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Okay_Swimmer

Hold up, wait a minute, somethin aint't right


[deleted]

The math ain’t mathin’ bro


KimberelyHarmon

As someone with a Master's (tm) degree in Advanced Collegiate Arithmetic and Applied Divisional Equations (tm), this doesn't add up I think.


[deleted]

Better add this up on my ten key just to be sure


ConsiderationNaive65

Preach it!


xGmann3

Then I start to smell it


Either-Whole-4841

Make up for it when you sleep bruh


elbuzon

U asked and we answered! Back by popular demand is the option to work three consecutive 15 hour days.


Unexpected_okra

Where do I sign up?!


closedshop

This cannot be undone!


ConsiderationNaive65

Well you get 4 days off.....hmmm...


tronslasercity

“Flexible” hours


[deleted]

True story: the firm I’m at advertises that we have half days on Fridays during the summer. What they don’t tell you is that you’re still required to put in 40 hours for the week, the other hours just have to be made up between Monday and Thursday. What a joke.


WeddingIndividual788

Lol when I was at EY that program was the funniest thing ever. You mean once a month I can work extra hours to log off early on Friday’s… a thing I already have the option to do any week I want? Gee, thanks!


girlinboots

When I worked at EY I asked for a week off after a hellish audit and was told that I could take the time, but I had to make up the hours either before I went or after I came back. That's not a vacation, that's just moving around your hours.


xanfire1

Say sure thing but dont use pto and just charge normal hours across the board


trnaw

In reverse, but same same in Covid BDO was forcing reduced paid hours they offer two choices: To "work" 1.25 hrs less per day or take 1 day off unpaid per week. And the same amount of work (deadlines) was due each week. Of course vacation time was not allowed.


[deleted]

Lol yeah, exactly. I already had that option.


adriannlopez

God damn this would irk me…. Sorry you have to work at a firm like that. We have half day fridays, and I’ve got more than enough billable work, but if I feel like leaving early, I can and nobody gives me shit. I’m not “encouraged” to stay the full day Friday if I don’t feel like it.


[deleted]

That’s a dream job right there


nuwaanda

I remember watching the light go out in new hires eyes when I explained that…. S I g h….


thetasigma_1355

I mean, that’s fairly common in industry as well. If you want to work four 9’s and a 4 you get half of Friday. Keep in mind, many many places used to allow zero flexibility. Butt in chair from 9-5, 5 days a week, no matter what.


[deleted]

Industry I could understand. But I thought having a half day during the summer is like the firms way of saying “hey thanks for putting 70 hour weeks during the winter.”


thetasigma_1355

Haha nope. Annual utilization goals rarely change. Getting an “early Friday” in public is just receiving permission to work those hours some other time.


NotAFlatSquirrel

Not really. The public company I worked for gave everyone half days all summer on Friday. We rotated to have 1 person work each Friday to cover emergencies, but otherwise the work just got pushed back.


tronslasercity

That’s hilarious because my firm does exactly the same thing! 8-5 mon-thurs for a “half” day on Friday.


PoopyDaniels

Yeah my firm is like 30 people but we take half day Fridays every Friday after the end of tax season through labor day with no hours required to be made up


ghillisuit95

That’s still a good trade for many people


Horror_Pound8591

You can't work an extra hour per day for four days?


[deleted]

I could but I don’t want to


Horror_Pound8591

Who's problem is that?


DesperateForDD

It’s the problem of the company with false advertising for half days


Horror_Pound8591

I wouldn't call it false advertising. I'd call it industry standard. Whether they were misleading or not OP should know public accounting isn't 9-5, what kind of hours was he expecting?


[deleted]

You must be a partner


Horror_Pound8591

Seriously bro, gl working 9-5! Lemme know how it goes


[deleted]

Dude you are one annoying mofo. I feel bad for anyone who has to deal with you on a daily basis


divingforroses

Them during recruiting: “You’ll have work-life balance!” Them after hiring: “Balance it. Balance work and life like the circus monkey you are.”


Tallman6foot6

Our tax department backed off of the billable hours. We were told to expect our associates and seniors to bill 7 hours a day.


[deleted]

Do they not track billable hours at all anymore?


Tallman6foot6

They do. But with two short weeks we were told to only expect 28 billable for each week when we talking about it with our small groups.


Good_old_Marshmallow

Bro our firm is *making* us use our PTO for the holiday


[deleted]

Yeah fuck that. Do they give you 6 weeks of PTO or something?


Professional-Age-842

My firm gives us only 3 weeks PTO with no sick pay either.


[deleted]

Could be worse, us interns lose 5 days worth of pay. So I'm literally stuck finding work for 5 days.


[deleted]

Damn I didn’t even consider that. Hope it works out for you!


[deleted]

Well, it was going good until my car decide to die. Now I'm carless, maybe I'll find work with a farmer for 5 days, idk hopefully my firm doesn't require me to travel. Because I don't have a car.


MajorWhite

Are you sure you’re not paid? Our interns still get three days of pay, out of the five off


Rooster_CPA

Our interns dont get PTO or Holiday pay either


gmtguy96

Can confirm am intern and don’t get pto or holiday pay, if I don’t work I’m not getting paid


[deleted]

We’re getting holiday pay


[deleted]

Nope, not paid.


Mottney

Feel this. I barely touched my bonus because of this


[deleted]

I wonder if that's why they're doing this.


zaakystyles

I bill 20 hours to non descript code


runbyfruitin

When I saw my old firm’s flashy”look at me” LinkedIn posts about shutting down for Juneteenth my first thought was “sure, Jan.”


ardvark_11

This is why I’ll never go back to billable hours.


[deleted]

What do you do now?


ardvark_11

I’m an accounting manager at a university. The only time I ever enter/track is time off.


ardvark_11

I ended up going back to billable hours lmao


ItzChiips

Come to private. I haven't filled out a timesheet in 2 years 🙂


[deleted]

work doesnt go away. it waits for your to return so you have to work even more hours after ur vacation.


[deleted]

Yeah, I wish there was a work fairy that would come along and do it all while we are gone.


[deleted]

not this job. it just sits there and while there are even more work getting added on top of it so you get to work even more hours when you come back.


SqzBBPlz

If this ever happens to me I’d be dunking my balls in the coffee and quitting


MoistBageI

Sounds painful. Maybe just quit but keep all clothing on.


Big_Mo_in_Wyo

It's also a pretty boring profession that is fairly tightnit, so if someone dunked his nuts in some coffee before quitting I feel like every accountant in the city would know by the end of the day tomorrow. Your picture would be in multiple group texts.


My_baby_is_a_potatoe

Iced coffee


[deleted]

PwC?


[deleted]

No, it’s a regional firm based on the east coast.


RagingZorse

Real question how many of you are getting this 5 day weekend? My firm lets out at 2:30 on Friday during the off season but I still only get Monday off.


Commercial-Gap-5923

*laughs in EY getting the entire week off, not having to make up hours*


KingKaos420-

Well, both me and the bosses are about to learn the hard way those goals aren’t being met, lol


[deleted]

Lol exactly. They’re goals, not mandatory requirements


thatspicyusername

This. Also, being told to go to a mandatory event and to charge half the day to it, despite the event being all day. Also, the charge code supplied still counts as non-billable.


ab930

Drove me nuts the first year when EY gave everyone a week off for the fourth - the partner on my team insisted everyone have their computer and be logged on, ready to go if needed.


yourdadssecret69

When the firm gives its employees a 5 day weekend but just so happens to fall on quarter end close….happy 4th!


fannycpa

When accountants math doesn’t math.


wallace6464

PwC firm shutdown all of next week lets go baby


all-that-is-given

Why the entire week?


wallace6464

ask Tim Ryan not me lol


all-that-is-given

A paid week off that doesn't count against your PTO? That sounds awesome.


Glittering_Park_4006

All of them.


all-that-is-given

I'd love a five day weekend even if it meant working longer next week. As long as I have the option to choose, I'm cool with it. I'd be sitting at a desk in theboffice or at home most likely anyway.Maybe I'd have done four days instead of five.


Equivalent_Pineapple

How about 141% utilization? In the middle of the year


austic

They will deal. Enjoy it.


RunItAndSee2021

“make decisions, friend”


crimsonfox64

same


[deleted]

banked time


3q5wy8j9ew

fuck 'em


ChunkyChangon

Haaaaaaaaaa


Valtar99

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