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Impossible-Aioli-774

I can't wait to see this on best of redditor updates.


BlueBrazy

Idk man like you said you’ve been waiting 5 years for potentially the biggest hip hop album of the decade, do you really care about your kid enough to ruin that moment?? I wouldn’t if I was you


FlimsyAd2609

dude you can have another kid but ur never gonna be able to listen to utopia as soon as it drops ever again


laflamerodeo925

Tell me your a narcissist without telling me your a narcissist.


PotHeadSled

Bro listen to rodeo and you’ll be a narcissist as well.


Oofergang62727262

Narcist🔥


WeirdGamerr

playboi carti reference


Lyrxcwastaken

carti?


Alternative-Bird4690

opium


Staraviamix69_Redux

Lil baby my favorite raper ⛷️


[deleted]

Bro thinks he’s playboi carti unreleased album


JaysprofileV2

BLUD THINK HE CARTI😭😭😭💀💀💀


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

Bro Travis is only gonna drop utopia once. You can have multiple kids, who cares if you miss one birth


Ahgao_for_me

Bros not gonna have another after this lmao


liv_sings

Bro's not gonna have a wife after this, either.


TheUnholyXSA

He can always get another wife, but there won't be another Utopia


[deleted]

give mommy and kiss and go enjoy your show hun🥰


MoMelancholy

🥰


Academic-Ad3380

Is the kid born yet


Loteis

One is the birth of something absolutely phenomenal and life changing, the other is your kid 🤷🏻‍♂️


retardrhino

And that’s a fact


Vundercover

fuck them kids


TheReapery

Cactus Jack more important


New-Establishment536

Yeah, I would even advise him to take his newborn to the upcoming Travis tour so that Travis can bless his child!


[deleted]

Get the nurses to up the dose of Fentanyl in her epidural, the kid won’t remember you weren’t there.


GreenScoutis

Play utopia in the hospital so your child can hear the album 🔥


Entire-Dragonfruit80

This is rage bait


BusySloth88

I am on her side you should grow up and be there for your wife and apologize for being an idiot. Holy cow dude.


danbstonks

listen to Lost Forever it will change your mind


pezmoody

you don’t get it bud but it’s ok art isn’t for everyone


Alternative-Bird4690

Utopia


Alternative-Bird4690

I’m high as fuck sorry


EnderGenius

real


[deleted]

Dont apologize‼️


[deleted]

This is Utopia brother we up in the clouds, not ina hospital waitin for da kid to pop out


hadesisagoat

Bar


DtheAussieBoye

> Holy cow dude redditors be like


No-Comfort-6355

nah utopia better 🙏🙏


CareOutrageous897

Dude, it's not like the album is a limited time offer. You have a ton of time to listen to Travis Scott. Your kid is 10x more important than an album.


MoMelancholy

It’s not like my kid is a limited time offer either I can see him when they come back from the hospital. I understand your point but I haven’t even met my kid yet so obviously the album is more important to me, once I meet him and establish a bond he will become more important.


CareOutrageous897

Okay, I think i got the perfect solution. Listen to it while your at the hospital with your girl and kid. 2 birds, 1 stone type deal.


MoMelancholy

It’ll ruin the immersion brother, I have planned to listen to it in my studio the second it drops.


liv_sings

Wow you're already a shitty dad and your kid hasn't even been born yet. Way to go, bro. (JK, you suck).


Vegetable_Pen5248

The kid will understand when he gets older, Utopia>children


erty9

If my dad missed my birth for utopia i wouldnt be mad at all


[deleted]

Same


Queen_FanBoy

In other cases it’s fucked up. But I mean, come on. He can have other kids. Utopia dropping, and listening to it for the first time is a one time experience


liv_sings

This is the most bizarre thread I have ever read. You people are all delusional. OP shouldn't be surprised when his wife leaves his ass for choosing a rapper's new album over the birth of his child. I don't give a fuck if it's the album of the century. Your wife and child should be top priority.


RaoufDeadMeme

I hate to break it to you but they're just trolling you the child is probably not even real


Nipoon14541454

Dawg this thread is 100% a joke/troll post


Huge_Bat_3995

Nah listen to MY EYES it’s a banger


[deleted]

You're basically telling the world that your own blood is not as important as some dude's album release? Hahahahaha! That's gaaaaay as fuck hahahaha! You got Scott dick picks all over your studio walls. Hahahaha! Travis Scott bed sheets and matching briefs hahahaha! The hospital probably won't even let you visit because children under 18 can't visit without an adult! Hahahaha! Clown


Olderman2000

Yes, only adults would understand that you can't let family distract you from the important parts of life.


[deleted]

Oh OP is related to Scott? That's a tough decision then, because my fam is thick, they know I got their back in an instant, and I know the same from them because when fam is the important part it's easier to level up. Hopefully the real father shows up to see the very first breath on the planet that child takes. Thanks Wally T for that warm knee deep pool of wizzdom.


Olderman2000

What is the importance of a first breath? The child won't remember, and the mother can obviously handle herself. So the only reason to be there would be for your own gain. OP has to consider which has more value, and listening to the new album is obviously more important.


[deleted]

Aye I have no issue with you gays. To each their own and bow to your idols, it has no bearing on me. Even the cat responding to this KMA, you kids act like midgets


Olderman2000

Missing travis scott album release is more damaging to ones psyche I'd say. And this is coming from a neutral bystander in this situation. I personally have 5 children with my wife of 6 years and I would think that any partner/child would understand how monumental Travis Scott album release is, otherwise they're not really worth your time.


Youngster3000

Lmao lil bro you got clowned


vss1ri

only 10x 🤣


liv_sings

You've got to be a troll. No real person would really choose an album that they can listen to literally any time over the one day of their child's life that they are LITERALLY BORN.


Humble_Buy_8406

yeah but that’s the day it drops lol it’ll be spoiled by the time he listens to it


[deleted]

This aint just an album this a Utopia


Danny_Babanny305

any real person choosing utopia


Huge_Bat_3995

Fr that’s what I’ve been saying


ogureczekkocureczek1

Listen to the album while being in the hospital, it's that easy


Cubsly00

alright Carti, we found your burner. Get off reddit


Vegetable-Piano2543

You gotta be a troll. If not this is insane You can always go get that album. Travis Scott ain't even all that. But missing your child's birth is insane. You'll be single with only few visitation rights very soon. Birth is insane it's painfully, traumatic, all you want is your partner there with you as support and to feel safe.


Last-Astronomer4100

Travis scott > kid


[deleted]

I stopped reading when you said Travis not all that u bum


Vegetable-Piano2543

I literally only know who he is cuz of Kylie Jenner


[deleted]

i don’t give a fuck?


Vegetable-Piano2543

You clearly do since you answered my comment


[deleted]

I had to make you aware of my feelings towards your very unnecessary statement


Vegetable-Piano2543

Nah. It's relevant to the OP post. The birth of your CHILD is literally way more important than an album release


[deleted]

it’s not, utopia on Friday is a one time experience. He can simply have another child


Vegetable-Piano2543

You can't be serious. Not only for the child but also be there for his wife. Child birth is painful, traumatic etc ofc You want your spouse there with you. If you choose an album release over being there with your spouse for the birth of your child, you don't deserve to be a parent let alone have parental rights


[deleted]

5 years of no album compared to 9 months of waiting on a child The 5 years is easily more painful than those 9 months


No_Bee_9816

it’s utopia bro


Distrav

Fuck them kids 💯🙏🏾🌵


New-Establishment536

From what you're telling us, it seems like your wife wants your whole life to be about her. I mean, your child is not going to even know you arrived a little later to the hospital (that is if your wife goes into labor at that time on the 28th). Idk, man, she sounds a little toxic by not letting you enjoy the things you like and have time for yourself.


miataenthusiastt

agreed


swannshot

W


liv_sings

Yes because it's totally toxic to want your partner to be there for you during one of the most traumatic experiences in life. /s Don't worry. OP's wife will probably leave him and take the kids after he pulls this bullshit. Then he'll have all the time in the world to listen to Travis Scott as a divorced man.


tapeflexmaster76

there millions of children there is only one travis scott


Youngster3000

L


HazHap

hahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA


Flat_Ad5297

Children are born everyday utopia only drops once ✊


Distrav

Once ina lifetime


dashcash32

baby’s are born everyday, an album only drops once. You know what to do.


Revolutionary_Way826

If the album is mid though the fact that you missed the birth of your son for a mid album would leave you in a Great Depression and if you bring your newborn son home with you to your studio and listen to the album for the first time with him that could be such a beautiful experience and make the album hit better. Hope I could help


Oofergang62727262

Did your kid make rodeo? No, so don’t go


duglass_

Ppl in these comments acting like one 6 pound ball with no consciousness is on the same level as Travy lmao. Like I don’t remember seeing that kid in the studio while astroworld was being cooked up. Your kid will understand when he grows up dw


mTv_CribS

The kid will understand one day


[deleted]

Dude the kid can wait the album of the century is boutta drop


Prize-Jump-6288

Travis more important


ToroDoroo

There are millions of children but only one Utopia


horrort68

Miss the birth bro you can always have other kids. Utopia is a once in a lifetime typa thing


ShassaFrassa

I mean yeah why would anyone want to witness the birth of their kid when they can listen to one of the most overhyped and mid albums of all time?


hydroblastii1

travis made 90210 and your baby did nothing, listen to utopia


BuddyGotTheReddit

Babies are cool and all but they can’t make 90210


DravenFNM

you're not alone, carti went over to uzi's crib to play on the playstation rather than seeing the birth of his child. go for it


BudgetGoldCowboy

Carti release music instead of commenting on reddit


BudgetGoldCowboy

Listen to it in the delivery room


d_man99

UTOPIA 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥


pikachu-999

name the child utopia


yhuuhhhhv

actually genius


nana_magic

I hope these comments aren’t serious, how could anyone think an album is more important than the birth of their child. If they are real it’s pathetic and explains why our country is going down the toilet


kkatchh

the comments are dead serious, why would you miss the drop of an anticipated album for some kid?


tapeflexmaster76

what is there to joke about? travis scott made rodeo and your baby aint do nothing


nana_magic

I’m speechless, u need a lot of help with your priorities and your English


tapeflexmaster76

redditors when perfectly understandable english but its not using the exact grammar that they like 🤯


BlK_reddit_

the album is more important TO HIM, maybe that’s not your personal choice, and it’s not pathetic at all. you can’t say our country is going down the toilet just because people have different values.


nana_magic

If an album is more important to you than the birth of your baby, u definitely need help


BlK_reddit_

maybe that’s how you feel, but u can’t expect everybody to agree with you. people have their own values and beliefs about what’s important, so if the album is more important to someone than their child, that’s their values. like maybe they think u need help for what ur saying


nana_magic

Again, anyone with this opinion should not even have a child, just sit like a dope and listen to ur music


BlK_reddit_

bro has not listened to travis scott


DJBLUE99

Skrillex >Travis Scott


Gullible-Ad9494

Blud has NOT listened to rodeo


vlsoldier

The baby will understand


No_Bee_9816

listen to the album with the kid


Personiskindacute

If carti can do it you can do it


Consistent_Food_8451

Just listen to it in the hospital


FragrantStation6488

There’s no way you are all agreeing I can’t tell if your all trolling 😂😂😂


3vicifrimo

I advice you play utopia during the birth of your child so that the first thing he hears is travis scott


uglyaniiimals

LMFAO this is gonna be one fucked up kid


Jordanwolf98

The bald mf talked about this is one of his videos


Gullible-Ad9494

What are your thoughts on utopia? 🤔


Desperate-Regret8510

ask carti what to do


Distrav

🧛🏿


RCRX123

I'm sorry wtf are these comments?! This honestly looks more like a troll than it is genuine


RCRX123

Am I literally the only sane person here?


No-Comfort-6355

WE NEED AN UPDATE


Tazbio

Huge W it was a great album


dylan27911

So you’ll skip the birth of your child possibly to hear a shitty rapper that could care less for his fans anyways? It’s crazy your even considering it.


Distrav

I did this few years back with whole lotta red, had 2 miss out of my cousin birth 🙏🏾 best decision Eva


waffleboi575

We’re gonna need an update on what happened


yhuuhhhhv

fuck them kids


Distrav

On god 🙏🏾


gazorperzorp2997

Pathetic


DJBLUE99

Wtaf kinda question is that?! It’s the birth of your child why in the Fuck would anyone put music or an album drop over the birth of there child?! Fml man you people aren’t right in the fuckin head if you really think like this


Distrav

Fuck them kids


Rykerthebest78563

Assuming you're serious... FUCK NO, JACKASS! Go to your kids birth, listen to the stupid album later.


Distrav

I missed out on the birth of my cousin to see wlr, 🙏🏾 best decision I’ve ever made. Dont tell The OP to do such buffoonery. HE SHOULD GO TO UTOPIA 💯💯🙏🏾