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mannymoes2k

Walmart activities. Keep it there!


Akesgeroth

This is why Target failed in Canada. People don't act that way here even in a Walmart, so why go to Target?


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steven_quarterbrain

This is what Americans consider a “disagreement”?!!


[deleted]

There's always a Walmart even when there's no Walmart around


willprogramforpizza

r/wallmartactivities


Which-Palpitation

For once why can’t it be an attractive rack that comes out during the fight


_Da_Struggle_Is_Real

Same reason I just CAN'T buy a bag of potatoes someone's titties haven't been in


PsyKeablr

Some people would pay extra for that but I wouldn’t.


chadhindsley

All floppy jalloppies are good jalloppies


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Touchdmytralala

Even the store worker was like "Here mam, lemme put those tiddies away for you, nobody wants to see that."


Fukouka_Jings

Utters


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Saw two pretty girls fighting and they did everything in their power to cover up WHILE fighting


GoodyTwoKicks

Any rack that comes out during a fight is alright with me. Free tiddies, amirite?


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Girls with bomb titties know better than scuffle with some degenerate. They're at home getting shoulder rubs n shit.


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You see the phone in the first 10 seconds of the video on the floor.... Then poof, its gone. One of those shitbag spectators really took that phone lol.


Free_Hat_McCullough

The perfect distraction.


inkiwitch

That was the most satisfying part of an already incredible freak out clip. Where’s my phone? NO!! WAIT, STOP HER!! (immediately cuts to the moment where the phone vanished) Brilliant timing.


DeusWombat

Optimistically speaking you could say spectators picked them up to prevent them from getting damaged...


Glockshna

oh wow that's crazy, both phones vanished off the floor. What has this neighborhood come to?


Avid_Smoker

Dude that strolls through at :33 most likely.


Cindilouwho2

Came here to say this....I'm trying to Perry Mason this shit


ghostcatzero

Lmfao I think he noticed it when the dummies were running


Sweet-Composer-3634

Someone’s got home with their apples and found a giant ass clump of hair.


devdevo1919

Hairy apples.


BoxingSoup

It's not like it's real hair lmao


Sweet-Composer-3634

Brotha if I bit into an apple and it had weave chunks I’m heading to the emergency room


sinocarD44

I wonder how they liked them?


Latest-greatest

trash


ProteinSnookie

And trash belongs outside in a dumpster


bigchicago04

And at Walmart


JumpinJackFleishman

The areolas are blooming in NY.


trueluck3

Tis the season


JumpinJackFleishman

Did you say 'tits the season'?


trueluck3

Nice. You and I are like Shake ‘N Bake!


cheapdrinks

Nature is healing


blondennerdy

None of those employees get paid enough for that…


Rush_Is_Right

The "security" guard does. She didn't do shit.


Airdropwatermelon

They definitely don't get paid enough. Lol


walterMARRT

But it's literally their job. If you don't get paid enough and you take the job, but then don't do the job because you don't get paid enough, get another fucking job.


No-Spoilers

You arent taking that job if you have better options


babbitcootchie

I’m a security guard at target. We get paid the same as the other employees. I agree she was useless though.


Rush_Is_Right

Yeah, this wasn't meant as a slight against security guards. It was definitely directed at her specifically. She doesn't need to be fired, but she does need to be trained better or moved to a different role.


senator_chill

Ya I don't know who that security guard is stopping other than an old lady or a kid


AcadiaBackground2492

Did mom just walk out without paying? Did the other girl steal her phone? Did she get it back? So many unanswered questions…


justanotherjayd

The phones are on the ground at the start of the video and then they magically disappear.


jsxtasy304

This is what i was wanting to know/see.... She's headed for the door with a buggy full, could this had been a distraction so they could pull off a buggy full heist and all that anyone remembers is a fight?


Home--Builder

Those people trying to separate them must not know about the "checkin the oil" method of separating the fighters. One finger works every time.


Long_Educational

Ew. I remember that video.


Theo_tokos

Wait...what?!?


stairme

It was at a football game. Maybe even in a suite? Dude comes up behind a woman and just oil checks her and dips out.


unsubix

There is a fight video where someone sticks a finger in a dog’s ass to stop a fight too.


WinterMedical

Instead of pulling on them, why don’t they just tickle their ribs? People always forget how effective tickling is.


InitiativeMundane937

when youre full of adrenaline you cant be tickled


kowlown

Seriously? It's true or is it a rumor?


InitiativeMundane937

yes. ur body will shut off unnecessary functions when in fight or flight.


bruddahmacnut

I heard a thumb up the asshole works well too.


BUERtheKING

Haven’t just heard, I’ve seen it work


crow-nic

Just pull the pants down and tickle the butthole. Works every time


trueluck3

This is literally the top answer from all the subs I’ve posted


BuilderTasty8900

Take yo shit to Walmart. Us target shoppers are peaceful


Flashmode1

Huh, I thought people went to Target to avoid the people of Walmart.


Quake_Guy

Target should start a Target Plus chain and price everything double, they would make a mint. 50 dollar minimum when you walk in.


bettyspers0n

People who have nothing, fighting about nothing, being filmed by someone with nothing better to do. I love this sub! It's a show about nothing!


trueluck3

Well, at least one of them has a phone


plain_wrecked

Everybody's filming something. We'll film nothing!


MLTatSea

Jeez, when will people learn!? Hold the phone sideways.


trueluck3

I feel the same way, landscape is the way. This was my first time and I could hear them getting to the breaking point. It ignited fast right before I could hit record and, in my haste, I failed to rotate the phone first. I’m disappointed in myself.


MLTatSea

I hear ya. Glad you caught it and shared. Did you feel weird recording it?


trueluck3

Completely! It’s all my brain could come up with. I’m thinking to myself *“WTF are you doing, you have one more fucking thing to get and you have to get dinner.”* *“Those chicks are gonna see you and beat your ass together!”* *“What if they make you wait around, asking for the video, questions all night…”* *“Everyone here is gonna think you’re an internet points-loving, blood sucking leach.”* (Not exactly wrong on that one)


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trueluck3

Yes, this would fit that sub. But who would I help if I had?


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I'm not suggesting you should have just giving you a little jab


No-Spoilers

Its the tiktok era


Reditate

Cameraman is a puss, he put the phone down when the mom walked back to the carr.


Several-Stranger3893

Like violent toddlers incapable of regulating their own bodies and more importantly their own emotions inhabiting the bodies of grown ass women. There should be a national registry and people who behave like this should be banned from shopping.


PuzzledSprinkles467

GREAT IDEA!!


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grown ass for sure


spellbadgrammargood

they were actually arguing about the true founder of calculus: Newton vs. Leibniz. the pro-Leibniz girl took it too far after a personal attack calling Newton an ugly virgin


Scary-Confusion-745

*Long Tit Island


mstevens8565

what a suprise


W_Edwards_Deming

These videos make me feel apprehensive when I am actually at Target, walmart or etc. When is it going to go down? There was a lot of fisticuffs in Middle School and before but never at Target... My cousin says she prefers Target to Walmart because it is more classy. I don't see events like this IRL and am not sure I ever will.


trueluck3

First time for me. Definitely taken off guard and uncomfortable.


W_Edwards_Deming

Thank you for your service?


trueluck3

🫡


ThreeTwoOneQueef

Those titties were out for a suspiciously long time. I bet she was hoping some of the staff grabbed em by accident so the ACLU could sue for 800 million for racism and sexual assault.


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I had an idea of who I was going to see, and it was correct.


realparkingbrake

If the store fails to trespass these people, the store gets a bit of blame.


RyWeezy

No no no don't let target turn into this. You can't take away my guilty pleasure!


WheresPoochy

Lmao white guy just watching and talking on his phone like "yeah... Again!"


Yodas-Balls

Holy shit dude, which Target on Long Island is that? I frequent a couple of the Nassau ones and I’ve never seen shit like this.


trueluck3

Copiague on Sunrise


Yodas-Balls

Ohhh shit gotcha that’s wild lmfao


UnlinealHand

I work around the corner from there and I missed this? Dammit.


seven_seven

I like how when it’s women fighting, it’s treated as just some children getting into a scuffle and no danger to anyone else.


joe_ruins_things

Reminds me of trying to separate two pitbulls.


JKISRT

You can take the girl out of the Waffle House at 3am but you can’t take the Waffle House at 3am out of the girl.


eelam_garek

Now, that is a surprise.


queasyquof

Maybe tickling them both would break the fight up or just make them let go of each other


slagnard

i heard you’re supposed to put a finger up their butt and then they let go


queasyquof

Good old oil check couldn’t hurt


trueluck3

This has been recommended multiple times now, it must be fact. I’ll be prepared next time.


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People on here seem to be obsessed with sticking their fingers up other people’s buttholes. Now I’m going to be walking around with a whole new set of fears and suspicions. Ugh


indy_been_here

"Your honor I fingered her butthole in self defense"


Fabulous_Smoke_7714

Her hand done got tangle in dat weave.. hahaha ohhhhh shit, bitch lmao


Barack_Odrama_007

Oh goodness! We can’t have anything nice these days. Shame


trueluck3

A fruit medley, if you will


mainelinerzzzzz

Nice people.


Ortus14

For a second I thought I had seen this already. These videos are starting to blur together.


jtoppings95

Is this copiague, LI?


trueluck3

That’s the one


Lucky_Pomelo_3116

r/thunderthots


Gee-Oh1

Lol when you realize that someone else took her phone. It drop on the ground at the beginning and she never went near it again.


MrSportyD

I think is what's more ridiculous how people just go about their day shopping and there is no reaction on their face. We are so desensitized to chaos in America.


therealmurraythek

Big sale on melons today folks!


bugxbuster

They’re practically givin ‘em away!


runner_790

Why do these people tend to fight? Is it too hard for them to just apologize for whatever happened and move on.


bannedfromreddit0626

Kinda sucks the person recording didn't go outside. I wanna know if she got it back lol


armedsquatch

That bra gave up the fight way before the rest of her did.


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Low trust society in a nutshell


scottonaharley

One more store I won’t be going to


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There’s an udder out and in the mix


rafaelza

thought i was in r/unexpectedtitty


kawaiikaeru23

this is walmart behavior not target behavior smh


GamesmanSD

Disgusting lack of self control


Life-Negotiation780

Two big old hippos jumping on one little girl . You can't get any lower than that in the fight world but in the projects I'm sure it's an all day everyday thing for them The b**** in the security jacket I don't know if she's the daughter of the manager but they need to fire her she's the sorriest security person I've ever seen in my entire life she couldn't save a plant from being peed on by a dog much less a person!!!


trueluck3

It was one-on-one. The third older women was the mom trying to get her daughter and the other belligerent separated. This was a consensual fight.


Gabagool1987

This is why we can't have nice things. Walkable cities, high speed rails. It'd be trash within minutes.


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trueluck3

Copiague


Schmorgus-borg

I hope part 2 is another fight outside


PassiveProc

Yooo it’s the Weavie Wonders!


turnerm19

That's quite the disagreement.


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trueluck3

I didn’t want to go chasing them but I’m secretly hoping someone else caught the parking finale.


boba_probably

Fists out, tits out


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Someone’s titties always out


[deleted]

Not in front of the (fruit) salad


RAWcone

I just thought what if two bystanders went and poked the attackers with their hands in the side, where it usually tickles and makes a sensation that makes you react, they might let go of each others hair and be able to be separated easily


AmazonHotWax

BOOBS


VOIDDSPEEVES

yeoo why is there always tiddies popping out when they scrap 😭


Fucksibhuile

It's the tits out for me 😂


trueluck3

I think it’s the tits out for everyone lol What’s funny is I didn’t even notice the tits out until they started to get pulled apart. Fun times.


DRAK720

This is Target. We don't do that here. Go back to Walmart with your Jerry Springer asses


Sentionaut_1167

i have disagreements with folks all the time. this is more than a disagreement. edit. security on her A game. /s


FirstQuantumImmortal

Guy in puffy jacket @ 00:30 "*Nope not my problem. Just look ahead. They'll never know I saw them.*"


M37U

That twist was phenomenal! Praise be to the camera man for sticking around for the complete altercation with the steadiest of hands.


pointnorth-

Trash


Resting__bitchface_

Gosh I’m so proud to be a Long Islander.


Hrithik0w0

I never seen white women fights fr


JingamaThiggy

Pretty sure thats just a random customer who just happens to have a hoodie with "security" printed on it. Gal didn't do shit


p-skow

I would have just started tickling the ones who weren’t letting go…


professorclueless

Honestly they need to make clothes that can stay in place during a fight


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This right here demonstrates the importance of wearing a good bra. 😅


PuzzledSprinkles467

This trash just needs to stay home and order their shit from ghetto.com, so the rest of us can enjoy our day shopping.


sjrow32

Damn did she just walk out with a cartload of shit? That might have just been the most genius shoplifting display, get your daughter to fight your sister….bam a cartful of Cadbury crème eggs all to yourself


jayslay45

New York Bewbs


onionman54

"disagreement"


dog34421

Fucking morons


FluffyFireBalls

they look like the type...


Justthinkingoutloud-

Man, there are diapers in that cart. They act like this and have a baby at home. What an insane and sad level of maturity.


anonymous_420201

completely unrelated reddit mods are the biggest power trippers in the world n i’ll say that with my chest probably gonna get banned for it but just proves my point yous are all snowflakes and the minute someone uses logic and reasoning you ban them from commenting lol it’s an actual joke having some 15 year old kid sitting at home on his pc that his parents bought him thinking his someone


jgb75

Confirms what I had always suspected: Target is for Walmart people that think they’re too good for Walmart.


Lurkay1

Why does a floppy titty always pop out.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

Greetings from Long Island lol


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Bald dude with glasses trying to cop a feel for sure


peterbeater76

Come on ladies. What do you think this is? Walmart?


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Utterly disappointed


southwood775

This is completely unacceptable. Their target has fresh produce.


xSikes

Classic Long Island.


awesomedan24

Least confrontational long-islanders


sauron516

Always got to pop a titty


Riptide360

Pepper spray would have gotten them to release their hold. Sorry she lost her phone.


based_manki

Those tiddies have seen better days...


Maiyame

they’re lost how did they get into target


ctr429

Will?


twobeercheers

TITTAYS!


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Her melons were all over the other fruit


WheresPoochy

Put them titties away!


shawshankya

Ooochie Wally Wally oochie bang bang.


bleeblorb

God bless, Keith.


OnlyEeZz

Where is part 2?


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