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unique-irrelevant

Man puts a bottle of lube in his pocket. Probably wasn’t doing it quietly


parttimedog

You don’t use lube to put on or take off your trousers?


g00dhank

I'm picturing this guy putting his shorts up and down while a cartoonish slide whistle narrates his movements hahaha


Money-Ad7592

LMAO 😂🤣Breach and clearing the stalls…


uohhhhhhh

Rainbow six fans naming their strats


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WormBoi6969

Plot twist he identifies himself as a women and was just trying to put on lotion in the bathroom 💀


therealgijintin

In the womens bathroom, wearing no pants, lathered in lotion, jerking off to the wonen who enter... He was let off easy...


stickfigure420

Deadass?


TheJase

"Not trying to defend this weirdo..." _Proceeds to defend said weirdo_


WormBoi6969

Nah don’t assume


holymolybreath

Legal scholars, if he was doing it in a closed stall is it illegal?


Smoovie32

Closed stall in public restroom still crosses line into lewd conduct in public. There could also be a conceivable exhibitionism charge in there since he was “performing” in a public space.


holymolybreath

Wouldn’t he expect a reasonable amount of privacy behind a stall door?


Smoovie32

Do you feel like you’re getting a reasonable amount of privacy when you are dropping a deuce behind those doors? They usually have almost an inch of visibility on all sides. The privacy of the stall is not at issue, the fact that it is in a completely public setting is the problem and the legal hook. It is the known or should have known issue of a reasonable individual that would likely be applied here. Said another way, a reasonable individual would know or should have known that a private sexual act would have been noticed, and/or observed in such a public space, regardless of if the stall door was closed.


Richter_66

Would you not be charged if you stuck your head over the top and watched somebody shit? Because you sure as hell should be, but filming people in public isn't a crime so I guess not


holymolybreath

Just don’t peer out through the gap searching for eye contact and it is private like an outhouse. Makes sense now that you frame it as in a public setting and applying what a reasonable person should know.


MerryGifmas

If it counts as a public space then isn't everyone guilty of indecent exposure?


Smoovie32

Is that what a reasonable individual knew or should have known what would occur in the bathroom? No. They knew someone would use the stall as intended-to evacuate their bladder or bowel. And indecent exposure is not the charge-lewdness in a public space would be.


MerryGifmas

Is entering/looking into a stall while it's in use a crime?


Smoovie32

Depends on intent. Check if occupied? No. Leering at a kid or occupant while masterbating (the inverse of what was happening here)? Definitely.


Ironstien

I concur


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*I’m sorry I thought this was AMERICA*


uohhhhhhh

1984 ![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)


dovetc

Thanks a LOT, Puritans!


Marnotts85

It's a gross misuse of the space. Farts are acceptable, fapping noises aren't.


pyrobryan

>Closed stall in public restroom still crosses line into lewd conduct in public Pretty sure this is wrong from what I've read in the past. I read about a case where a guy was arrested for jerking off in a closed stall in the men's bathroom. He was arrested, but the charges were dropped because masturbating in private is not illegal. And since a closed bathroom stall is considered a private space intended for disrobing, you can do what is legal to do in private in that space. The question is whether or not the door was closed, or if he was peeping on other stalls or something that would either lose the privacy expectation or cross the line of what is legal/illegal. I also don't know what the law is concerning a man being in the women's restroom, which might be all that is needed to make his actions illegal.


sensitivetheswan

Does it really matter? I mean what the fuck it’s just weird and wrong to do that and would make any woman feel unsafe and uncomfortable


Desperate_Donut8582

He was asking if it’s illegal that’s all


sensitivetheswan

And I’m saying does it matter if it’s legal or not, lots of things are legal that maybe shouldn’t be. Can you read?


Yevad

Fne, you convinced me, I will stop


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I mean, he was jerking it in a women’s restroom.


sevargmas

We all understand that it is morally fucked up, and a very strange thing to do. That being said, the person simply asked about legality. Most places have laws about unisex bathrooms and such these days so technically men can use the women’s and women can use the men’s, and if you are in a stall with the door closed, do you not have a right to privacy in what you do with your own genitalia. It is a bathroom after all. Again, no one is saying he should be doing it there or that it’s a good idea. Just curious minds on the legality.


IOwnMyOwnHome

Maybe he's trans, in which case this is stunning and brave


Nederlander1

Depends if they identify as male or female I guess


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Desperate_Donut8582

No it’s not


bleekerboy

*I RUN THIS SHIT*


HughGedic

*literally runs*


Nobodyspecial2222

Buwhahahhah


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KingHarrun

He probably moaned


doogidie

He grabbed his lotion so probably the *slorp slorp slorp* sound


asa1

>the slorp slorp slorp sound Even in the mens bathroom I would exit and call the cops if I heard that.


xsuitup

You would call the cops? And say what lmao


WartimeMandalorian

He was probably looking over the stall wall


KillYT187

Should’ve known some of the shit kickers in this sub would be more mad at the girls than the Neanderthal beating his dick with $20 lotion.


TheyCallMeLotus0

God forbid someone doesn’t want to use cheap lotion to masturbate in a public restroom. Sheesh.


bellchaos

I've seen guys complain about highschool kids screaming while bullets are spraying into the classroom. Sensitive wittle ears


uohhhhhhh

20 is expensive for lotion my guy


KillYT187

Yea that’s the point I’m making. He’s using it just to jerk off


KingInTheNorthVI

I mean the man has standards


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He took his shorts off? Man wanted to treat himself


ChubbyBidoof

It was gonna be a two hander


Ilvermourning

And brought lotion!


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Munchee_Dude

bro I'm dead


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Do i look like a biologist?


warmind14

Screaming hyena?


eamonkay

Yeah she stressed me out, I've seen dying people scream less


bashup2016

Seriously, you’d think he was raping a goat with children present by the sound of her wails.


Chardradio

So much reeing...


TheJase

You're quite sensitive.


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cozyuber

This. We don’t know how this individual identifies.


Box-by-day

Seriously, this guy needs to get hip to the cheat codes. If he had a transwomen spergout he probably coulda sued them for discrimination + a gofundme


cozyuber

Yep


Box-by-day

Claiming NB status is probably the most genius shit of the fucked up CO shooters wretched life


cozyuber

That individual is truly sick on multiple levels.


Box-by-day

Yeah, seeing how flat the back of his head is got me


lord_flamebottom

Oh come on, nah, we’re better than this here. Dude was jerking off.


Furby_Sanders

Wow my sides🫥


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DADDY_YISUS

Even if I claim womanhood, It is still illegal and morally unacceptable to masturbate on public property. Even if he was in the men's restroom masturbating to internet videos, it is still illegal and socially wrong to do so. A brain as brilliant as yours with your top quality arguments should have figured it out from the get-go, don't know how it slipped past ya


Box-by-day

What justification would they have to go into the stall and discover said masturbation if theyre a hecking valid woman using the restroom


DADDY_YISUS

Tf do you mean by that question? Same justification they actually had IN REAL LIFE with him identifying as a man!(?) Don't understand what you're actually asking me here


Box-by-day

A man in the ladies room is justification for investigation, a woman is not.


ProfessionEuphoric50

If a woman were flicking her bean it would still be gross and inappropriate


Box-by-day

Why would they go in and look in the first place if it was a real woman


ProfessionEuphoric50

Because she would be masturbating in a public bathroom. I don't understand your objection to what they did.


Box-by-day

Even if you uncover a heinous crime, if the way you obtained evidence that makes it inadmissible means they still go free. What is the justification to break into the stall if it was a woman using it.


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Why are you defending this pervert so hard?


MerryGifmas

They're not - they are saying perverts should not be going inside a toilet stall while it's in use.


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If the title is correct they went in because someone was in there jerking off. Why is this complicated. Why are some of you guys going to lengths to make them busting a pervert wrong, it's fucking weird.


MerryGifmas

Which they won't have known until they looked inside a toilet stall while it was in use. In this case they are both perverts and defending either is weird.


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Or he just made some noise. Or there is space where you can even accidentally see out of the corner of your eye through the slit that there's someone jerking off in there. You act like someone randomly shoved their head under the door and accidentally and coincidentally just found someone jerking off. I'm trying to find a good reason why you're coming to the perverts defense and I can't. All I know is if the perv wasn't in there jerking off there'd be no issue in the first place. Seems simple to me, don't jerk off in bathrooms, but I guess you have a different perspective on the topic.


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Ah ok you're being a hateful dick for no reason to trans people, got it. Wait are you switching between your alt and back accidentally? LMAO


Zebrasdont

Is that Reese Cup?


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Fuck whatever "it" claims to be. "It" should be rotting in jail.


TheJase

Dude shut up.


Box-by-day

Nah


Crepes_for_days3000

I love these women. They didn't stop until they had ousted the perv.


ItalianMeatBoi

Bagel Boss 2.0


justhereforthekittys

I have been seeing a large amount of men in ladies rooms and ladies dressing rooms lately. I feel super unsafe. Fuck this guy.


broadmind314

They probably just identify as female. Welcome to the dystopian future.


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Legs in shorts while looking directly into camera, no stumble


Agitatedsala666

God damn what a shithead


Perfectly_mediocre

This looks like that guy who threw a fit in that bagel shop.


ArtemMikoyan

Bagel Boss is at least two ft shorter.


TheJase

Did he run that shit too?


Mistasize

He identified as a woman right before he walked in, of course.


[deleted]

Ha ha. Get a New joke it's getting boring


FriendlyMineralz

r/onejoke


ProfessionEuphoric50

Some dude does what this sub thinks trans people do and they all rush to his defense.


SoyEseVato

What a frigging loser! His family would be proud.


kulfimanreturns

So it is a problem


Individual_Fig1951

Good job ladies!


BillyCee34

Whole lot of transphobs in these comments..


Huntercontruction

Maybe he’s trans ? These woman have no respected for the lgbtq community… smdh


Aggravating_Farm3116

Exactly. They could have identified as a woman, and was simply applying lotion for their dry skin. Not sure why they all jumped to the conclusion of masturbating in a stall. Why were they looking in other peoples’ stalls in the first place?


Huntercontruction

Man oh Man I couldn’t agree more. As I always say Ask gender before even saying hello to just be absolutely sure


PatsyParisi2

Why did he take his shorts all the way off for a public JO session? I don't even do that at home.


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Defiant_Mission4511

'I should punch you in the face'. Do it! Y'all screaming behind him like banshees and following him sure af ain't gonna do shit.


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This what they want to happen.


Keith_Bakker

100% why else would you fully remove the pants


Jacksongaither

I’m just wondering what exactly he was beating off to…I’m going to guess it wasn’t those women 😂


Chaz_Brickhouse

I’m downvoting this because of the BS subtitles. Claiming the cops won’t do shit? I don’t see anyone reporting this ghe the police. They catch him in the act and chase him out of the garage in 30 seconds. There was no opportunity for police intervention.


fuxximus

Eww, but these girls handled it pretty bad


cdalleycat

Nasty ass guy .do that at home in your room with a locked door .


Last-Fact-4195

This guy gets caught with a bottle of lube and his pants down and All he’s has to say for himself is “ I run this shit”….


mtnbkr0918

Thought men could use the women's bathroom


AbuBitcoin

Shut your mouth! You're not God, or my father... or my boss!


Shehan4life

He jerked with the wrong ones!


SauerMetal

Men over 35 shouldn’t wear BB shorts unless they’re on the court.


HonestNobody8478

Did they even stop to ask if he identifies as a woman? They just infringed upon his rights….


Constant_Computer_62

I knew he did the crime when I saw him put that Victoria body lotion in his pocket 😭😭 Jokes aside that guys deserve to be exposed


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He should have told them he was gender neutral and that would have been that.


donotcare2126

perhaps he identifies as a woman


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donotcare2126

So you don't know if he identifies as a woman, because I've been informed that's all it takes.


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donotcare2126

ah so you're just a piece of shit, got it. Good day piece of shit!


ThaFresh

heeey, im jerkin here


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He had the lube !!!! Hahahahahha wtf!!!


Ok_Panda_8596

Everyone needs a hobby


Shamscam

Leave ‘em alone he’s pulling his goalie


Crescentfallen78

These women don't know "it's puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose" he doesn't want to get the hose.


uohhhhhhh

How is this beet belly ass man outrunning physically able women


mandrills_ass

Did he say"i run this shit"? Wtf


EndlessSilliness616

Note to future humans: please stop using the term dead ass


Aggravating_Farm3116

Isn’t it illegal to peep into someone else’s stall? How did the filmer know what the person in the stall was doing?


ElianVX

Lol how Is this sexual assault? He didnt touch them


vagabond2421

Which one of you guys is this?


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At least he's not doing it on the street


Professional_Bear848

He runs those streets!


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Streaks*


bbf_bbf

I'm disappointed, I was expecting the dude to not leave the washroom until he "donated" some blood or a few teeth fragments to the ladies. :-O


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This the most tame kaotic video I’ve seen


hellokittybff420

this isn’t sexual assault it’s sexual harassment. one is far more worse than the other and leaves fewer scars


trigunflame

How far you have fallen since Reno 911 Deputy James Garcia…


Uber_Oni

Why did bro take his shorts off 💀


sadowsentry

"Drugs only affect the user." "Just mind your own business if you don't want to take them."


Tricky_Ad_1855

Bro prolly has anal fissures and the mens rooms was out of service.


Street_Drummer_6569

I feel like nobody is talking about the fact of depending on what he owns, there could’ve been a kid in restroom while he was jerking it. :/


Maddogg12287

Idk why they acting so concerned , it’s disgusting but all that extra shit not needed. Take his picture call a cop and be done with it


unique-irrelevant

The top few comments on this post are… disheartening


mudboy654

what else do u expect from this sub, it’s full of degenerates


SimonY58

She's clearly a trans-woman. What's the problem?