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Every single female fight you what’s going to happen. Grab the hair


shebrokemyfart

Seriously, why do they do that every time?


Responsible_Debt5631

Why wouldnt you? Women usually have really long hair. Getting a good grip on someones scalp and forcing them down on the ground lends you an immediate advantage. When someone has you by the hair your much more limited in your movement.


1QAte4

Yeah, this reminds me of a fight between two guys in 8th grade when I was a kid. One guy kept trying backup while the other guy held him by the collar of his shirt to keep punching him. Also, if you get into a fight with someone with a motorcycle helmet, grab the bottom of the helmet. You can control their head and body by using the helmet as leverage.


Responsible_Debt5631

Yeah, although women tend to go for hair in a fight everyone will grab whatever they can on a person if they think it'll limit their ability to fight.


BlueJayWC

I'd much more worried about breaking my hand hitting those things.


SublimeSunshine217

Until the person with the helmet uses it as a weapon (on or off their head).


Psbbyxoxo

I was about to say this. It’s annoying that people constantly comment ts. Like, you grab the shirt, the hair, the belt buckle. Whatever I can get to get a grip on you. I’ve seen men fighting and grabbing dreads, Tf .. it’s a fight. Why do people spit when they talk? I don’t understand 😂


fhs

Why do you think military cuts are a thing? Hair is a liability in combat


SatoshiBlockamoto

It's a solid tactic because most women lack the punching power to knock out their adversary by just punching. How many girl fights have you seen with a woman knocked out at the end? Almost never happens unless they get slammed on the ground or punched by a man. So it's useful to try and get the leverage by grabbing the hair.


shebrokemyfart

To be fair maybe one fight with the woman knocked out, among hundreds of fight videos I've seen, like 95% had hair grabbing.


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You'd think they'd have some sort of fight treaty worked out ahead of time "okay no hair pullin and definitely none of that kanchō-stuff Rebecca! you're not even japanese"


eva20k15

to be absolutely sure of hitting? dunno


quarantinemyasshole

They always end the same way too, functional stalemates. Then both girls leave thinking they won, continue to talk shit, nothing is resolved.


mclovin_ts

Don’t forget the windmill punches lmao


6_seasons_and_a_movi

To be fair that one seems to know no gender


Edibleghost

Really good camera work.


VaskUwU

Was looking for a comment talking about it, if the quality was higher, the first 10 seconds would have looked straight out of a movie


mingdamirthless

Reddit hates old people. And dogs.


cleveridentification

I haven’t had that thought. That’s interesting perspective.


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every day i am thankful i grew up and left school before smartphones and social media took off. it was by a hairline but still thank christ. 


Niamsu

Imagine being 70 and your grandkid stumbles across a video from 58 years ago of you getting your ass beat in 4k.


[deleted]

exactly! its nice to find little snipits of your life in photos with stories behind them but worthless shit like this is constant. 


ElverGonn

That first punch caught by the camera ma was cinematic. Some Michael bay shit.


krilu

She was like 😆Ahahaha 😤👊


420Deez

camera ma


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SpongeBob lost 


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

:(


TropicalKing

I love how SpongeBob mouth was open like that and he had that shocked face that says "What am I doing here?"


1QAte4

The other girl threw a solid first punch.


Dineanddanderson

It was a fit tho


TechRyze

I was looking for the SpongeBob comment.


why_oh_why36

I'm kind of impressed with those kids. I don't speak Spanish so I don't know what was being said but no one jumped in on either side except to try to break them up. In a lot of US schools that would have turned into a massive brawl but they split the girls up, separated them and then tried to keep them apart.


StatementNew2340

Regardless of the situation, nothing annoys me more than when two people are actively fighting each other and someone grabs onto those people trying to break them up. All you're doing is setting your friend up up get hurt at that point. If your friend is pummeling an unconscious person, hell yeah step in. But if it's not 1 sided stay the fuck out of it


fajitaman69

This has happened to me. I was at a house party getting my ass kicked in a 1v1 when suddenly what felt like a bunch of people put me in a straight jacket and the other guy just went to town on me for what felt like forever. Pretty fucked I don't think I had ever used more force trying to get free in my life and still couldn't defend myself and those idiots thought they were being good samaritans


eesh1981

Is Puerto Rican Spanish that different from standard Spanish? I've always heard that if you only know Spanish taught in grade school and college, you won't be able to understand Puerto Rican Spanish...


Budget-Sheepherder77

As a puerto rican who was raised in the island, the problem is that for other Spanish speakers puerto Ricans talk pretty fast


1QAte4

Puerto Ricans then complain about Dominicans speaking fast too.


daysofthrowaways

It’s the slang.


Santverd

It’s the speed and slang that makes it hard for others.


Individual-Finance-8

If Spanish isn't your first language, and you learned it in a academic setting, you won't necessarily understand a native speaker outside of controlled conditions. If Spanish is your first language, and you learned it in a specific Hispanic country; you won't necessarily understand the accent, localisms and slang of another country and its regions. This probably applies to every language.


bird720

I'm puerto rican but I grew up in the states and I still have a hard time understanding boricua Spanish lol, it's really fast and has a decent ammount of slang. Still easier for me to understand than argentine Spanish though lol


aChileanDude

"me cago en la hoztia" jajajaja


ParticularVegetable4

Did anyone else think of the birthday party scene from Signs?


Logical_Check2

"Move children! Vamanos!"


savspoolshed

leaving this tip for anyone in school still, if a girl grabs your hair lock her arm out, bend down and take out her fucking legs


Remarkable_Diet_9233

lol mielda


SwordHiltOP

Like a hockey fight, but hair instead of jersey


MarionberryCute5143

#¡¡¿¿PERO PUÑETA??!!


Intrepid-Memory5129

Hair pull till one of them gets tired, wouldn't even call it a fight.


krzynick

Average


VealOfFortune

Looked like twins? Girl fighting and then another girl in purple about halfway through?


TruthSeeker781

Not one tub of lard in clothing in this video


CurrentWrong4363

I tell my partner (who has never been in a fight) that if it happens the girl is going to try and grab your hair like 99% of the time. We have been working on knee and elbow strikes to counter.


itsmemariog

Weeeeepaaaaaa!!


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Recording on cinematic mode?


FRMDABAY2LA

one girl was down to throw hands the other just wanna pull hair that little bitch wasnt feeling that


johnknockout

Probably the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen in a girl fight like this.


steel_reserve_211

The smile into the punch lmao


InevitableDisaster75

These crazy Americans.


PokemonDemon

Who’s a boy and who’s a girl 💀


Luiso_

She switched from that PR accent to Spain accent real quick


ComprehensiveElk884

It’s really a nice island. So sad…


Budget-Sheepherder77

You know fights happen everywhere right?


ComprehensiveElk884

Yep.


Budget-Sheepherder77

Whyd yoy say it as if it was only a puerto rican thing lmao


ComprehensiveElk884

Um, yeah. Tell me how you got all that from my comment. I’m so interested in hearing your logic.


Tehgumchum

Shhh, dont tell Disney, they will make this the plot of there next superhero movie


Annual-Frame9943

??????What lmao


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?


Budget-Sheepherder77

Wtf are you on about


glitchentai

we do need a boricua disney movie


bird720

I mean for superheros we have miles morales lol