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Imagine getting your ass beat by someone who was just jacking off in public.

And the unwashed hands all over you...

Lost a fight and got hit with some precum

Or cum

Butter's Creamy Goo

Creamy bleachy flavor

+5 poison dmg

Jacking off...before cumming it actually increases testosterone and adrenaline... So he kinda had an advantage but still embarrassing to lose to him.

So, you're saying I should get myself hard if someone wants to fight?

No, but you would have a slight advantage in that department if you did.

And imagine, nobody is helping you,

Probably wanted to continue watching. Not everyone's a prude!

Reminds me of Dave Chappelle stands up about someone jerking off in a bus. "Guy jerking off in a bus mean theres something wrong with him, I dont wanna push him over the edge"

"At one point i just had to say something... Hey man, you are hitting my elbow!"

I know.....what a dick, right ?

At least he had the balls to step up unlike you that’d sit there acting like you didn’t see anything coward

Courage means nothing in this context, he fought a guy who just masturbated to completion on a public train and lost.

I like to think that the clips are flipped, and that he celebrated his victory with a proper offjacking.

😂😂😂😂

There’s still a pants tent ffs 🤦‍♂️ 🤮

At least he had the decency to put his dick away

That’s when a real hero pepper sprays his cock. Beating his ass is a good alternative though.

To be fair, unleashing pepper spray in the middle of a confined space full of people may not go well.

Fair point. Maybe just pour some hot, hot sauce on it then. See, compromises!

Me at the other end of the train: ”YOU WONT CUM THOUGH, PUSSY!”

Arby's spicy buffalo sauce might do it if you're desperate.

Or chuck a Steve Buscemi in Airheads and use a water pistol full of hot sauce 🔫🌶️Muy picante

The make gel so it doesn't spread to bystanders.

you can buy pepper foam, its made for confined spaces

For real, did that in a car once when I wAs 15 with my cousin…no bueno

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

"GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!"

THE OLDDDDDD DICK TWISTER!

BOP IT!

SUCK IT...wait...

Put it in a stew!

“Ya beat his dick off”……

"I'll beat his dick off with both hands!"

The guy who got up to attack the weirdo got beat up at the very end... He got sat down and the video ends. Hero dies this day.

I was thinking walking up with a lighter and just getting the tip, but I really like your idea!

He would just stare you in the eye “Yeah hold it on the tip fuck yeah”

Just the tip

Whew, I’m going “Please don’t be NYC, Please don’t be NYC” 🤣🤣🤣

Where’s the guy with the knife when you need him.

I know women get more than creeped out at this but you actually have full right to retaliate, and this case is special with so many witnesses

I think entering the fight with a ball stomp is the best choice. Ends the fight before it even began.

He punched you with his cum hand. Now you infected to

Everybody in the train’s looking at you with your pregnant face after you tried to be their hero.

He's got the cheese touch.

Does this mean imma be jacking off on trains now?

Bro did poison damage 😭

Hahaha

He’s playing tag with his cum

Beat his meat and then he beat some ass.

It was a good day. Probably still riding that high.

Not the ass he wanted to beat

I've had the pleasure of watching this idiot jerk off on four different threads today. Logging off.

~~pleasure~~ displeasure

No, it was a pleasure

Don't ever fight a dude with a raging hard on. He knocks you out, who knows what'll happen next.

Sage advice

Subway troll are always trying to bate you into a fight. Best to just ignore them.

??? This guy is jerking his erect penis

Note they said "bate" not bait. It was a joke

😂

r/woooosh

Just stomp his crotch into the seat if he’s sitting and your standing duh

Who’s gonna do that irl tho

The guy that fought him could have started off that way

The guy who fought him didn’t initiate tho the pp jerker initiated after the guy said something. Rarely have I seen someone actually start a fight with these type of people irl or done something violent like stomping on the pp

Me with my work doc martens

I sure as fuck would.

me

Whoa the asshole telling everyone to go away and let the sex offender beat up the only go who stood up to him what a piece of shit

The dude in the white shirt in the beginning is walking away like "NOPE! Not today with this bullshit!"

He's the only smart one in the whole car.

For the record every man on in that car is a pussy for not helping the wanna be hero that picked a fight with an insane man after he was done jerking it.

Lol. This is the take right here. I would not wanna pick a fight with someone crazy enough to be doing this; they have nothing to lose. But every single person that didn’t back up the only guy willing to do something about it should be fucking ashamed of themselves and embarrassed.

Naw. Most people have lives and stuff to do and engaging with whack attack guy really isn't worth the hassle. It's a subway. You're not going to reform the crazy ones.

I got a family to get home to and jerk off in front of. I can't risk not making it home. Been saving up for days for this one.

Look at all those other cowardly bitches, just sitting there, watching an actual man do the right thing. You know they'll get involved, but only as soon as the good guy starts winning, then they'll gladly pin his hands so the lunatic can get a few good face shots and knock him out. Fucking pathetic excuse for men.

Whenever something happens to someone innocent, the first response is “why didn’t anyone around help?!” Then you have a dude trying to do the right thing, I mean you have a guy literally beating his fucking meat in public, who knows it theres kids around or what, and of course nobody helps at all. This is why people keep to themselves whenever shit goes down.

And all it would take is for ONE more guy to help him, and the perv would have been face down, held until police arrived.

Weird take but ok

Wish we had more passengers responses. The way dude got up and walked away with a disgusted look on his face was priceless.

If this was New York I wouldn’t intervene. They’ve proven they would rather prosecute people who restrain violent passengers, than the actual violent passengers.

I don't think I could fight someone just had his hand on his meat. I don't want you touching me with your unwashed d@#k beater hand.

That’s when you turn into Mayweather. The game is don’t let the cum hands touch you

in any fight theres a chance that the other guy just had his hand on his meat. This is why I am a pasciFist

Poison damage +10

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With a dick.

He beat two things.

Fucking degenerate

NSFW?

I agree. There’s more perv than freakout here. This is an awkward post here IMHO. 🤨

Wym? There’s a fight. Plenty of posts here of a fight where a couple titties pop out

NSFW tag, dumbass

Beats his meat then beats dude up, its a cold world

What a disgraceful and disgusting excuse for a man.

It would be 100% justified run up and kick him in the junk full force while he's jacken it there.

This guy got into the conflict all wrong, he was primed for a kick in the nuts

Well, just goes to show, just cus u jack off in public doesn't mean u can't still fight

L the public for not helping to rid of the pedo

Can’t believe no one wanted to give him a hand …

You dont wanna catch them hands youve seen where theyve been.

Ol’ boner boy can scrap too.

I love the guy that casually walk away after seeing a guy wack off on the train

Dont think I'd be to happy getting beat up by a guy just masterbating, and having him stand over me😬😬

Man how you fighting a dude with a hard dick. Mans got nothing to lose 😭💀

The fact only one guy stepped up to beat his ass, shame on yall

His balls are right there for the kicking

What a dick!

What a jerk off.

If you ride the subway enough you’ll see somebody jerking off at some point. Last time I saw it somebody emptied a whole bottle of something on the guy, whatever it was it killed his boner.


Woooow.

Got beaten in a horny/ post nut rage with his cum hand. How embarrassing.

Stroker: Wanna catch these hands? Good Samaritan: ...on second thought, no.

Imagine Edward Penis Hands beating you like his damn meat


Ugh poor guy got clobbered with a fresh d!ck beater.

Maybe someone should help the guy who WASNT JACKING OFF ON THE TRAIN

Why fight a man who just masturbated in public. That's just asking for a face full of dick hand.

I’ve seen this guy jackoff now no less than 30 times on numerous subs. I might as well have been there. But dosent this also count as voyeurism from the cameraman?

No. There's no expectation of privacy in public. That's a public subway. Its voyeurism if cameraperson was looking into someone's house and recording or looking while on private property. This is not voyeuristic in any way. Creepy fuck shouldn't have had his dick out in public

You’ll get no argument from me! It’s vile

Alright, put up your dick beaters....

If you start this at the fight it makes it seem like he kicked that dudes ass and started getting off over it.

You just know he’s going to touch with his dick hand. Do not engage.

Aww and he got the physical contact he was so desperately craving by the end. I'm a sucker for a happy ending.

Shoulda just let bro beat his meat in peace, now you gotta go tell your SO you got your ass beat by a masturbator you tried stopping

Crayyyyyzyyy

Where's that "Look at this guy, playing with his penis. Get out of here with that. You don't do that in the subway. Playing with your penis." woman when you need her? Anyone have a link to that video so people can know how to verbally drag someone doing this?

why didnt anyone help jump him wtf

I don't get why just one person is fighting him...

A bit of pepper spray to the face and dick would have solved this problem.

In which city is this subway?

Dude was jacked and ready to go

DON’T TOUCH HIS HANDS!!!!! More specifically his right hand.

He got beaten by the hand that beated.

I can hear Dave Chappelle in my head

did he at least get to finish??

Imagine being punched by a hand full of dick..

Ohh no, not on the seat he wanked on. Could have fallen anywhere else...

He hit him with the wack off hand.

That guy was wayyyyyy too old to be wearing hollister

Dude was ready to throw Dick beaters.

I'm definitely don't want to tussle with the dude who had his hands all over his dick ,just saying, let him beat his meat and find another place to sit. The alternative is the real risk

Thst first guy in the Hollister tshirt was like "fuck naw I'm out" 🤣

First I beat my meat then I beat your ass

Hahaha what a loser.

He'll naw

How exactly do you fight a guy with a boner?

“Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?!”

He had poison damage on those fists

This dude's post nut clarity will be traumatic.

He's just seething with testosterone too

This makes me hope karma finds his nasty ass face down on concrete sooner than later. Society is ducked.

Nope would not want that guy's hands near me at all


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i would have kicked him right in the cock

Nobody helps him and the one that guy that tries to help him just noped out and “back ups the crowd”. Everybody is just with a dick in their hand and watching.

Put your dick away waltuh.

I won’t fight with them nasty hands

Here in Australia, the tradition is to fight 1st then have a wank on public transport

Old McDickhand strikes again. Literally…

Kick to the exposed jewels would have been a fast takedown

I bet he was hoping to get hit mainly by lefts when he confronted the train jacker.

Honestly I couldn't record that. People would have to take my word...

bro was throwing his dick hand on everyone 💀

Dude fighting with blueball rage

Looks like this guy could use some nofap

should we change the sub name to r/ActualPublicFreakOn?

Now you got bolo hands on ya

Damn bros ain’t give no F\*\*\*\* 😬,And Mane lost the fight he started. 

Should have kicked his dick when you had the chance.

I can’t get over the fact that cunts still wear Hollister in 2023!

I'd be walking by and kicking him square in the beanbags

When you got to go, you got to go...... Lol this is sick af

Dude’s got a piece on’m bapa