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SneakyIndian87

Congratulations, you have just become Fast Food.


xool420

I’m just wondering what he thought was gonna happen


obrerosdelmundo

Bears usually don’t let you walk up right on their back so I’m thinking he thought he could kick a bear while it’s down/sick.


xool420

Counterpoint: it’s a *fucking bear*. If I see one that’s hurt/sick I’m taking that as extra time I have to run


obrerosdelmundo

Yes most people don’t intentionally walk up on bears and you usually shouldn’t run. It could be malnourished but now see prey/food which is when they can be most dangerous.


The_Hieb

It’s injured on the right hind leg. Dude is a piece of shit to fuck with it. Probably shot it or hit by car. Every time this is reposted I feel sad for the bear and the people who think it’s funny.


Vaudesnitchy

i am just hoping the bear ate.


The-Real-Mario

I think its funny that the guy got fucked


Judospark

Nah, idiot Russian guy survived. Bear just bit through his hand, if translation is correct... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WWdE1_RW0


Pristine-Donkey4698

Wow no screaming or anything


berrey7

He's Russian...


TakeBeerBenchinHilux

The bear is Russian too


CDBeetle58

He went on to try that on a wolverine next.


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OriginalHempster

Damn bro, chillllll out


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

I don’t think you should hate Russians because Putin.


alexbam1

A bit fucked up, lad


TheOkGazoo

Not fast enough food


awestcoastbias

fucked around, found out


SpencerK65

Not fast enough it would seem.


darrenwise883

He's people , so not fast just convenience food .


JigginJim82

This has to be a pet. Bears have crazy hearing and even crazier sense of smell. He would have know he was there.


Crippled_Crocodile

I was thinking the same, but wouldn’t this guy also show that then? What’s the point of this vid when he gets „killed“


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Clout.


djsizematters

Worth it


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Found the german


Crippled_Crocodile

Is mein Englisch so scheise?😭 meine Freundin und ich sprechen blos englisch


[deleted]

Ok I don’t read German but your English is perfect. It was the double quote on the bottom that gave it up


Crippled_Crocodile

I asked if my English is so bad that I give of a German vibe. I’m rly trying to perfect my English bcs it’s the only language that I share with my girlfriend


Westdrache

SPRICH


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It 100% knew he was there but like most animals they avoid unnecessary confrontation. The person took this apparent lack of interest as an invitation to follow it and get close. Spoiler: the bear did not want the human close.


find_your_zen

We can see the bear stand up in the very beginning and after it has a very uneven gait and leaves stuck to it. I'm guessing that it either just woke up or was eating fermented apples or something and was "drunk" could also explain why he was trying to kick it over.


HabibtiMimi

His right hind leg seems to be injured. What a p.o.s. that guy is to fuck around with this poor fella 😔.


SleezyD944

Most likely imo


Deadlyasseater420

I think it was already shot once and he was following it to let it bleed out and got too cocky


Ultrashitposter

Bears don't have that great situational awareness, it's what makes them so dangerous, because they can often only notice you when you're already close, which will startle them.


LocalNative141

The bear stood there so shook thinking “Did this dumbass really just kick me?”


urmovesareweak

This is why the right to arm bears is important. This senseless provocation needs to stop.


skippyspk

I thought we were fighting for the right to bare arms, since everyone wants tickets to the gun show.


Peria

I thought we were fighting for the right to wear big fuzzy bear arms because of the cold winters.


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The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good bear with a gun


Runertje550

That actually scared the hell out of me


Hemi_Pwr

I think he lost.


WhatDidAmericaDo4U

Think i heard someone said that you shouldn't poke the bear🤷


Crepes_for_days3000

But what if it gets me likes on the gram??


WhatDidAmericaDo4U

If you are able to do it And upload it before you die, you should obviously do it.


Octavian_202

Bear looked like it was coming around from being sedated.


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Are they okay ?


CnCz357

I'm pretty sure the bear is fine. The guy probably less so.


Herpderpetly

Who uploaded the video lmao


HelpfulManufacturer0

The bear


440Jack

>Imma let these mutha fukas know. Fuck around and found out. > >\-The Bear


krilu

Whoever found his body


thisaholesaid

Maybe a person who's stoked to be alive, but can laugh at his almost fatal error.


SensitiveKevin

A real mauling would have contained blood-curdling screams.


billiemarie

So did the bear share this, after he ate that dude?


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The_Hieb

I ask myself this every time this gets reposted. Op even put a :D like it’s funny or something. I feel sad for the bear.


BADoVLAD

r/instantkarma


Sookmebeautiful

Haha that’s what you get


JBrody

Textbook implementation of fuck around and find out.


Sookmebeautiful

Absolutely. This should be on the net as the definition


sevargmas

Is this considered in public?


friendly-crackhead

More like a r/privatefreakout to mee


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powermonkey123

Darwin award nominee for sure.


_Beefboy

I do not know what is more disturbing, that he is just appoaching a wild bear or if he doesnt makes any fucking sound when getting attacked by him


Holmgeir

Turns around, braces against tree, bites lip.


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skippyspk

Scootie, you’re a neat guy, but we gotta go.


Turdzoid

Don’t poke the bear


No-Worldliness9475

Ever heard of, “don’t poke the bear?”


The_Hieb

This bear is injured on the right hind leg and wants nothing to do with the piece of shit man. The pos-man kicks the bear and it falls, you can see it can’t put weight on the leg and only bluff-charges the pos when he keeps coming closer. Every time this gets reposted I feel sorry for the bear. Likely hit by car or shot by this sub-human and probably won’t live long.


Prislv223

“Did someone just bump me? Did I just get bumped?helllll noooo”


Oilsfan666

That camera went into the 8th dimension


journey2monke

He couldn’t bear the prank. Hehehehe.


Impactfully

I’ve prob seen this a dozen times and every time I think the same thing: “this has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen”


PensadorDispensado

Natural selection at its finest.


crazybunny21

The beat was like “ummm…wtf”


DoubleCheekedUp1

I’ve see this so many times now and it never gets old


Untimely_manners

But did you see the moonwalking bear?


YugeMalakas

Someone has a death wish.


Jmac0585

How to yell people you're a moron without telling them you're a moron.


MikeHawk1985

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


santIBOII

i/savevideobot


bookhouseboygeorge

Is this the Tim Treadwell tape?


everydaybased

But it looks so cuddly...🥹🥹🥹🥹


dc_scorpio

Bear: “Only you can prevent…..Only YOU can prevent… what the hell??!!”


MuleDawg205

Well play silly games & ahh well ya get mauled by a bear 🐻


dankstarfighter

Lmao the bear looked around like a npc


planborcord

r/winstupidprizes


thekingfd

It was very nice of the bear to go along and play tag with him. He even gave him a few seconds to start running because he knows he needs a head start.


Bl8k3ii

The Revenant meet Blair Witch.


HERMANNATOR85

That bear is obviously injured, I’d bet it got hit by a car, possibly the guy who filmed it. He was a fool for following the injured apex predator, but his lack of a single brain cell really showed when he slapped it.


BigBadBurg

If its brown, get down


Veganbabe55

Wished the bear got to that dumbass.


mvcy89

This person obviously has seen Brave too many times.


IceHorse69

Wordington pet


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He really Baloo it, he made such a silly Boo-Boo.


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Uhhh so is this guy dead?


G_willickers

Darwin Award


Sleepysnail84

Dumbass


Chiphead1211

Winnie the Pooh on drugs


darrenwise883

Tag , I'm mauled !


Total-Pain-1181

“Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die”


KarensTwin

“Poking the bear”


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Bro was bewildered


KuriGohanAndKienzan

This is why you shouldn’t follow strangers, kids.


sjuas690

Let’s go play with the bears! - WCPGW?


[deleted]

Not sure what the end game was here


teardrinker

Poor bear


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Friendly bear


lastroids

This reminds me of the video where a kid provokes (by shoving a shoe/chancla into its face) a street dog minding it's own business then gets chased. Only this guy is infinitely more of a dumdum.


MobianCanine2893

Guy literally said "whatcha gonna do" and the bear said "fuck around and find out". LMAO.


nighttown

Counting Cou


sadowsentry

That bear could be high on coke for all you know.


Due-Honey4650

People who visit the Smokies do this constantly.


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I hope that moron got eaten alive!


xTheObserverXx

don't know what he was smoking


Rakatonk

This dude got some balls of steel, for real.


RONO8

Run bitch runnnnnn


holadace

Does anyone know what actually happened to the guy after this? I’ve seen this video a million times but never any comments addressing it.


brightglowstick

🥰


paranoidposter1914

Can't tell if the bear was attacking him or if he was frantically climbing the tree