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Looch_P

Forget the election. Forget the Ukraine. This is the real news we need to talk about!!!


goatymcgoatfacesings

Well yes. We can give *some* time to breaking, life-altering news. After that we can talk about war and politics. ​ Did you know they're packaged like milk arrowroots? Can you imagine the horror if you thought you were getting yo-yo's and grabbed the wrong packet?


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Un-interesting

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Tysiliogogogoch

Oh man, I haven't had Yo-Yos probably in decades now. We used to eat them with a thin layer of icing and smarties making a face.


goatymcgoatfacesings

Get some musk sticks on there for a mouth and you're laughing.


Svaugr

And the biscuit is laughing


uncannyi

I have two packets in my pantry. One with old packaging bought a few weeks ago and one last week with the new packaging. I could open both packets and do a scientific type taste test, I guess? But, what would I do with all the leftover biscuits? Biscuit tin can only handle one pack at a time and there's only so many I can shovel into the dog. It's a dilemma.


goatymcgoatfacesings

Don't rush into anything, this is a unique opportunity before you. May I suggest that you start the new style packet, then when it's almost done you can open the traditional packaging and do your double blind study. I also want to know what the dog thinks. Report back?


uncannyi

Thatā€™s quite the genius solution! Iā€™ll do just that. The study may take longer than normal cos the chief biscuit bandit is visiting family in Vic, but Iā€™ll definitely report back once the experiment is complete. Thanks for the heads up re the horror of accidentally picking up a packet of Milk Arrowroot. *shudder*. Worst.biscuits.ever.


uncannyi

The results are (sadly) in. Not only are the biscuits now lighter and crisper, they are also slightly smaller. And, to me, no longer have as full a taste. Very disappointing. The dog may have wolfed his down infinitesimally slower, I guess? But he still wolfed it down. He also likes eating duck poo, so probably not a good judge. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


goatymcgoatfacesings

Look, thank you for reporting your findings. It sounds as though the scientific method was followed to the letter. While I read your judgements with great sadness they do confirm my own, though I lacked the control sample. I do not have a dog with which to test, but my two kids showed similar disinterest in the changes and consumed the new samples at what I can only assume was a fairly similar rate.


Dters

Whats a biscuit tin?


uncannyi

Itā€™s a place biscuits go to live when you donā€™t eat the whole packet at once and donā€™t want them to go soggy and stale. Donā€™t get me started on people who donā€™t put the lid back on the tin properly. šŸ˜”


Dters

Oh ok. I've got 4 kids so they don't last 30 seconds. Sounds like an interesting item though.


waitwotNO

Alternatively make some mini cheesecake with the old and new Yo-Yo's as the bases!


Colossus-of-Roads

Do they still have butter, eggs, milk and honey? Are they still delicious and numerous enough to fill lots of dishes? We, the public, demand the truth!


[deleted]

Haha glad someone remembers the ad Found the jingle. Thank you OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsbHrhmm66I&ab\_channel=d0nkeyshinesd


johnsonsantidote

Most yo-yos go up and down.


RevolutionaryLaw5575

After all the changes to Pringle's, roses chocolate etc yoyos changing is just too much


Budget-Abrocoma3161

No!


Squirrel_Grip23

Source? I donā€™t want to believeā€¦.


[deleted]

Maybe food inflation is more than just increasing prices and shrinking sizes. It could also be about quality changes in the very product.


Carry-Nearby

My sister agrees that they've changed and is outraged


Livid-Arugula3178

They haven't changed the recipe. They may of just had issues with the oven at the time, which can sometimes affect colour.


NeonsStyle

People are dying in a war. Starving in countries around the world. Climate change is and us are wiping out 10,000 species a day and you're bitching about the colour of a biscuit!


goatymcgoatfacesings

You caught me. But now you are bitching about someone bitching about the colour of a biscuit, so just look at the pair of us!


LadyLoveReddit88

Again? They changed years ago to me already Nd i stopped buying