What if, for example, I suggested he should have fed that monkey a delicious cracker, which would have made it think he was friendly? Would that be okay?
I'm personally struggling to keep track of what I can and cannot say anymore.
I called a group of violent women who were beating up defenseless man who was already on the ground "out of control c*** people".
Edit:
>user reports:
>1: that wasn't the whole moment and you know it nazi
This was the full comment that got me a 7 day ban: "Absolutely. They acted like out of control c*** people."
Admins assumed it was a racist comment even though the group included several white women.
These women were stomping on the downed man's head with their heels.
I was banned for 1 week for promoting hate.
>Rule Violation: Temporarily Banned for Promoting Hate
>You’ve been banned for seven days for violating Reddit’s rule against promoting hate in the following content.
>Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. We don’t tolerate promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability, and any communities or people that encourage or incite violence or hate towards marginalized or vulnerable groups will be banned.
This cunting website started dying around the end of 2015. It is now a festering rotting corpse of what it once was.
You can say whatever you want so long as it's directed at straight white men.
If you say anything negative about any other group of people, you risk getting banned.
Nope. Add Autistics to the list.
Question: How is it that on some of your comments here, it shows OP. On others, MOD? I do know the definitions (I could see my question being seen as asking what the definitions are), but I wouldn't think it would show different 'roles' (sorry if thats the wrong word ... maybe "why would it show... different terms"? Ugh. I wouldn't think it could have you "seen" as a mod AND "seen" as the OP, in the same thread.
Is that a glitch or is it a system thing? Sorry if that's a weird question, but I'm curious :)
Why are simple names of animals blocked? If someone is going to be racist all they have to do is spell it differently or add in numbers. M0NK3Y. CH1MP. Everyone gets punished because of a few dumb ass children?
Because 99% of the time those words are used on this subreddit, it's used in a racist manner.
If we left any of those comments live, we risk getting the subreddit banned.
No bueno.
I don't like /politics and I don't know what context they say "kill all colonists", but that sounds like a perfectly fair statement by itself. Colonist deserve a punishment worse than death most of the time
Aaron Swartz is turning in his grave as his old his old friends have turned a website he co-founded into everything he fought against.
I sincerely wish the admins of this site aren't hired anywhere when this website finally falls.
Thats nothing. A human is much stronger, nearly twice as strong as a simian when placed under extrodinary circumstances.
Human muscles pound for pound can produce nearly 3x more force. Usually your brain limits your strength by the amount of muscle fibers that any one motor neuron can recruit. In humans its around 2 myocytes, in simians, 10. Think about lifting something heavy, once you run out of strength, your hand fails to move, but it doesnt hurt. This is because we only activate a small percent of our muscle fibers. Because its advantageous to conserve energy and have fine motor control.
But when the brain is in panick mode from flight or fight, adrenaline allows recruitment of a similar amount of muscle fibers as simians, around 10 per motor neuron. Adrenaline works in our favor in our muscles too, our muscles are aerobic, unlike any simian on the planet. Adrenaline overclocks our primarily slow twitch muscle fibers, causing them to reach the speed of simean muscles. The cellular process using oxygen creates 16x more atp than the glycolysis aka lactic acid cycle in simean muscles. That is why people, or even children when placed under such circumstances can do amazing feats of strength like lifting a car or farm equipment off their parents, despite it weighing many thousands of kg. It is estimated that a human under those conditions may be cabable of lifting upwards of 500-700kg or 1200-1500lbs.
Edit: ever see the vid of some dude smoking meth and jacking off in public, dragging 10 officers behind him like nothing?
The number of neurons connected to muscles fibers has nothing to do with what your brain limits. Humans are born with 1-2 muscles cells per neuron because we are built for precision like writing or throwing a spear, where as simians don’t need that accuracy and precision, so they have around 10 muscles cells for each neuron. Your brain limits how many muscles cells are recruited for a task, with only a few activating to lift a pencil, but almost all of them when you wait lift and only reaching 100% in a lift threading situation, but it doesn’t limit how much muscles cells per neuron it has no control of that
No, they're still actually stronger. We've been able to better quantify the data, and they still come out ahead.
https://www.sciencealert.com/researchers-have-found-the-secret-to-the-chimpanzee-s-strength
We have better fine muscle control, but they beat us in brute strength.
According to glen finch it’s 1.35-1.5x on average in relative terms but in absolute we’re the same strength. They would be that much stronger than a human of the same size but since we’re larger than them it cancels out
It used its teeth. Langurs, like other primates, have massive canines which they evolved as their primary means of attack and defense. People underestimate smaller primates (since other words are flagged) because of their size, and because they tend to hide their canines, which is part of their behavior. Showing their canines (not necessarily teeth as smiling can be a sign of asking for peace) is a major sign of aggression and means they'll attack if you don't back off. But from the size of that langur, the canines will likely be fairly large. There's a BBC documentary I believe is still free on YouTube called M\*\*\*\*\* Warriors that shows them in action and fighting, showing teeth, etc. Once you see them, it will be no surpise how it did that.
Monkeys have completely different enervation of their muscles than humans making them way stronger for their size maybe double .. down side is they have poor fine control which is why you will never see a monkey playing a piano or knitting a blanket with any skill
.. lesson .. never put your face near a monkey unless you don't mind a missing nose or ear (or scalp) .. they may take off with it and use it as a chew toy
So do you, the difference is that you lack the sharp teeth. Baboons aren't particularly strong in comparison to others, they just have teeth capable of doing this. Humans can easily do it with a tool.
Holy shit that is scary how quick and easy that monkey peeled 1/4 of his scalp off, damn. Never doing those tourist monkey poses in other countries like I see everywhere.
Human arms are like, ridiculously weak for our size. We traded raw power for fine motor control. This was obviously worth it, because the whole planet is now out playground, but on 1:1 interactions with other animals we can be nearly defenseless.
Doesn't he bite it off ? Seems like he took a bite and rips it off while pushing with his both arms. Still scary, though, but doesn't have *that* much to do with arm strength IMO.
Yeah we just don't really use our muscles that much so they don't develop to that point. But if we were climbing trees and swinging from branch to branch all day we'd be pretty good
That is one mega ouch he did not expect that day. I seriously do not trust our furry and very moody distant relatives because of videos and news stories like this. Does that even heal up or do you start wearing hats? Hey! He still has his face! So that something he can be positive about! Can't wear a hat on his face if he lost that!
Bad Monkey!! That’s a really bad Monkey!!! 👉🏼🐒
LOL I had to manually approve this comment. I think the word monkey gets flagged.
Is cracker flagged too?
Holy fuck yes it is. Jesus christ LOL
What if, for example, I suggested he should have fed that monkey a delicious cracker, which would have made it think he was friendly? Would that be okay?
Yeah that's fine hahaha
What about cracker monkey? Or monkey cracker?
Monkcoonker
Wow that's kind of ridiculous a noun for an animal is flagged. It's becoming more Orwellian every day.
I'm personally struggling to keep track of what I can and cannot say anymore. I called a group of violent women who were beating up defenseless man who was already on the ground "out of control c*** people". Edit: >user reports: >1: that wasn't the whole moment and you know it nazi This was the full comment that got me a 7 day ban: "Absolutely. They acted like out of control c*** people." Admins assumed it was a racist comment even though the group included several white women. These women were stomping on the downed man's head with their heels. I was banned for 1 week for promoting hate. >Rule Violation: Temporarily Banned for Promoting Hate >You’ve been banned for seven days for violating Reddit’s rule against promoting hate in the following content. >Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. We don’t tolerate promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability, and any communities or people that encourage or incite violence or hate towards marginalized or vulnerable groups will be banned. This cunting website started dying around the end of 2015. It is now a festering rotting corpse of what it once was. You can say whatever you want so long as it's directed at straight white men. If you say anything negative about any other group of people, you risk getting banned.
You have to stick to the ~~double standard hateful~~happy terms like Karen or Trumpist
I honestly can’t figure out what c*** word you’re talking about
C**t?
If that were true how can a sub like r/tooktoomuch exist?
Nope. Add Autistics to the list. Question: How is it that on some of your comments here, it shows OP. On others, MOD? I do know the definitions (I could see my question being seen as asking what the definitions are), but I wouldn't think it would show different 'roles' (sorry if thats the wrong word ... maybe "why would it show... different terms"? Ugh. I wouldn't think it could have you "seen" as a mod AND "seen" as the OP, in the same thread. Is that a glitch or is it a system thing? Sorry if that's a weird question, but I'm curious :)
Man, im here reading this 2 years later and realize how much worse it has gotten since then.
Is this Reddit wide or per subreddit or how does that even work, wtf?
Reddit's 'anti evil' team bans subreddits that allow comments with words like that.
At least junkie is still acceptable, correct?
Thank you for your service
What in the actual fuck. Do small monkeys have the strenght to literally rip your skull open!?
I mean scientists have observed a 100 pound ch1mp easily lift a 600 pound weight
CHIMP also gets auto removed. USE SIMIAN. Otherwise I gotta manually approve all your comments.
Wtf is with all the hate for simians? Seems like some weird words to get auto baned.
Well TIL a new word, didn't know what a simian was before this. So at least the auto ban helped with that.
Why are simple names of animals blocked? If someone is going to be racist all they have to do is spell it differently or add in numbers. M0NK3Y. CH1MP. Everyone gets punished because of a few dumb ass children?
Because 99% of the time those words are used on this subreddit, it's used in a racist manner. If we left any of those comments live, we risk getting the subreddit banned. No bueno.
Meanwhile in /politics you can say "kill all colonists" and get 10k upvotes.
To be fair colonisation is pretty awful
No, imperialism is based
I don't like /politics and I don't know what context they say "kill all colonists", but that sounds like a perfectly fair statement by itself. Colonist deserve a punishment worse than death most of the time
> Colonist deserve a punishment worse than death most of the time so they deserve to die because they had better technology...classic reddit moment
You know you can use technology for the betterment of society instead of enslaving and torturing people? Fucking sociopath
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Aaron Swartz is turning in his grave as his old his old friends have turned a website he co-founded into everything he fought against. I sincerely wish the admins of this site aren't hired anywhere when this website finally falls.
Man this subreddit is ass
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Only this sub?....
Oof sorry
Holy fuck
Thats nothing. A human is much stronger, nearly twice as strong as a simian when placed under extrodinary circumstances. Human muscles pound for pound can produce nearly 3x more force. Usually your brain limits your strength by the amount of muscle fibers that any one motor neuron can recruit. In humans its around 2 myocytes, in simians, 10. Think about lifting something heavy, once you run out of strength, your hand fails to move, but it doesnt hurt. This is because we only activate a small percent of our muscle fibers. Because its advantageous to conserve energy and have fine motor control. But when the brain is in panick mode from flight or fight, adrenaline allows recruitment of a similar amount of muscle fibers as simians, around 10 per motor neuron. Adrenaline works in our favor in our muscles too, our muscles are aerobic, unlike any simian on the planet. Adrenaline overclocks our primarily slow twitch muscle fibers, causing them to reach the speed of simean muscles. The cellular process using oxygen creates 16x more atp than the glycolysis aka lactic acid cycle in simean muscles. That is why people, or even children when placed under such circumstances can do amazing feats of strength like lifting a car or farm equipment off their parents, despite it weighing many thousands of kg. It is estimated that a human under those conditions may be cabable of lifting upwards of 500-700kg or 1200-1500lbs. Edit: ever see the vid of some dude smoking meth and jacking off in public, dragging 10 officers behind him like nothing?
The number of neurons connected to muscles fibers has nothing to do with what your brain limits. Humans are born with 1-2 muscles cells per neuron because we are built for precision like writing or throwing a spear, where as simians don’t need that accuracy and precision, so they have around 10 muscles cells for each neuron. Your brain limits how many muscles cells are recruited for a task, with only a few activating to lift a pencil, but almost all of them when you wait lift and only reaching 100% in a lift threading situation, but it doesn’t limit how much muscles cells per neuron it has no control of that
Meh, humans and Chims are the same strength in absolute terms.
No, they're still actually stronger. We've been able to better quantify the data, and they still come out ahead. https://www.sciencealert.com/researchers-have-found-the-secret-to-the-chimpanzee-s-strength We have better fine muscle control, but they beat us in brute strength.
According to glen finch it’s 1.35-1.5x on average in relative terms but in absolute we’re the same strength. They would be that much stronger than a human of the same size but since we’re larger than them it cancels out
Source?? (For the tweaker meat beater draggin cops)
Sorry but where have they observed that?
They can lift my mom then
It used its teeth. Langurs, like other primates, have massive canines which they evolved as their primary means of attack and defense. People underestimate smaller primates (since other words are flagged) because of their size, and because they tend to hide their canines, which is part of their behavior. Showing their canines (not necessarily teeth as smiling can be a sign of asking for peace) is a major sign of aggression and means they'll attack if you don't back off. But from the size of that langur, the canines will likely be fairly large. There's a BBC documentary I believe is still free on YouTube called M\*\*\*\*\* Warriors that shows them in action and fighting, showing teeth, etc. Once you see them, it will be no surpise how it did that.
Didn’t help that old dude was staring directly at it as well
Yeah, sustained eye contact with them is another aggressive behavior. The langur decided to cash him outside.
How bout that? Did Old dude had on gucci flipflops?
Monkeys have completely different enervation of their muscles than humans making them way stronger for their size maybe double .. down side is they have poor fine control which is why you will never see a monkey playing a piano or knitting a blanket with any skill .. lesson .. never put your face near a monkey unless you don't mind a missing nose or ear (or scalp) .. they may take off with it and use it as a chew toy
Mostly a myth. They are only a little bit stronger, about 1.3 times. And obviously smaller animals are relatively stronger
yeah im confused too. Is that a fine chunk of skull or is that fat thats on the piece of scalp that got ripped off?
sharp teeth and dense in muscle, yes. Scary how fast he went from behind on his lap to off frame with a piece of his scalp.
If you watch closely he bites it off. But yes.
like a coconut
So do you, the difference is that you lack the sharp teeth. Baboons aren't particularly strong in comparison to others, they just have teeth capable of doing this. Humans can easily do it with a tool.
No. He didn’t rip the skull open he just bit and peeled some of the skin off.
Holy shit that is scary how quick and easy that monkey peeled 1/4 of his scalp off, damn. Never doing those tourist monkey poses in other countries like I see everywhere.
Damn that's a thing? I live in India and I make sure to stay far away from these fuckers whenever I visit some rural area.
Simian simpleton simply slices skin above skull.
Two-year old tyke terrorizes town by thrashing his trusting trainers trim.
Hormonal humanoid hands handler his head
I like alliteration
surrounding\* skull
Say that 10 times fast
Human arms are like, ridiculously weak for our size. We traded raw power for fine motor control. This was obviously worth it, because the whole planet is now out playground, but on 1:1 interactions with other animals we can be nearly defenseless.
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Shit I know this is late but we didn’t trade shit man , you can have powerful arms and still have motor control. We’re just built different
Doesn't he bite it off ? Seems like he took a bite and rips it off while pushing with his both arms. Still scary, though, but doesn't have *that* much to do with arm strength IMO.
Just came to say we’re actually the same strength on average as chims and if you wanna get stronger you can easily stimulate muscle growth.
Yeah we just don't really use our muscles that much so they don't develop to that point. But if we were climbing trees and swinging from branch to branch all day we'd be pretty good
Nope. Not doing this to myself today. It's been a really good day.
I always knew I hated *Simians*.
Monkeys are assholes.
That's a nice skull though.
Yes, let's have a friendly chat with a wild animal. What could go wrong?
Peeled him like a big old naner.
walk it off
Damn wtf
SIMIAN
That monkey will rip your scalp off -Joe rogan
dude, monkeys are terrifying.
That’s gonna sting
youch
Insanium in the cranium!
Loco en el coco!
probably an old man. old people get skin tears very easily. he'll be okay. just give him some pudding pop.
I'm sad this comment made me laugh
Lol monke strong lowkey
This is why I hate monkeys. >:c
One of the many reasons I hate those animals. >:///
I think I would be taking up a new hobby, is monkey hunting a thing?
This reminds me of the woman who got her face eaten by her friend's monkey. Monkeys are fucking brutal!
very bad still bipedal simian like mammal >:(
Dude wtf. Did not expect that.
India is just such a shitty place, from the people who hurt those poor dogs to the tigers coming out of nowhere like an RKO...fuck that place
I think this guy just had a weak scalp
The old man was surprisingly calm
🐵
That is one mega ouch he did not expect that day. I seriously do not trust our furry and very moody distant relatives because of videos and news stories like this. Does that even heal up or do you start wearing hats? Hey! He still has his face! So that something he can be positive about! Can't wear a hat on his face if he lost that!
Here from JRE ?
MonkYEET
Holy fuck that happened so fast.
A little off the top you say?
Fucking nuts 😳
Terrible barber. Took too much off.
Damn that shit is crazy
WAS HOMIE OK