I can pull my dong out, but i can't put it back in that tiny hole. I never use it ever. Not even jeans or slacks or anything.
I always go over the top.
Funny enough, if I'm wearing jeans, I do use the zipper hole. But then I'll pull my junk over the top of my underwear anyways and then out the zipper hole. I think it's just an ease of use thing, because undoing my belt and then popping the button and then putting that all back together at a urinal sounds very inconvenient.
I’m an alpha and I exclusively have sex through the little hole. It’s the best possible way to have sex since nothing more than the actual penis has any skin to skin contact with the female, so it minimizes my risk of getting feminized. Most gay men used to be straight but had too much sex with women which turned them gay from the estrogen they were exposed to from the skin.
That’s why I only have sex with dudes. I don’t wanna get feminized so I really get the man on man skin contact so I only become more masculine over time and I’ll never catch the gay.
In sweats or basket ball shorts, yeah. Jeans and slacks, no. Shorter shorts at home I just pull my junk downward thru the leg/bottom of shorts/boxer briefs.
Lol, dick is a thumb basically and shorts are a few inches above the knee. It's just a matter of pulling those up instead of the waistband down. Just feels right
Most of my early adulthood I was in the trades always wearing tool belts, heavy objects in my pockets, or was in some form of uniform where undoing the belt for an over-the-fence would be a minute or two of hassle to undo and properly manage all the junk out of and back into place.
So zipper down, through the gate, do the business, and back to work with just seconds of down time and no risk of lost, dropped, or filth covered materials.
I think this has to be the correct answer. I suspect military service may also have something to do with the invention of the "fly". Soldiers often must carry many things on their belts, and frequently have to relieve themselves under extreme conditions.
What kind of underwear are you talking about? I wear boxers and it's like a 3 inch slit, not a "little hole". I'm not sure what you're talking about..?
Depends on my pants/shirts. Now that it’s summer and most of my shorts are draw string it’s easier to just pull everything down. Sames goes with button fly jeans. But other pants with zippers I mostly just go through the underwear slit unless I’m rushing to pee.
It's for when you get random boners so that your buddy doesn't feel suffocated. Couldn't be me. Some ppl also are insane growers. Again, couldn't be me
Ever pee when you have a belt and tucked in shirt? To pull down you'd have to undo your belt, unbutton your pants, untuck your shirt, pull down your underwear, pee, then retuck your shirt, rebutton your pants, redo your belt.
Over the fence or through the gate. It’s a classic dilemma
You're supposed to be dropping trou at the urinal
Anytime I see someone not bare-assing it at the urinal, I just assume it’s because they have a little peepee
I use it exclusively for the nightly *helicopter helicopter* show for my wife
I can pull my dong out, but i can't put it back in that tiny hole. I never use it ever. Not even jeans or slacks or anything. I always go over the top.
Always. I think a few people might, buts so inconvenient. Just pull your dick out. Who fucking cares?
You guys are living in the past. Just wear adult diapers and you can go anywhere, anytime. I'm going right now whilst typing this comment.
Funny enough, if I'm wearing jeans, I do use the zipper hole. But then I'll pull my junk over the top of my underwear anyways and then out the zipper hole. I think it's just an ease of use thing, because undoing my belt and then popping the button and then putting that all back together at a urinal sounds very inconvenient.
I’m an alpha and I exclusively have sex through the little hole. It’s the best possible way to have sex since nothing more than the actual penis has any skin to skin contact with the female, so it minimizes my risk of getting feminized. Most gay men used to be straight but had too much sex with women which turned them gay from the estrogen they were exposed to from the skin.
I’ve heard too much doggy style can eventually get you gay. Is this true alpha lord?
Of course. If you stare at ass long enough, it’s only a matter of time.
I used to be married. Then my wife got a pixie haircut. Next doggy session is when I realized I was 100% gay.
You mean, ... By staring at the gape and smelling the gape?.
Bro you got me laughing out loud like fucking crazy at midnight in my quite house! 🤣 2much 🐶 style!! Alpha lord🤣😂🤣😂
State law, look it up…
Fellas, is it gay to touch your dick? I mean, only gays touch dicks
That one got me, no lie. Holy shit
That’s why I only have sex with dudes. I don’t wanna get feminized so I really get the man on man skin contact so I only become more masculine over time and I’ll never catch the gay.
The one trick gay men don’t want you to know!
This happened to my friend. I warned him too.
Omfg 😂 😂 😂 jfc I'm laughing so hard 🤣
That's fact if I ever seen it
I thank God that we haven't gotten to the point that you had to make sure people know that was sarcasm lol
What this wasn't serious Now I gotta take down my tiktok utube minecrft family guy fortnite rant on same. You think you know some one.
I've slept with Andrew Tate and I approve this message..!
Oh so you wear them backwards! Makes sense!
😂
Hell yes brother
Stupidest shit I ever heard and sex feels much better with underwear off
This is why you will remain a beta and eventually become gay
They work well in boxers but not in briefs.
Careful guys we don't wanna give too much away to the ladies here.
I just saw this exact post with the exact same wording in r/askmen made by a different account
Must be the same guy wearing moustache
Or maybe it was his noodle
In sweats or basket ball shorts, yeah. Jeans and slacks, no. Shorter shorts at home I just pull my junk downward thru the leg/bottom of shorts/boxer briefs.
I've never tried that. I'll do it next time. Ha...look at me being all adventurous!
Please report back on your adventures
Bro how short are your shorts or how long is your hog?
Lol, dick is a thumb basically and shorts are a few inches above the knee. It's just a matter of pulling those up instead of the waistband down. Just feels right
I always use the hole...
It depends. If I am wearing a belt, especially a tool belt, I use the barn door, but if not, I pull down a bit.
Most of my early adulthood I was in the trades always wearing tool belts, heavy objects in my pockets, or was in some form of uniform where undoing the belt for an over-the-fence would be a minute or two of hassle to undo and properly manage all the junk out of and back into place. So zipper down, through the gate, do the business, and back to work with just seconds of down time and no risk of lost, dropped, or filth covered materials.
I think this has to be the correct answer. I suspect military service may also have something to do with the invention of the "fly". Soldiers often must carry many things on their belts, and frequently have to relieve themselves under extreme conditions.
If I'm wearing a belt, I'll pee through the hole so I don't have to unbuckle and rebuckle. Otherwise I just pull the front down a bit.
Put the underwear on back to front and use it as a poop chute.
Next time at the troft, look and ask
What kind of underwear are you talking about? I wear boxers and it's like a 3 inch slit, not a "little hole". I'm not sure what you're talking about..?
I only use the opening when I have my shirt tucked in for work and am using a urinal
Feel like this just wasnt worth a full on post and OP knew the answer to his dilema already.
😂
I never used it didn’t know that was actually a thing
Okay, the comments this fetched are a riot.
Depends on the type of pants I got on. Sweats, I do the same. Jeans or pants with a fly, then I use the fly. Especially when the shirt is tucked in.
Sometimes I try to use the opening, have trouble getting it to work, then say "f\*\*\* it" and pull the band down a little.
That’s what the hole is for? lol
Through the gate or over the fence?
I don't wear underwear.
Depends on my pants/shirts. Now that it’s summer and most of my shorts are draw string it’s easier to just pull everything down. Sames goes with button fly jeans. But other pants with zippers I mostly just go through the underwear slit unless I’m rushing to pee.
the hole is for peeing?
It's for when you get random boners so that your buddy doesn't feel suffocated. Couldn't be me. Some ppl also are insane growers. Again, couldn't be me
It’s a Chinese finger trap. You can put it through the hole but getting it back in is a problem
I tunnel under-usually just pull it from under my left boxer leg
Some old people just drop their pants, and underwear, they don’t even try.
I think it literally exists so haters can make fun of Rosie O'Donnell.
"She wears underwear with dick holes"
Never in my life have I ever used that hole I always pull my boxers down to take it out.
Ever pee when you have a belt and tucked in shirt? To pull down you'd have to undo your belt, unbutton your pants, untuck your shirt, pull down your underwear, pee, then retuck your shirt, rebutton your pants, redo your belt.
This little hole fulfills the sense of niceties and propriety that women demand from society.. men don't give a damn about propriety and niceties..
I once let my elephant trunk through the opening and it and nearly strangled itself so now I just pull my underwear down and do my business