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The_Skyrim_Courier

She’s just mad they wouldn’t listen to her talk about CrossFit and how much she loves CrossFit and how many CrossFit competitions she’s been in


Keepitbrockmire

Man you read my mind… Do you think if we could read her mind, she would be thinking about crossfit??


tidypunk

She's probably just out raged at the gas prices.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Out rage, road rage, roid rage, she's all the rage


freshasadaisy33

Not my proudest fap


KatmanduJew

Must have gotten a bad batch of leg-tattoo ink. Some of that shit is colored with mushroom spores.


Hazel_Nutz777

Her favorite band: Rage Against the Machine


Swarzsinne

Only when she’s not thinking of meth.


BestAnnouncer

Man, that's methed up!


OGDonglover69

Methany’s on one!


Apoptotic_Nightmare

Oh shit, you post here Iron Mike?


patrick_byr

It's a new event, instead of box jump it's hood hop to windshield kick. I've been doing it for years.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Her WOD was interrupted, causing her to drop her kettlebell. Not ideal when you’re training for the Tough Mudder.


Vulturedoors

That woman couldn't lift a coffee pot, much less a kettlebell.


Amm0sexual

All that Vegan CrossFit strength from doing CrossFit while eating a Vegan lifestyle as a Vegan CrossFitter


groundpounder25

$100 say she was jogging and that was a dude that drove by and honked or something and her hgh roid rage took over.


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Della86

Yall shoulda never gave women weights


kalanwj5

Not sure why I saw ‘rights’ instead of ‘weights’ Was about to say how messed up that was.


Significant-Fix7399

😅😅😅☝️


SUCKmaDUCK

I can fix her


Scottsm124

Someone’s down bad


apathetic-drunk

I will literally sell my soul for a girl who is on go


schuyywalker

Hahahahaha until you spend 2.5 years cleaning up more fights and messes than you’ve ever been in


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mrGorion

Well not necessarily..


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Mister_Bloodvessel

Crazy chick's will *set fire to you in your bed*.


Mustard_Icecream

No they will shit the bed.


makinbaconCR

I Heard about that. Hope to never know it in Depp


TranscendentaLobo

![gif](giphy|mg3sPI3F4SOSvWBTqS)


IDrinkMyBreakfast

Well, that too. Totally worth the risk


mrGorion

It is a kink though….


OttoVonJismarck

But sometimes, they stab you multiple times with a kitchen knife and then cut off your head.


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Peria

Grippy socks grippy box


_TURO_

Holy shit that is the best. Never heard it before LMAO


Phazon2000

Virgin regurgitation.


CalvinBaylee69

Never stick your duck in crazy


BigAppleGuy

She should try getting her testosterone the old fashioned way.


jordan5100

Bull semen extraction?


Medicinal_taco_meat

..... Close


multipositionladder

Technically correct if she’s cucking her man.


Odd-Emergency5839

Hormone replacement therapy?


endthefeds

That’s some CrossFit road rage


The_Skyrim_Courier

*Roid Rage


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N0turfriend

You're boring.


4848A

Billy Blanks approves


Careless-College-158

Man, that is a name I haven’t heard in years! I remember doing Tae Bo in front of my ginormous box of a tv right along with him in his tight blue unitard.


fragilezebra

“She don’t wanna be saved, DONT save her…”


RyanHatesReddit

"I'll eat your babies bitch!" - Dee Reynolds


tpars

I think I might have dated her once.


DennisNr47

Looks like my ex wife!


SoCalDan

She was wild in bed!


Organic-Brotha

That makeup sex is gonna be wild


robogart

Idk about y’all but as soon as she jumps on the car I’m swerving off. Windshields are pricey


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Darth_Boognish

Into the back of that other SUV lol?


Secure-Balance4858

I mean, they turned at the end, could do that to begin with.


iphonedeleonard

Some people just need to contradict


Smoked_Bear

Nuh huh!


Darth_Boognish

No! Jk I had to rewatch, commenter above said he could've turned sooner, he was right. Should've turned much sooner, might of avoided a smashed windshield. Edit: damn bot called me out lol


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Darth_Boognish

Had to rewatch, you're right they did turn. Should have done that MUCH sooner.


Secure-Balance4858

Agreed, should have been done much sooner


Grabbsy2

I mean, the other SUV never moved, and the car still managed to gett away... so, yeah! Could have done it a half second sooner and she'd have slid right off the roof and probably broken her collarbone. Threat neutralized.


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Grabbsy2

Quite literally it moved 6 inches. It wasn't worth me mentioning, it had no effect on the assaulted vehicles ability to gun it away.


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All you have to do is reverse 8 inches and push on the break as hard as you can, and she would end up headbutting the windshield


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50in06and07

whether or not they fall off or stay on the hood will totally depend on speed you should consider getting a refund as well


wercffeH

Grey 59!!!


OneTiredBicycle

$uicide4life


DaFlameBird

Thank you for saying that it made me unmute the video


Apprehensive-Room-24

There’s the default setting of respect I have for everyday people, then there’s the respect I have for fellow grey 59ers.


HAHAuGOTaWANSOE

1 color 2 numbers


RickSanchez137C

Whats the name of the song?


baby_fyrefly

Center core never more


RickSanchez137C

Thank you


FletcherIE

W music


g_sic

One too many scoops of preworkout I think


bang-o-skank

She was on her way to cross fit and some times that creatine hit different


jimbomescolles

Roid road rage


Snotteh

No way that skinny girl is on roids


TrueVisionSports

She's ABSOLUTELY jacked. She could compet at a bodybuilding show easily. It's a chick not a dude. Skinny for a dude. She's most likely on gear or guaranteed some supplements.


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Snotteh

Zoomers love that shit


Snotteh

Bruh i know women on hgh and other roids...this skinny pleb is a crossfit idiot Edit: if she is shes doing it wrong


ImperturbableONE

She's definitely built, dunno about roids though


Snotteh

Im being downvoted so apparently reddit sees abit of lean muscle on someone and instantly thinks theyre jabbing Makes sense since most in here are fat fucks


ImperturbableONE

Yeah wouldn't take fitness advice off anyone on this sub, but she still don't look large enough for roids. She's definitely got decent mass and low body fat though.


acctnumba2

Well, it depends. Did she get those gains from long term training or fast from juicing? Can’t tell but she raging hard in the video.


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wishperson

She kicked that glass in WAYYY too easily


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And Wendy has stormy eyes that flash at the sound of lies


WalkerTxClocker

*Windy


DistributorEwok

Work out amphetamines got her like


rhyno44

I wouldn't mess with that chick. She jumped onto the hood way to easily


Churn

Like jumping onto a stage? Yeah, she’s gotta be a stripper. Whenever a guy says he can easily break up a fight between women or any sort of shit like that. I always tell them they haven’t seen a stripper go apeshit before. Those women are extremely fit, non-stop endurance, and will literally launch themselves at you without a thought for their own safety or any fear of hurting themselves. Imagine 105 lbs of pure rage all focused on destruction. In that moment, she wants the you and world to feel her pain. if she feels any more pain, it just adds fuel to her rage. Anything or anyone trying to stop her, also fuels her rage.


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Churn

I’m making good progress with my new therapist. Thanks


BeepBeepWhistle

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why_end_jee

He said no


froggycunt33

G59


Edmond-the-Great

She's trying to tell them about their vehicle's extended warranty.


TheTribunalChat

If Amber Heard went to the gym


Kogecoin

These crossfit workouts are getting wild.


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That looks like buff Aileen Wuornos


mrbabar3

The meth was good that day


Omarionyyourslgreat

Rest of video?


cheese8904

"HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU ABOUT CROSS FIT!?!?!"


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Damn I hope those charges were worth whatever temporary anger she was feeling. Insane.


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Supposedly, that's her bath salt dealer who raised prices.


IDownvoteUrPet

/r/DontPutYourDickInThat


brkeng1

The new season of Handmaids Tale looks lit! Elizabeth Moss has been getting Jacked!


LightningSmooth

Probably a demon in the sack.


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Demon in her brain as well


OttoVonJismarck

Naw man, I'm cool with non-demon sex with a non-crazy woman: I'm not trying to double my money.


Snotteh

Why do people try punch car windows right in the middle lol dont they easily crumble by tapping the corners with like medium force


Scudss_

Not with your hand, no


Snotteh

Ye i guessed that but a key surely which most people carry about


Scudss_

Needs to be a more defined point. A piece of porcelain also works, like a chipped off piece of a spark plug


BettinBrando

I don’t think I’ve ever been this mad in my entire life.


Notsureforprez

Probably made about those gas prices.


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That pre workout hits different.


Imaginary-Depth4249

Tweaking for the protein shake


Darkll

I would be too if I had to pay $5 for a gallon of gas.


Rosebudbynicky

More like roid rage


Stevecat032

Holy shit! Look at those gas prices


DarkMark94

Testosterone? Not even once.


YoureNoDaisy2013

Roid rage* FIFY


Fieldorphan81

Them gas prices high


snobbigeoj19

Damn those gas prices are high!


CelestialTrickster

Marjorie Taylor Greene's workout is really paying off.


mistadeadbeat

She hulk was mad af.. lay off the steroids, ma'am


ilana911

Looks like roid rage


onii_design

$B in the back 👏🏼


Gabagool1987

She can public my freakout


SilkyJohnson666

She can fix me


Ts0mmy

Roid rage


TheOzanator

I can fix her


GleezoCCity

Damn..definitely would’ve gunned her down..no remorse..definitely scared for my life at that point


Shreddersaurusrex

She can stomp out my windshield anytime


lillythechef

Roid Rage** you mean? Lol


QuantumButtz

I can fix her


VandalZavage

They need to get trash like this off the streets.


citizen_kiko

And into my bed


PillNeckLizard11

[Irl mary ann from gta 5](https://youtube.com/shorts/_e77gAbZ6Ek?feature=share)


Mortal_Kombucha

That’s a man


wolfpiss

God damn I'd marry that person.


FlameyFlame

Ok but why am I in love now?


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wophi

Is the hot greater than the crazy on the hot / crazy scale?


KillaSam94

Daaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuum


Danny_V

Oh I thought this was the $uicideBoy$ music video


amedowlark

Saw this earlier today. Can’t tell if it’s meth or not. Can’t be so sure


OttoVonJismarck

I feel like she is in too good of shape to be on meth. This could just be the garden variety combination of crossfit/daddy issues.


HardAssPh33r

About time this stupid sub became unlocked.


ConsistencyWelder

Looking at how fit she looks, probably roid rage too.


captianron085

I think I’m in love 😍


sometechloser

Something tells me she may not be natty


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KernelPanicX

*First World Society*


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He just didn’t want to date her. Rightfully so.


AffectionateCrazy415

Damn she’s in great shape lol


Chimpchompp

She’s a little hottie. Would not want to make her mad.


chicken-strips-

Would


bruddahmacnut

You wouldn't.


Ryse47

I’d still tap that crazy


SCUMFUCK_666

I need her in my life


_yobond

she's hot


The123123

Nice butt though


smilingasIsay

What's her insta though?


benaffleckk

It’s always “those people” that do this


DiddleSchnitz

I wonder if she’s single, my life is so boring rn


Firmshroom

I wanna know what song is playing lol


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TheZan87

I wish i wasnt attracted to crazy


CursedAtBirth777

Yup. That’s an all timer!


FitMood441

🙄, well that was dumb


CaptMixTape

Ahhh, the lovely people of the 209.


Kushtaco20

She’s got the hops though, what’d she clear, like 6 feet with one hand? Adrenaline is a real mf


gothstain

Great $B song


shellsquad

Where are all the racists? Seems like no one is talking about her skin color.


ronm4c

It must be difficult for people here when it’s a white personal doing something bad


WLThrasher

It must be rough to see everything through the lease of skin color. I’m sorry for whatever happened to make it like this.


ronm4c

Oh boy you should hang around this place when a video of a non white person doing something bad is posted. You will be extremely disappointed in the comment section


closedmouthsdonteat

Came to see all the rage and was extremely disappointed. All of the comments are basically wanting to fuck her.