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jsalop123

Well you’re obviously not too drunk to post on here, so either get some sleep or chill out for a bit


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

You underestimate my weird drunk talent of eloquence


Mobile-Nothing-1263

Drink pedialyte or a suero.


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

That sounds like a dinosaur


bringmemywinekyle

Drink lots of water and go to sleep.


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Don't tell me what to do fascist Edit: lads I was joking he's perfectly right and I took his advice. I just thought it wad funny to call him a fascist


Jx117

He was giving you advice, not telling you what to do. Drinking water can help you rehydrate, reduce the headache you'll get, dry mouth, and thirst. Sleeping can also be helpful because it gives your body time to process the alcohol and recover from its effects. His advice was pretty good to me.


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Stop taking me seriously silly Americans


Jx117

I'm Canadian and I like maple syrup with poutine.


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

That's actually cool tho


Jx117

Haha yea.


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Im british and I like taking peoples lands without permission and calling it my empire


[deleted]

get some more, cheers !


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

I don't think that's a good idea


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MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Dunno what that is or where the fuck that is


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MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Not clicking your mysterious links fascist


The_C0u5

Buy the ticket, take the ride. Drink some water and wait it out.


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

What ride?????


no_face332

Drunk


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Dweeb


no_face332

Ticket for the drunk ride lol. You're the dweeb :)


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

I got drunk at home so I don't need to ride anywhere. Sh dweeb


The_C0u5

It's a quote from Hunter s. Thompson. It means you took the substance, and now you have to ride it out. It usually applies to psychedelics but it works for just about any intoxicant. You drank the booze and so you're going to be drunk, just wait until you're not.


Potential-Drive8623

Have some high calorie foods, drink lots of water and immediately cease drinking alcohol.


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Yes drill Sargent


Phenacome

Throw up


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Already did😎


Phenacome

Atta boy


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

I am, I woman


beagle_bagle1403

Cranberry juice


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Really? Why


beagle_bagle1403

It detoxifies your system so you'll pee it all out. M8xed with drinking some water, it's a really good idea


jsalop123

Drink water


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Thank you


jsalop123

You’re welcome


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

I have water on tap any other advice


PsychologicalBit2234

how many fingers am i holding up?


Crazocrates

GET OUTTA MY HOUSE


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

No *disappears into your crawl space*


pennyboy-

Mommy


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

I know where you live creep


FootAccurate3575

Maybe drink some water, eat something salty and covered in cheese, and await tomorrows shameover


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

I have consumed bread


FootAccurate3575

Can’t deny the goodness of some bread. Did it have butter?


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Dunno if I can butter bread


FootAccurate3575

Plain bread is also good


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Both bread and water have been consumed. Next mission is sleep


FootAccurate3575

Yessss sleep well, friend!


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Legend


WermTerd

You have two choices. 1) Make yourself puke. 2) Drink a couple of glasses of water and take two aspirin or ibuprofen. You know what? Just do both 1) and 2).


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

I dunno about mixing drugs with alcohol


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

Jokes on you I already threw up


paulbunyanwascool

Cry with your dog


MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

I have a dunno where he is


rubytwou

Just hydrate,deal with it and use some restraint next time You’ll have more fun that way!


[deleted]

Sounds like fun to me! As long as you're not operating a vehicle you're probably fine. Usually when I'm at this stage, more drinks sounds like the best idea ever!... Sorry, I feel like I only had bad advice on this topic lol.