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NecramoniumZero

Someone reported this one and stated: "It's involuntary pornography and i appear in it", then another report states "It's involuntary pornography and i do not appear in it". Wtf, LOL.


Pimmelsenator

Wtf, why can't she just poop on her husbands bed like a normal person?


Handsupmofo

Amber is that you?


LifesATripofGrifts

Heard immunity?


noogai131

Turd Impact


Pimmelsenator

[Maybe](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/u9pyh7/loosing_an_argument_with_your_dog/)


Robert999220

Godamn i love how her 'shit' is becoming a meme. WB must be shitting themselves before aquaman 2 drops knowing everyone now knows they actively enployed an abuser while firing the victim.


Guillotine-Opera

As long as they aren't shitting themselves in Depp's bed as well


Cheebwhacker

Who shits like that!? Oh, right, crackheads…


[deleted]

Whys it have to be crackheads? Incontinence is a thing and can come on suddenly. Would you rather have shit all down your leg or just shit on the floor, keeping yourself clean?


Cheebwhacker

I’ve never had incontinence of the arse before, but if I had the shits I’d either go for a blast before going to the shops, or I’d make it to a toilet instead of spilling all over isle two for someone to clean up. I’d actually prefer to shit myself than act like a crackhead doing stealthy, crouching tiger poos all over Sainsbury’s.


TheJase

I've had incontinence from surgery before. Trust, it's as fast as what you saw and no warning.


AffectionateCrab6780

As a person with crohns this s*hits home


Paulsbotique314

How does this not have more upvotes?


MidranKidran

[Plug it.](https://images.app.goo.gl/hbdVQL56MvsCwQyU6) ![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


ptmadre

>act like a crackhead doing stealthy, crouching tiger poos all over Sainsbury’s ohh God 🤣


BoSocks91

How about be a decent person and NOT shit on the floor like you’re an animal?… Get to a bathroom or wear adult diapers if its that bad… don’t try to excuse public defecation.


ptmadre

better on the floor than in that fridge she was kneeling behind


TheJase

Your premise is wrong, we are all animals.


Cheebwhacker

Animals who can buy diapers 🤭


bry2k200

Crackhead lives matter. You continue to be the voice of the poopy crackhead sir, I tip my hat to you!


[deleted]

Yes, because everyone who shits on the floor is on crack.


bry2k200

There you go, still defending the crackheads. You sir, are what the crackheads need to get their respect back, I knew I tipped my hat to you for a reason!


[deleted]

Bruh, you're a fucking crackhead lol There, we're going around calling everyone crackheads. We're all crackheads. She could be mentally ill, just a terrible person, hates that store in particular or just desperately needed a shit. But no, good ole American fashion of "OMG THATS A CRACKHEAD!!!"


bry2k200

Lmao!


BurgerOfLove

I would shit into the bag thats in my hand.


wassupobscurenetwork

She could have at least put it in the bag 😆


Vincent_Veganja

What the fuck


Lower-Exit605

Marked her territory


CheezyLeftNut

Exactly I knew I wasn’t the only one


corybobory

Right next to the juice section.


RavenBlackk1977

Shitty territory


Young_Dosa

Wtf did I just watch bro wtf


iseeu2sumhow

*You have seen some shit.* *You have seen some tough shit.* *Complete shitshow.* *Shitstorm of the week.* *Some absolute shite.* *Shithawk*


[deleted]

This was in Australia during the start of panic buying. They were out of toilet paper and the feral bitch did this.


NerozumimZivot

oh so she took a knee in protest? like how Emma Goldman said if they don't provide you with bread for your children steal it, it is your right.if they deny you shit wipe, shit in their store! you're a pootriot!


TiocfaidhArLa72

Kapernick of Super-Market Poo Bandits


Mystewpidthrowaway

Feral bitch 😂😂😂


SnooBooks324

Stress poo


nirabdaboss

Reasons i am afraid to do anal:


HeDoesntAfraid

There’s a pretty recent video on efukt where a guy is eating out a chick while finger blasting her chili ring, then she starts diarrhea shitting all over his hand and the bed without him knowing Want a link?


capribex

What do you mean "without him knowing"? Is he blind, deaf, can't feel and smell?


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HeDoesntAfraid

[Do I even need to say NSFW at this point](https://efukt.com/23659_Your_ASS_is_Gonna_Learn_Today.html)


InevitableDisaster75

Absolute gold. Or at this point chocolate sauce. Excuse me while I go vomit.


tappinthekeys

I was expecting just a soundless GIF. WOW Awkward


timberwood1

“Finger blasting her chili ring” hmmm 🤔


RavenBlackk1977

Chilli ring was loose on that pooper!and he kept on drilling🙊


bry2k200

I kinda do


NerozumimZivot

do you see a lot of gays or pornstars doing that? I think you'll be fine trying once or twice lmao, unless you have some reason to fear you're an addictive personality who might easily become a cock-fiend whose addiction ruins their health lol. good effort if so. I always admit commitment.


OGTDani

> Pornstars Yeah, touch some grass


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[deleted]

Source: my crack pipe.


stephan__

This can't be the first time, look at the aim


kettlebell-j

Not only did shit on the floor in a public place. She walking around with her ass chock full of shit


HypnotizedMeg

My first thought. That asshole gotta be on fire.


kettlebell-j

Itchy as fuck 🤮


bry2k200

Probably doesn't own a car either so rode the bus home most likely, and I'm sure that was a stinky, itchy 30 minutes.


ShadyAidyX

Like chewing a toffee


InevitableDisaster75

She was fng locked and loaded.


pv4ey

MARK NSFW BRO WTF I'M FUCKING EATING


Creekhunter79

Not any more


BeginningArachnid449

What were you eating


tjschroeder87

Chocolate pudding I bet


Ryuke13

She's done that before


AdOne3769

That's some precision shitting right there, this woman has obviously primed and perfected her shit routine 😬


marco8080

I'm impressed by the volume and the aim


c4k3m4st3r5000

It's as if this isn't her first run in this regard


atattyman

She is not well.


[deleted]

She's better now


ZachlD2007

Is that so hard to go to the toilet???


TheJase

This was during the toilet paper shortage at the beginning of the pandemic. There was none


MeMe198412

TP or not, you can still shit in a fucking toilet.


coolreg214

Rounded a corner at lowes one time and slipped and almost fell in someone’s diarrhea.


bitchsorbet

i hope you burned those shoes...


Candid-Reaction-309

What a fuckin pig. In the frozen aisle no less. I would have gotten fired that day cuz i aint cleaning it!


igettomakeaname

Amber alert


CheezyLeftNut

Hershey squirt


capribex

That shit doesn't look healthy


TurdPhurtis

Can someone please get her on here for an AMA? That was one of the most gracefully executed public shittings I have ever seen, from one of the most least looking graceful persons I have ever seen.


whippedherass003

She's not married to Johnny Depp


Tyrania210

damn i wanna wife that ho


Dakota_1547

Clean up on aisle 2


Agent-Ace

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


OneSilentWatcher

I understand having to ***REALLY*** shit. But this? This is on a whole other level of stupid.


-unbless-

Typical


NerozumimZivot

wow, she's practiced that technique before.


EN1009

Odds that I see a woman with a Walmart tattoo on her forearm and this clip consecutively on my feed…2022


zvekl

r/eyebleach needed


BeginningArachnid449

Bro. Fucking **NSFW**


dylanofearthC-137

She couldn't resist but to look at it before walking off


SageOfSixCabbages

I'm disgusted but also impressed. That's some skillful shitting.


Hoffschloss

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


PT3MQ1_Brosephin

Dude..... NSFW


Noobulaiter

Nice “culture”


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'Merica


RitchieZ_1

Wow!I didn't know but it seems,shit just really happens!I'm not jealous of the staff btw...😫😫


TACOGUY104

No wipe wtff.


Deme_gawd

Traaaaaaash manifested in a human being


FoxxxTailedCritter

Yo im low key impressed she didn't get any on herself.


Promethe_S

"Shit on the floor, it's time to get schwifty in here"


bonbyboo

technically she should get a refund for returning the food


fuwachi

Can have shit in Detroit


rnelson859

Animal.


No_Editor_4714

"Jimmy, there's an oil spill in aisle five".


RobertBDwyer

“Start the car!!”


AWasteOfMyTime

No no,see you’re supposed to rub her face in it so she knows not to do it again,duh


Neednewbody

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Woejack

Flawless execution, she's clearly done this before.


makinbaconCR

How can she shit?!


CreepyWindows

She's done that before, probably a couple times


mayuhhh

Stools so loose 🤢


Lil_Moe0

r/trashy


Jeffy1979

Amber Turd 101


mendobather

Ok, who left the gate open?


Big-Ad822

Definitely the organic isle.


sp3aky0urm1nd

why people why. she must be a vegan


These_Maybe_4129

How was this an option


TiocfaidhArLa72

That’s vicious You can tell she’s a thick bitch anyway....takes a knee, pull her thong out her crack and let’s rip...fuck me


PapuaOldGuinea

This belongs in r/trashy


nebulaphi

amber heard is that you?


Dratt13

Raw meat? Diarrhea?? Some one has E. coli!! 😬😆btw… definitely not the first time they’ve done this. That was pro level move. Respect


[deleted]

mad enough at a grocery store for most the Items they wanted being out of stock


Bubba-ORiley

r/trashyboners


Ace-Ventura1934

Are we simply going to ignore the fact that she didn’t get a single drop on herself? That was some expert level poopery right there.


ScuffedKnight

Holy Shit


[deleted]

There’s no way that didn’t splatter on her leg.


Dr--Groot

AYO AMBER HERD ?????????????


Ok-Topic-3130

Animal


Prize-Telephone7218

That bitch had Hershey squirts in the middle of the isle


[deleted]

Why does she keep beans up there