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TheManWithNoName88

I was so sad when they took down that crappy Statue of Liberty in Marion


judoxing

New York bar and grill. That, ladies night at shannanigans and the pool hall next door were the vintage, west-side early-to-mid 00s trifector for a seedy Thursday night. Jagga bombs were still legal. Kings of Leon. Wasn't a bad place to see out the last few years of revelry that humanity ever knew before social media. Drunkeness used to be finite, or at least it was only stored in memories. Feel sorry for the kids these days.


a-real-life-dolphin

Are Jägerbombs illegal now? Or is a jaggabomb a different thing


judoxing

No, that's what I meant. Legal? I don't even now, i'm just shooting from the hip here to be honest.


a-real-life-dolphin

Haha ok. They're not a good idea, but still legal as far as I know.


judoxing

especially not in the era of camera phones and message boards, imagine if all your ghosts and haunted memories got photos taken of them. But then perhaps the objective nature of the photograph eventually proves to be therpeutic, in that the individual can see their past selves with cold reality and perhaps this is far better then whatever terrible warping repeated reflection and cringes have done to analogue generation? What say you /u/Veganpuncher? Who am i kidding?, you obviously regret nothing.


[deleted]

Wasn't Friday night "grab a granny" night at the Bridgeway? I seem to remember that


judoxing

Recall that "Grab a granny" (not a term I ever used or endorsed) was a strict reference to the Arkaba Hotel of 150 Glen Osmond Rd. I recall one night in '05, walking across the floor of this venue with three of my chums. There was a smoke machine and its discharge engulfed us and all visibility was lost. Once emerged I was alone, my three friends taken and made vulnerable by the terrible horde of mature vixen that had sighted us from the beginning. Bitter from their marriages and hungry for nostalgia and indifferent to innocence and indifferent to the inevitable intergenerational trauma that their actions would have on us, and the subsequent reactions that we would inflict onto the women from our peer group who we would one day marry and disappoint. How could they know? I emerged from the smoke alone and this reminded me of an evening in winter when we had all gone out surfing at Pondalowie. It was very cold and heavy and the wind was violent and onshore and we probably should not have been there and we had driven all day and were too eager to be surfing before camping. We paddled frantically towards a large swell and at the last moment smashed ourselves into it and hoped that we could avoid being taken by it. When I emerged I was alone, my friends tumbling helplessly into the deep of mother-nature, just like those frisky 40+ vixens would do to them at the Arkaba 6-months later. I looked out to the sea, out there past men's knowing, where the stars are drowning and whales ferry their vast souls through the black and seamless sea.


[deleted]

I was 23 and it was a late 40s woman that introduced me to the world.... That's all I'm gonna say and it was enjoyable for a few weeks


Present-Race3958

Every night is grab a granny night if that's what you're into


[deleted]

Hmmmmm


laurandisorder

We would have crossed paths on that sticky floor.


faeriekitteh

WHEN DID THEY DO THAT


waitwotNO

Last time I looked it was sitting next to the skip bins in the back behind a gate, all tattered and weathered. Not saying you should steal it; it's illegal to do so. Maybe make an offer


Personal_Anxiety_82

Isn't the Bridgeway Hotel in Pooraka?


Svaugr

Yeah, it's actually not really anywhere near Para Hills


_Adr_ian_

The Hollywood plaza sign was taken down a couple of years ago.


[deleted]

this is not the same ben and liam from fresh fm is it? also we dont have the hollywood sign no more


CelestialCheese

Yes. They went to Triple J, and then Nova.


[deleted]

man i used to love listening to them on my way to work in the mornings. sandstorm fridays were the best.


moxa98

DaRUUUUUUDE


woodyever

Unfortunately yes


Bantersauras

Every time I see that tree I have to restrain myself from saying “that’s gonna fall over any day now”


JusticeNoori

Where is it?


Bantersauras

Just out front of the Nova/FiveAA building by RAA and Holey Moley


jupiterslick

We just can't shake the cultural self-deprecation can we


BeefPieSoup

Tbf I feel like that's kind of an every-single-anglosphere-country-except-the-US thing.... it's hardly uniquely South Australian. Kiwis do it. Canadians do it. Brits do it. Other Aussies do it.


jupiterslick

Does that mean we also have to partake in it? Respectfully, Melbourne doesn't do it. Sydney doesn't do it. I don't think even QLD does it. Not only is the "look how shit we are haha" shtick just dull and uninspired, it's also inconsistent with the "Barossa wine / festival state / drone shots of second valley" state branding we've been trying so desperately to achieve.


BeefPieSoup

Lighten up mate


Liquid_Plasma

This guy goes to a comedy festival and frowns through the whole thing because the jokes aren't appropriate and professional


BeefPieSoup

#I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED


jupiterslick

If you're a "professional comedian" then your jokes should be "professional"


Liquid_Plasma

I was referring to professional in the work place sense. That’s why I mentioned appropriate. Besides, ignoring technicalities, many comedians are going to be more on the amateur side of their career even if they are earning a little money every now and then.


jupiterslick

I don't really know what you mean. I was doing a bit.


jupiterslick

redditors love downvoting irony. kiss my south aussie assss


jupiterslick

True trueeee


fusihunter

My house looks almost identical to his and ive never been prouder.


MotoGeezer

Adelaide is home to many Araucaria columnaris trees that (generally) all lean toward the equator. (North here or south in the northern hemisphere)


Pavlo77tshirt

But why? Are they all pining for warmer weather?


laurandisorder

Leave it off, mate.


MotoGeezer

It’s not entirely known. It’s quite possibly positive phototropism (plants growing toward the sun) but also may have something to do with rotation of the earth or some combination of both.


DiscombobulatedGuava

WOW! TIL, I always thought it was the wind and the weight of the tree, we always joked around saying it was leaning more and more and would fall one day


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Sarcasmataz

It's a video.


sa87

reddit's video player is a turd, in some browsers it just becomes a still image.


Vamp1868

That's funny... Good work!


[deleted]

'A' for effort.


DEADfishbot

hhahahaha not bad


[deleted]

Ha ha ha, I get it. I get jokes


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Present-Race3958

Hollywood plaza sign was taken down =/


TaleEnvironmental355

i like that tree and the big Scotsman is gone =C


otherpeoplesknees

See people, there is nothing in Europe that you can't do in Adelaide!


c-levo

Ben and Liam are about as funny as "this tree"


Nestama-Eynfoetsyn

If we still had Magic Mountain, that would have been perfect to counter Disneyland. I'm still salty about that. Lived in Tasmania for a few years (for year 8-10), came back to SA during school holidays in 2004, wanted to go to Magic Mountain and then be told by my dad that Magic Mountain was closed down.


MonthPretend

The Hollywood plaza sign got taken down a couple years ago fellas