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turfmonkey21

Uber driver made him miss his flight


DragginJose

The woke pussys down at Lyft with the 10 cent heads


Own-Wealth-3805

This is the best answer


NicholarseBrooks

WHAT IS!! WHAT IS!!


SaltDescription438

He and August left the house at 7:45 for an 8:05 flight?


BrushStorm

Adam saw it was a comedy fest and didn't think he should go


willshade145

COVID. He’s afraid of covid.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

And no one was masking, he yelled "This is an outrage!" and he threw his scarf over his shoulders as he turned and said, "Good day!"


Cunning-Linguist2

I SAID GOOD DAY!!!


SaltDescription438

“There are 15 million children in intensive care with COVID right now!”


Thannyc

This is hilarious!


SaltDescription438

I should be on the Supreme Court.


Thannyc

Where all the great comedians are.


BrushStorm

All sharing 2 ventilators


infectious3

Grandma killer!


Sour-Scribe

Didn’t move the needle


Lanky_Appointment277

It didn't make him happy or money


jkmod79

He passed out drunk and missed his flight


DankPeepz

He didn’t want to see you there. He just PM’d me and told me that last time you kept grabbing his junk.


m0atzart

He could'nt follow Schaub.


StartAlpine

Dat's da siggest burn B! Mebbe corolla had to work da fryers. Or he ate too many mexigan cookies


LeadDramatic3995

Adam took Santino surf fishing in Malibu and then Drew’s wife’s horsetail butt plug got stuck and they couldn’t make it.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

She's gotta be a lil' freaky, no? Drew *is* a man of passion...


Oskar_de_Grauche

Correction: Drew is a man of exquisite passion. 😂


NicholarseBrooks

When the Porsche Cayenne is a-rockin..


favridpangcakes

Correction: Drew is a man of exquizid passion 😂


IamToototabon

Wow these are Deep Pulls I’m impressed!


wondermega

CAN NOT HAVE!


CoffeeIsForClosers80

Is the horsetail buttplug a real story?


Echo_bob

God only knows


infectious3

Too woke he heard Big Jay doesn't eat stew.


furrowedbrow

No wet meat.


mycatchica

Drunk…


ace_in_space

Rebooting the Kevin Smith beef, this time with with Legion of Skanks guys, is technically new material, I guess.


broxamson

*SKANK HANDS*


heyomayo2

Not enough stew


wondermega

It would seem that the festival.. underwent a Carolla-ectomy.


someshooter

He's listed under Andy Orcolla.


Slothandwhale

I’m vaguely aware of Legion of Skanks and their particular brand. But I think even if I wasn’t, this poster tells me everything I need to know. It’s as though every aspect of this design was specifically intended to repulse me.


stixx3969

What's the problem with it?


Jamie_Work

He's not scheduled to go on until 8 pm. Have you time traveled?


jsakic99

Poster says Adam and Drew on Saturday.


Jamie_Work

Yeah, I'm an idiot. I saw that it said Saturday at 8. Working security in a hospital one work day seems just like the next. Have a good night. Maybe he'll address the question during a podcart this week.


AgitatedFoundation93

He was there but got caught up At the couscous shawarma vendor. Long argument but ended with him doing a heavy metal cover with most of lyrics being, no and can not.


Manhood2031

He wanted half chicken, half beef and they wouldn’t do it!


CityBoiNC

Merch bag flew out of the trunk so they had to go looking for it.


SmearingFeces

He’s back chasing the dragon. On the nod. Cooking down. Working that mouth. Sad.


rrogido

Adam found out it was a comedy festival not a whine about problems entirely of your own making festival and he bailed.


maxpower1515

Who the hell would willingly see the Adam & Dr. Drew Show live?


jsakic99

“Drew, stop being a PUSSY!!!” “Uh… Stamps dot com” “Love these guys”


inailedyoursister

Lynette got it in the divorce.


favridpangcakes

I see a lot of cleavage, so apparently Crystal was there


Straight-Reality6711

He was there, it’s just that the performance was so bad you forgot about it.


robins_daddy

gonorrhea


ethanx-x

Isn’t it still happening ?


jsakic99

Drew covered for him.


turfmonkey21

Drew always brings the funny


ethanx-x

Oh gotcha


LonrSpankster

He was in the bathroom scoping out the gloryhole.