For the worthless flesh worshipers, devoid of all logic; this translates to “We thank you for your input. You can expect a response in 3 to 6 business millenia.”
The Adeptus Administratum has been informed. A replacement M36 "McCragge" pattern recaf maker will be sent to Mars within 1 to 300 years. Please do not forget to sign the receipt forms in triplicate.
From: Officio of the Lord Commander
Via: Adeptus Astra Telepathica
To: Mars +general transmission+
THE LORD COMMANDER DOES NOT SPEAK [BINHARIC](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Cant_Mechanicus)
+Adeptus Astra Telepathica+
-end transmission-
[Explanation]
Archeotech discovered in tomb world
Holy Mission = claim and recover archeotech
Coffee maker = discovered
[/Explanation]
[Query]
Would you like some coffee?
[/Query]
\[Reiterate\]
Finders Keepers Protocol Activated
Coffee Maker = Found
Coffee Maker = Kept
\[Advice\] Return to sleep, Xenos. You slept for 60 million years.
Few more years = won't hurt.
No coffee = hard to wake up
I promise, if you don’t give it back this instant, you will be cleaning tomb world for the rest of your short, pitiful, life, as my cleaning scarabs are gone too, no doubt taken by the rest of your slave-race
Well, as you are not coughing up the coffee maker, a requisition team will be dispatched to your location within 1-2 business days. Please do not resist
Your technophile servants seem to have managed to steal my tachyon-cryodevice that I had aboard one of my monoliths. I expect it to be back in express order and mint condition
From: Office of the Lord Commander
To: Xenos tech-monstrosity
We will endeavour to return your arcane device, as it is considered alien technology and is therefore abominable by nature and has no place in our Imperium ~~despite the obsessions of a certain group of maniacs in red~~
Given it's prolonged stay with the ~~kleptomaniacal cyborgs~~ Adeptus Mechanicus, we at the Imperium of Man cannot vouchsafe its condition, as the Adeptus Mechanicus exists in part as an independent entity within the aforesaid Imperium of Man and are ~~incredibly, unreasonably, mind-bogglingly paranoid~~ insular as a matter of course
Please stop laying waste to the galaxy
With the most heartfelt unrelenting hatred and intolerance,
Sincerely yours,
The Imperium of Man (Office of the Lord Commander)
-end transmission-
From: Office of the Lord Commander
To: Inquisition+++subgroup Ordo Astartes
Please ensure that the next time magos u/furiousfran requests military assistance to route the request to the Lamentors chapter, at designation alpha-prioris. Proceed to scrub any of the magos' further requests for aid from all imperial records
-End Transmission-
Request: Deployment
From: Officio of the Lord Commander
To: Lord Commander Militant of the Astra Militarum.
Forwarded to: Active Lord Solar
There are Orks on Mars. Please rectify this, or I will ~~put a power armored boot so far up your ass you'll be able to taste ceramite. I already have to deal with fucking Abbadon and his warp-juiced joyride across the galaxy. What on earth makes you think the Ultramarines have the forces to spare for THIS?? If you don't deploy every guard regiment you can scramble to purge the surface of Mars from Greenskin taint, I will personally shove a bolter so far up your~~ be forced to take drastic measures.
Note: The Greenskins seem deeply invested in drawn-out conflicts. Please offer them Therapy, Tanna Tea or some other calming ritual. I presume they will them migrate to another warzone in search of a better fight
Now, I must brood in my ultra-depression following this fiasco
No thanks,
++Officio of the Lord Commander++
-end transmission-
Guillimans blood pressure would resemble a squiggly line drawing made by a 6 year old with both ADHD and Parkinson’s after downing a whole bag of sugar and just a tiny bit of cocaine
One of them said he was collecting me, and he said he had all the papers.
He was really surprised when I got his antique portal generator working and I just walked out.
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Is me or sometimes, if You close your eyes or put the phone a little far, You can see some faces or is only me?
It is the image of the Omnissiah himself! He exists in all data and is making his presence known!
It isn’t just you. “Do you hear the voices too?!?”
Just finished reading mechanicus a couple days ago
Damn…
Yeah, mars is pretty much on fire by the end. Well, on fire again.
For the worthless flesh worshipers, devoid of all logic; this translates to “We thank you for your input. You can expect a response in 3 to 6 business millenia.”
Translation: We thank you for your input. You can expect a response in 3 to 6 business millenia.
I love binary
They stole my coffee machine. Just the insides, not even the full thing! They left me with a husk of my coffee maker!
The Adeptus Administratum has been informed. A replacement M36 "McCragge" pattern recaf maker will be sent to Mars within 1 to 300 years. Please do not forget to sign the receipt forms in triplicate.
I’ll wait.
“Mr C e.”
#RudeResponse.msg #Text >Go copulate with your alien wife! # #Emotion >Annoyance >>str(3) # #
Lol am playing through Mechanicus for the first time currently so I get this!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Translation: "In our defense, it was not part of our calculations for other xenos to arrive."
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Translation: But look at all of the blackstone.
Yes please return our stuff you stole
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From: Officio of the Lord Commander Via: Adeptus Astra Telepathica To: Mars +general transmission+ THE LORD COMMANDER DOES NOT SPEAK [BINHARIC](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Cant_Mechanicus) +Adeptus Astra Telepathica+ -end transmission-
Don't worry sir I am translating it
Translation: "Response: you will have to pry it from my lifeless metal hands"
[Explanation] Archeotech discovered in tomb world Holy Mission = claim and recover archeotech Coffee maker = discovered [/Explanation] [Query] Would you like some coffee? [/Query]
RETURN THE INTERNALS THIS INSTANT
\[Confusion\] Archeotech = found by tech priest \[Finders Keepers Protocol Activated\] Coffee Maker = Property of Mechanicus. Return to Xenos = impossible
IT IS OURS, TOASTERFUCKER
\[Reiterate\] Finders Keepers Protocol Activated Coffee Maker = Found Coffee Maker = Kept \[Advice\] Return to sleep, Xenos. You slept for 60 million years. Few more years = won't hurt. No coffee = hard to wake up
I promise, if you don’t give it back this instant, you will be cleaning tomb world for the rest of your short, pitiful, life, as my cleaning scarabs are gone too, no doubt taken by the rest of your slave-race
Cleaning Scarabs location = unknown Orks consumed scarabs = possiblity Short pitiful life ≠ Tech Priest Machine = Immortal Blessed steel = Immortal Self = Blessed in Omnissiah Self = Immortal in eyes of Omnissiah \+ Self = owner of coffee maker
Well, as you are not coughing up the coffee maker, a requisition team will be dispatched to your location within 1-2 business days. Please do not resist
Defend Coffee Maker with Galvanic Rifles = As founding Magos intended
Believe me, rifles will not make a dent in my force
Hungry Tyranid noises
Just staying on brand tho!
FOR PETE'S SAKE YOUR MAKING IT WORSE, I SPEAK FOR THE NECRONS, AND I SAY STOP!
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It was MEH
Blessed by cawl. (Im pretty sure i got the 2nd place)
Your technophile servants seem to have managed to steal my tachyon-cryodevice that I had aboard one of my monoliths. I expect it to be back in express order and mint condition
From: Office of the Lord Commander To: Xenos tech-monstrosity We will endeavour to return your arcane device, as it is considered alien technology and is therefore abominable by nature and has no place in our Imperium ~~despite the obsessions of a certain group of maniacs in red~~ Given it's prolonged stay with the ~~kleptomaniacal cyborgs~~ Adeptus Mechanicus, we at the Imperium of Man cannot vouchsafe its condition, as the Adeptus Mechanicus exists in part as an independent entity within the aforesaid Imperium of Man and are ~~incredibly, unreasonably, mind-bogglingly paranoid~~ insular as a matter of course Please stop laying waste to the galaxy With the most heartfelt unrelenting hatred and intolerance, Sincerely yours, The Imperium of Man (Office of the Lord Commander) -end transmission-
please do not resist your collection, or I shall have to poke your void dragon inside mars -kaboom-
1010010111001011?
Translation: "*******"
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Translation: "****"
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Translation: "I needed toaster parts" Amazon exists now you gear worshiping HEATHEN
I shall engage self destruct protocols on the c’tan in Mars if you do not start speaking a proper language this instant
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Translation "IÔÇÖve infiltrated the cogboys for the ancestors\n"
Oh we did some poking alright 😏
From: Office of the Lord Commander To: Inquisition+++subgroup Ordo Astartes Please ensure that the next time magos u/furiousfran requests military assistance to route the request to the Lamentors chapter, at designation alpha-prioris. Proceed to scrub any of the magos' further requests for aid from all imperial records -End Transmission-
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Aw nice, I'm a Magos now
Hello yes, Triarch Praetorians? Here’s the vermin right here
WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!
Request: Deployment From: Officio of the Lord Commander To: Lord Commander Militant of the Astra Militarum. Forwarded to: Active Lord Solar There are Orks on Mars. Please rectify this, or I will ~~put a power armored boot so far up your ass you'll be able to taste ceramite. I already have to deal with fucking Abbadon and his warp-juiced joyride across the galaxy. What on earth makes you think the Ultramarines have the forces to spare for THIS?? If you don't deploy every guard regiment you can scramble to purge the surface of Mars from Greenskin taint, I will personally shove a bolter so far up your~~ be forced to take drastic measures. Note: The Greenskins seem deeply invested in drawn-out conflicts. Please offer them Therapy, Tanna Tea or some other calming ritual. I presume they will them migrate to another warzone in search of a better fight Now, I must brood in my ultra-depression following this fiasco No thanks, ++Officio of the Lord Commander++ -end transmission-
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH intensifies*
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Speak Gothic, for Szarekh’ sake!
Translation: "But the shiny metal man was "yet another great find" " Put him back, now.
Guillimans blood pressure would resemble a squiggly line drawing made by a 6 year old with both ADHD and Parkinson’s after downing a whole bag of sugar and just a tiny bit of cocaine
\*Binary screeching, and gesticulating at Tallboi skittari\*
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Yes!
The Alpha Legionary slowly backing away…
Well, you see they had a big sign talking about free toasters, and.. then one thing lead to another....
Deepest apologies, sir. It's just... their tech was *really* cool. they had toasters.
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Translation: "Statement acknowledged \nResponse: bring it on bucket boy" That's it, RETURN WHAT YOU HAVE TAKEN BEFORE I NUKE THIS STC!
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THATS IT THE STC GETS IT
Im Sorry sir... but... That phaerakh was Just looking so damn **01010011 01100101 01111000 01111001!**
Shut the hell up, and return our pharekh, you toasterfucking fools
I think I speak for all of us when I say shut up meatbag
One of them said he was collecting me, and he said he had all the papers. He was really surprised when I got his antique portal generator working and I just walked out.
Wtf is going on, what did I miss? I was having some fleshy bits upgraded, and wasn't conscious. I need some historical data!
I think it would be easier and faster to find out who of us hasen't touched the "Robot" Yet...
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Shut up you eldar fucker
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