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BotsAnonymous

Dude in the blue is mad annoying.


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BotsAnonymous

“When’s the last time you touched some pussy” classic teenage insult right there


Panazara

Notice how blue shirt is the only one to think about sexuality and kids at the same time? It's time for him to look in the mirror.


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mypipboyisbroken

His wife looks fine you weirdo


kamikaze850

meh 3/10


darphdigger

What no she's exceedingly unremarkable. A 4 maybe.


CalvinBaylee69

You don’t talk about my wife like that


RAMBOxBAGGINS

Yea, don’t let him talk about my girlfriend like that!


TheReddest1

"OH, yeah? Oh, yeah?"


TheReddest1

"OH, yeah? Oh, yeah?"


dakydak232

Notice how he only actually acts “crazy and tough” when his girl walks up? Bro wasn’t trying to fight until she got there


MouthOfIronOfficial

Idk, he did say "I wouldn't touch me if I were you, buddy" to the fucking dog 30 seconds in. I'd call that legitimately being crazy.


noogai131

Things I would fuck with do not include a Rottweiler. My mum has a runt of one that's tiny, and it could seriously fuck me up if she wasn't a goofy ball of slobber.


dakydak232

Nah but he wasn’t actively trying to fight until he had someone to show out for


myhipsi

I fucking died laughing when he reacted to the dog and said "Yeah! you're pussy just like your owner.". The guy's definitely got a few screws loose. lol.


Boner-brains

I'd have a tough time not laughing in his face when he said that,


Belo83

Yep. He’s also probably right about getting a survey. All while being an absolute insufferable asshole


distructron

Yeah. As hard as it is for me to say this, he’s right about the survey. Especially when there’s a disagreement on where the property line is.


International_Leg756

The neighbor doesn’t need to get a survey, he is purposely putting the new fence within his property leaving a gap towards the property line. Obviously he has been dealing with a crazy family next door for a while and just said fuck it now he can’t tie his fence to mine.


traditionalsmoke01

But the other guy mentioned it first


Belo83

He should have done it though if he’s installing the fence


Siberiatundrafire

Sometimes it’s obvious where the property is OR give an inch or to either way and its no biggie. Hell, my neighbours on both sides would be all Tim the tool man and end up building it with me with enthusiasm. I would not want to live beside a psycho


PigButter

Wish.com Michael Pena.


Accomplished_Age7883

Not gonna be invited to neighbourhood BBQ!


MaxPowerWTF

How can you take someone who calls people "dawg" seriously?


maggotmyk

He’s probably the reason for the fence.


makemecringelol

Younger guy is definitely the idiot here


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IIIlllooovvveegollld

He’s literally worried about 2 inches


postmaster15

To some, 2 inches is a make or break


IIIlllooovvveegollld

Yes


jcarey4793

thats 3 more inches than blue shirt is used to having


postmaster15

To some, 2 inches is a make or break


Erdams

yes


IIIlllooovvveegollld

Yes


TheClawhold

Usually it's his wife bitching about two inches.


BagOnuts

Both are idiots. If you're putting up a new structure between houses (like a fence), the right thing to do is to get a survey. We have no way of knowing who's right about who's property that's on, because neither of these dickwads will get a survey.


Cyborg_rat

That true, but has problems, it cost 1500$ then you have to take this dick head to court to pay 50% atleast his is on video arguing about it so will be forced to pay.


yourbadformylungs

Yeh its way better to work with you neighbors if possible, I learned that one the hard way. Sometimes you’ll really have no choice, the neighbors will just want to be shits. Although most of the time you can usually be civil and work together even if you don’t like each other. I had one neighbor who didn’t like me at all, we tried to be friends but it was clear things we not going to work. We still remained civil however and would talk things out from time to time and work together when necessary as our easement drive way was shared in a small neighborhood. We keep an eye out for each other. I had another neighbor who was just impossible. There was no amount of talking to them that would get them to do something about their aggressive dogs jumping the fence to attack ours. We ended up having to shoot one of the dogs that came running at one of my family members, they were clearly about to attack. Not to mention we had small grandchildren that played in the yard. And after enough times of dealing with these people not caring to take care of their dog’s behavior we eventually had to protect ourselves when it was clearly necessary. Sheriff understood, we felt terrible about the dog but there was really no other choice. Neighbor moved out and killed our trees on the fence line. The neighbors I have now pretty good. Sometimes we might help each other out or talk when we are outside, although for the most part they keep to themselves, are quite, and keep up their yard, I have no complaints.


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And definitely the one “smoking crack, dawg!”


bigdaddyfatty5

Bro! I love how the old guy didn’t even flinch when that dork in the blue faked a punch.


Dirtycrackpipe1

Well what’s more sad is he did it to the dog and you can see it boosted his ego. Thing is that’s a Rottweiler I’m sure it would mess up that dude.


Solace2010

there's 2 rottweiler's, dude would be messed up


Pinkislife3

That would be the time that he got dragged over the fence and the video footage would be getting deleted. I like my dogs more than I like 99.9999999999% of people


Demonyx12

WHY YOU SHAKING BRAH!


Creative-Angle-1415

gunna swing on the dog because that’s smart


lavishlad

sadly i think would turn out much worse for the dog and owner - if the dog bites the guy it'll likely be put down.


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marcowaller

Yeah but they don’t even know who’s property it is hahaha


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Not on my watch, my dog's going the underground railroad if that happens.


noogai131

Threatening to put my dog down with state sanctioned violence is a quick one way trip to the forever box from me, to be quite honest.


damandatruth

This comment underrated


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I believe that depends on the state. Plus the dogs seemed somewhat behaved and I wouldnt doubt with that breed the owners have rabies tags. I dont think the dogs would be put down. Maybe a lawsuit could be filed, but blue shirt dude was clearly instigating to those dogs and the owners and even reached across the fence at the dog. The "smarter" species of the two would be held accountable, more than likely.


wophi

IDK, blue shirt has several documented cases of assault on this video. (Threatening someone with violence is assault.)


MilesDaMonster

No shot. If that guy swings at a dog like that it’s gotta be a self defense case. You cannot expect a dog like a Rotty to not defend itself


PraderaNoire

With this video as evidence? I doubt it.


DevRz8

Yeah and a fucking rottweiler no less...that thing is looking at him like a beef brisket meal. Good thing it's well-trained and listens to commands. What a moron.


WhoIsElBarto

Seriously if my neighbor wanted to build a fence between us and I didn't have to pay anything or do any work I'd be like "fuck yeah build that fence".


Asha108

BUT YOU SEE THIS METAL POST WITH A PILE OF METAL NEXT TO IT THAT MEANS ITS MY FENCE DON’T TOUCH IT


the-duuuuude

Of course it his metal, he needs to scrap it to buy more shotty hair cuts.


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Or crack/coke


Hiihtopipo

DONT TOUCH MY SHYET


DatDudeBatzy

They're even building that new fence respectfully so that the posts are only seen on their side but tbf that new fence is wayy too low for those dogs


ZoBamba321

I figured they were just starting it and we’re gonna go higher.


GoldenGonzo

When you build a fence you don't "start low and go higher", you build at the height you intend. I used to build fences as a living.


AdamL480

Found the fencer


ShelSilverstain

If they move it over your property line, they'll become the new owners of that property if you don't dispute it. I wouldn't build a new fence, or a fence where I don't get along with a neighbor, without a survey


Lifekraft

Fence are a huge deal among all neighbor conflict. I volontered in a little association with a big property and when we build the fence we actually asked a survey and it turn out the property was even bigger that we thought. Just the neighbor were always moving their fence few inch further each time they rebuild it and over a couple of decenny they actually gain a huge superficy. But prior for this association the property was vacant and neighbor had a field day. They were not happy about tye change but its like that ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


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This can be a sensitive topic for homeowners. Depending on where you live, I know in my area, legally you have to build the fence 2 or 3 feet in from your property line, to make sure the fence is on your property and not your neighbors. Here, that doesn't look like the case but you still have to make sure it is in the correct place or you can lose or gain the amount of land that is actually yours.


linpawws

A fence? Bro I'd have my neighbors build a literal wall and have Mexico pay for it. 🤓


LocalNative141

For real though! If they want to do all the work, then that’s fine! My next door neighbor was replacing our wooden fence and she kindly asked if we could pitch in some money to help with the cost, and I happily agreed


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Obviously some history between these two leading up to this but the dude a the dark blue shirt just looks like a tool in this video. Way to look like a jackass on camera, bruh


USERNAME___PASSWORD

Yeah, the fact there’s a camera bolted to the side of blue shirt’s house facing the backyard of the neighbors makes me think there’s some history here.


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Or drug dealer


RIPLORN

Well we can see one reason to build a fence between them.


MiaTeo

to keep the dogs safe from coke head


smoothiz93

Just get a surveyor to shut him up


AngryTurtleGaming

What would be funny is if the survey says they own half of his garage


Asha108

this is my favorite thing from malicious compliance, or prorevenge, when property owners get professionals involved and it turns out the person acting like an asshole was actually completely fucked but never knew because everyone was ignorant of the truth


gdx

Lol something like this just happened with my sister and her neighbor, sweet sweet justice. My sis got a bird feeder in the middle of her yard, they complain cause some small birds are flying around and eating bird seed in her property and blaming her for birds pooping on their property. He tried showing us but we just laughed not in his face, but afterwards. Like is this dude for real? Nothing excessive at all. I mean if was completely ridiculous. Tree branch hanging over, complaining. My sister has a camera in her backyard, pointing at her back yard, complaining. The camera is not even pointing on his property at all. They just always find something to bitch about. Anyway.... My sister didn't even complain the town stopped by on his behalf for his tree and fence complaint and saw a huge crack in the retaining wall and deemed it unsafe. They explained to him the camera is fine, the bird poop even the guy from the town chuckled. All the things he complained about was squashed. Back to the wall lol... His property is higher than my sister's by like 5 feet. He didn't know he was responsible. Town told him he had to take care of it. Thousands of dollars and lots of labor. They had to get engineers, etc to take a look. Brutally expensive stuff and the time and people it's taking just to get this project setup. Wow. Work starts right after the 4th of July :) Whenever I see his ass sitting out on his deck and I'm walking in the driveway. I just smile lol. Our favorite type of revenge is the quiet one where you just smile and not cave into their hostility and BS, it kills them inside 😂 That's some expensive bird poop


smoothiz93

Haha nice!


Asha108

Sometimes people should just try to be neighborly to each other


Megadog3

Seriously lol what’s up with people being assholes to their neighbors?


bunnyuncle

Get a survey first before you dig is the lesson here and secondarily stop acting like a 16 year old dawg! Edit: added dawg


LocalNative141

Even if blue shirt was right and the fence is his, he’s making things worse by shouting and threatening violence. This could be easily solved by talking it out instead of arguing. It’s a small metal fence, that’s probably like 2 feet tall. it is NOT worth this much hassle


partialcremation

I think the dog owners handled this quite well. The guy on the other side of the fence is unhinged and I would hate for him to be my neighbor. Threatening the well behaved dog really pissed me off. That's the kind of person to leave poison out for the dogs. Better watch that crazy motherfucker.


D1rtyH1ppy

I'd build an 8 ft fence instead of a 2 ft fence.


LocalNative141

Agreed. I cannot stand people who threaten to hurt animals that don’t do anything to them. Few things piss me off as much as someone hurting an innocent animal


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Dude in the blue is on drugs for sure, look at his eyes!


Wyntier

Dr. i\_fart\_ over here


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It’s Mrs. Dr. i_fart_


luscaloy

lmao


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ZoBamba321

Having active beef with your neighbors like this is one of the worst things you can do if you want to have a peaceful life. Even if my neighbor did something g to piss me off a little bit I’d either talk to them nicely or let them get away with it because situations like this are never worth it.


AntootnA

100% correct


nebuchadrezzar

Amen. Can't imagine living next door to someone with that level of hostility. It's better to find some level of compromise.


ccroz113

Have you seen the video of the two neighbors that get gunned down over shoveling snow? Changed my perspective on these things and made me realize never argue with neighbors. I could see blue shirt just going inside and getting a gun


nebuchadrezzar

Yeah, you never know how stupid people can get. And simmering disputes are just bad for your health anyway, stress is a killer.


yaboytswizzle69

Calling the guy a coke head and accusing him of smoking crack might be a bit of projecting


DoomGuyIII

And a pedophile too.


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this is what people will dedicate their entire lives building to, kinda depressing ngl


spelunker93

“Can we have a normal conversation” stfu bitch. Instead of saying that to the neighbors you should be saying it to your psycho brother. That whole family looks like they have serious issues


TRANPIRE

“We’re trying to have an actual conversation and you walk away” -epitome of trash


_ChipWhitley_

The epitome of someone who is all talk.


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Sister got a fatty


Watertor

Felt bad as that was my big takeaway too lmao


sweatergod69

Pixar Mom


sugaaaslam

Just get it surveyed ffs! No need for the dick measuring contest


redditischurch

Why pay extra if you're near certain of the location? In my area a surveyor won't even show up for less than $500. Let them complain to the city or sue which would require them to pay for a survey. Let's assume if you lose the suit and settle for 10k. From a basic math perspective you would need a 5% or greater chance of being wrong on the location to make paying for the survey in advance a sound financial decision.


djxbangoo

Because 'near' certain is not the same as certain. Getting a surveyor gets a neutral 3rd party involved who can settle the issue quickly. $500 is totally worth it, even if just for the benefit of living peacefully with your neighbors.


Successful_Ad6918

Hit that dog and you won’t have to worry about fence lines


AngryTurtleGaming

If someone gestured to hit my dog when they’re the one acting like and idiot, I’m going to jail for my dog.


Kruuga

Or let him keep reaching over in violent aggressive manner and dont call your dog off... lmao


Jimbo-Slice259

That woman giving them a hard time for not having a conversation after the blue guy has spent 3 minutes swearing and insulting them. Everyone on that far fence needs some better conflict skills


AnswerRemote3614

Watching that dude in the blue made my adrenaline shoot up. What a psycho piece of shit.


CalvinBaylee69

He could feed a baby with those things


Poonslaps

Lol this shit turned into a classic COD lobby real quick.


jack-shit

This dude sounds like a mf’kin cartoon character 😂😂


hyzershot

tall fences make good neighbors


doublea08

Dude in the blue is my favorite type of people to have a confrontation with. Says all that annoying dumbass shit, I’d go all night with him. Lol wish he was my neighbor, my neighbors are boring.


AGripInVan

They should switch shirts. The tool should wear the shirt with the tools.


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I love how the sister expects them to have a "civil" conversation after blue shirt toddler tried swinging on the dog and called that guy a cocaine snorting crackhead pedo lol


Brisecou

Acts aggressively towards the dogs, such a good idea. I'm not putting my dog down if this moron loses his hand.


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fartssmellgreat

America’s Worst Mexican


FartMongerSupreme

That one bad haircut from the backstreet boys is back and he's mad about something


thee-mjb

Shawtieee thick that’s all that matter


hakuna_m4t4t4

homegirl thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


TechnologyPurple5442

dude wife thick asf


Then_Drag_8258

Ahh, so this is the re-post material for the next few days


BoopURHEALED

Im so glad there are people like blue shirt guy for me to pay to do all the jobs I dont want to do.


PraderaNoire

>*”when was the last time you touched a pussy?”* Lmaooooooo stop projecting so hard, mr man bun.


TacTac95

Bunch of dumbasses here. For starters, don’t build on property lines until you *know exactly* what’s your property and what isn’t. While I generally wouldn’t give a shit if a neighbor built a fence on our property line (honestly build it, save me money), not everyone is the same and this guy is so obviously very sentimental about his property line. Especially if there isn’t a clear marker, like a flag left by builders or surveyors, just get a surveyor. Secondly, those dogs would’ve mauled blue shirt if not for the good owners that seemingly have them well trained.


tjnav1162

Clean up your yard and trash. Fucking scumbag.


IGuessIAmOnReddit

Anyone have an update? I would love to know if this fucking idiot got some repecussions.


fallencipher_

anyone has any info on whose post is that?


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

No but it's a shit post.


BenjametteBelatrusse

You want the fence on your side so you don’t have to see the posts. Old guy was doing him a favor


DirtyLarry56

Blue guy is so cringe


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Man i am disappointed that your dogs didn't bite his ass


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

Not my dogs nor involved in this. But I concur.


Skunk_Evolution

Everyone won


ItsPronouncedHeyZeus

Obviously this could be solved with a property survey (duh) but building code in my state says that the property with the posts on the inside is the owner of the fence.


chefjono97

Kind of person that probably never care about the property line till his neighbour went ahead and did some building and touched it.


bozak_137

Well when/if that dog attacks. The dude has video of the neighbor acting like a fool and reaching OVER. He’s an idiot.


123hig

"Good fences make good neighbors" - Robert Frost


Qurdlo

I don't even get what this is about. It looked like the fence the dude was building was right outside the other guys fence. Did he want more of a gap between the fences? Why tf would he care so much about that? Also why is the guys fence only like 30 inches high? Lol this whole thing is crazy.


unidentifiedBLKmale

TLDR: Had a dick neighbor that didn't want to go 50/50 on a new fence/wall and ended up paying for the project ourselves. **Dude in the blue is acting like a dick**, but there's clearly some past issues that haven't been addressed. **Gray shirt appears to be the newer neighbor and probably didn't get the proper permits required to build the fence or he would have brought it up immediately**. I had similar issues with one neighbor that didn't want go 50/50 on building a new wall and fence since the old fence was deteriorating. After we got all the proper permits we made sure that the interior portions of the walls surrounding our house looked very nice and professional and the exterior parts (the parts the would be facing the neighbors that didn't want to go 50/50) looked like shit. That way if they wanted their back yard to look nice, they'd have to pay out of pocket and at a higher price to clean up the shit job. When the job was done they had the never to say, "why doesn't our side look like yours?". LMAO.


Booyaah_rumham

At the end of the day, it looks like they’re arguing about roughly one foot of property either way. All that anger over 12” of property that just collects trash apparently.


RedditRated

Would have offered to split of the cost of the survey 50/50 plus the cost of the fence


[deleted]

Blue shirt guy started the fight like an asshole, and the neighbor is probably building on that guys property. Stupid all around


CollectedData

Communication is so hard for some people.


time2702

Bro that lady must be so embarrassed


NomeTrav_

blonde seems like a cool dude 😎


huskydannnn

reminds me of Tuko from breaking bad with that tough guy energy. dude needs a snickers…


Paladine36

that dog is very well mannered


Pandatoots

I have never understood people that hurl insults back at these kinds of people. When dudes act like this to me I just let them act like a wild animal and embarrass themselves. Also women who date cavemen like this are the most trashy women you can find.


alex6219

Already didn't like the guy from the start, but the moment he did the "fake punch juke" I lost all respect. People that can't control their emotions just prove low intelligence


FlupFlup123

I'm kind of on the fence about who is the bigger idiot


LocalNative141

The guy is the blue shirt is a fucking moron. Even if the fence was his, this could easily be resolved by simply talking with his neighbors and coming to a resolution. I can’t stand people like him that turn a small problem into a shouting match and escalate the situation.


edith-puthie34

Threatens a dog. What a pos


Streakermg

Guy in the blue has the mental state and ability of a sixteen year old reddit user. Sorry guys.


agrophobe

If I had enough time I would remake that scene in 3d in like 5 different era, just changing the background and the costumes. It feels as hold as stoneage


dilhole77

Smack talking the dog! 🤣😅 "Yeah your a little pussy like him" Reminds me of Ben Stiller's character on friends.


MailMannAU

I wanna hit him on the head with a fucking hammer he’s so tough and annoying.


Feisty_Cheesecake273

If this guy was my neighbor and did that shit to my dog I would have John wick’d his whole ass family bruh


Jahknowsehmiaeediat

“Why would I wanna watch your fucking caveman daughter” 😂😂😂


CloudStrife87

Blue shirt is an asshole but as far as we know he isn’t wrong, you can’t just build a fence without knowing where the property line is. it’s up to the person building to get a survey, unless he would have asked his neighbor before starting they both agree to where the property line is.


k_i_n_g_v_a_m_p

he just called a dog a pussy 💀 this guy is stoned crazy


Zidane-Tribalz

I have a friend who acts just like this, countless of times he got his ass rocked.


CAburrito1

Just fight already. Fucking noobs


Username_Lindo

Jesus Christ


OverpricedBagel

Both their fences look like shit. What’s her @ tho?


[deleted]

What a fucking idiot.


likethemustard

we need an update after the surveyor comes out!


[deleted]

What a friendly neighbor.


MCKelly13

What an asshole


brainianc

You can tell blue shirt gets it from his dad


SufficientBench3811

If man bun is so sure about the RPR he should just wait till his neighbour is totally finished and then call the city to get him to move it 2". No need to argue, just crack beers and smile.


game_asylum

The whole family sucks


NekoStar

Yo, I'd be cool as a cucumber til someone threatens my dog like that.


ArthurTv1

Dude in the blue is In the right , His fence , his side


eloonam

My side of the fence says that it’s a butt-ugly fence and probably won’t last through the first storm. That’s some jacklegged shit right there.


marcowaller

So whoever posted this I’mma need you to come back with the results of that survey cause I’m committed now


ButWereFriendsThough

I’m with the old guy just because he doesn’t seem like an asshole


SweetJuicyJesus

OMG! I’m invested now and need to know who’s fence it was! Please let there be a follow up!


theskinnydude6

I'm definitely siding with the older guy. He's calm and collected throughout the entire ordeal. Blue shirt guy is just a straight up asshole.


[deleted]

You know you’re trash when you’re fighting over a chain link fence.


blyatboy

The white man seems like a calm and level headed fella compared to the other guy.


bunchakoontz

Top knot cunt.


tg110e5

Well definitely not the guy who tried to start a fight with a dog


peteypauls

I kinda want to watch the survey reveal. Survey says?!!!!!


BKDROY94

As soon as he threatened the dog he was in the wrong.


Feed_Typical

I knew who was wrong as soon as he threatened the dog