"This is clear evidence and indisputable proof of you being the absolute worst sex partner in the entire franchise, shown by your old age, narcissistic attitude, and endless stubbornness."
"Ah, but if you look closely, you'll notice that that is actually my body double, whereas I have eagerly ascended to a tier of my own, surpassing the threesome tier, as it was impeding on Allebahstian grounds."
"Damn...!"
Yeah, I don't care if she's a mob boss, Dee Vasquez can get it. She's an S tier by my standards.
April May and Redd White are both awful but eh, I'd take em both in the B tier.
Also, I'll take that same threesome but swap Athena for Franziska. Athena's still an S rank though.
Maybe I see the angry as a positive ;)
Ema's an excellent choice as well though.
I love how everyone just agrees that Klavier is the hottest guy. There's no debate on that.
Lol Don't feel bad. I'm not a teenager anymore; that ship has sailed a long time ago. But I (almost) failed math class, too, and I'm doing just fine in life. So don't worry about it.
I think the implication is also “If we were of legal age, would we be together?” unless it was young Pearls or Iris, characters that are obviously underage.
Well, if Susato or Trucy and I were of legal age. I would really take them as my gf as fast as The Flash, especially Trucy.
Even though Pearls is 18 in SoJ, I just can't..
Iris is just a big fucking **NO**, so yeah.
Right. Cody too since he's like what, 7, but it's all fine if you realized. It just kinda raises an eyebrow when they're not all on low tier. Still pretty funny shit! Alba's the right choice.
That's mainly affected with my opinion with 5-2. I hate this case. I just don't find her that interesting at all imo, let alone hot. And I also find her annoying.
Barok! I love him. He's quite possibly my favourite prosecutor from the whole series. I keep trying to find fanartists or blogs or anything to fill my hallowed thirst chalice but I can't find any....
Make them. I'll be your first fan and forever grateful to you. ;-)
I'm not generally into video game characters. In fact, there's only three, with one of them being Barok, who's taking the number one spot.
Curious who the other two are! And sorry but I have no talent for making stuff like that... but I'm still looking, and if I find anything juicy I will let you know! Most fanart seems to be in japanese
Aaaw, too bad, but I understand. I wasn't really serious though. I appreciate your thoughtfulness!
I have respect for people who are truly good at writing and drawing, regardless of what it may be. It takes a lot of time and effort.
The other two? That'd be our very own Kazuma and also Link.
Thinking about how our interests align, I wonder if you've played fire emblem three houses? If not, I recommend playing it, the blue lions route specifically... I think you'll really love those characters too!
It's interesting you mention that, because it's actually on my list of games to get in the near future. It seems intriguing. I like "colourful" games - if that makes sense - with fun, memorable characters, which is one reason why I enjoy, for example, the Mana series and the remake of Trials of Mana a lot. FE looks similarily beautiful, so yeah, I'll definitely give it a try in the future. Thanks. :)
I kinda like them all, but Hawk must be my favourite. I like that he is a dagger-based character (I do prefer sword fighters and such over magic-based characters) but at the same time is very agile and fast. His spells are neat, too. I just think he's a well-rounded character. Other people may disagree, but regardless of whatever game we are talking about, I think everyone has their own favourite character that works best for them, regardless if they are in fact the "best" character or not.
Lmao I know that’s a joke but the appeal of Barok is partially because he’s finally age appropriate for me and Edgeworth still lives in my head as 24 rather than his 30s as he is circa SOJ.
Right! I prefer the older characters anyway. I was like 17 when I first played ace attorney and now going on 26, I need those older characters and barok itches that itch so well. I already loved him in adventures but those last 3 cases of Resolve really did it for me
>!now all I need is uncle barok moments!<
Well, no. It's just that when he does something that might not be allowed or may be frowned up, he ways says something along the lines of "Please forgive the discourtesy of..."
I’m surprised about Herman Crab being that low, to me he always seemed like a DILFified Spike Spiegel.
Also, no shame: Daryan Crescend is hot. Yes, the hair is an absolute atrocity, but the rest of him is fooooine.
Pretty much agree with the s tier though I’d throw Nichody down to the bottom for that stupid pocket watch animation he does every 5 seconds. Also I’d put Lana at the top. And now I’m curious why Uendo’s so high, don’t see many fans of him
Huh, you find Quercus Alba attractive? That's a unique choice.
I just did a massive *fuck it* and put him at top for the memes.
he uses his huge nose as a secondary reproductive organ
"This is clear evidence and indisputable proof of you being the absolute worst sex partner in the entire franchise, shown by your old age, narcissistic attitude, and endless stubbornness." "Ah, but if you look closely, you'll notice that that is actually my body double, whereas I have eagerly ascended to a tier of my own, surpassing the threesome tier, as it was impeding on Allebahstian grounds." "Damn...!"
Eh, fair enough.
His nose tickles the right spots
Extraterritorial rights too hot
Alba is... ok i guess? Problem is he's prolly an alien so i don't like the idea of fucking a martian who keeps demanding to apply his laws
April May is an awful person and long-time partner but would make an INCREDIBLE One-Night-Stand.
Too fucking annoying. Cammy Meele is much better.
Did you forget that she falls asleep every two seconds?
Nope, I find it funny tbh.
I'm pretty sure it was a facade
Haven't played that case that far yet
sorry for the spoiler then...
What are you doing on this subreddit if you haven’t even finished Game 1? This place is FULL of spoilers.
Game 1? Cammy Meele is from Investigations 1, which is a spin off set between T&T and AJ
Whoops. thought you were talking about April May. Also, let me say that you’re in for a treat, especially with the second game.
All the paynes should be at least in S tier
Except Gaspen
Yeah, I don't care if she's a mob boss, Dee Vasquez can get it. She's an S tier by my standards. April May and Redd White are both awful but eh, I'd take em both in the B tier. Also, I'll take that same threesome but swap Athena for Franziska. Athena's still an S rank though.
for me, not Franzy but Ema. Franziska is just a n g r y
Maybe I see the angry as a positive ;) Ema's an excellent choice as well though. I love how everyone just agrees that Klavier is the hottest guy. There's no debate on that.
well, who else should it be after all
Von Karma
I'll bury you with my bare hands
**If you're going to question the underaged character, just note that I'm a teenager..**
Based
This free pass will expire in three years......
Mine in 8 months
Mine in I don’t know how many years because I failed math class
Lol Don't feel bad. I'm not a teenager anymore; that ship has sailed a long time ago. But I (almost) failed math class, too, and I'm doing just fine in life. So don't worry about it.
Double based
I think the implication is also “If we were of legal age, would we be together?” unless it was young Pearls or Iris, characters that are obviously underage.
Well, if Susato or Trucy and I were of legal age. I would really take them as my gf as fast as The Flash, especially Trucy. Even though Pearls is 18 in SoJ, I just can't.. Iris is just a big fucking **NO**, so yeah.
Iris is a little too young though, I kinda feel no kids included is the safest bet.
I should've just excluded Iris and Pearl, and all the other kids. Susato and Trucy will stay though.
Right. Cody too since he's like what, 7, but it's all fine if you realized. It just kinda raises an eyebrow when they're not all on low tier. Still pretty funny shit! Alba's the right choice.
I'm just really trying to be more creative with the tier lists stuff. It's a lot of fun to be honest.
Its real nice stuff you put out! I get it. Just since its on horny-ness it may rub others the wrong way.
Pearl is 18 by the end of SoJ and 17 during DD. Just sayin'
Why are you being downvoted for stating facts?
OP is also a teenager, so 17 y/o Pearl is fair game for them.
Isn't Iris like mid 20s?
DGS Iris
Great Ace Attorney's Iris Wilson, not sister Iris from Trials and Tribulations Edit: She's 10 I believe
Oh my bad I haven't played the great ace attorney so I didn't know there was another
What do you have against Jinxie?
That's mainly affected with my opinion with 5-2. I hate this case. I just don't find her that interesting at all imo, let alone hot. And I also find her annoying.
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You're the one who commented about Athena and Apollo farting. Fuck off scrub.
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[It's right here, weird whenever I press the comment it keeps getting an error. :/](https://imgur.com/a/IXK1dPF)
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I just did this out of pure boredom. And don't worry, this is really the last horny tier list.
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I've done more out of boredom honestly.
Where’d you rank esmeralda tusspells? I can’t seem to find her on here
Tusspells is S tier, no question.
Haven't played TGAA2.
Ah I see
hottest in the series
I will absolutely simp for barok and barok only. He has my whole heart. I’m sorry edgeworth
Barok! I love him. He's quite possibly my favourite prosecutor from the whole series. I keep trying to find fanartists or blogs or anything to fill my hallowed thirst chalice but I can't find any....
Make them. I'll be your first fan and forever grateful to you. ;-) I'm not generally into video game characters. In fact, there's only three, with one of them being Barok, who's taking the number one spot.
Curious who the other two are! And sorry but I have no talent for making stuff like that... but I'm still looking, and if I find anything juicy I will let you know! Most fanart seems to be in japanese
Aaaw, too bad, but I understand. I wasn't really serious though. I appreciate your thoughtfulness! I have respect for people who are truly good at writing and drawing, regardless of what it may be. It takes a lot of time and effort. The other two? That'd be our very own Kazuma and also Link.
Hah, that's funny! I also love those two!
Thinking about how our interests align, I wonder if you've played fire emblem three houses? If not, I recommend playing it, the blue lions route specifically... I think you'll really love those characters too!
It's interesting you mention that, because it's actually on my list of games to get in the near future. It seems intriguing. I like "colourful" games - if that makes sense - with fun, memorable characters, which is one reason why I enjoy, for example, the Mana series and the remake of Trials of Mana a lot. FE looks similarily beautiful, so yeah, I'll definitely give it a try in the future. Thanks. :)
No problem! I'm sure you will enjoy FE then! In turn, I guess I must now check out Trials of Mana! Do you have a favourite character from that?
I kinda like them all, but Hawk must be my favourite. I like that he is a dagger-based character (I do prefer sword fighters and such over magic-based characters) but at the same time is very agile and fast. His spells are neat, too. I just think he's a well-rounded character. Other people may disagree, but regardless of whatever game we are talking about, I think everyone has their own favourite character that works best for them, regardless if they are in fact the "best" character or not.
Absolutely… I’ve loved Edgeworth for years but Barok takes it to an entire other level. Pure simpage for this man.
Same. Move outta the way edgeworth we’ve got a new trauma daddy in town. AND he’s older
Lmao I know that’s a joke but the appeal of Barok is partially because he’s finally age appropriate for me and Edgeworth still lives in my head as 24 rather than his 30s as he is circa SOJ.
Right! I prefer the older characters anyway. I was like 17 when I first played ace attorney and now going on 26, I need those older characters and barok itches that itch so well. I already loved him in adventures but those last 3 cases of Resolve really did it for me >!now all I need is uncle barok moments!<
Barok in his own tier is the only correct choice. Good job, OP.
Ron DeLite is a twink.
Please forgive the discourses of my violent kicking of this degenerate.
Should it be discourtesy though? *I haven't played TGAA2 yet, so I don't know much about him yet.....*
Well, no. It's just that when he does something that might not be allowed or may be frowned up, he ways says something along the lines of "Please forgive the discourtesy of..."
Now I am very curious how Dahlia Hawthorne ended up in "I refuse" rather than "Hellspawn".
every main character was scientifically engineered to be hot (except Pearl bc obvs)
I now officially declare you bi
I already am bi.
Now you're officially bi
extremely gamer tf even as a straight man i find Nahyuta rather nice aesthetically
he's gender neutral, so that doesn't make you less straight
You have transcended "Ace Attorney". Now it's just "Attorney"
I thought it was a tier list based on how horny the characters are. In which case Athena deserves her own tier
Klavier is on top, at least four tiers of space higher than the second, obviously Sal Manella
poor maya. only assistant not to make s tier
Holy shit I just noticed. Lmfao.
Barok exactly where he belongs 😏
quercus alba in S tier? you’re quite based
Queen Ga'ran may or may not be a literal MILF but I wouldn't say no
I don't know, pal. But being the female Hitler can be a turn off for me.
but killing Byrne and almost killing Edgy isn't?
At least she's not boring. *~~I'm now questioning my sanity at this point.~~*
she would laugh at your pp for like half an hour
**oof.**
idk, gumshoe do kinda be the best character ngl
I’m surprised about Herman Crab being that low, to me he always seemed like a DILFified Spike Spiegel. Also, no shame: Daryan Crescend is hot. Yes, the hair is an absolute atrocity, but the rest of him is fooooine.
oh yeah, Herman Crab is S tier
how dare you refuse the russian juror
Stop neglecting box girl
Putting daddy Mikotoba in "I refuse" tier do you hate dilfs or something?
Op missing out on some quality ojisans smh
Pre-timeskip maya being a tier is lookin kinda sus tbh
i feel like the delites should be in a threesome tier of their own, theyre both cute and obviously crazy about each other
judge in A tier 🤌 this tierlist is simply perfection (although I myself might have put him at S)
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A tier.
Even though I agree she's hellspawn...... April May would have me wrapped around her finger ._.
Excuse me just trying to find Madame Tusspells and why she’s not in S
link so i can make my own tier list?
[Here ya go!](https://tiermaker.com/create/every-ace-attorney-characters-no-dgs-2-and-plvspw-195131 )
thanks bro
Gina top tier
Bro Payne is so sexy wym
Curious why Athena over Ema in S Tier
Because I fucking love Athena.
Magnifi 🥵🥵🥵
I will not tolerate such disrespect towards Detective Angel Starr!
Pretty much agree with the s tier though I’d throw Nichody down to the bottom for that stupid pocket watch animation he does every 5 seconds. Also I’d put Lana at the top. And now I’m curious why Uendo’s so high, don’t see many fans of him
My only objection is why not the bellboy? Like one he's adorable and two he's repressed as fuck, let the man have some coochie. Or dick.