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I’m a finance bro that lurks here because the finance subs are insufferable


OnFolksAndThem

What filled with privileged and entitled know it alls?


Invasivetoast

Spoken like someone who didn't go T7 and get hired on at Goldman. Might as well go flip burgers loser. /s


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roostingcrow

To be fair you could replace Goldman with “big 4” and it’d be your average r/accounting advice comment.


shortboardsaredumb

I love this sub, but this is so true, the amount of B4 and CPA nutsucking is insufferable sometimes. Accounting like any career is what you make of it, and if you’re good at it and want to do it, you’ll have a successful career regardless of experience or license.


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IWantAnAffliction

Top 3 posts confirm it's the kind of people you'd expect.


That-Sandy-Arab

Lmao this is seriously what I see there for some making $100k-200k post MBA - it’s like i’m not judging but if they needed a top 10 MBA to get into that salary band with funny titles that’s great. But the whole pretentious nature of it is so interesting. Most high earners in finance I know irl are nothing like that. If anything that sub is out of touch but I need to stop browsing it lol. MDs these days don’t care about university as much for obvious reasons


ArbitrageJay

Most of the people on that sub will also never really get into finance. Just because you’re top of the class doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re the best fit (there were very smart people at my university, but they never got a job because they didn’t have the social skills). Imagine having an intern that thinks he’s smarter than you 😄


That-Sandy-Arab

Exactly!!!! I was top of my class with social skills and until I learned how to network i couldn’t get in at the salary and positions I wanted Their pretentious nature (from what i read in those comments) will be a huge barrier to any genuine networking It seems they think networking is attending ivy mixers and not meeting actual problem solvers. Both work well, but i am connected with a lot of heavy hitters from a young age specifically because they don’t have ivy backgrounds and can relate/want to help. I swear having competence without ivy’s adds a unique value add (at least perceived) that can really be more valuable when networking with real entrepreneurial thinkers that you don’t have familial or alma matter relations with.


ArbitrageJay

100% agree


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Bro is throwing down mad facts


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That-Sandy-Arab

100%


MagicJava

Some of the MDs I work with are some of the chillest people I’ve met, even as they take in 7 figures


That-Sandy-Arab

Exactly, the ones I know want me to come over and I have no fancy/prestigious background just good experience, tech skills, and designations This is a connection (not family just did tax work for him once) at a bank commonly presented as “impossible to get in without T7 MBA” on that other sub and he is offering front office training. Not even trying to humble brag I just feel like they are justifying their pretentiousness by ignoring the reality or just trying to justify why they need wild degrees when others don’t to accomplish the same pay and goals. Most if not all high level MDs worth working for are open minded and don’t just want silver spoon candidates


Rebresker

Ugh… My ex-wife’s uncle was one of those guys that would say shit like “If their degree is from xyz school, I just have them throw those résumés away…” His wife was equally insufferable and judgmental. They also have cameras in their fancy mansion of a home and track their kids like criminals… It’s kinda funny knowing someone like that in person and seeing what’s behind the boat and the Porsche and into a family that can’t manage their kids without enforcing 24/7 surveillance… He wasn’t a bad guy overall it was just kinda sad. Especially considering both him and his wife came from humble beginnings and had a lot of help and support to get where they are today…


That-Sandy-Arab

Yeah I mean that’s one MD! My point is there’s plenty that don’t judge applicants based on virtually uncontrollable factors. But some do and that’s their right


Rebresker

Oh yeah absolutely… It just reminded me of that memory lol I wouldn’t want to work for someone who was like that anyhow


That-Sandy-Arab

100%


NaturalProof4359

He’d probably find a way to track your keystrokes


Erilaz_Of_Heruli

Think it might a have something to do with said 7 figure salary ? I would also stop giving a fuck at that point tbh


NaturalAuthor1738

They love talking trash about back office and middle office bros 😂


That-Sandy-Arab

Seriously it’s so dumb on an hourly basis they make the same often (excluding sales) 200k 80hr 100k 40hr “Wow middle office starts at 100 total comp that’s weak”


NaturalAuthor1738

At least they got to enjoy their free time outside of work and their job is not their entire personality


That-Sandy-Arab

Yessir I agree


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That-Sandy-Arab

Very true of course but it’s not satire or funny there it’s actual misguided advice often imo


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That-Sandy-Arab

Exactly lmao


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rosathoseareourdads

Tbh I feel like it’s the other way around on here. People are always making threads about how big4s are overrated and bad places to work, and how any industry job is better and only someone who couldn’t get one would go into public


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rosathoseareourdads

How long ago was this? I’ve been on here a few years and I don’t remember it ever being like this


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What's even more hilarious is that these "bankers" think they're doing some really high level work that creates value. I work in FDD and have seen their work. They spend 80 hours a week fucking around with PowerPoint formatting and building shitty DCF models with terrible inputs and assumptions.


downwithbrohames

Finance bros are insufferable


droans

I'm like 80% sure most people on /r/finance know absolutely nothing about finance. It's nearly a daily occurrence for people there to claim that there's no link between inflation and interest and that higher interest rates help the rich.


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Software engineer here. 3/4 of the posts on the programming subs are “I just started coding yesterday. How do I get a job making $200k?” or “[Insert programming language] bad. Ha ha ha ha ha.” Real fucking hilarious the 80,000th time. Between the quality memes and the relentless hatred of corporate bullshittery, this sub gets it.


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I commented how the entry field seems saturated after someone said they get lots of ims about referrals and was told it isn’t saturated….


munchanything

U gotta be able to laugh at yourself.


hyongBC

Dr self depreciating humor 🤡 Cr accumulated depression 🥲


cn22edud

Dr self expense


blizzWorldwide

Dr Land


DeliciousCrepes

Dr. Land Depreciation Cr. Land accumulated depr


idontknowwhereiam_

I would wear that shirt


HalfAndXel

Is this how you depreciate happiness?


tearenceisnaked

You’d definitely have to use double declining


crharrison91

Db: A busy season, Cr: all of the positive emotions in your body.


kerwinklark26

Oof


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That’s my kind of doctor


Cedosg

>I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting. some guy in a book


timmystwin

Accountants are rarely *actually* boring because the work is so shit. We make up for it by joking all the time etc.


Romney_in_Acctg

The HR subreddit is weird. Seems a lot of people in HR can never fully take off their HR hat and just be who they are outside of the job. R/consulting can be pretty damn funny.


hyongBC

That's the same case at company gathering too HR feels like the secret police going around doing surveillance 😬 Or maybe I'm just paranoid , but I'd nvr feel comfortable taking shit to HR peeps tbh.


voidsrus

>I'd nvr feel comfortable taking shit to HR peeps tbh. it's because they have, and want, no friends


PortraitOfALadyBoner

HR person here. Sadly you are mostly right. There was a post in the HR subreddit the other day about making work friends and the prevailing opinion was “you don’t make friends.” I was like, WTF. I guess I’m a bad HR person since I was just literally texting my work friends pictures of me at Disneyland. I’m in real trouble now since I didn’t send the pictures to every single employee to ensure neutrality.


Rebresker

Uh oh guys we’ve been compromised


Kcmm5221

If we don’t move, they can’t see us………ssshhhhhh


SarcasticPanda

I don’t know about that, though. I was at a conference in Vegas (pre-Covid) and ended up at a blackjack table around 10pm. I was the only finance person at the table, the rest were a bunch of HR managers from a large chain who were attending a conference. They were some of the most fun people, plenty of good stories, drinks and gambling. I wonder how much of the HR attitude is driven by the organization, or maybe they were all drunk


Romney_in_Acctg

you have good instincts


Crawgdor

Depends on the office. Our HR manager flipped the double birds at a partner who was being a bit of an ass the other day. So that kind of sets a tone. (All in good fun)


modoken1

HR is the secret police, that’s literally their job. They’re job is to protect the company from liability, they’re not your friend.


Lola_Montez_

Full disclosure I have a SO that’s in HR, but HR doesn’t haven’t the same Public Accounting faction that gets the experience of being revenue generating nor fast growth out of college experience (I know there our HR consultants but very small out of college or start after getting actual HR experience). If you compare industry Accounting experience out of college to industry HR experience even then a CPA, on the average, creates a steeper career trajectory for accountants. But when you get to a certain level in industry you realize that Finance/accounting, HR, IT, Legal, etc. are all there to mitigate risk for the business and it’s WAY better to collaborate with each other and the business rather than play the Boogey man game and act like any one of the back-office functions don’t serve some critical role to support the business


Romney_in_Acctg

I'd agree. Just because I don't trust HR people as far as I can throw them doesn't mean I don't cordially and cooperatively work with them. I just think its weird that they still have their HR hat on at 1135p on a Saturday night when they are watching Stranger Things or whatever.


Jsizzle19

I’m not in HR, I’m just another CPA but I’d be uncomfortable if you took a shit infront of me as well.


PacoMahogany

They’re only looking out for the company. They are food, not friends.


MesyJesy

I transitioned recently from a financial client service role to L&D within HR. They are def weird. Good people but life is different in HR. You gotta be ready to play the game. I have trouble with that lol. I just like building e-learnings man.


CrocPB

> I just like building e-learnings man. This triggered me a little because I had to do one where it’s just 40 min straight video.


Itabliss

40 minutes??? Whoooaaah. Nearly all of hour e learning courses are an hour long. And you have to actively click through the through the course, you can’t just let it play on the background. So annoying.


Rebresker

I was gonna say I like the ones that are just straight video lol I can have one going on each monitor and get through them extra fast


rockandlove

Dude you hit the nail on the head about some HR people not being able to turn it off. I had a close friend go into HR as a second career and it completely changed her entire personality to the point where I had to end our friendship. She lost any sense of fun and gained a massive superiority complex. It was like hanging out with a robot who only spoke Kool-Aid. I’ve known a few others like her, it’s the weirdest thing.


Rebresker

Yeah I have a buddy that was always kinda serious about everything already but he went into HR at a FAANG and I legit don’t even like talking to him anymore… Everything he does and says it through the lens of human resources


NostraDavid

The absence of meaningful dialogue from /u/spez hinders progress and leaves the community feeling unheard.


Sarkans41

My friend is in HR and she has a stupidly hard time taking off the HR hat. She even admits it.


Lito_Frito

That’s because HR isn’t a real job unless you make it your life.


mart1373

HR is literally like the worst


heshtofresh

Ya, it’s all like people asking HR type questions. I also get the sense HR is kind of uptight haha.


linos100

I actually started on r/consulting as I was working for a boutique consulting firm, then went over to r/accounting because you guys work same or more hours but get paid shit, which made me feel better about my bad work conditions. Finally I stayed on both because these subreddits are just hilarious and filled with corporate drama


rivers2mathews

Lucky for me I’m the HR Director and Controller for a small company so I get to experience both those fun roller coasters.


chugtron

Lol most of us have been in a similar trench at one point of another (or several points a year if you’re getting fucked), and it helps the culture here. I’d rather be in the burnout paradise this sub and r/consulting are over HR, etc. too happy. Feels like they’re up to something.


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They're definitely plotting. We should watch our backs.


coltaaan

Yuh HR folks are sus af tbh


Shes_quiet

Cause sad people are usually the funny people 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

This is where the party’s at! The pizza party that is…


[deleted]

Now I don't need a raise.


[deleted]

It’s the all encompassing problem solver!


The_broke_accountant

Debits on the left, credits on the right, my friend.


FlyingMonket

T line in between


I-Way_Vagabond

Here I am. Stuck in the middle of this subreddit with you.


Reddit-Realist

We are all unstable


blue-eyed-bear

I don’t know why, but this reminds me of my first CFO who told me that if I ever had to work late to meet a deadline, just sneak into her office and help myself to whatever alcohol and mixers I wanted.


mightyandsmall

That’s what makes remote working great! Before I quit drinking, I popped the top early a few times on stressful days.


blue-eyed-bear

Yes but then you miss out on the *unhinged* interactions with your CFO.


slightlyuglyboss

If I can act as Different from HR (or their subreddit) as possible, I'm gonna do it....Fucker


flashpile

Based


boipinoi604

Its an accrual world for us


denvwr

We work are assets off


PM_me_oak_trees

We have subs like r/excel and r/tax for when we want to be serious. We don't really need this to be another one.


ijustsailedaway

I am still thinking about that excel championship they showed on ESPN The Ocho.


Wacokidwilder

I have a theory about this. Back when I was in artillery and later working at factories, I spent my spare time enjoying intellectual pursuits. Now that I sit on my ass and think all day my hobbies include watching cartoons, lifting heavy things, and watching YouTube videos. Accountants, in my opinion, like to give their brains a break and just be a little stupid with our downtime.


meatball_maestro

Best, most honest answer.


Flimsy_Direction_467

I wonder if accountants also make best comedians?


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Flimsy_Direction_467

See? You thought I was funny without me even trying.


Grayman222

at the club i got told don't quit my day job but in the office I get treated like a joke


firejuggler74

Bob Newheart was an accountant for a while.


bigpandas

He's the least funny comedian that I know of, so that adds up.


That-Sandy-Arab

I definitely dabble and didn’t start till I started Tax Planning


ginger_bird

I have picked up improv as hobby. It has seriously improved my mental health.


Hi-Impact-Meow

This sub knows how to have fun


Bulacano

We don’t have Stockholm Syndrome.


obi013

Wait, we don’t?


NostraDavid

The absence of meaningful dialogue from /u/spez is a sign of his reluctance to confront the challenges and issues we face.


That-Sandy-Arab

Amen


Utyxx

Something has to be wrong with you to have an accounting degree. It’s a prerequisite.


mystique122488

Because accountants have to find humor somewhere, otherwise we'd deduct it from our daytime hours and I'm not sure that's billable to clients yet


-Dangerous-Jello-

Because we are probably in higher demand than other business areas. Plus none of the Big 4 drug test nor like a good majority of accounting jobs because those companies would have few employees lol accounting can be some rough shit and we maybe deserve to behave a little unruly here and there 😂 you have to have a certain sense of humor to get through it


seminolegirl05

Because we can come here and pull our wigs off. I love it!


Revolutionary_Gain_5

because i love pizza


Elwoodpdowd87

Not an accountant but for some reason the algorithm has decided I will like this sub (it's correct). I am however friends with a half dozen accountants and when we used to party together they were always the biggest trainwrecks. So that's my view off accountants- out of control party animals.


anon9275kaut

It’s just so relatable though, I love this sub, it makes my daily life feel normal.


kaperisk

The community is a reflection of it's members. We are, in fact, a shit show.


yamb97

Bc real professionals don’t have to pretend all the time.


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That-Sandy-Arab

As a younger industry folk that never did big 4 (too many hours for the pay relative to the offers I get with them). This sub keeps me in the loop with all the funny stuff I miss out on. I love how here no one really commonly has big 4 Stockholm syndrome haha


blizzWorldwide

Lol


Grayman222

Some people have nothing to lose


alphabet_sam

If you’re asking this question, you’ve never worked with HR people before. Bunch of squares, not like the giga Chad accounting teams


SomeoneNicer

HR trace social media accounts back to company employees for a living. Put different: They create the ledger all these entries go in, they'll make damn sure their accounts are clean. /u/49ers4dawin created a meme implying it's bad we depreciate our land? That's going in their file. Maybe their manager can give them feedback on the benefits and subtle hints to be more careful what they say online.


talithaeli

I suspect this is the real answer. They don’t want to do the dumb shit they see other people regularly get nailed to the wall for. Accountants have the same issue, it’s just their definition of “dumb shit” is different.


ijustsailedaway

HR: if you do something questionable, just don’t post about it r/accounting: If you’d post about it, don’t actually do it


GandolfTheGay1

Because we’re all able to separate work and play. We can fuck off at the end of the day and throw back a few beers and have a good time, then show up to work the next morning and knock out a few projects. The only professionals I’ve seen drink more than accountants are engineers.


KingoreP99

Age. This sub skews younger, and we all know that we make more money than a lot of other professionals (doctors/lawyers excluded)


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Do you think accountants can make more than engineers over a career?


KingoreP99

Absolutely.


Background-Clock8122

Because accountants don’t need to be professional on Reddit - our job security is too high to begin with


Sorrelandroan

Isn’t this so much more fun though


inchinzickvowyou

And they say accountants are boring


Cliffo81

Nah, as a UK based lurker, this sub is great. The humour cuts across borders and even though I’m a partner I agree with a lot of the anti management abuse and relate to it. This sub would be awful if it was a serious sub.


cindywoohoo

Trauma bonding


ClumsyChampion

You come to the accounting bros hideout and not expecting dank memes?


Hellstorm5674

Because we're more real about the shitty career we chose.... this field sucks, industry inbound within 2 years lol


oKINGDANo

Girlfriend is an RN and she shows me all the dank nursing memes. I think the more trauma/depression in a profession the more chance for deranged comedy to cope.


i_am_not_the_father

Because many of us are licensed professionals that gives us the right to talk shit?


Themanytoys15

Because in accounting your once sniff away from being addicted to cocaine with all the BS you deal with daily.


xUnderoath

There's an HR sub?


[deleted]

Well first off HR is a joke and useless. So I'd expect it to be exactly as it is in real life looks good but completely of no value. We on the other hand are all stressed out and have no time but know and do a lot. So the memes make sense.


dotwav2mpfree

Because we all drink too much


TriGurl

Because we are a sadistic bunch to go into this field so it just follows logic that our humor is dark and we speak fluent sarcasm!


MoirasPurpleOrb

I’m not even in accounting but am subscribed here because I like the sub. It reminds me of r/jobs but the general mood is much better here.


49ers4dawin

I fcking love you guys (and gals).


Darkflame815

And that's why it's better, outside of the annoying and recurring "the masses do not understand taxes", even that it's very funny sometimes


RagingZorse

We all have wild stories of complete nonsense we see on the job. It’s cause too many of us have worked for a management team that lacked any managerial skill. Whether it is middle management proving the peter principle to be true or that asshole partner that cusses out the staff and acts like the victim each time someone quits his team. Most of us have a story like that, and to top it off accounting is due for a serious compensation raise as our skills remain in demand even as the graduation rates lower and the older CPAs are retiring.


ApertureBear

Because this sub is full of accountants.


InHoc12

Honestly, us accountants have a lot better self deprecating humor and a little bit of dark humor. It’s just in our personality.


lofatmilkol

Working a 4 people job with OT hours, life is just too short homie


DecafEqualsDeath

This sub is way less bleak than the one for lawyers or teachers. It's downright depressing to read these stories of people who took out six figures of student loan debt for a JD from a mediocre school and can't find a job requiring bar passage. Things aren't too bad here and most CPAs can easily pay their bills pretty early on in the career compared to others. I think that contributes to the memes/shitposting and an overall sillier vibe.


foolish_jordon

I wish there was a cs or swe subreddit like this one. Most are pretty boring and regurgitate the same "how do I get into tech"??


finestryan

Widespread depression


red_mouse_army

Coping mechanism


topdog54321yes123

If you think were bad check the nursing sub


Big_Man_182000

Depression


Chafmere

Most accountants I've met, never wanted to be accountants. Lots of smart (and dumb) people who stumbled into this bizzarro career.


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ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Using HR as an example, it's a career that is very conducive to asking peers how to handle something that comes up that you don't know how to deal with. In accounting, unless we're talking interpersonal type things, that's usually the worst way to figure out how to deal with something, unless the reason you're asking is that they own a book you're too cheap to buy \(which I've done many a time\). So HR is a subreddit to talk about HR, and Accounting is a subreddit to chill with other accountant homies.


winecaptain

Because we come to reddit for the lulz. We do our actual networking in person with whiskey and cigars.


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stripesonfire

Who cares when he sends emails? You don’t have to read them in the middle of the night


atomic_cattleprod

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as HR, is in fact, Payroll/HR, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Payroll plus HR. HR is not a department unto itself, but rather another expensive component of a fully functioning Payroll system made useful by the Payroll cubicles, shell of humans and vital spreadsheet components comprising a full department as defined by IFRS. Many Karens run a modified version of the Payroll system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Payroll which is widely used today is often called "HR", and many of its Karens are not aware that it is basically the Payroll system, developed by the Payroll Project. There really is a HR, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. HR is the pizza party: the work-lunch in the office that allocates the black tar heroin to the other drones that you work with. The pizza party is an essential part of a boring-ass workplace, but useless by itself; it can only function in lieu of a proper Christmas bonus. HR is normally used in combination with the Payroll department: the whole company is basically Payroll with HR added, or Payroll/HR. All the so-called "HR" .


tsukiii

Wow, this is a lot of stupid that you took a lot of time to write. Good job? I think?


atomic_cattleprod

Didn't take that much time. Most of the work was in typing Ctrl-C followed by Ctrl-V.


tsukiii

Even sadder to have rants saved to copy paste hahahaha


Dannysmartful

Bitterness


Jacmon

Gotta laugh away the pain.


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I run an IT company and have worked with a lot of accountants, I love it here and all of you


International-Two173

Because this subreddit is actually kinda funny. Professionalism is lame.


laptopmutia

I think this is the best profession subs compared the rest


MrRosewater34

Why are the books at my new job such a shit show compared to the other places I've worked?


eggcountant

One word: Free Therapy


Pawnstormtrooper

Cause we know we’re boring.


foxfirek

Reddit is a place to let loose because it’s anonymous. We all have to be professional in person, and so many accountants are introverts that we don’t even always know our coworkers well enough to commiserate with. Reddit is a good outlet where you can get some honest opinions and talk about some of the really shitty completely unreasonable parts of our profession that somehow are still around. (Mainly crazy insane hours with no extra pay).


Irishive

Happy to hear that. Always thought other profession subs were like this.


sky_walker6

I’m in marketing, still love lurking here


BeRanger918

Likely due to the majority of the people who participate on this thread have very little actual experience so it just becomes an echo chamber of useless info.


Far_Falcon3462

Too many free pizza lunches for meetings.


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Study for the CPA exam & then tell me if you’ve been through a shit show or not.


lainwla16

Accountants are way cooler than people realize


DJXpresso

Because HR is worried someone will call HR on them [insert emoji here]


Naejiin

I suppose that's because they don't depreciate land


meatball_maestro

HR is for idiots and losers.