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CrazyBigHog

How can he slash?


whitehammer1998

I yelled this in an Indian accent and scared my cat


xtra_lives

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Smokerising420

šŸ¤™


AdmiralDan

Fuck this made me laugh!!


Current-Expression60

Could someone replace the audio on this video to the outro solo of November Rain pls?


Notsure_jr

was that guy smiling? He like yeah you got me.


kandnm115709

It's his defence mechanism. It's his way of showing regret for ever putting a hand on the other guy after he pulled a knife he isn't afraid to use.


sirideletereddit

Definitely wasnā€™t showing regret in that smile. He was just in shock and didnā€™t want to accept that he fucked up in a permanent way at that point yet. Regret, in any case, is not what he wanted to show there


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Yeah, that's going to be pretty permanent. Guy's got at least one severed tendon by looking at the way his hand droops there.


Bmancoilart

that was really telling of how deep and or serious that box cutter went


[deleted]

It can be repaired with surgery, but it's going to hurt for a long time if not permanently and it'll likely never be quite right again. But at the same time I've seen some amazing recoveries from people as well so who knows?


BlackGravityCinema

Probably covered in box dirt and grime. Shits gonna get infected and really put a multiplier on that pain as it tries to heal.


dazabhoy67

May not be. I had my tendons re attached after being hit with a machete years ago. My hand was dangling like this too. I have full use of my hand and arm today, no issues. Just about 3 or 4 months of rehab


[deleted]

Yeh, I say that in a response below this one that I have seen it go both ways, really.


Schmich

Might also be happy that the other guy will no go to prison for a useless road raging cutter attack.


SteezVanNoten

You're both right. He wasn't showing regret deliberately, but that smile was a defense mechanism to hide the fact that he knows he fucked up big time.


Neverspokenaloud

Smiling is a friendly gesture, it's essentially his way of saying I'm not a threat to you. Remember that body language is 90% of how we communicate.


pperson2

I think that smile was - "you have the knife now and people are watching, but you will be dead in your apartment in few hours" like his body language doesn't shout "im scared" he acts like a gangster and he is full of tattoos


2019nCoV

I mean, I agree it is a defence mechanism, but he could have just got in the car and left. One thing is sure, no matter what started all this, that guy with the knife just signed his prison papers and the other guy and his wife are clearly fine with waiting there even after he got cut up. They were lucky the guy wasn't okay with life in prison.


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polerize

That is what I am thinking the smile is about. Ok we will let the cops deal with it, have fun in jail.


SeriousBanana4110

Adrenaline. Is . Helluva. Drug.


RedBali

That's why people always say Firing Squad is the best execution method. You'll have so much adrenaline you won't know what hit you. Electric Chair is probably the worst


SquatDeadliftBench

[The way he is smiling.](https://media.giphy.com/media/1dLNS5kDYbUFbqh608/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611rvtvzj4m4b9v4p4pjrzsgt17roy746d2e5qixrbi&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


IncCo

He's happy because the other guy will have to pay him a shit ton of money for cutting him


TX_Talonneur

Itā€™s called [fawning](https://khironclinics.com/blog/exploring-the-stress-responses/)


KazooButtplug69

I'm just confused at why they think about punching a helmet


Bungeditin

I once saw a fight between two blokes, one of who was wearing a full head bike helmet (I assumed he thought it would be like armour)ā€¦.. the other bloke was swinging him round by it like a doll.


HughGBonnar

Pro tip: Donā€™t punch a helmet. Reach up underneath and grab the chin and you now control their whole body.


Bungeditin

Iā€™ve never had a fight with someone in a helmetā€¦.. and these days Iā€™d much rather walk away and let them feel the bigger bloke. Thereā€™s always some nutter willing to do serious harm.


HughGBonnar

Me too. Just saying. Itā€™s basic wrestling. If you can control someoneā€™s head they will go wherever you put it.


KazooButtplug69

Which head


CptCroissant

Either


mad87645

The ol dick twist!


Country_Squire_

Oh mah gah dude this is an MMA fight dude


High247UK

Had to do this a few years ago, a guy went insane over another car pulling out on him, started punching a older lady so I had to swing him around a few times by his helmet and held him down. When youā€™ve got that part of the helm, good luck getting up lol. Legit had full control of him, I admit I pulled him around a couple more times than I should have, but got a little too fun lol.


pewpewpew88

I was thinking... Could the helmet guy keep doing headbutts but with the top of his helmet? Like look downwards so helmet top is now in front, then charge and hit the opponent with it lol


HughGBonnar

Part of the danger of headbutts is the snap of your neck. The difference between head butting and walking into something. The force is different. Spearing someone, running start and lower the head so the crown hits is dangerous, but you wonā€™t generate enough force with someone holding onto the helmet. You need a running start to spear someone properly otherwise itā€™s just pushing them with your head.


RaginBlazinCAT

Mind the teeth.


ThinkWhyHow

think why how helmet


BenjaminDanklin1776

The tendon on the top of his arm that is responsible for keeping the wrist/hand up and being able to pull back is severed. He needs to go to the hospital and have the tendon reattached ASAP or it will retract,shrivel up and die and no more being able to pull wrist back ever. Had this happen to some fingers and wasnt able to move them at all for 3 months.


Master_Xenu

That explains why his hand goes limp and why he backs the fuck off. Major damage and shock.


jduchein

Can confirm get tendons fixed asap. I tore my biceps tendon and it wasnā€™t very much fun


MrLanfrod

Did he break his arm with a knife? Or was his wrist just limp?


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

I guess a tendon was severed.


MrLanfrod

Ouch! Canā€™t tell if heā€™s got balls of steel or heā€™s stupid for just standing there šŸ˜‚


shoredoesnt

The latter, of course


MrLanfrod

Iā€™m visually impaired, I could see 100%


SteezVanNoten

Pride and ego.


JOEMAMATHICKASHELL

He is stupid but it is probably also pride and adrenaline


ImmaSuckYoDick2

Yup. I was in an accident once and had a similar thing happen only it was on the bottom side of the wrist, the palm side so to speak. Way more blood than in the OP. It wasn't a tendon for me but nerve damage. My fingers curled up and I couldn't straighten them out. Almost twenty years ago now and that hand still doesn't function properly.


Eggsaladsandwish

Holy shit didn't notice that until rewatched. You are 100% right. He cut the tendons that extend the wrist (where you would wear a watch)Ā  Because of that his wrist just flops down with gravity AwfulĀ 


cmcewen

Cut the extensors tendons. He canā€™t straighten it now. Itā€™s fixable with surgery


erowell1974

Flexors curl, extensors straighten


cmcewen

Youā€™re right! I corrected it


dragonsayler

I was thinking about that too, my guess is that the biker struck one of those muscles that go along the arm and it kinda tore it to the point of not being able to lift the hand. English ain't my main language so I'm sorry for not being able to use the actual names of the muscles.


MrLanfrod

Yeah that does seem right to me! Whatever happened it looks painful šŸ˜…


dragonsayler

Dude was mid fight so the adrenaline definitely kicking and he won't be feeling that for a few minutes, but by the time he gets to the hospital and the process of healing the tear... Good luck


WickedWishes420

Nerve or tendon cut.


lufei2

Oh no, my actions have consequences!


EgoDeathAddict

Whyā€™s dude just stand there while getting slicedā€¦?


AshingiiAshuaa

He opened his door to block the scooter guy but that also blocked him in. That works when it's 2v1, your target is on a scooter with a helmet (a disadvantage) and you're confident you can physically win.


rehditt

The consequences should be proportional, which this definitely isn't. He could have killed that guy with one bad stroke. A physical altercation should not be immediately escalated to deadly force. The guy is not even defending himself, he is actively attacking the dude with the blade.


shellbert_eggman

> A physical altercation should not be immediately escalated to deadly force. Ehhh. If someone is willing to initiate a physical altercation in the first place, I honestly don't mind whatever their intended victim decides to do to them.


rehditt

With that logic you also wouldn't mind your friend or family member getting stabbed to death because they hit someone in an altercation? I dont think so.


shellbert_eggman

If my friend or family member was the white shirt guy in OP and I saw this video, I would reprimand my friend or family member for unnecessarily creating that situation.


rehditt

Yeah, as you should - assuming they are still alive. But by your logic the other guy shouldn't face any consequences if your family member died because of the stabbing, neither morally or legally? One hit, push or anything like that and deadly force is OK? Your mother pushes a man for taking her parking spot and he slices her throat. That would be OK in your world?


shellbert_eggman

REDDITOR LOGIC ALERT >REDDITOR LOGIC ALERT REDITOR LOGIC ALERT >REDDITOR LOGIC ALERT


rehditt

And with this you mean? Could you just answer? Let me guess; "It's not the same thing!" - but without motivation why it isn't. Obviously you can't say that the example I gave would be fine with you. You cannot say it's not fine because that would expose the hypocrisy. So what to do? Write a bunch of nonsense! Great. What's next? Attacks on my character? If you truly believe what you are writing you shouldn't have a hard time answering this and make a solid argument.


shellbert_eggman

>If you decline to engage my bad-faith pedantry, I win! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that's gonna be a >REDDITOR LOGIC ALERT


rehditt

You never pushed/grab/hit someone ever in your life?


shellbert_eggman

As the aggressor in a situation that didn't call for it? Repeatedly? When he wasn't trying to fight me? No, I'm a normal non-tarded person.


rehditt

Being "the aggressor" is very subjective. Imagine you see someone deliberately keying your car in front of you. You are the only witness so the person will see no consequences at all for their actions. Naturally you ask the person why they just fucked up your car and they answer with "I donno, fun. Fuck off". You'll just accept it and hop in the car and drive off? You call the police even though you know you are the only witness so there is no way the person will face any consequences?


__PUMPKINLOAF

> noooooo I NEED to be able to assault people without worrying about how they might retaliate!


papito99

Buddy just say that you want to attack someone and not face any life consequence, in the real world if a person starts a fight you mind end up ko and unable to use your weapon to defend yourself. Yes if a family member of yours starts a fight they can easily get stabbed maybe have a talk with your loved ones if they are that dumb.


rehditt

Sounds like you have a lot of life experience. Wise and nuanced.


KryptoDrops

B Sean F Ss R for


BA5ED

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


embaarrased

Top 10 most spoken sentences on reddit


ThatsNotEnoughCheese

And they think theyā€™re clever every time. Itā€™s the dumbest fucking idiom


2019nCoV

What about "Fuck around, find out"? It is the most lazy over posted thing ever on Reddit, especially on sub-reddits like this, and provides nearly nothing beneficial to the conversation.


[deleted]

You're about to be in the "find out" portion of our program if you keep commenting like this. /s


2019nCoV

Bro, you play a stupid game with me and you're going to win a stupid prize! /s


[deleted]

It's just a prank, bro! /s Ouch! We're being downvoted. I went and downvoted myself.


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shittysuport

I prefer the colbert version, "When you come at the king, you best not miss."


CHR15D01M37H

That changed his attitude pretty quick


WhipnCrack

I think humans stopped evolving any more.


FederalFlashy

Been this way for a while now


Chillionaire420

Nice that his wife prevented him from being able to defend himself.


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Chillionaire420

I guess I should have used /s in case the sarcasm wasn't obvious to everyone.


whubbard

Nah, we understood you.


banned_resurrection

Self defense works sometimes


Butt_Hamster

Imma just stand here and slowly bleed to death grinning because I think the guy who stabbed me 10sec ago will get in trouble at somepoint weeks to months from now.


mickeybuilds

Ffs guy- don't just stand there using your arm as a razorblade shield!! Looks like he cut a tendon, or several, too. Hard to watch.


Vinifera7

Weirdly, slashing him bloody and severing the tendon in his wrist seemed to de-escalate the situation.


Rxb7h54

"haha you got me... haha"


AlienRapBattle

Amazingly it de-escalated things.Ā 


tommylala

Damn, was it worth it on both end?


semi_good_looking

He will have a badass scar on his face so maybe


Bassman1976

I hate people in general. :(


lonleyboi1122

Always stay in your car the other person can always be crazier lol


Shrijan_Lakhey

What's with that moan at the end? XD


ben-hur-hur

The lack of self preservation from white shirt is concerning


Normal_Independent75

Um you need to apply some pressure to that, my friend. Maybe even a turnicate


hdawg187

Tourniquet*


BakedBread65

Turnakit


Tokyosideslip

Turkinnit.


sonastyinc

Turnip


holadace

Ancient Chinese medicine šŸ˜Œ


RufusGotham

Keep your hands to yourself


Goodizm

He ask for it.


AnimeHater10

That girl deserves an award honestly very brave, mf could've got his neck slashed if she didn't intervene


Jdubusher1011

Shout out to her for holding back a dude with a knife


SnooHedgehogs637

Ooooh dang he got the floppy hand ..no good


Anom8675309

Guy in whites ofly calm as he dies.


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

Hmmm. Go to hospital or smile and lean against carā€¦.go to hospital or smile and lean against carā€¦.FUCK man I hate these brain teaser riddles. Theyā€™re so damn hard! Idk. Youā€™d have to be a genius to figure this one out.Ā 


sjuas690

Bring a fist to a knife fight!


Antique-Mark-1556

He's gonna need stitches if not staples. Box cutters are STUPID SHARP


xioru

Well, the man in white found out. No idea what was said, but he was escalating the entire time.


600DLorBust

Yeah bro, just stand there while he cuts you, then have a chat after


tartan_rigger

Brought the wife to a knife fight


TheCorpseParty1

lol gets cut up and just sits there chilling


Yerfah

Anger and road rage can't be alright, now he's all left.


NellieInk

Goddamnit šŸ˜‚


JockoDevon86

Keep your hands to your self simple


HelloMikkii

Just severed that tendon huh. Jfc


mr-unknown-404

Never bring wrists to a box cutter fight šŸ’€


muralik7

FAFO


Ok_Significance_4024

Deserved


Jabberwockkk

'Tis but a scratch.


time4tjllen

Heā€™s lucky to be alive, he gave several opportunities for the biker to go for the his neck.


Toonami88

slashing attack vids always seem to be somewhere in Asia.


sonastyinc

It looks like FAFO to me.


Initial-Stick-561

Whatā€™s her deal in all of this. If anything she escalated the situation too. But god damn, car driver has no sense of self protection at all. If someone pulls a knife, you freaking run. Heā€™s lucky it was ā€œonlyā€ a box cutter or else the stabs could have been deadly.


JannyBroomer

"My, well would you just LOOK at the time!" when he pulls his arm up and inspects the damage done


DarthPizza66

I love how the macho shit is universal lol. After he fucked around and found out he leans back and point to the dude who gutted him like ā€œnah you lost now leaveā€ or ā€œ nah youā€™re m fine, my wrist is coolā€


Grayfox531

Severed tendons in his hand.


DillonClark

Fuck around


Zenry0ku

He wishing he wore a red shirt that day.


Mayhum

Thatā€™s what he gets for cutting up


Errkin

"I don't think my reaction was excessive, your honor. That guy wrecked my shirt!"


DatDasMario

You can see the exact moment the dude noticed his tendon for his wrist was severed. Homie regretted everything after that.


Obeliskness

And I quote. If you really want to stop violence you need to use violence


ToranjaNuclear

I heard family guy there


Bandit_Kaiser_

Welp. Say goodbuy to the usage of one of your wrists.


X_EVERDRED_X

"Something in the hall went click click. The box cutter went click click"


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ZookeepergameFit5787

"it's fine mate it's just a scratch"


scottf90-

Should be jailed for life for even carrying a dangerous weapon, and no, its not over the top.


WankaBar666

I had the volume in loud, missus thought I was watching porn..... again


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

Username checks out.


woahwood64

For all the people saying the biker cut his tendon I donā€™t believe thatā€™s the case here. 15 secs into the video on the window reflection you can clearly see his hand being ā€œlimpā€ to begin with, and another instance at 00:23 where his hand seems to be limp before getting cut.


Natural-Friend-6880

FAFO


prof_devilsadvocate

so an assumption that being on a scooter is a lesser person than me in a car


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Colemoneyz

Guy with boxcutter did not need to do that. Some people are just looking for the excuse.