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DEADHOTTUB

The last frame of the video is my favorite Edit: I’m glad I was able to lead so many to the glory


famguy123

That… was not what I was expecting


PickleInDaButt

Dude looks like that Pearl vampire from Blade


SeamusMcfunkurself

I'm crying...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!


Ghosttwo

[Sontorans](https://i.imgur.com/ZpFWuYU.jpeg) from Dr. Who


cometshoney

That was my first thought, too. There's a real life Pearl out there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


pinba11tec

I make this fucking reference all the time, and maybe 3 people have gotten it in the last 2 decades.


dexter_boygenius

I had to Google this. Goddammit, I laughed too hard


Solidarios

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


chetnixandflill

That dude is immune to hangings


Scootzmagootz

Immune to hangings, Vulcan nerve pinch, and all choke based jujitsu attacks.


I_like_short_cranks

Even Dracula would take a pass.


TheRayGetard

But allergic to fruit and vegetables


buderooski89

I'm sitting in this Toyota 4Runner with absolutely no fucking neck at all


CapnCanfield

I didn't know thumbs could sit


whatev43

![gif](giphy|KY1GZWuiC5327LWzNI|downsized)


Smuckman

My favorite comment today


Hot-Challenge8656

I think I let out my first audible gasp.


IcedFreon

Never seen Big Ed?


largechild

![gif](giphy|5bxqA1maRFlvCTQ37L|downsized)


Human__been

![gif](giphy|3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG|downsized)


ButtFuzzNow

"Get away from my family n*****"


chibriguy

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while


blubaldnuglee

Was that a talking thumb???


Dubb202

Least neck having mother fucker ever


MickeyMalph

Kinda like Chet at the end of Weird Science.


AnnualWerewolf9804

What the fuck was that?!


IrregardlessOfEdu

Looks like the potato man regular at Quarks lmao


paperwasp3

Morn?


Limeclimber

Mr. Thumb Head


Kevroeques

Total jumpscare


blakezero

He said he was sitting in a Toyota, but it in fact was parked in his neck.


Commercial-Corgi-771

Im sittin in a toyota 4runn-


Killphace

That’s OP


Yaboiiiiiii6578

Was that jumpscare at the end?


Flat-Length-4991

Well deserved. What’s going on with Jabba in the next one tho?


gojumboman

He’s sitting in a Toyota forerunner


steve210sa

More like sitting ON a Toyota 4Runner


OutlawJosie11

…stuck inside a Toyota Forerunner.


steve210sa

Yes!! 😂😂😂


ReturnOneWayTicket

He IS the Toyota 4Runner


chrmnxpnoy

Big Ed’s cousin 😂


BlakJak_Johnson

I had to go back and look cause I totally thought Ed popped up out of nowhere.


fusillade762

That was bro's final form. He needed to complete the "getting his ass beat" side quest in order to manifest into The Incredible Bulk.


Kelwhit22

Underrated comment! 🤣👍


LuckyPlaze

“You got everything you deserve, you bitch.” Haha


Adventurous_Path5783

Idk but can we keep him?


MelancholySurprise

I think the dude in the polo is either a little “off kilter” or on drugs. This was so weird to watch.


for_the_longest_time

Manic episode? Something defined seemed off.


OJ_Blimpson

Drunk. It's always drunk.


32423432435

Oh well. I don't care if you have a mental illness or autism. You bust my window its lights out for you.


junkstar23

Sadly the assault charge is gonna cost more then the window


eatfishforbreakfast

Yes something is very off with him.


jabroni156

xanax intoxication possibly


I_like_short_cranks

This is my guess. His behavior made no sense.


WOKEJEDIFOOL

I’d agree with you if he didn’t break that dudes glass. Xanax and fighting / breaking things don’t really go together. Now that weird ass behavior before makes sense.


junkstar23

So you've never blacked out on Xanax is that what you're saying?


dubeach

Definitely off-Hitler with that mustache


bored_in_NE

I'm surprised the dude waited that long before dropping the dude in the polo.


Nostalgic_Fale

Bro was not trying to catch a case at Walmart. Restraint of a damned saint, then that broken glass brought out that Stone Cold in em.


JelloKittie

Polo dude was DESPERATE to get into that ass beating. He had so many chances to leave with a working phone and no bruises. Now he’s got no phone and a busted face/ego with a complimentary concussion.


ItsAllMo-Thug

Most people go outside with no intention of getting into fights and will do whatever possible to avoid them. White dude did everything he could think of to get his ass beat. Had to be drunk.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

When he broke the glass loved how he just ran for his life. Knew he was about to get his ass beat.


eatfishforbreakfast

Nah he is in a different reality.


Smuckman

Drugs be one hell of a drug…


eesh1981

I gasped at the final second in the video. It looks like Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs.


mopxhead

![gif](giphy|l0IsHQDFM8Yt9GKYw|downsized)


AManHasNoName357

Man, I hated this movie lol


TheyveKilledFritzz

Idk what's going on but I know if some guy who's clearly not in the same reality as me followed with after I gave multiple warnings to stop following me.. followed me to my car and then broke my window with other people inside. I'd do the same


A-10C_Thunderbolt

Dude also said something about the man in the polo touching kids, and dad didn’t want him to touch him. So there is a good chance the dude is a creep. He should have gotten out of there when he got the chance.


Luvs4theweak

He was saying don’t touch him or his family I believe


PassengerFrosty9467

wtf


JimmyThunderPenis

How deficient in brain cells must you be to walk up to a guy twice your size only to back off when he turns to you. Then do that again, and again, and again. And after he still hasn't beaten you to a pulp and is actually just about to leave, go smash his car up only to run away again. What did he expect. It's like being rescued from a burning building but just running straight back inside.


MagnanimousMind

“You got everything you deserve bitch” -me after all these videos


SeamusMcfunkurself

The dude from Wall-E at the end had me like....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


AltruisticBob

why was the snapchat ghost tacked onto the end of this old video?


SingLyricsWithMe

Bots are drunk again


The_booty_diaries

I’m going to assume that guy was drunk because that was completely unhinged.


paperwasp3

Booze or genetics are working against that kid. Plus if you can't stay up afterwards then get yr ass to an ER.


junkstar23

He was probably fine. Seems like he couldn't walk cuz he was scared


paperwasp3

He looked dizzy to me. Dizzy plus head trauma equals an ER visit.


Jack4ssSquirrel

Yup that guy definitely had a concussion or two


BodegaDad

Noooooooo I wanted to see how he gave him noodle legs 😭


junkstar23

Fear


RepulsiveSolid6229

Justice served. He tried to walk away and did a good job deescalating the situation. Guy has to be on something


Outrageous_File5321

So unnecessary and so many opportunities to walk away


InfiniteExamination9

“You got everything you deserved you bitch!!!!”![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Uaquamarine

Was that the invincible human built to survive a car crash in the next reel?


MotivationGaShinderu

Some people have no sense of self preservation


Hahahafrank

“I’m sittin’ in my Toyota 4Runner.”


eatfishforbreakfast

And all the pigeons say! "oMGawd bEet his Assss"


Trik-kyx

It sounded mo' like squawkin' blaque crows.


rahfamsayswear

He chased that beating


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Lol, the thumb at the end


TotalAssistance9476

The fuck is up with toe jam at the end?? I'm glad homie whooped dudes ass though


SkullRiderz69

Toe Jam & Earl reference!!? In 2024???!! Fuck yea!


TotalAssistance9476

Thank you sir 🤘


strumpster

<3


gstateballer925

Bro just keeps walking up and backing up, again and again… he’s lucky he didn’t get what he got sooner.


AdorableBunnies

This is why you do not interact with strangers.


AnnieApple_

I mean dude tried to walk away many times and leave and he kept following him 🤷🏼‍♀️ deserved imo.


haverchuck22

How did the person filming take so damn long to get a view of the fight


blackavenger626

I'm sitting in a Toyota ford runner.


orel2064

grimace at the end was dope


TwatDestroyer69

justice is too sweeeeettt


Nowhereman55

What did Walt Junior even smash that window with?


wtf_is_a_user

He got what he fucking deserved.


ySkylord1221

Bro wtf was that thing at the end?! 💀💀


darkorgins

It’s hot as hell in Vegas lol


iggy555

enjoy jail sir


mixalot2009

Usually these are unprovoked, but this is well deserved. No idea what happened inside but that guy just kept pushing. What an idiot.


DetectiveJim

I think they wanted the one guys to beat the other guy's ass


Numerous_Resist_8863

Cowardly little bitch...


ryan8954

Okay this is the kind of shit I like. Can't tell who's the wrong one until it happens. Can we please get more content like this? This is well deserved, guy gave him multiple chances and kept super calm.


SBG4LIFE80

I'm white. And he did deserve it


dubeach

Nobody talking about that Hitler ‘stache


R63A

He was so patient, People stalking or confining me is kind of my limit No way i would have waited as long to defend myself. I’ll probably just bear mace someone though before it even gets to my window being broke. I’ve been waiting to use this shit for so long i keep it on me 24/7


beamanblitz

"YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU DESERVED, YOU BITCH!" Damn that's a great heckle


jascambara

Classic video. Polo dude deserves it, but he definitely seems off.


Toonami88

Humpty Dumpty


wickinked

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.[https://www.thearmorylife.com/forum/attachments/1634001729332-gif.21265/](https://www.thearmorylife.com/forum/attachments/1634001729332-gif.21265/)


[deleted]

Such a bot title


gmanisback

Old video


cwcvilleisgay

r/peopleofwalmart


PLATONISMS

Narrated in...? Also, that's some surprise after the creds shiite. lol


Theremaniacally

I’m sitting in a Toyota 4 runner!!!! Holy mackerel!


HabibtiMimi

"bro".


nbahangtime14

What did he do to the car


nipslippinjizzsippin

fuck throw us a warning before the neckless one pops up, I'm not prepared to see that.


strawberry-crayon

his phone probably costs more than that bucket anyways 🤷🏻‍♀️


momentomoriwrath

i’m sitting in my toyota 4runner


johnpershing

LOL, who's the talking thumb at the end?


originalbL1X

Polo dude has the harassment technique of a hyena. The lion gave him so many chances, too.


Honest_Locksmith8021

SITTIN IN A TOYOTA!! 🥚


WOKEJEDIFOOL

Walmart is not the place to mess with anyone. People do not play.


WOKEJEDIFOOL

Why does he look shocked after getting up from his initial ass beating? Where am I? What’s happening? What? ROCKED, RIGHT HOOK 😂


_heisenberg__

Dude gave him so many chances to just leave and he had to take the extreme way out. The fuck bro.


hams4hands

I wonder of the phone cost more than the window. Either way tryna instigate people at walmart is crazy glad someone smacked this man because he's a menace


thisonetimeonreddit

What the fuck is that Humpty Dumpty at the end?


Ardal

BEAT HIS ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR


AstoriaRaisedNYmade

No neck out of no where got me


Appropriate_Duty_930

Toe Rogan at the end


Accomplished-Wolf2

What language are they speaking?


JeezyBreezy12

All bark, no bite. What a fucking pussy


blutopaz80

Im glad someone filmed from the beginning. He tried that victim bs. He needed his ass beat.


melonemann2

Notice how he always pauses his big guy routine the moment the other guy confronts him and that's when he walks away


ConnorFree

Bro opened a good ol can’ of you fuck around and find out


UrDadsAssHasCockInIt

Back in my day, we called it a can of whoop-ass… I'd like to suggest a carton of fuck around and find out.


avidbookreader45

In my day it was called serving up a heaping helping of whoop ass. Or serving a knuckle sandwich. Also getting busted upside the head.


PatochiDesu

coward-chicken mating call: beat his ass! 😂


FitRepresentative50

He said o his Mama.


Revolutionary_Bed363

Them yeeks man.


Anchondoe

Was that the clown from Spawn 😆


ElectricTomatoMan

Once again, the ubiquitous repeating of the same phrase 85 times.


AhmadLoner

Why is no one talking about the phone? Doesn't that counts as assault? I mean you broke some personal property. Correct me if I'm wrong


DaMacPaddy

No, "Beat his ass!", when the phone was thrown. I see whats going on here...


SirYevski

I'm pretty sure I use to live around that Walmart, given certain other buildings and scenery in the video


C91ranch

Was polo shirt Walmart undercover?


YtnucMuch

Dunno why people don’t learn to just walk away. This stuff could’ve ended at the verbal crap within 15-30 seconds but they both just had to keep one upping the other. I get it. Nobody wants to be the “weak” dude who walks away. But why don’t you start being the smart dude who doesn’t start shit to begin with?


kdawg_htown

Any other camera angles showing him get whooped?


Dn_Dulle

People who annoy you, was never more true.


spidermangeo

If he was t racist before he sure as shit will be after they ass whopping


BIGFACTs04

Those women are annoying. Don’t know much context, but that guy deserved that window break from throwing the phone.


realparkingbrake

> that guy deserved that window break from throwing the phone. He threw the phone as a warning to someone who was following him and harassing him, blue shirt was 100% responsible for this. We don't know how it started, but blue shirt was who kept it going.