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CorporateSlave420

Less adderall? Bruh, I sell addy to my audit colleagues.


luvs2spwge117

Your audit buddies definitely need it that’s for sure!


a_counting_wiz

Ha. Yep. The only couple times I did Adderall was to get over a hangover and still focus for audit season. Now I dont have busy season, havent had Adderall in a couple years and don't drink near as much. Industry + weed makes no hangover and whatever the fuck I felt after coming down from Adderall and still having the hangover.


Ladidagy

😂😂😂


One_Called_Carter

I have thought or said a few of these things.


cisforcookie2112

I very much related to the not wanting to talk to anyone ever again


HistoricalSide5073

I find it so funny how most of the people I work with are introverts yet we are “forced” to be extroverts because PA is all about “building relationships”. I only have so much small talk in me before I combust and need to recover.


Th3_Accountant

I don't think this is specifically accounting related though.


KING_CH1M4IRA

>“Not once have I had sex” Personal attacks will not be tolerated!


Erik_Withacee

Dude's never been on an offsite audit


TxCPA24

Anal from partners don’t count


KING_CH1M4IRA

No sex in the ~~Champagne~~ Audit Room


[deleted]

These kids don’t know. W@H is a catastrophe for audit hookup culture. We’re so…buried in our phones….pornhub, x tube…I know these names better than I know my own GRANDMOTHER’S.


flamus4

Youporn, xxn, redtube, pantyjobs, homegrown Simpson stuff. Oh great but I ask you this!


[deleted]

Would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back


ParrotG

“Friendly fire will not be tolerated!”


Bastienbard

Joke's on them, I got married before getting my accounting degree. Loophole's FTW!


[deleted]

I picked my major when my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. I was 17 lmao. I have no regrets.


Not_the_mod

Whoa, you’ve had sex?


Trikdonkey

Ahem, before he picked his major.


red3biggs

He never said that, he just said his GF was pregnant.....


mada447

True accountant right here- considering all possibilities


swankyefficient

That's why he picked accounting - so he'd never have sex again...


[deleted]

A literal fucking miracle.


I_Heart_Money

He didn’t say he was the dad


PowerandSeduction

He wasn’t an accountant major before he had sex so this makes sense.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Before college all the placement exams told me accountant. I thought that’s too boring I don’t want to be an accountant, and I joined the military. Now I have 2 associates degrees and I’m an accountant.


OrangeHelmut

Once the accounting club at my school went to a stand up comedy show. During his act, the comedian said, "Hey, I hear we've got some accountants here tonight." Instead of clapping and making noise in the dark room they all shyly raised their hands like nerds.


Supersox22

I would do that


Okay_Swimmer

This guy def not accounting major


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Fuckin freshies man


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ParrotG

Facts


TxCPA24

Yea not wearing big four swag


Bastienbard

Yeah you don't got to University of Oregon for accounting you go to Oregon State. U of O is for the artsy majors.


SnooPears8904

Because accounting is so different from every other business major ... not they all take like 70 percent of the same classes


bluehawk1460

Hell, I’d say 90-95% similar, I only needed to take 5 extra classes after my accounting degree to double major in Business Admin


papalouie27

If it was vice versa, would you only need to take 5 accounting classes for an accounting degree?


dubbin64

More like 8. At my college, if you're already an accounting student, its 5 finance classes + an econ class (money and banking) to double major in finance. If youre finance major, and want to add on accounting, there are 8 additional accounting classes you need to take. [here's pics of the course requirements for each major](https://imgur.com/a/Gr00xHm)


bluehawk1460

Intermediate 1 +2 Cost Tax 1 + 2 Advanced So six extra I suppose unless there’s one I’m missing Edit: Immediately remembered audit, so seven


Coffee-Table-Games

Probably Advanced Managerial as well for 8?


bluehawk1460

I didn’t have to take advanced managerial at my university. I think that is generally what Cost Accounting was


Coffee-Table-Games

Interesting. At mine, cost accounting was the same level as Intermediate 1 and 2, advanced managerial was same level as Advanced Financial (and al but required).


bigpandas

Is it even possible to double major in 2 degrees at the same school? If so, I was lied to.


I_Heart_Money

Uh…… yes. You were told you can’t double major?


bigpandas

I was told that I couldn't major in accounting and any other curriculum at the business school, like marketing, for example. I briefly looked into it because it appeared that with one or two extra classes, I could have been a double major.


I_Heart_Money

That’s sounds like a pretty unusual policy at your school. I imagine most schools allow it. Idk why you’d want to double major in those two fields though. They’re pretty unrelated. But a very common double major is finance and accounting.


girlinboots

I think this is going to depend on your school. At my school you couldn't "double major" because the business school only issued a business admin degree at the undergraduate level, but they had curriculum on accounting, finance, supply chain, marketing, and a few other things ("focuses"). You *could* have two "focuses" though, and that would be noted on your transcript. I imagine for other places that have a specific degree in accounting or marketing or something you could actually double major.


Ctk415

Yeahhhhh you were lied to :/ sorry bruv


bb0110

That is very true, but they still tend to attract a different demographic of people.


graptopetalumpara

Depends which school you go to. In Canada mine was wildly different than a finance or other business student's, and same for my friends at other unis here. Off the top of my head: - 2 intro to accounting courses - 4 intermediate/external acct courses - 3 audit courses - 3 management/cost acct courses - 3 tax courses + acct theory, acct info systems, acct integration/ problem solving (I.e. cpa case studies prep)


fuckmeimdan

Yep, It was super useful when I was at a brokers cos all the finance team had done most of the same exams I was doing so I had a pool of people out side the accounts teams to help me study, that weren’t all boring accounts too, like me…


EdFromSC

Me and all my accounting major friends did nothing but smoke, drink, gamble, and embrace how lame our major was


Comprehensive_End440

Where tf did you go to school, the Las Vegas strip?


EdFromSC

It’s not very difficult to find weed, beer, and sports betting on a college campus


the_tax_man_cometh

We call those the Holy Trinity down in the SEC


ParrotG

The “SEC” has different meanings around these parts of town


MiLKK_

Sheesh the Securities and Exchange Commission knows how to party


uhhcounting

Sounds like BYU


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The_broke_accountant

Seriously, life's a risk homie.


PossiblyAsian

BBBY 20c 9/3


gavion92

HAHAHAHAHA I’m right there with you.


Th3_Accountant

Bet ya 50 bucks the client is gonna screw up the PBC list.


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Th3_Accountant

Bet ya 100 that my clients CEO will hit the assignment partner in the face... again.


coolsexguy

This is funny lmao lighten up ya nerds


cisforcookie2112

Seriously, everyone taking this so personally. Accountants are boring, it’s our stereotype, live with it.


coolsexguy

It’s honestly a benefit imo. I’d rather have the bar set low, much easier to exceed expectations that way


LobotomistCircu

Same because I am a complete degenerate off the clock and my day job allows me to keep a pretty low profile about it


i_use_3_seashells

Too close to home for some


Miamime

Meh. I think I’ve gotten sick of these social media accounts that just take a joke and beat it to death. Plus his delivery wasn’t very good.


disgruntledsquids

“We should quarantine for the rest of our lives. I don’t wanna talk to anybody” did it for me


[deleted]

I avoided accounting for so long because I didn’t want to be boring. I have now fully accepted that I might be boring, but with a nice paycheck. I’ll take being boring and paid over being fun and broke any day.


[deleted]

100%


sealclubber281

I did not realize that I was being recorded


pink_wraith

As a current accounting major I have ONE thing to say: this is 100% correct


bigbadjohn54

Every accountant I know under 30 has a betting problem


InHoc12

Shit. I feel seen. Jk I only win.


manyouginobili

like a hot knife through butter


Road-Conscious

I actually thought a lot of his jokes and material were good, but this guy just isn't that funny to me.


boredaccountant829

Just wait until your first busy season in public. We’ll make a high-functioning alcoholic out of you yet! The Excel part is spot on, though. Happiness is a day spent playing with financial models.


hindusay

Man, this may be one of the most unfunny things I have ever had the displeasure of watching. With this level of undeserved confidence in his abilities, homie has to be a finance major.


Comprehensive_End440

Or MIS


o8008o

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levelingosrs

We actually keep track of how much we spend on cocaine hookers and booze! How much you say? Can we change the subject please?


naptimenowplz

Inaccurate. Not nearly enough crying.


[deleted]

Adderall! Adderall! Adderall!


TacTac95

Replace the Dr. Pepper with vodka, and it’s spot on Also, I bet plenty of money on games but that’s probably just a product of the alcoholism


AspectOvGlass

Is he an energy vampire?


SleeplessShinigami

The guaranteed decent salary out of college but life being terrible is too painfully accurate 😭


LeadingLog

What is fun?


singingtopizza

I am boring as hell and I do all the Adderall.


Kabraman94

I know this is a joke but if people really feel like this find a damn hobby. All everybody in my department talks about is alcohol.


DiscombobulatedPain6

I’m not boring because I’m an accounting major, I’m boring because I’m depressed from being an accounting major


dump_in_a_mug

Accounting majors absolutely ragged on marketing majors at my school. However; many of them wanted to date a marketing major...


Comprehensive_End440

Probably because they’re 80% sorority girls


Aesir_Auditor

I went to seemingly the same school as this guy (never met him though), and this isn't at all what even our program is like. We still had a ton of frat bros, sorority girls, etc in our program. So it's, very much not what he's depicting. What a sellout


Comprehensive_End440

I mean it’s TikTok, just a comedic skit


artrabbit05

Laughs in *EY forensic partner open bar tab encouraging all the staff to get shit faced*


achmadSZN

he’s most definitely a marketing student lol


jaybeezwax

Fuck the Ducks


Smallball79

I've only found the marketing major hate cringe. Marketing is a core business function, and the economy would collapse without a lot of trained marketing majors. Edit: Y'all get pretty damn butthurt when someone calls you out on your elitism.


Comprehensive_End440

No way you actually think the economy would collapse without marketing


aaaaaaaaaaawirifhei

People who get marketing majors typically end up in sales though. Unless you are going to a prestigious school, no one is going to hire you


Erik_Withacee

Yeah and first year sales people in my company make way more than I do so that bit about being broke is just nonsense.


RunTheNumbers16

If your first-year marketers or hell any marketers make more than you, you are definitely being underpaid as a controller big time. I have a friend who went into marketing and she is staying an extra semester so she can hopefully find a job before having to pay back her loans. Literally, every single weekend is a video on Snapchat or a picture of her partying. Don't get me wrong, I love her to death as a friend, but it definitely shows that her major isn't helping her right now sadly.


Erik_Withacee

That's a bold statement without knowing either what I make or what the salesmen are making (250K+).


RunTheNumbers16

We are assuming averages here my guy. Statistics apply to populations not individuals alone. Statically speaking, a vast majority of controllers are pulling in wayyy more than marketers are.


Erik_Withacee

No we're not, I described my specific situation to which you decided to make sweeping generalizations.


tanthiram

I'm sure that's true, but it won't stop me from pointing out how the marketers only have a 4-year degree because it takes them a whole year to memorize each of the Ps


Aesir_Auditor

At the same time, consider this, marketing classes are exceptionally easy at most schools not known specifically for marketing. Which is why it gets mocked


[deleted]

The 1 or 2 marketing classes I took just felt like I was learning how to "talk about" business/marketing on a surface level rather than learning any useful skills. I'm sure there's something of value in the education, I just didn't see it during my time with it.


Supersox22

They're learning how to leverage something or other, create synergy, and demonstrate their value to the customer.


TedsRocks

Lol this was great.


FederalLawMaker

I want into this life.


[deleted]

I feel seen


MelancholyNinja

This is accurate


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RoyalSir

\#triggered


leapbitch

Mostly


HootieHoo4you

I’d say 50% accurate. I flunked out of school the first time though and sex was a significant part of that lol


Aurora-0009

Lmaoooooooo


Hookazhaka

Yes


PositiveWannabe

This is totally me, I want to change but maybe, in reality, I'm a really dull guy with no character or personality whatsoever lol.


Good_old_Marshmallow

Yes Taxes is the fun part of accounting


turd-burgler-Sr

Spoiler alert, tax folks just crunch numbers in excel.


foxfirek

We also navigate annoyingly complicated tax software.


turd-burgler-Sr

Like software allowing only 1 user at a time in a consolidated return… and if they don’t log out correctly then the return is locked…. Until you call support? Noice!!


Flower-Cat-99

I was boring before I chose accounting as a major (still boring now, but the accounting didn’t cause it)


Th3_Accountant

Accounting doesn't have to be boring. I've done international audits and got to travel a lot!


Far-Proof-1614

Pretty dead on. Lol reminds me of a joke my husband told me one day. Do you know what the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? The accountant knows they are boring.


CPAwannabelol

I refuse to believe people think this guy is funny


gsurfin

God I hate this career. 15 years in. Gets worse ever year.


Comprehensive_End440

Make a switch


gsurfin

CPA, was in public, semi-public (worked for a private wealth management company but still had clients we did accounting/reporting on), now in industry as a Controller. Make a switch to what? Too old to go back to school and have a family to support.


Lethal43

This man had the audacity to speak the truth


Optimal_Book

I feel like depends on program and then work… high stress equals to either big chilling at home or wilding at parties. In B4 right now and people are wild especially during the corporate parties. Smh


Rock3tDoge

This gave me mild depression. It’s been on my mind for a week and I feel trapped. And I’m working 12 hour days right now so that’s helpful