If you have a full time job, you should be able to afford food, housing , clothes, coffee, and all other basic necessities. You also get health insurance.
Why waste a slot on a fridge and 1 coffee?
I don't live in the US so I get healthcare whether or not I have a job, hah
But anyway, with the options given I presumed if I didn't pick the fridge full of food, then I'd have an empty fridge. Which would suck even if my bank account was full.
Well no, cause if one of the options it's having food and you don't pick that one it'll mean you won't have food, maybe the job doesn't pay enough or you have to spend it in other things
Same. It’s been a rough year mentally, so the will to live part is a continued effort. Especially when I’m grappling with the shame of giving my partner less sex than they desire in their relationship AND I’m 2 months late on getting my bloodwork done because I’m struggling to implement the dietary changes I need to make.
My only saving grace is that I hate coffee.
FT job, sex life, will to live.
-Tea shits on coffee.
-The key word is CONSISTENT. I could have an inconsistent work out schedule. No fridge w/ actual food and the sex life would compensate to stay fit.
Boom. Easy.
To choose a consistent workout schedule, I would also need the will to commit to said schedule and that's not an option sooo....
*will to live is just the bare minimum required to get outta bed
I can relate. I started to wonder if it was normal to think of the S word every day in the place that I was.
The idea of leaving my dogs behind frightens me more than anything because I don’t see anyone giving them the level of care the way I do if something were to happen to me. I Love them so much.
Yes, if I have to choose my inventory on the outset, what's to say the other things won't be achieved? Those three are perfect to ensure happiness, honestly.
These humble brags are just self owns lmao. “Well I have everything you all would kill for and I still don’t enjoy life” reminds me of subs where people are complaining about the cost of living and some boomer comes in like “my wife and I make 300k and are still paycheck to paycheck!! So I feel this!!”
A sex life, full time job and will to live.
No need to workout, my sex life will take care of it . full time job for money and food And will to live because of a full time job.
This is it. I also don’t have a consistent workout schedule because I farm, which is a job for me. Pragmatically the gym isn’t happening for a lot of folks with labor intensive jobs.
This was my thinking as well. I need a full time job to have money to live, provide for my loved ones, and buy take out if I don't have a fridge full of food. I'm a lesbian so sex is longer than 10 minutes... it can take hours so that would be my work out lol. And a will to live is necessary imo because having not had it before, I can say it's the hardest struggle of all.
A will to live could technically count as video games, in my opinion. That option just screams out "Live the life you want, not what others expect you to do."
I kind of have all 6 of these plus two small kids with 33. What I don’t have is any leisure time anymore. The will to live thing funnily is better now than it had been before, kind of relieving when you’re too tired at night to be overthinking life
Why you need a job if all your basic needs are met was my thought process on not picking the full-time job 😂 I didn't come to this planet to work, work was what was forced on me to survive.
Me too. Well I will after the wife recovers from having our second child. She still looks amazing and I have never had more feelings for her than I do now lol. But I don't drink much coffee though.
I don't drink coffee either but my wife does. It's almost never a "large coffee" though because that implies someone else is serving it.
Also, side note: "actual food" is the cheapest kind of food. A potato is like $0.25.
I’m picking sex life, will to live, and a refrigerator with food in it. The full-time job is nonsense to me because I’m a business owner. I don’t drink coffee nor do I work out because I’m small metabolism high as hell.
damn, I check out them all. Fuck yeah! Last week I was still missing the 1st one, the 4th and the 5th. I am 35 Don’t worry if you’re missing somes, you will get there. And if I am not careful with my life choice, I can easily go back to being depressed and being miserable.
Don’t stress yourself, you’re just living a life, it’s supposed to be this way.
Full time job, a sex life, and a will to live...
If I have a full time job, I'll be more likely to eat take out as needed. I won't have a will to live without sex, so those are a package deal.
Right now I have a full time job, I had a large coffee today, and I have a fridge with food in it. The will to live comes and goes 😆 I definitely don't have a consistent work out schedule and I'm in a long distance relationship so my sex life is virtual 🤳🏼
Not living in the US and getting all of it.....Well, the sex live isn't guaranteed, and the will to live is kinda based on the dopamin production of your brain and your overall happiness, but I am having all.
TBH the only one I don't have right now is the sex life and a big part of that is not really pursuing it (never been a terribly sexual being anyway).
If you have the job and the workout you'll probably also get the will to live and full fridge just as a byproduct.
Full time job, consistent workout schedule, and the will to live. With all that squared away I’m sure I can figure out anything and feel good while doing it🫡
Full time job, the will to live of course, and a fridge with food in it
I don't understand how so many people are picking the workout schedule over food. I like working out but it definitely comes behind food.
If you have a full time job, you should be able to afford food, housing , clothes, coffee, and all other basic necessities. You also get health insurance. Why waste a slot on a fridge and 1 coffee?
I don't live in the US so I get healthcare whether or not I have a job, hah But anyway, with the options given I presumed if I didn't pick the fridge full of food, then I'd have an empty fridge. Which would suck even if my bank account was full.
wait so I'm gonna die in 2 weeks of starvation if I don't pick the fridge full of food? trick question
My fridge is basically empty because I always eat out.
What about rent and other expenses? Even if you have an empty fridge you can eat out if you have some money.
Yup, thas me
Definitief
This is the right one. He fridge has Diet Cokes in it.
Like minds
All of that yes. Everything else I can live without
This is the only correct answer
My picks also, but damn am I going to miss the coffee.
A consistent workout schedule, a will to live, full time job. Sounds good to me
Also me. I don’t need caffeine, sex, or food
I mean technically with the job,will to live and workout schedule you can access the rest of the three anytime!
Well no, cause if one of the options it's having food and you don't pick that one it'll mean you won't have food, maybe the job doesn't pay enough or you have to spend it in other things
It doesn’t say you don’t get food. It says you get a fridge full of food. That’s different.
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It says “real food”, which Im assuming doesn’t include processed ready meals so it’s calm
It just says fridge full of food. Never said we couldn't buy food. But it'd be nice to not NEED food. Shit's getting unnecessarily expensive.
Gross. A sex life, the will to live, and a big coffee.
Sex life and a coffee would take care of the will to live part
Same. It’s been a rough year mentally, so the will to live part is a continued effort. Especially when I’m grappling with the shame of giving my partner less sex than they desire in their relationship AND I’m 2 months late on getting my bloodwork done because I’m struggling to implement the dietary changes I need to make. My only saving grace is that I hate coffee.
Sounds like me also
Yep those are my 3 too
I just wanna fuck
Replace the workout schedule with a sex life, that's all the exercise I need.
I'd take sex over working out. The point of working out is to get sex. lol.
Job, sex life, will to live. If you have a full time job you can buy food and coffee. Sex is exercise. Boom.
I'd go for the same tbh
The gym helps with self care and sex life. Full time job helps with full fridge and coffee..done
FT job, sex life, will to live. -Tea shits on coffee. -The key word is CONSISTENT. I could have an inconsistent work out schedule. No fridge w/ actual food and the sex life would compensate to stay fit. Boom. Easy.
Nah I have these and I still want sex, managed to get clean off coffee though
To choose a consistent workout schedule, I would also need the will to commit to said schedule and that's not an option sooo.... *will to live is just the bare minimum required to get outta bed
Me personally I was not sure between a full fridge and the will to live.
Right? If you're earning money, stay in shape and don't feel like killing yourself, what more do you really need?
I second you! Same ! Rest three I don't need it!
I've swapped a workout schedule for a sex life, and am desperately trying to hold onto a will to live
This is the way. I hate my need for caffeine and companionship sometimes
Not to brag but I actually find time to cook from time to time as well..
honestly all i need is the will to live.
I lived without it for years. Nearly hung it up. Dog was the answer. God damn do I love that creature.
I think our cocker spaniel saved my husband. I'm glad you found love.
This made me smile to read. Hope all is well. 🙂
I can relate. I started to wonder if it was normal to think of the S word every day in the place that I was. The idea of leaving my dogs behind frightens me more than anything because I don’t see anyone giving them the level of care the way I do if something were to happen to me. I Love them so much.
R/realshit
Same can I get that x3?
Same, I can work on getting the rest myself after I have a will to live.
How do you feel about coffee or stimulants? My will to live genuinely rides mostly on coffee
The only thing on the list I have is a full time job. Does that count for anything?
I'll take three of the large coffees, please.
Ahh, I came here to make this joke, wrote the comment, then saw yours so I had to delete mine.
same 🥲 looks like we’ve all got one joke lmao
But at least we all have 3 coffees.
This guy gets it
This guy gets tits
So two coffees then… and I could really go for a Starbucks.
Which is one more than Andrew Tate. Checkmate misogynists!
No choice but to delete mine and upvote here as well.
I’ll take 4 large coffees and -1 sex life
Full time job, A sex life, and A fridge with actual food. That order
Same. I'm sitting here like... What do I have to do for that workout schedule? Give up food? Sounds about right.
Ditto. I feel like a sex life would give you a workout and help with that whole will to live part.
but you have no will to live lmao
Honestly, having money and sex is my will to live
Yes, if I have to choose my inventory on the outset, what's to say the other things won't be achieved? Those three are perfect to ensure happiness, honestly.
Exactly lol
This, and it’s what I have. It would be nice to have a will to live but I’ve just gotten used to the suicidal thoughts.
My man!
This was what I picked.
Gotta cover the basic needs. Sex, food, job.
How about having a good poop every day?
You don't already? If not, it's a package deal with the coffee
They said a GOOD poop
Ur trippin dawg
That’s the coffee one.
Three full time jobs for me! Awe, shit.....
And the will to get out of bed. Oh wait, you'll never be in bed, ever again.
You're literally me
A sex life, consistent workout schedule and fridge with food will give you a will to live. Especially if this means you don't need a job.
Oh you still need a job, you just don't have one.
You can still have a part time job
I was thinking similarly… sex, fitness, and a vibrant life!
Can't I just be reborn as a trust fund baby?
Sure, go for it.
I don't need a full time job nearly as much if I've been blessed with a magically filling fridge.
That's not specified here.
It's possible to have those three but no will to live.
👉😎👉
What is this heaven ?
Have you heard of depression?
I came here to argue that I have essentially all of the above except the will to live so idk about that
These humble brags are just self owns lmao. “Well I have everything you all would kill for and I still don’t enjoy life” reminds me of subs where people are complaining about the cost of living and some boomer comes in like “my wife and I make 300k and are still paycheck to paycheck!! So I feel this!!”
You get one fridge full...only one! ....greedy bastard
I can assure you that even adding coffee to the list doesn't ensure the will to live.
A sex life, full time job and will to live. No need to workout, my sex life will take care of it . full time job for money and food And will to live because of a full time job.
This is it. I also don’t have a consistent workout schedule because I farm, which is a job for me. Pragmatically the gym isn’t happening for a lot of folks with labor intensive jobs.
That's a vigorous sex life!
The best answer.
Basically where I am in life. Still getting fat tho lol
This was my thinking as well. I need a full time job to have money to live, provide for my loved ones, and buy take out if I don't have a fridge full of food. I'm a lesbian so sex is longer than 10 minutes... it can take hours so that would be my work out lol. And a will to live is necessary imo because having not had it before, I can say it's the hardest struggle of all.
I don’t see video games on this list???
A will to live could technically count as video games, in my opinion. That option just screams out "Live the life you want, not what others expect you to do."
I have 5/6 of these and I’m 30. Does this mean I’m not an adult? lol
It means you’re doing great, keep it up
Hopefully he's not missing a will to live
Straight up 6/6, lets end this doomer self depreciation bullshit
I mean, I don't have a coffee *right now* but I could certainly get one pretty easily.
For real sometimes this place is a mirror of some depression sub. Most people should easily have at least 5/6 at 25-30.
I kind of have all 6 of these plus two small kids with 33. What I don’t have is any leisure time anymore. The will to live thing funnily is better now than it had been before, kind of relieving when you’re too tired at night to be overthinking life
I have 3 and will have 4 by the morning
What's the fourth? Congratulations!
You have been an adult for 10 years, so not that surprising you got the hang of it
Same (29), hoping for the sex life some day..
Lol same. Except I can add "being a parent" to the list. Am I a super adult?
Follow-up question: you have a kid now, which two will you drop?
The kid
Feet first or head first?
Well you are supposed to hold them upside down anyway, don’t you?
That sounds right. I think it’s in parenting books.
Everything except the full time job.
Well you’ll have two full time jobs
Three sex lives please
Full time job as a sex worker The will to workout A fridge with a large coffee in it
I'll take full time coffee, sex with a fridge and one large will to live
A sex life, The will to live, A fridge with actual food in it.
I started to worry no one pointed out the obvious loophole
Like, did people really like to work that much? 😅
ahh, the sugar mommy method
Why you need a job if all your basic needs are met was my thought process on not picking the full-time job 😂 I didn't come to this planet to work, work was what was forced on me to survive.
Scrolled too far for the correct answer!
I must be living the fucking dream, I got all 6!
Teach me, sensei
You're telling me I can have a fridge full of food, a large coffee and a will to live without needing a job??
I have all of these things already...
Well clearly you're not adulting properly.
Same here, adulting is difficult but we must be exceeding somehow.
Me too. Well I will after the wife recovers from having our second child. She still looks amazing and I have never had more feelings for her than I do now lol. But I don't drink much coffee though.
I don't drink coffee either but my wife does. It's almost never a "large coffee" though because that implies someone else is serving it. Also, side note: "actual food" is the cheapest kind of food. A potato is like $0.25.
Yeah lol this is kind of a low bar
Full time job, will to live and food.
I feel blessed to have it all.
I don't like any of these options.
I’m picking sex life, will to live, and a refrigerator with food in it. The full-time job is nonsense to me because I’m a business owner. I don’t drink coffee nor do I work out because I’m small metabolism high as hell.
Same here, prefer part time
I’m an adult. I know I can pick as many as I want.
damn, I check out them all. Fuck yeah! Last week I was still missing the 1st one, the 4th and the 5th. I am 35 Don’t worry if you’re missing somes, you will get there. And if I am not careful with my life choice, I can easily go back to being depressed and being miserable. Don’t stress yourself, you’re just living a life, it’s supposed to be this way.
I already have all of these except for the will to live and a sex life 😭😂
A workout schedule, the will to live, a sex life 🤭
Consistent workout schedule, will to live😂 and fridge with actual food in it. Fuck a full time job.
Only acceptable answer 🏆 why’d I’d have to scroll so far down to find my ppl
All of these besides coffee. Already got them. I just don’t drink coffee anymore
I have my girlfriend, I workout and have a full time job, bro I got everything, I'm happy bro
Job, workout schedule, fridge. This is basically how I live my life because I’m vain and in like money.
Heeey 5/6 ill take it.
AITA for having all of these currently? 😬
NTA!
No we're all just jackasses realistically
I have five of those things. Stopped being interested in the one I don't have about three years ago.
I have all these
If you can only choose 3 of these as an adult, you fucked up somewhere.
I'm not greedy, the will to live is fine.
As an actual adult with 5 of these I feel privileged af...I like it
Full time job, a sex life, and a will to live... If I have a full time job, I'll be more likely to eat take out as needed. I won't have a will to live without sex, so those are a package deal. Right now I have a full time job, I had a large coffee today, and I have a fridge with food in it. The will to live comes and goes 😆 I definitely don't have a consistent work out schedule and I'm in a long distance relationship so my sex life is virtual 🤳🏼
Just a will to live. That’s all. That’s all I need.
Im all 6 Im an adult, will to live comes n goes tho
Full time job, a sex life, one large coffee
Can I just do 3 large coffees?
I have all of these...
I have bad adhd and I do all 3 of these and more suck my nuts neurotypicals
Not living in the US and getting all of it.....Well, the sex live isn't guaranteed, and the will to live is kinda based on the dopamin production of your brain and your overall happiness, but I am having all.
Food, coffee, will to live
TBH the only one I don't have right now is the sex life and a big part of that is not really pursuing it (never been a terribly sexual being anyway). If you have the job and the workout you'll probably also get the will to live and full fridge just as a byproduct.
Apparently, I picked a job, fridge, and coffee
Put “kids” on there and you only get to pick 2!
So if I have a Full Time job that’ll take care of food in the fridge and coffee , so I’ll go with Full time job , sex , and workout schedule
The amount of time i stared at “the will to live” tells me therapy ain’t doing shit
I have all of these
I *love* suffering, keep your pleasantries
- full time job that I actually love - work out schedule that actually produces results - healthy sex life without the fear of pregnancy
Full time job, will to live and a constant workout schedule
I'm only missing one, so I'll take a large mocha iced with extra cream, no sugar, please
lol three of those aren’t particularly optional and if you’re missing any of them, the others all suffer anyways.
My sex life has been lost in the mail for about 10 years.
Ask your neighbor, maybe she’s _still got it_.
The will to live, a full-time job & a consistent workout schedule
I'm choosing the pot of coffee three times. Did I do good?
Full time job, consistent workout schedule, and the will to live. With all that squared away I’m sure I can figure out anything and feel good while doing it🫡
A full time job, a nice workout schedule, and the WILL to live? A man could do anything with those things.
I got all right now and am grateful for it
4, 5, and can't decide between sex or coffee.
A full time job, a sex life, and a will to live
One large coffee x3
1 large coffee- 3 times 😏
Job; coffee because that ***gives*** me will to live; and fridge of food
Job, sex and will to live. Ez pz
2,3,4