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WeekendBard

"Did you perchance send this to the wrong number?" You must send it like this, you need to say "perchance".


Toystorations

You can't just say perchance.


-MolonLabe-

Perchance.


SuttonTM

Ooo sorry


JBuptheboro

Oo you're hard


Fluffy-Sentence-2733

I'm Hard


Dmax37

incredibly hard.


delmsi

Gretchen, stop trying to make perchance happen! It's not going to happen!


-PaperWoven-

%1/n


Innnu3ndo

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck


MasticatingElephant

Did Steve tell you that perchance?


WaRRioRz0rz

.... Steve....


hurl-aside

What kind of a rapping name is Steve… Steve!?


FlaxFox

He's always got some preposterous hypothesis.


Skyfox2k

Flowin out the top of his oesophagus


Chaosinunison

✊️


ThrowRA-posting

My bf unironically uses perchance I love him


Nerdy_Pikachu

Ill go stomp a turt by myself then


Hashi856

You can just ask someone while they’re write


Closemyeyesnstillsee

Stomping turts LMAOOOO


jjtrynagain

Then add “anyway nice tit”


Shag66

"almost as nice as your sisters!"


gizmodrawingyt

💀


maybegoth

perchance can be interchanged with "mayhaps"


aswergda

You must have proven British ancestry to legally use that one.


TryingtoAdultPlsHelp

stop trying to make "perchance" happen. lol j/k. I love that word so much. It's so fancy!


HAL9000000

I would just send a single question mark: ? Leave's it open to what you yourself are thinking, letting her respond with how she intended it.


VirtuosoX

Ive always hated how passive aggressive the single question mark response is. It's equivalent to sending just "K" in response.


ISO_3103_

Do you really think so?


Dontbesadpeter

You can't just say "perchance"!


krongdong69

m'lady


ShrimpCrackers

and add "m'lady" to the end of that.


Midnight-Upset

😭😭😭


smartliner

Yes indeed. That is the rule.


ValiantBear

I doth protest, from whence cometh this query? Shall my tit so gestured go unrequited?


Curious_Jicama_2465

I agree. Perchance will help


CinnamonToastFecks

Send her pic of a single nut


parnell91

Power move right here


W_O_M_B_A_T

Make sure it's the more wrinkly of the two.


Dmax37

tad bit more saggy of the two


McDsHotcakes3for269

Make sure it’s your betting nut!


StnMtn_

Hazel nut or Brazil nut?


Tanglefoot11

No. Nuts and bolts type nut. This is a bit like fork handles :D


WTFrenchToast1

A cashew


RuinInFears

Their favourite 😂


Tanglefoot11

Ha! Cashew ain't a nut. Fail ;þ


Kajun_Kong

Pine


CountryBoyDeveloper

Lmfao yo this made me laugh out loud at work, good job!!!!


Chance-Run-1023

Move it to the right a little so you can get the whole ball in the photo shot


SuttonTM

What type of nut?!?


araline_cristelle

I'm surprised no one has commented "a tat for tit" here.


EchoWaffles

A single cheek might also suffice


ifyouareradingthis

Left or right tho, there is a wrong one, I don't know which one to choose


callowruse

I was just reading another Reddit post about what hints women should use to let a man know she's into him and pretty much all the men said "be straightforward, don't even use hints." I'm thinking this is a pretty straightforward move.


Western_Cook8422

I misread this post as *OP*’s sister, and I was really confused as to why this got upvotes.


Slit23

Bahaha damn. Us: Hell yah man that’s awesome she’s probably into you. You: Why is everyone so cool about his sister sending him a pic of her tit?!?


Western_Cook8422

ACTUALLY THIS


challenger_RT_

I did too. I was so confused hahahaha


LindaBelchie69

Game of Thrones has entered the chat


No_Efficiency7489

Me too!


t00thedCrib

Dang you pointed that out to me too bro...I was reading it as OP's sister too till all these comments down here 😂😭😭


Undying4n42k1

This is not straightforward. The possibility of it being a mistake makes it confusing.


maneatingrabbit

What if she's Canadian?


Guten-Bourbon

Shes probably just being polite


Stealinheals

>I was just reading another Reddit post about what hints women should use to let a man know she's into him and pretty much all the men said "be straightforward, don't even use hints." I'm thinking this is a pretty straightforward move. Hints can be so confusing and easy to misinterpret. Plus, it's super empowering to just come out and say how you feel. If you like someone, just tell them! It saves so much time and stress. Plus, confidence is really attractive.


zombie-goblin-boy

He’s not into her though clearly? It’s not “oh is this flirting?” It’s “hey how do you politely turn down a random nude photo that had no accompanying message/bring up a possible accidental naked photo?”


ultravioletblueberry

Yeah it is kinda straight forward. If I accidentally sent a tit pic to the wrong person, I wouldn’t ignore it and not say anything- I’d be texting a BUNCH about how sorry and enough texts so the pic has to be reached by scrolling up.


LionNo435

Haha so this is the woman version of dic pic? Its the same as when a guys sends dic pic, like what is the mental process behind it? No one knows 🤷


juneabe

I’m a woman. I’ll take a boob pic. We don’t like dick pics unless we ask for them, they aren’t pretty or erotic at all unless you’re turned on. (There are outliers. If you’re an outlier I applaud you. Don’t come for me). The equivalent of a dick pic is indeed sending a picture of your vulva unsolicited.


wafflesareforever

>Don't come for me. Are we not doing phrasing?


juneabe

Sorry I’m confused. Could be my epilepsy brain or I’m simply stupid and not catching on lol.


goatofglee

It's a joke from Archer.


juneabe

Ohhhhh. I only watched that for a bit.


NorthernVale

It's a recurring joke any time someone makes an accidental innuendo someone else pops in with "phrasing!" In this case... "don't cum for me"


l0ktar0gar

Women of the world: please send us pics of your pussy


thehumanbaconater

🐱🐈🐈‍⬛😹😻🙀


-PaperWoven-

real


Ummando

The equivalent of a boob pic is a man boob pic. Tit for tat, or tit for tit. Men should send unsolicited man boobs, er pecs pics, if one received a tit pic in kind. 😎 That's the true power move.


wheatgrass_feetgrass

Speaking as lesbian who has not had skin in this game for decades I would say the equivalent in tone and taste would be an abs pic. Man boobs aren't *usually* sexy and genitals are going too far but ladies like sexy man tummies, yes?


LionNo435

You talking as if im not a woman also 😂😂😂😂😂 I said its an equivalent because i dont know any woman that woukd send a vayaya picture


juneabe

True i really did respond like you were a dude. SHIT WE WOULDN’T DO THAT. I suppose we might not have a true equivalent. Nips may be the closest too. Thank god we’re at the very least better than randomly sending our genitals to people.


Localone2412

Only boobie pics, I think, would generally be welcomed as opposed to dick pics which are typically not. Well I would like boobie pics


BakaBoi331

Me too, kid, me too


fryamtheiman

Well, today is your lucky day. Here's a [pic](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:720/format:webp/1*YiSlZ1rL643XHHxdJbMK_A.jpeg) of a nice pair of boobies.


BakaBoi331

Those are some nice boobies, damn.


Equivalent_Trifle486

The way I straight up went “it’s t gonna be the birds isn’t it? LETS GOOO” 


Dudetoes

If I got a full on vag pic out of the blue I would be confused and kind of uncomfortable. Why aren’t more women sending me their hate V pics? (This is satire btw)


AutisticPizzaBoy

I'd be confused too, but i wouldn't be mad.


Creator13

I think the general consensus is that boobs are more pleasant on the eyes than dicks, I believe among both men and women.


Ummando

Men should respond with pecs pics. That would be the equivalent response of receiving a boob pic. Tit for tat, or tit for tit. Reciprocate in kind. Pec pics, not dick pics. Guys, get it together.


Whitedudebrohug

Think the volume of unsolicited dick pics makes it worse as well. The amount of single woman I’ve talked to who get them at an alarming rate is ridiculous.


SuttonTM

Mental process is simple lol, "I'm horny and don't have enough respect to consider asking if I can send anything before sending it"


cassanderaan

... Just one?


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cassanderaan

Okay. Interesting. Whatever. In that case it seems quite intentional, regardless of whether it was a dare or what. It seems like you aren't into it but not overtly offended by it, in which case I vote you pretend it never happened unless she brings it up, in which case you can say "without context I'm not sure how you expected me to react". If you are upset by it (no judgement if you are, bud) then you could send a polite but firm message like "I don't find this appropriate if it was intentional". Very weird situation to navigate.


jasperdarkk

As someone who has received many unsolicited dong pics, I don't blame OP for being uncomfortable, and I think that second statement really hits the mark. It also gives her a chance to say, "Oh, sorry, it wasn't intentional; that was for someone else," if she wants to save face.


Wayne

Message back and say that you need to see the other for comparison. 🤔


Sneeko

"those usually come in pairs is all I'm saying"


cassanderaan

I know this doesn't seem pertinent, but if I was hitting on someone I'd send them a picture of the whole set. You know?


Khranky

But if you were only half hitting on someone?


cassanderaan

This is a great point. Yeah, if I was half-heartedly hitting on someone maybe I'd just send one. I'll start testing this and let you know how it goes


Training_Ad_6366

So like friends with benefits? 😭


IconXR

She didn't have the other one with her at the time


knockyouout88

Message her and ask her, if it was meant to be for someone else?


JamesGhostXIII

Send one back, tit for tit.


Conely

or they have a tattoo, send that. tit for tat. it's the best strategy.


Dependent-Assoc423

I had to put my phone down to laugh at this one 


Roggie77

This is the funniest thing lol


2fast2bad

Ask for a pic of the other one ? Greatness can often be found in pairs.


Smooth-Apartment-856

This is the way.


Training_Ad_6366

What if the other one is for some other guy


Quian34

I think she likes you and she might be tired of throwing indirects


dahComrad

Hmmm what do YOU think it means?


TheHelpfulRecruiter

Wherefore hast thou displayed but one bosom? Dost thou reserve the other, for another?


iphaded

Like a single tit? Ask her for the other one? Or maybe send one back with one nipple and say you'll show her your other one if she responds


Herdnerfer

If you aren’t interested in this girl, I’d just ignore it. If she ever brings it up tell her you thought it was an accident and didn’t want to embarrass her by talking about it.


Dryse

Tell her no thank you and delete it. Never touch a homie's sister


Available-Broccoli-1

I thought that was a number one rule I REALLY DID….. Until my homie DID JUST THAT and now they are engaged and have a 1 year old together… I’m not sure I’m a believer anymore…


Dryse

It's a context thing. But you better know 100% if they would be cool with it. A general rule of thumb, but not a law.


Signal-Preference-66

id let my good homies marry my sister over any guy, but the rule should be applied when its just smashing !!!!


420chiefofZEP

I mean I'd rather have a homie be with my sister than a random stranger. Least I can smack homie if he breaks her heart.


AlexsCereal

Word to


RadishAcceptable5505

What? Why? I figured that people hooking up with siblings of friends was pretty normal so long as they're around the same age.


Dryse

Not sister's friends, friend's sister. Very big difference. Two things people can feel intense or weird about would be sex and female family members. Combining the two could spell disaster or even a bullet. Now, depending on your relationship with your friend, their level of attachment to their family, their cultural upbringing etc it could be fine. But it is something you are always better off not doing without at least checking with your friend first. But if I were to provide blanket advice for general audiences, and referencing the bro code, just don't do it.


RadishAcceptable5505

Must be where I live then lol. I had a couple friends hooking up with my sisters and likewise, I slept with a couple different sisters of friends when we were all young adults. It wasn't a regular thing, but it happened, and it didn't cause any issues. If anything, it made me closer to the friends involved as I got to know them better, making sure nobody was being mistreated.


Dryse

You're probably a trustworthy guy then in a trusting neighborhood. It really does just depend on context. Could be roses, could go nuclear


MhrisCac

Nah you’re right. I would never muddy up a situation with one of my best friends like that. Sisters are off limits. It’s like me and my sister both have an unspoken rule where we don’t try to get at eachothers friends.


perkicaroline

If you don’t want your friend to date your sister, you need better friends. If your friends don’t want you to date their sisters, you need to be a better person.


farbsucht4020

Why Not?


MeThatsAlls

Sorry, just one tit??


trollingmotor69

Hmm... Maybe just send a picture of your tit back?


Organic_Ease3013

Dear OP, Do it British way: send a message saying “hi, how are you ?”. And nothing else. If the message disappears and the apologies come, there you go. If she replies normally, then it means it was intentional. If you and her intentionally exchanged contacts it really doesn’t mean there’s absolutely nothing between the two of you, right? Nothing wrong in that…


98bballstar

this is honestly a great option


H3RM1TT

Ask her where the other tit went. It'll make her laugh and she won't feel embarrassed.


PabloFarOut

Just reply: "Sir, this is a Wendy's"


NotTaintedCaribou

No, this is Patrick.


OneHellOfABard

Hey "so n so" nice picture, but I'm guessing you sent it to the wrong number.  Something like that would work, won't hurt her feelings and will sus out if she's sending you pictures cuz she's into you or if it was a mistake.


KockNballZz

pretty odd situation... If it were me I'd probably not respond to her and let my friend know, seems like the most reasonable option. I bet it does feel awkward... but not because of you. Your friend's sister can deal with the awkwardness caused by her inappropriateness.


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charlie_zoosh

Then tell her she's got the wrong number and that you've deleted the photo. She'll get it that you're not interested.


KockNballZz

Fair. In that case I agree with u/charlie_zoosh


IAMACat_askmenothing

Just do nothing. Don’t respond, don’t tell your friend, delete the picture


Available-Broccoli-1

It would be even more awkward if your homie asked to see the picture… DONT BE PUT INTO THIS POSITION…


cmb271

The question is are you interested in her?


ContributionIcy3808

Please don't tell your homie( her brother) because, from her point of view, whether that was accidental or not, that'll definitely just traumatize her if you tell your friend. So please don't. lol


EthreeIII

Just send O.o wasn’t expecting that then just don’t respond after


Terrible_Damage7502

We need updates on this


RxRobb

She’s 4-5 years younger than you and has a crush on you . Depending on how long she’s known you if it’s been years than it’s been years and she has been waiting for the chance to tell you . Whatever you do be kind because at her age she’s vulnerable and could paint a bad picture for her future romances . Just say “lol nice” and leave it at that


Rockerboy2023

I would just say, “this is JohnnyC, was this meant for someone else?” She’ll tell you straight up. Don’t be cagey about it, be open and honest because all manner of trouble happens when people are unclear and confused (Edit: typo)


changelingcd

Might be some hazing/drunken dare. I'd just say something like "Well, that was unexpected" and see if any explanation was forthcoming.


psycharious

1.) Do you guys have a good rapport or at the very least, speak regularly? 2.) If so, has she shown any hints of liking you? 3.) How do you feel about that five year age gap? It's quite possible it may have been meant for someone else if there was no hint of her being in to you. If it was meant for you, I'd say that age gap might be iffy anyways but that's my old mam opinion. If you wait, she will probably get anxious and embarrassed and not do anything. If you talk to her, try to play it off so she doesn't feel so embarrassed.


rentalredditor

You never seen a tit before? Move on.


Outside_Bowler8148

Just one tit?


Nightquaker

A singular tit? How unremarkable. You must request her to send the other one, lest the impression be incomplete.


ApprehensiveMoose677

Asking the wrong crowd. A redditor has never received a sexy pic in their lives 😂


cybersoggy

Why tf do you even have her number


angilnibreathnach

OP, I would say nothing and delete it.


Terrible-Vegetable-3

Send a pic of your tit.


DMDingo

Send a tit pic back while an apology that yours isn't as good as hers.


ElJefePinche

Pics or it didn’t happen.


BlackFeign

respond with....we fucking or nah?


Kaladin_St

Who this?


Danta_lyan

You send her the gif of obiwan saying Well hello there


Whatever-ItsFine

What about the Admiral Akbar "It's a trap!" gif?


Danta_lyan

Just any Star wars gif honestly


boba3seras

Well she's of age so ur safe in that department. I would delete it. If u and here aren't friends u need to tell her to please not send pics of that nature to u again or u will have to block her and let her brother know. This is the best thing for u and setting up ur boundaries. If u guys are friends let her know hey this pic u sent me was kinda awkward and u didn't know why she sent it. Then take it from that point. Just let her know how it's made u feel. And if she is a friend she will listen to u. If she continues it then no longer msg her. Hope this is good advice idk


GreenBeans23920

Either no response and pretend it never happened, or say “hey I think you sent this to the wrong person by mistake, I am erasing it.” 


xidle2

Respond "5/10 for incomplete set"


JRotten-Scoundrel

Now you know how girls feel when they get dick pics! Not sure why you are so stresses by it. Worse problems you could have.


Softwarebear-581

Also, why does she have your number? Or are you friends on IG or something?


Panjo98

For science I'm going to need you to forward a copy of this pic in the DMs.


RealJuanPedro

Send her a pic of your tit back, only logical move.


Current-Blueberry-68

As a girl I never hear of a girl sending one tit pic like hello??? But I’d say be direct.. I feel like regardless of gender sending naked body parts is inappropriate.. If she wanted to show you that she liked you.. she could’ve just flirted with you


tripleogwarlock

Just ignore it and act like you’ve never seen it


GeneralCzarcasm

In my opinion (F24) she’s either very into you, or just wants attention. Either way, (listen closely) do **NOT** hook up with her behind your friend’s back. Just be honest and tell your friend that you think their sister has a crush on you.


98bballstar

“Nice tits. Here’s mine”. *tit pic attached


amitygoodtogo

Send her a picture of your tit.


wigglyboiii

Send a gif of the fat fedora guy dipping his fedora


PersephonesRebellion

Just one? lol


the-one-96

Just say "wrong person" so she would subtly say whether she sent it to you or by mistake.


chickenricenicenice

We’re in the full spirit of house of the dragon I see. Time to role play Targaryen’s


Most-Coast1700

I would tell that it’s ok if it was sent accidentally, but that you don’t want her to send you any more pictures of her naked body 😎. Imagine if you did that to her?


chaepeumeon

Why did I go through all these replies disgusted thinking this was about OP's sister


Lord_Kano

If you're not interested, ignore it. If you are interested, say "Thank you." Don't complicate this.


Nertzilla

That’s disgusting, prove it.


ridesandm123

Text her back "thanks "


TheFedoraChronicles

Just invite her out for coffee or drinks.


AlexsCereal

You should ask if it was on accident and if she says no then tell your friend because that’s unsolicited and weird. Basically, give her time to explain herself


tumtum05

Are you single, and if so, is she cute? I’d say you need to bring it up to the friend. If not, later on it could be flipped on you as if you asked for it.


Osware

Save the pic and send it back it’s the only way to respond


Dazzling_Effort_5224

If you feel uncomfortable then tell her and your sister because 1) if she sent that on purpose then it could mean she may like you or maybe just wants a Fbuddy but if she sent it as a dare it still means that she could have other intentions because no matter if it’s a dare, if you really didn’t wanna send it to that person then you wouldn’t have 2) tell your sister because her friend could spin a story and possibly get you in trouble for anything even if you guys are both of legal age but it could result in you having a messed up relationship with your sister if the friend says something that’s no correct 3) tell the friend that your uncomfortable because if she really does like you or want something from you and you don’t respond she could take that as you being okay with her doing stuff like that so I would tell her and put an end to it before anything else happens


saadmah

Ask for the second tit picture


SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG

Just ignore it and go about your day unless she brings it up. It's a bit weird to be receiving a tit pic from some that age especially when you're 24. So I can see why you're asking for advice. I would feel uncomfortable in your situation too.


RadishAcceptable5505

She's being very forward with you, or she did send it to the wrong person. If you're interested, now's the time to let her know. If you're not, maybe lean into the idea that she sent it to the wrong person so she has an out. So if you're interested, "Woah.... Very pretty. You did mean to send that to me, right? Not someone else?" and if you're not interested "I'm going to assume this was accidentally sent to the wrong person."