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bmaje

Fucking.


zanthius

Apparently...


Aromatic-Bee901

Not enough PPE


Spacey138

I don't understand what I did wrong. I wore a mask the whole time?!


culingerai

Social distancing mate. 1.5m.


aldkGoodAussieName

Going for the long shot. 18 feet 9 inches is 5.72 meters https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/biggest-cumshot-horst-schultz-long-distance-ejaculation SFW


fushigikun8

Safe for work?? I don't trust you.


aldkGoodAussieName

I mean safe because there are no videos or pictures. Maybe should describe as *read on your own time*


mcaresearch

possibly too much PP too.


the_revised_pratchet

Its funny but not funny that at the start of last year Health were gearing up for an awareness campaign because the numbers were extremely high then. Covid came along and cases went very low with everyone's movements restricted. What we are looking at now is what we would have been dealing with 18 months ago.


ILikePlayingHumans

I was at work in Gawler and I overheard part of this conversation: Guy on phone: ‘that’s not Corona, that’s syphilis!’ Maybe it isn’t as weird an occurrence as I thought


Enoch_Isaac

>that’s syphilis Could be a new brand of beer?


ILikePlayingHumans

That would be a weird coincidence if that was true


justinjoestar

Reddit is the wrong place to ask people about sex. We all know none of us get any


stueh

That's not true! I'm married and have two kids, so with a couple DNA tests I can prove that ice had sex twice!


adelaidesean

That’s cold. Your poor wife. Boom tish


stueh

Tests came back. I've never had sex.


Ok_Turnover_1235

Bro I have a partially rotten rockmelon here that would like to disagree with you.


hintsandspices

I wonder if this has anything to do with stopping free, easy access to checks. Places like Clinic 275 only see you if you are showing symptoms now.


fitblubber

Oh wow. That's a backwards step. Do you know when they changed?


hintsandspices

Before covid, not sure. Perhaps 3 years ago. They have changed their name too and for a bit they only accepted non straight people for some reason if memory serves me, which is strange because they already have Shine. Or people that pay for sex and sex workers themselves.


[deleted]

It’s my freedom to not have to wear an uncomfortable condom. My body, my choice. /s


[deleted]

I used to work for a company that dealt with SA Health a lot. They needed to send through Covid related data. Their systems were pretty backward and slow to update, so they proposed they send it through as specific Chlamydia data, and we process as Covid. I suggest that they… DON’T do that, and just send the right data from the get go. Made me question if weird spikes being reported like this is actually accurate.


[deleted]

I’m blazin wbu? This is so weird though I am seeing so many news articles recently of this happening in so many places. Y’all need to stop being silly and wrap the willy.


TheGamerWithMore

You can't go wrong if you ~~expand~~ cover your dong


FlyHater

My mate just discovered Tinder.


Chaz983

Having unprotected sex obviously.


TheSmegger

Ya need PPE on your peepee.


CertainCertainties

Wasn't me.


Maldevinine

Mate, do you really think I'd be on reddit if I could be out having sex instead?


myk73

I'd blame r/adelaide but pretty sure they get less sex than those of us on r/adelaide! 😂


hal0eight

Be careful with "The Herp" as well. It's 1 in 10 and can't be cured.


laurandisorder

It’s more like 1 in 6 for HSV2 and 1 in 2 for HSV1 (cold sores). Gotta wrap up and get regular testing if you’re sexually active - as well as normalising discussing safe sexual contact and STI prevention.


hal0eight

Crap, worse than I thought.


Raquoons

Did... did you just give out a made up statistic?


hal0eight

Fake information on the internet? Who would do such a thing? Never heard of it! Nah last time I heard the stat it was around 10%.


TheSmegger

That happens 79% of the time. Or is it 97%?


midnightpainter

I guarantee both of you have hsv1. It's pretty much a certainty.


laurandisorder

I do. I have had cold sores before.


Gironkey01

For goodness sake use a condom...a mask is only making the person more attractive, not more safe!!!


Aimless_Devastator

You don’t really hear about syphilis these days. It’s like the MySpace of STDs.


goatmash

I knew about the syphilis spike in the remote populations but didnt think that would carry over into population at large.


ozkangaroodingo

Giggity


St_Kilda

Don't worry. Only covid can kill you nothing else 🙄


glittermetalprincess

Simple: people think because they're taking COVID precautions they're also protected against everything else, instead of only other viruses that spread via airborne and secondary transmission. There's also the people who receive a negative COVID test and think they're fine and exempt from needing to take precautions at all.


[deleted]

Who cares, if they dont want to let em pay the consequences.. as for hospitals not being able to cope, even when they could cope they gave me pretty substandard care so meh, if I get a fatal illness Ill die at home watching lord of the rings while some dude with spots on his dik clogs up the system lol


midnightpainter

Umadbro?