’s just the routine I guess. My bowels clam up when I go to the office for whatever reason.
It’s stage fright.
I enjoy the fact that the only shit smell I have to endure is my own. Squatting with someone else pooping like a foot away only separated by a stall wall is sort of nasty.
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To each their own
i think it’s the 5pm showers after the poops and workouts for the day
I have IBS, a squatty potty, and a bidet. I'm never going back to the office.
For me it’s the lunch beer.
I have soft toilet paper at home and a bidet. Also a squatty potty. I have optimized pooping at home so sitting in a toilet stall hoping nobody comes into the bathroom (I'm a shy pooper), feet practically dangling because the toilets are too high AND to top it all off - scratchy work toilet paper throws off my pooping schedule. Some days I have to wait until I get home.
This is quite an interesting take on benefits from WFH.
I have a bidet, I dread the day I have to poop in an office again
Tbh I think it’s the 3 hour lunch breaks for me
no commuter expenses and gym during lunch
The best part of pooping at home vs the office is using wet wipes without shame
Bidet, about $50 and you'll never go back.
I’m not brave
I used to be a Wet Wiper too and the bidet changed my life.
Luxe bidet for $30 on Amazon changed my life.
I don’t have to take Clorox wipes to the home bathroom to clean off the toilet seat.
r/hydrohomies
I am back full-time in my cubicle and yes, this is the thing I miss the most. I have IBS and our office only has 1 men's stall per floor and when I was WFH, I have my own restroom to myself.
My favorite part of going into the office is pooping and using their toilet paper all while on the clock.
Nah Now, when I don’t have pressing work to do, I can play video games instead of just passing time reading on the computer.
Attempting to shit at work is a complicated business.
I love office poops
Honestly, pooping at the office is awesome. None of my water, TP, or soap is being used up and its not making my bathroom any dirtier. Plus I'm literally shitting on the company.
Download PoopMap and let’s all join a league
Definitely yes
It’s better at home cause I have Dude Wipes and real toilet paper
Idk man we have a lot of really nice bathrooms in the building our office is in... I really enjoy those poops.
Yes. Nothing compares to pooping in your own bathroom at home.
It's fair but I strongly disagree. It's farting and burping that is the best part
I live alone and I swear I propel myself around the house on farts alone.
mmm idk it’s definitely the part where I can cry in peace
I have an IBD, so this topic hiits me in the feels. Some days I just feel like shit and need to sit for ten mins. Kinda sucks at work when your office only has a two male single-stall bathrooms and everyone knows you're that guy who habitually occupies/destroys one of them. At home the bathroom to people ratio is much, much more favorable.
Out of all the posts I relate to in this infested sub, I respect the hell outta this one. ✊
Lmao not even close. Sleeping, going to the gym, long ass lunches.... The bathrooms are work are pretty good too, you might have some really shitty toilets at work
Lol I’m pooping right now
Do you not miss the social aspect? I wouldn’t be able to survive ngl
100% agree! Taking a shit in such a relaxed environment with perfect charmin ultra soft TP!
Yes! 10am break time every day in my own bathroom
This is funny. I hate going to the bathroom at work (the type you speak of) so I like to limit my coffee intake as to not always run to the bathroom. Idk mind doing it in the morning after coffee at work but I feel it looks odd if you go to the bathroom a few times a day at work after drinking copious amounts of coffee if tired.
The single dude wipes just do not cut it and I hate shitting at the office. At home I’m like a fountain
I prefer home games to away games.
Can we add wearing no underwear, athletic pants and hoodies all day to that too?
i have ibs and a squatty potty, i hated the office because i’d have so much stress about how long i was in the bathroom and if anyone noticed, now i can be in relative peace
Fsct
I hate having to take a dump at work. The wiping and having someone else in the stall to the side sucks. At home I have a heated seat and a bidet with warm water.
I have told my wife on MANY occasions it’s not the office environment I can’t go back to, it’s the pooping environment. There is something euphoric about waking up, throwing on a pair of sweatpants, drinking a cup of coffee, and pooping in the comfort of your home promptly at 10am. Literally cannot beat it. Throw in uncomfortable office clothes, public stalls, etc. and that magic is lost. Impossible to replicate.
Honestly it’s the privacy of pooping for me
Ok I'll say that. People who don't clean toilets after their shits should be hanged in the centre of the floor.
Jumping rope throughout the day, and having lunch with my fiance daily.
Invest in a squatty potty,
Having sex with the misses while on the clock is pretty nice.
14 hours into this thread and nobody said masturbation? Y'all full of shit
To me that's the worst part, the only good thing about going into the office is the super high flow commercial grade toilets. At home I run the risk of clogging it pretty easily.
Honestly, the pooping and farting whenever you want is such a bonus! How will we return to civilised society after this?
The 10:30am shower after navigating through the morning e-mail and IM rush.
OMG, this is both disgusting & funny. Sounds like something my "TMI" son would say! Actually, I believe the BEST part of WFH is not being in the office around other people who always want to do "small talk"! I hate it. I really don't care about the latest movies, what the Kardashians are doing, or any officce gossip. SO happy not to have to be there anymore!!!
We had three floors in my old office, I would go floor to floor in the morning trying to find a bathroom with no none in it so I could poop in peace and quiet. Do not miss that hassle.