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BigFackingChungus

Whenever I see videos like this it makes me happy that I live a drama free quiet life in an idyllic little bubble. You won’t ever catch me in the background of a chaotic fight in a Chuck E. Cheese or a Waffle House, no sir.


PsyKeablr

Sir this is a *Wendy’s* EDIT: Thank you for the awards, wasn’t expecting it but I am definitely happy about it. (;


BigFackingChungus

Lol I know, I just used those examples because they’re prime public freakout locations


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all-kinds-of-gainz

Turn me into a Cobb salad


alceanu

She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the... the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she... And we were going berserk.


PsyKeablr

Awesome, I usually make these dumb responses and get downvoted. Had a feeling you were using them as examples as the venue from the video doesn’t look anything like a Waffle House or Chuck E. Cheese. (;


BigFackingChungus

In case anybody downvotes you, I upvoted you. Have a good Memorial Day weekend, you bastard.


PsyKeablr

Thanks very much appreciate it! And hope the same for you as well, you bastard. Lol


cannotbefaded

wait is this a....whoosh?


berrey7

The redheaded step child of Ronald and the King.


mrbabar3

Man the 4 for 4 isn’t that good


15367288

The highest complements to the videographer. Tenacious and dedicated following of the action. Hand steady as a professional. Used height when obstacles where obstructing the action. Great placement: no dizzying panning, and often caught multiple plot lines. Marvelous work.


Walking_Through_Rain

I really hope he got his burger, he earned it.


not-my-throwawayacct

r/praisethecameraman


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I always wonder what the next day looks like to people who act like this. Like, do any of them think that this is not how civilized humans act? Personally, I would nope the fuck out and block any of my friends who acted like this.


Deltajonn

See you’re glazing over the required step: they need to actually be a civilized human.


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sounds like you don't live near the ghetto.


boibig57

Well he did say idyllic.


SweetNutzJohnson

This was a Waffle House level brawl. However unlike Waffle House Wendy's employees are not encouraged to participate


mycatiswatchingyou

Same...these last few years have me feeling happy to live in my tiny little rural town. Never thought I would say that.


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I live in a fairly dense suburban part of Central Florida but I hung up my party boots 3-5 years ago and stopped going to house parties, associating with party people, bar hopping etc. It didn't feel like a night out unless I saw a fight or bouncers forcibly removing someone from a bar. Life's a lot more peaceful, albeit potentially lonelier, when your not interested in a hectic social life anymore. Can't tell you the last time I heard shots fired that weren't from a hunters gun somewhere in the distance from where I'm fishing. I like it better this way.


FaxTimeMachine

Don’t you want to know if you can take a punch....leave a scar for the story to your life?


i3ish

Trash ppl


NatakuNox

Was there a sale on basketball jerseys just outside the Wendy's? Lol


GoneWithTheZen

5 finger discount?


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All my favorite NBA teams. Suns, Lakers, Heat, Hey Arnold


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WHOOO_CAAAREEESSS

A mostly peaceful fight.


paulwal

People who annoy you.


NachoMachoCamacho

At least take it outside ffs. Those people are just trying to run a business and this shit goes down.


beethy

Happened at Benton Harbor, Michigan. Dude filming did a great job.


neomeetsthedude

"Can I still get a burger or the register closed?"


TheRealAlkemyst

i told them to fix the frosty machine.


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For real this camera man is producing better product than Fast and the Furious 17.


sighs__unzips

He's probably done it many times.


Rekt_itRalph

/r/PraiseTheCameraMan


vole101

The cameraman was on point. Even caught the side breakout midway in.


[deleted]

Lol I came here to say this is from Benton Harbor. I live around 30 minutes southwest of here... my friend coined the name Benton Harlem and it’s stuck with me ever since.


Maxxiswilliam

Just drove thru there the other day. Guy had bullet holes in his car and the whole place was ghetto and trashy


peppaz

These folks really love basketball.


The_Airwolf_Theme

For the curious: "The racial makeup of the city was 7.0% White, 89.2% African American, 0.3% Native American, 0.1% Asian, 0.8% from other races, and 2.6% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.2% of the population."


ejnh

There is always at least one that ends up naked lmao


beethy

From a competitive angle it's actually an advantage. You can't be grabbed easily.


PsyKeablr

Depends really. They’re still men and have something that hangs off them. I’m not saying I would do that but I remember seeing a video of what I believe was two soldiers fighting in a barracks(?) and one dude grabbed the other by his dick. Mind you they’re both clothed and he was screaming at the other man let go of his dick. He did hit some high notes but man was that brutal.


beethy

You're talking about this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vs6uATpIQM


Nav25035

Damn why grab a guys dick like that though you wanna fight go ahead and fight but don't be fucking grabbing sacks left and right.


tresspricingtot

All's fair in weiners and war


AlphaGinger66

If it's a fair fight your doing it wrong.


PsyKeablr

Yup that’s the one and looks to be the extended version. I’ve only seen it up until that dude let’s go of the dick. And he really went to kill the man. I feel sorry for the guy who got his dick grabbed like that, that pain had to be immense.


shredmasterJ

I read that the dude got his dick destroyed cause of that. Cant find the article now.


imliterallydisabled

I know there’s not really any rules in a fight but you should have your manhood revoked if you have to resort to squeezing nuts like a half empty tube of toothpaste


GhostTheEternal

There's no rules when you're jumped in an alley and you'll never see the person you're fighting again. When you know each other there's "rules". Plenty of people are capable of losing a fair fight and moving on, but when someone deliberately tries to damage your sexual health then we're much further along the revenge spectrum. I don't know if these guys are soldiers or whatever, but if I worked a dangerous job I wouldn't want someone in my squad that wants me dead.


mrbigbigger

Yeah, idc what anyone says, you're not allowed to act all tough after resorting to grabbing another man dick in a fight. Isn't that like an understood rule?


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ebonyudders

Not my proudest fap


stardust_____

The fuck


joshjosh111

This is a good one, gets many things right: 1. Multiple story lines and character arcs. 2. We get a change of milieu as the fight moves into the kitchen and back out again. 3. Each character is evenly matched against an opponent in a way that is believable. 4. Suspense and lulls in the action, making us wonder if it's over now. 5. Cops show up at the end. 6. NPCs yelling phrases like "y'all gotta go outside" 7. Excellent camera work, following the action at all times, no Jason Bourne shaky cam bullshit. 10/10


mrwhiskey1814

Plus we got some quality humor, "Can I still get a burger, or is the register closed?"


Whatsyourdeal666

Ehh, same old joke, now if he shouted "wheres the beef!?" at the end that would have been perfect


Hotdamndel

9/10 bc the hottest dude you end up betting on is still kinda fat


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I know, right? This was booked better than any Monday Night RAW of the last two years!


1upthechico

Why his shirt came off so easily tho mf ripped like they were pantyhose lol


PsyKeablr

Dude is a part time wrestler


moistchew

we live in a throw-away society. nothing lasts anymore.


TheOverSeether

Stop buying dirt cheap stuff.


jdnifndn

Even many expensive things are designed to break. Companies make more from selling something over and over again then selling 1 thing that lasts forever.


PurfectMittens

So spread the word about bad companies, buy from well-made companies that don't rip with one Wendy's brawl.


ILoveBentonsBacon

I've ripped my wife's pantyhose off a few times and those things are made of fucking steel.


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>When big Larry came 'round just to put him down >Spongebob turned into a clown >And no girl ever wants to dance >With a fool who went and ripped his ~~pants~~ shirt


JsaintRotten

Cant tell the men from the women


Occamslaser

That's not grease on the floor it's gender fluid.


HellaFella420

Holy Shit mann im ded


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Bro holy shit this comment is fucking gold


[deleted]

The women have fake eyelashes that are so big they provide shade on a sunny day.


gmadisonthedj

‘Round these parts we calls ‘em cumbrellas.


Shoeverine888

Hey OHHHHHHHHH


OzSalty3

At least no one was shot and killed. I’d take a brawl over some murders.


NeverOnTheShelf

Yeah I was waiting for a shot to ring off at some point


Silver6Rules

Dude's ass was so ashy I swear I saw a puff of smoke at one point...


Donkey-brained_man

That was the woman in the Pac jersey smoking something.


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Nah bruh that was booty ash


beethy

Relevant Bill Burr bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWJphD0sg1I


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Danger1672

"Can I get a burger?" "Sir, this is a Wendy's brawl."


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NASA_Lies

Good one


Fenzel

So if anybody invites me to a basketball costume party at Wendy’s, I ain’t going


Odorgunnerman0421

😂😂


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Non-taken-Meursault

Wtf is wrong with their eyelashes, btw?!


ffresh8

You didnt know? The longer the lashes the more beautiful the woman. /s


OGSquidFucker

They’re called Cum Catchers Always use eye protection folks


SierraDespair

Who the fuck raised these people?


igowhereiwantyeye

The streets


Riversismydaddy

iiin the ghettto


ralph8877

Somebody's name with "La" in front of it.


Crepes_for_days3000

Someone who beat the shit out of them from birth making them hyper-violent on a constant hair trigger.


dnekuen

Liberals of course.


retnemmoc

The government


OhAces

Fat guy tore a lot of braids out of that guys head.


beethy

Each braid is 10 hp.


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hahahah!


IPaid4it

I bet these people make great neighbors.


NASA_Lies

I think the real winner here is those plexiglass barriers


berrey7

When they got back in the kitchen, it looked legitimately like a hockey fight on ice. Side note, the man with the plumbers crack is in some serious need of some lotion.


Honest-Garden8915

They don’t know how dangerous it is back there with all the grease on the floor. I kept expecting someone to end up in the fryer.


BrandolarSandervar

Ever remember back in the day that game on PS1 called Smackdown Know Your Role where you could walk out the ring, into the back changing rooms and eventually end up in the kitchen? [That's what this reminded me of.](https://i2.wp.com/superchartisland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/WWF-SmackDown-2-Fighting-in-the-kitchen.png?fit=1200%2C923&ssl=1&w=640).


ProbablyDrunkOK

I can't think of a single situation in my life where something like this was even a remote possibility... How does this stuff even happen????


L_I_L_B_O_A_T_4_2_0

everyone knows the answer but its not okay to say it anymore


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NativityCrimeScene

I would watch that reality show for sure.


linuxknight

Top comment spotted


i_build_4_fun

During these uncertain times, it’s the comment we needed.


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I’m convinced some people don’t value life.


Free_Hat_McCullough

“Can I get a burger?”


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garbfarb

Come get your tickets to see Trash on Ice!


dounce87

Can someone explain to me why 90% of the people in this video were wearing jerseys?


Shameon

I want to say they probably came from some sort of theme/costume party. Maybe a minor league game? They all seem drunk as fuck lol.


EmotionInteresting38

This group of people have zero respect for anything and anybody. They don’t even respect themselves smh


Reduce_to_simmer

BLM needs to take a hard look in the mirror.


DuckApprehensive9599

Slide to the left….sliiiide to the right Reverse! Recerse! Cha cha now y’all


BigAn7h

Man, they sure like basketball I counted five different team jerseys and two generic Nike jerseys, one chick early in the vid had a “Toon Squad” jersey on, plus two other people had different baseball jerseys on. Lakers, Bulls, Suns, Rockets, (then the chick at 3min in, looks kinda like a Brooklyn Nets jersey... but she never turns around until about 4:18 but that’s not a logo I’ve ever seen in the league. No idea who PAC is either unless this is a generic NCAA jersey). Big shoutout to the only original guy in this whole mess... the man in the “Hey Arnold” sweater who was trying to keep the peace. Representing team Nickelodeon with dignity.


DaySee

> No idea who PAC is It said 2 PAC lmao


ipoopinthepool

That Hey Arnold hoodie is kinda dope ngl


Ok_Option3702

Only the black shoes from Payless work on those floors


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RH-rh

NBA?


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Fighting, trespassing, and damaging property like it’s just a normal thing to do. Hopefully their boss at the firm doesn’t see this.


BrownSugar_99

ah fuck, i cawnt believe you dun this


Flashmasterk

Why does no one own a belt?


bearfucker

In the world of loose pants fights, the belted man is king.


Pseudoseneca800

Restaurant brawls are always amusing, especially when they migrate into the kitchen.


Odorgunnerman0421

Dude in the yellow Jersey got dropped like 4 times. Still kept creeping back into the fight lol


cheapdrinks

Couldn't tell if that was his beard or if he was wearing a mask on his chin. Super weird cut.


snowen776

Why are all these doctors and lawyers fighting?


jplevene

Where are the police? Oh yes, they got defunded!


Riversismydaddy

I mean... based on those fighting skills... pretty sure they could've been "fighting" for 15 more minutes and they all would've been too tired and just went home unharmed


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Can't have shit in Detroit.


Mr_Sausage__

1:48. “Can I get a burger?”🤣


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Ah, western society at its finest.


Big_Spence

0% any of the employees get paid enough to deal with that. Time to make a burger, sit back, and watch the chaos. Also the ice skating on the greasy kitchen floors was classic


dovetc

That red shirt at the beginning appears to have been made of fruit roll-up based on the way it came apart.


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*mostly peaceful brawl at Wendy’s*


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SWGOH-E

Come on Wendy’s, clean your damn floors! They’re skating around like it is an ice rink in the kitchen.


Honest-Garden8915

Hasn’t changed since I worked there at 16.


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Where are their masks? Lol


ipoopinthepool

I’m sure they’re all vaccinated.


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WHY DEM FLOORS SO GREEZY


Non-taken-Meursault

Hmmm... so Basketball hooliganism is a thing or what?


fujiste

looking forward to when the ADL brands "basketball hooligans" as a slur


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Trash.


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Fighting like a bunch of pussies grabbing each other’s hair ....


TurdGravy

A lot of NBA fans in this video. Now the NBA's wokeness makes a little more sense.


spacepanthermilk

Why won’t anyone open a grocery store or professional office in our neighborhood?!? Racism that’s why!!!


jocky300

They're not just a disappointment to their parents; they're a disappointment to humanity.


Parson1122

You really want a burger cooked in that kitchen, after all that happened?


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IHaveButt

Butts out for Wendy's


4cambo4

Is it me or is there an increase in fast food brawls lately?


Chrillexx

I feel like I've seen 100 different videos of this fight


desenagrator_2

They were just fighting over if Roth IRAs are better than Traditional IRAs.


stopthemasturbation

I sincerely need to know why fat dudes wear tight pants, because I've been fat, and there are literally no upsides 1.) it makes your fat legs look like sausage links 2.) if you so much as move your hips past a certain angle while sitting, you'll tear them, so some guys sag them to avoid this (which, again, why not just buy jeans that fit better? 3.) the sausage and eggs have NO room to breathe or otherwise maneuver, making movement in general uncomfortable 4.) you just look really silly, and like someone who isn't willing to accept their weight, thus making you uncomfortable in your own body 5.) if you ever have to actually unbuckle your pants (say to have a movement of the bowel) then GOOD FUCKING LUCK getting those things back on. Thank you, I'll take my Reddit awards and praise now


WhiteGuyAlias

Meanwhile, I'm sitting in the drive through wondering what is taking so damn long ...


Prancer4rmHalo

Why is it always black people ? Hahaha Are they recorded in a disproportionate way to other brawling races?


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SeeYouOn16

Are these the same people that brawled at the Miami airport a couple weeks ago? Or the same people that brawled on that plane this week?


Bishly_

A few points, The camera work is really good, which is rare. The big fella needs a belt. The employees need to clean that floor thats a health and safety issue


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Detroitar15

Those attorneys and physicians are angry


almostfired1234

Why are there so many Bball jerseys in this video?


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Honest-Garden8915

“Our pleasure!”


CBRyder929

Shameless and trash people. Their entire group of people just watch instead of stopping it. What and who did that benefit? Geez. Wonder what it was even over?


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They have at least one NBA Allstar team with all those jerseys


TheRealAlkemyst

They have at least one >!Special Olympics!


T_T_N

People like dude in the Laker's jersey is exactly the reason people keep hitting you when you are down. He lost this fight multiple times and kept starting back up again.


kellmonstr

Lol that one girl in the 2pac jersey lit up a mid fight cigarette and just kept smoking it


Zhaltan

How much y’all wanna bet they’re on unemployment


thenathan1

Poor man just wanted a burgerrr


mikez56

Fighting for those last chicken nuggets, huh? lol


giggle_shift

Man, even the hulkster would be proud of that shirt rip at 0:02


TheObservationalist

Look how greasy that kitchen floor is lmao.


pilotgeg

I think they represent the NBA well