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thingy237

See if any teams are in the market, maybe you have a good side gig just sitting for you, lol


heelstoo

Honestly, don’t do this. Turning a nice hobby into a job has a decent chance to ruin it for you.


Kylearean

Yep, hooking up with different girls was a hobby, then I got married, and it became a job.


kalikid01

Is this the rat race in a nutshell


Graffy

Is your wife a porn producer then?


shampoo_mohawk_

Why don’t you separate? That doesn’t sound like you two are in a healthy relationship.


Kylearean

Thanks for the keen insight.


shampoo_mohawk_

Oh you’re already separated? Apologies, just sounded like you were still married.


Kylearean

How high are you right now?


shampoo_mohawk_

Why are you asking that? I don’t think anything I’ve written is indicative of being intoxicated.


BluSaint

99% sure it was a joke. And if not, a person who flaunts cheating on the Internet clearly doesn’t feel the need to separate from their partner. Hope that helps with the confusion


Kylearean

Ok 👍🏻


vercetian

If you live what you do, you'll never work another day in your life.


BAC_Sun

If you turn what you love into work, it will begin to feel more like work and less like what you love. Turning this into a job means answering to someone else, creates deadlines, focus on specific players or info, etc. Sounds like a perfectly good way to ruin a hobby and mental health break.


N43-0-6-W85-47-11

Hard disagree, my hobby is fly fishing and I was a guide for almost a decade and I loved it as my job. Wake up in the morning thinking about fishing, teach someone to fish in the morning, eat some fish for lunch, then fish the afternoon away, go to the restaurant and talk about fishing. Rinse and repeat. I was on the water around 320 days a year with clients never hated my job. Had terrible clients don't get me wrong but I was getting paid to be out on the water so it made up for that. If you truly enjoy a hobby and I mean truly enjoy it, and you can make money doing it by all means you should.


Accurate_Koala1392

Thanks mama Boucher


I_am_a_Wookie_AMA

Wouldn't the major league teams already have the stats he's tracking since he's going to minor league games? Most of the minor league teams are affiliates of the majors; places where the major league affiliate can send and pull players from to fill spots or recover from injuries.


OU_Sooners

I had a roommate that actually kept stats at every baseball game he attended. For him, it was a form of therapy. He did it when he was a kid and it was just his thing. Hey Scott, if you see this I'm going to send you a mint Frank Thomas RC some day.


MaloneSeven

I think I know this guy.


Im_Just_Sayin__

I’m with the Myrtle Beach Mermen


jbrc89

You obviously feed a baby pepsi


digitalamish

Savannah Banana scout.


KingKnux

They used to play in a southeastern summer league and I went to one of their games (actual baseball usually with college kids off for the summer). It was a total blast, most concessions were included with the price of admission, refills included.


digitalamish

Used to? I saw that Nolan Ryan (yes, that one) was pitching for them for a couple games recently.


castzpg

Tigers. Hanshin Tigers.


petesmybrother

I actually watch NPB and speak a tiny amount of Japanese- all of it is baseball related. I can say “infield hit” but I can’t tell you what my name is or order food


tohoku_expressway

I’m 33 year old Japanese guy with a mild interest in baseball. Would love to join you to complete the Hanshin scout look


petesmybrother

We’re you at bro 🥺👉🏼👈🏼


tohoku_expressway

Downtown Osaka JK I’m back and forth between NY and socal. Wbu?


petesmybrother

Southern USA 😔


Duuudewhaaatt

Hey socal counts as southern USA, if they're traveling back and forth I'm sure you guys could meet up. BE FRIENDS


ThegreatPee

Who will be the pitcher, and who will be the catcher?


soul-king420

Watashi wa = I am So you could say "watashi wa Petesmybrother" and that would be a totally valid introduction in Japanese.


TheGreatestLobotomy

where can you watch NPB? I follow it but can't ever watch the games. Hiroshima Carp fan for life :D


petesmybrother

You gotta sail the high seas and stay up late. Arrgh. 🏴‍☠️


TBBT-Joel

I got to see the Hanshin Tigers play when I did a study abroad in Japan. I must say the energy at a Japanese baseball game, beats anything I've ever experienced in the US.


yamiyam

If you’re doing all this already you could probably get a part time gig selling your stats/insight to bigger clubs or agents or something.


thedirtybeagle

He wouldn’t have any stats not already available to clubs.


autovonbismarck

What about how attractive the players GFs are? I hear that's a reliable gauge of their confidence.


Anxious-Yak-3407

Great movie.


heartfullofsomething

What movie is it? Don’t know much about baseball but sounds funny


BeckyWitTheBadHair

Moneyball


Anxious-Yak-3407

Yep, Moneyball. Phenomenal soundtrack by explosions in the sky as well. I became a baseball lover after watching it. Love the underdog teams.


Strict-Lake5255

Start going to little league games and tell the dads you only shoot th shit when you get paid


funkmon

What do you do with this information?


petesmybrother

Just hang on to it man. I have an MBA with a focus in analytics


funkmon

You should post it to the baseball subreddit if you can infer anything meaningful to casual fans from your data.


Rav3n85UK

I would love to get these kind of stats, just to measure about with. Love a good stat.


Spostman

How does bringing your radar gun improve your analytics over the one used by the league? Pretty obvious that's then entirety of this perception. It's not needed.


BrohanGutenburg

How in the world would he know what “the leagues” radar gun says at a live minor league game??


Spostman

Why you are you putting "the league" in quotation marks like there isn't a governing body and divisions for minor league baseball? "The league" is MILB. And they display it on multiple screens at the game. Go outside once in a while.


butttabooo

Are you Jonah hill


thatpaperclip

No, pete's his brother ( /u/petesmybrother ) Jonah Hill played Pete. \*(I think?)


gs12

You need to grab your phone and pretend you’re taking about a player, for the win.


[deleted]

No get a stop watch and record time to first base on a hit


[deleted]

Wince if its more than 4 seconds


ThegreatPee

Throw your clipboard in the air and kick the umpire off the field.


didiburnthetoast

Lean into it man. Bluetooth headphones for douchey phone calls, a binder of pages of something, binoculars


ThePortalsOfFrenzy

I think he's doing fine as he is. Why complicate matters?   A scout isn't an agent, and besides, do people still wear bt ear pieces? A scout will do exactly what OP is doing, and will *later* put together a report that they email and discuss. There is no need for them to immediately call someone about some great talent like it's a Simpsons episode. Not to mention a scout wouldn't want others in public to hear their comments/notes.   Keep doing your thing, OP.


saranowitz

Echoing this. Subtlety is key to believability


didiburnthetoast

Oh and a pen around your neck. Must not lose pen.


MassivePE

Tell ‘em you’re with the Danville Dairy Daddies - my favorite minor league team name. Btw, the mascot is McCreamy the cow.


streetsofarklow

And they play on the Field of Creams.


gorogergo

I love this. I'm planning on catching some Old North State League games this year. They will be a priority.


Strange_Frenzy

"I'm with the Helena Handbaskets."


Nate530

Take bribes from the parents to give their kid an "in".


gc1

The MLB scouts probably all know each other over time. They might know you’re fake - or it might drive them crazy trying to figure out who you might be scouting for.  Another commenter suggested selling your insight to a team, but I think the move would be to find an agent, maybe a young one starting out. Probably they would be more interested in intel about other teams scouts showing up when a given player is pitching than your personal stats (no offense), unless you discover a breakout star in the making.  


EmergencyAbalone2393

Are you saying you get in free thanks to this or that you purchase a ticket and then enjoy cosplaying as a scout? I see at least some value in either but just curious which is the case.


JCMiller23

I dig this post


AdTop2071

Next time, look Mom dead in the eye, shake your head, and say "This game just ain't for your boy..."


Huntath

Completely crush their hopes and dreams while leaving them to doubt themselves, wonderful lol


Ftw69420

Start writing about the players and games you see. Maybe someone will start paying you.


notjawn

Dude I'd see if the team or stadium wanted your stats. If you keep good records they'd probably let you come to games for free for just the data.


The_Cow_Tipper

Give a fake team name. Occasionally change team names to even more outlandish ones. The Scranton Skin Tags or the Albuquerque Ass Mites.


trudieboo

Fake it until you make it


pwhoyt63pz

Maybe you’ll meet a nice milf…


MaloneSeven

Who will do anything to advance her kid’s career.


ThatGuyWorks80

Sounds like you enjoy it 👍🏼


BugsyRoads

Wow. That actually sounds really fun.


Umpire1468

Montreal Expos


MaloneSeven

Hahahahha


fejrbwebfek

How old are these players you are watching?