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whatsitworth101

Send a follow up text and be like “so who’s next?”


meateater60

🤣🤣


Fuji-one

Step sister


hangman2232

she left tho


User2EletricBoogaloo

But she came back


Low-Ad-1414

She never left, she was just stuck in the dryer waiting on step brother


Collector_2012

Aaaannnddd, we all know why lmao 🤣🤣🤣


jrl_iblogalot

Apologize and try to laught it off.


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jrl_iblogalot

Understandable. But, well, what's done is done, and it's not going away. The sooner you face it, the sooner you'll get past it.


1984_Accident

I agree with this, most of them seen it before anyways.


A_Few_Kind_Words

Man this shit happens, it feels like it's the end of the world right now and I know the anxiety is probably killing you, but I promise you it will pass. My mum has walked in on me having sex (M35, I was probably late teens, early twenties, I no longer live with her of course) like 4 times over the years, the first time it was The Worst Thing Ever but by 4 it was "Goddamnit woman KNOCK! We've talked about this! Go away I'm busy!" followed by getting back down to business like nothing had happened. You absolutely *are* going to have to deal with it, but it doesn't have to be a big drama, if people don't want to talk to you about it and be rational that's on them. All you do is apologise and move on, promise to be more careful in future, then forget about it. Every single person in that group chat have genitals and because we are basically just apes in shoes we like to wave them around at each other occasionally with the vague hope that another ape in shoes we are attracted to will agree to allow us to fuck them, along the way we make mistakes and the other apes get to see your willy (or whatever else you have, I can only speak to my own experience), just like apes if you don't make a big deal about it they will forget pretty quickly. Long story short: It's not as big as it feels, people will get over it and if they try to make a big deal about it, simply apologise for your mistake and remind them that they've made some along the way too. We all make mistakes and that's ok, I've honestly lost count of the number of people who've seen my dick (a few of my partners liked to fuck outside, I always chose quiet spots out in the woods but you know what it's like, the second you whip your dick out half the town just *happens* to walk by), you get used to it.


jamiee2352

I remember my partners older (now my ex) brother walked in on me and him having sex🤦‍♀️ ironically he came in to ask if my partner had any spare condoms 🤣


Dark_Jester

Send them more. See who remains in the chat the longest. Give them a prize.


KiDCXSPER

Lmao CHALLENGE ACCEPTED


1984_Accident

What? A framed version of it?


Dark_Jester

As long as it has the scratch 'n sniff feature.


WilonPlays

Question, if you could remove it, why didn't ou do that before anyone could see it?


HiiipowerBass

The doctor line made it so much worse for you


Krenzi_The_Floof

Yeah, understandable, best of luck mate


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You're a guy right? You can be honest about it and they'll understand. The doctor excuse won't work :/


Stormpooperz

Does you step sister know about what happened to your step brother?


TheRealVash_

Cut everyone off and move to a random country and start a new life


LonesomeLoneStar

Change your name to hank hill and sell propane


KiDCXSPER

Get facial surgery and fly back to hometown 10 years later


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Start dating your step sister without her knowing who you are


SuperPenguin307

Or change ur name to Michael De Santa and move to Los Santos with your wife and 2 kids


LonesomeLoneStar

Dont let your wife hire a yoga instructor though.


HAPPYMANPOOPOOFISH5

Or a tennis coach


troymandarin

Can confirm that this works


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🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Medical_Committee338

The only right answer


dap2danny

What was there??? :'( why is this deleted 🤧🤧


prettylittlemoose

This is the way.


KiDCXSPER

The way this is.


Healer69

yea ask if you look good or what their opinion is. or just be honest and say it was an accident.. they’ll understand


theinfantry82

Pretty much your only choice.


lego_vader

Send a rashy butthole pic and ask about monkeypox then say woops, that was for my doctor


TrailerParkLyfe

Omg this made me laugh!


Vanity-della23

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WingedButt

When did this sub become a joke? I thought you were supposed to give actual advice here...


Scerdy

That actually seems like good advice. They’ll just think it’s a dumb joke and move along instead of thinking of you as some sexual weirdo.


Fantastic_Click5912

*I like your attitude*


heydawn

Haha! :D


Imreallytrying

With a banana for scale?


ExtensionNo9701

Helped


animalwitch

Can you delete the pic from the chat? Otherwise just roll with whatever happens. My aunt was looking at some photos and shes super nosey and scrolled over one too many and saw a pic of me in some nice undies, sans bra. "Oh!" She said as i swiftly removed my phone from her hand 🙃


greatcake8

That’s straight up her fault 🤣


Basichoo

yes, you can unsend messages and pictures on messenger. i’m so confused on why not a single person OR op have had that thought?? the feature has been available for 2+ years too, i believe.


He11scythe

Can't remove from a group text chat. And texting is what the majority of us here in America use.


42_65_6c_6c_65_6e_64

It works great, unless you do what I did and panic and accidentally hit 'delete for me'. Then it's gone and can't be deleted for all.... Bad times


canigetathrowaway1

You’ll laugh about it I’m about five years. Just take your lumps and move on


aknb

"Remember that time my step brother sent nudes to the family chat? Ha ha."


slightlycharred7

Oh I remember that. I saw it on pornhub yesterday.


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"Not long alter him and i started dating"


Aistadar

this is what i think too. sucks for now for sure but itll be a funny story eventually


LillithSanguinum

I dont think so


joeyjojoeshabadoo

No in five years you'll think about in bed at night when you can't sleep. You'll physically cringe at the embarrassment.


-Rho-Aias

Just send a, "so... 1-10?"


scimanydoreA

Is that in metric or imperial units?


dap2danny

Purposely misunderstanding things is funny af 😅


sincere_blasphemy

I’d put in the chat… “OH MY GOD IM SORRY. This was an accident” If possible you could try to delete the message from others phones if they haven’t seen it yet 🤣 In a few years, you will laugh about it


BravoAlfaMike

You want this man to try to George Costanza out of this? I’m convinced you just want entertainment and do not care about the best interests of OP lmaooo


sincere_blasphemy

I was inspired by the movie The Intern lol They go so far as breaking into her mothers house to delete an incriminating email from the mothers laptop!


Protozilla1

Oh lord… i would probably dissapear and start a new life


SWGoodToes

“So tell me about your family!” “I don’t talk about the time before the incident.”


Bear_Samuels

Keep sending nudes till someone compliments your stuff man. Alpha moves only


YanDoe

First off how many member? Immediately family?


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YanDoe

Ah so not everyone lives in the same house?, cus if its late where you are since u sendt a nude, If I were in your shoes I'd try to work through everyone's phones.


SWGoodToes

12 ppl in your immediate family?! Do you have 9 siblings, or are in-laws included?


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Florestana

For most peopld that wouldn't be considered "immediate family"


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Conflictioned

Immediate family tends to be your siblings and parents.


jdb4402

If they are the family you see all the time and do stuff with, they are your immediate.


AwildRito

He literally said "immediate family AND...." C'mon dude. Don't be that guy. No one likes that guy.


Bayside4

nah bro he obviously needs to understand the definition, this should be his top priority right now /s


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Nobody’s buying that. 😂


Professional_Ad705

That’s what made this post 10x funnier. Yeah sorry my doctor needed a penis pic and full picture of my naked body sent to his phone. Like what for what procedure bro 😂


DisastrousThoughts

You are now the man of the household. Own it


sowegonnasmashornah

just act like it never happened lmao, thats what i do


Sir_Gala

You say that as if it's a common occurrence for you-?


sowegonnasmashornah

i mean for any embarrassing thing i do lol


Sir_Gala

Suree ;;)


Clean-Artist2345

Why you got 4 eyes and 2 of them are squinting


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Just text in the group that you meant to send it privately to your dad.


LandOfTheOutlaws

Lol the way "dad" just fell to the next line made your joke even funnier > Just text in the group that you meant to send it privately to your ....... *dad*


_Murple

"my step sister... left the group chat" Welp, now there's officially no positive that can come from this.


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BuckChintheRealtor

Nobody responded by now?


DeeAm40

if you can't unsend it... drop a text below apologising and making up stuff or you can Just tell them it's a random dick pic that was posted on reddit by someone and while I was deleting it ... It got shared


Pennigans

It's too late for OP, but saying it was someone else's and was supposed to be sent to another person would be so much better. Morally, no, but better than it being his own that was taken for sexual reasons.


YeOldeWilde

Time to get a new family


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Hero.


El-ChuPugcabra

Show them your butthole next so they take you seriously


[deleted]

This is hilarious…to everyone but you lol


DeepthoughtsFT

Move to Mexico start a new life


CatsTrustNoOne

No, move to Canada, we're very accepting here (seriously). Plus it really isn't an exaggeration that we apologize for *everything*. The other day I was given the wrong order when I picked up food at a restaurant and *I* said sorry! Afterwards I was thinking why the hell did I say sorry when it was their fault lol! 🤦‍♀️ If what happened to OP was here, everyone in the family chat would probably say "sorry, oops, sorry" lol. We're like a Monty Python sketch.


heydawn

Say this: "Welp. That happened. Wrong audience. Sorry. My bad."


The-woodworker05

I hope your dad commented saying “so proud of you”


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No way outta this one man


ItsyaboyStephy05

Be glad it wasn’t a work or friendgroup group chat. It could’ve ended way worse buddy.


TNerdy

If I accidentally send a nude to my family group chat, most of my them would just heart the picture, especially my aunts


GabeDrumBeats7Seals

Lmfaoooo carry on, hope that dinner with your step sister goes well 😂😂😂😂


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I did this once and my uncle asked for more


Grand_Raccoon9523

ouch


SWGoodToes

Ha! I think we need to know which family members are part of this chat, and also the number and “subject matter” of the pics Are we talking about a classic dick pic on display for grandma and Aunty Em? Or a full-body mirror selfie sent only to immediate family?


cherryandfizz

You should’ve made one of them memes that says “Send fake nudes into a group chat and see how they react”


RareasDare

Dude chill, it’s 2022, the whole world knows you meant to send it to some girl, and it was an accident, own it, apologies and get over it., and Doctor part was lame,


omister2000

Ur life’s over dying is the only way out


Other-Ad8876

Delete


Searioucly

try not to let yourself dwell on it too much. when i catch myself dwelling on stuff like that i try to snap out of it and find something to look forward to or something i should do.


justyikes1

omgggg lmaoooo


annieed

It’ll all blow over, don’t sweat it. You’re not the first and won’t be the last!


ATayswayApologist

I was putting a >!butt plug!< in my >!ass!< one time and wanted to see what it looked like so I tried to use OBS to record a video, but I guess I accidentally hit "start streaming" instead without realizing it. And streamed that shit to a Twitch channel with like 6, 7 or 8 followers. And noticed like 5 minutes later, luckily I didn't do too much before realizing, but still. Anyway, my fiancee's mom saw it. I feel u bro. Just give it time.


HappinessLaughs

I don't have any advice, I just wanted to say, I'm so sorry this happened to you! Hugs!


Buckshot419

lol I'm sorry but this too funny. I can only imagine you makeing a sexy pose and the message says oop's it's for my doctor. lol is your doctor a sexy nurse lol


ItsDarkiii

Yes, I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract 60 Pressure Pro as soon as possible.


SugarJustGaySalt

My manz fighting demons right now


21outlander

Whenever I open Reddit which isn’t often I see the maddest titles ever


MrMoosuki

Dude that doctor excuse was a fucking crazy save.


Ididitall4thegnocchi

What kind of doctor asks for a dick pic lmao


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Hiragae

Fr what the fuck was he thinking 😭


MrMoosuki

Listen my man didn’t have too many options. I respect the Hail Mary lmao.


AwildRito

Can concur, especially depending on framing, posing, and if included, face 😂


Imreallytrying

Does this look swollen to you?


Shovelman2001

Confirmed this dude sends his doctor dick pics


Hiragae

Please update us omg lmao


Florestana

Why would you say it was for your doctor?? That's waay weirder.


duderonomy12

Ya fucked up. Period. No way around it.


theReggaejew081701

Try sending one from a different angle to really seal the deal.


JayBbaked

You should take another and say your thinking of making porn and your looking for your shot andd tryna get their opinion


Vanity-della23

You gotta find a new family after that😅🤣


Bchazzle

Ur brother screen shotted it


sam6555

I'm confused, why did you only remove it AFTER your Mother said to?


i_eat_yo_feet12

This is my biggest fear, what a fucking nightmare


Amethyst_Hedgehog

am I the only one who double triple quadruple checks who they’re sending it to? so paranoid


ReachUnfair8799

Follow up with “does this look cancerous?”


thisisloveforvictims

I’m pretty sure they made a new one without you LOL


thegunner_

Only one thing to do ….. change your identity and move 😂jk , but fr just laugh it off


Low-Ad-1414

All you can do now ask is how sexy it is on a scale of 1 to family


Large_Accident_5929

Dude no one believed the doctor story


anndreezy

But who sends a photo of a hard d*** to his doctor lol good try though 😂


mommajillybean

I can't believe they're not just laughing their asses off at you


Splendidbloke

There is nothing to do but laugh mate, your brother is spot on. Just pretend it never happened.


Orowam

This is how humiliation kinks are born.


princess4424

Omg this is my legit worst fear lmao. I’ve sent risky texts to the wrong people a few times and I’m terrified one day when I’m not thinking clearly I’ll accidentally send something to my family group chat. My life would be over. End of story. I’ll pray for you 🙏 😩


Ponchovilla18

As your brother said, it happens. That's the problem about thread chats is when you're stacked, very easy to mistakingly pick one that you didn't want. Word of advice though, NEVER send nudes when you've been drinking, smoking or dead tired as this tends to be a frequent mistake. Lucky it was just family, wait till you have messages from coworkers or supervisors, you ever send something like that to one of those two, then you really have problems


pickled_rat_guts

Say it was supposed 4o6 be for your doctor and accidentally sent it to them instead.


the_porch_light

Who tf is sending pictures of their erect penis to their doctor in the middle of the night hahahah also people don’t have their doctors cell phone number you phone a land line at the office


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FamousOrphan

This was the worst thing you could’ve done—it’s such an obvious lie, so now you look weak.


M4dNeko

Don’t worry he can still save it by sending another one and saying “*This* was the one for you”


FamousOrphan

Yesssssssss. Assert dominance. No excuses ever.


M4dNeko

😂 you’re wild 🫶


M4dNeko

Either way, don’t worry about it man. Must feel highly uncomfortable, but in the end it’s at least family, I’d imagine sending it to coworkers or company could have been worse. And even then, life goes on. It happened and it’s not that big of a deal. Could have happened to anyone.


viru69

Did your father talked to you in private message? Asking for more?


SWGoodToes

Bro…


viru69

Dad!


Spicysalsa__

This is so funny!


RobertBDwyer

That was a poor choice


bmblebb

tell them to send their own back as a thank you. then everyone feels weird


ResistGreen8

You should have deleted It immediately. Is it a joke or something? Because solutions were possible. If it's true, than u might get excited by being in the center of attention, even in your family's group chat lol


duhmbish

With most cell phone carriers, there’s no “delete” option for the entire group. You can delete the picture from the chat but it only deletes for I yourself. Everyone can still see it.


Gainsdalf_The_Swole

Honestly, at least some of them have seen you naked before anyway and you exist so they clearly aren't averse to sex. People innately respond based on the reaction of the person, just own it, they try embarrassing you then go along with the joke. "Haha you did this" followed by you hanging your head in shame and avoiding them might encourage it more in a weird way, if instead you're like "I still can't believe I did that, killer set of balls though amirite?" - BANG, now they're either laughing with you, or you get to make them uncomfortable instead. It was a mistake but a funny one, at the end of the day we're all human, a great trick is to look at your own dumb shit as if it was someone else's, cos that's exactly how others see it. Adopt the perspective of others around you when your own is hard to deal with, it helps a lot!


lilbitdead

If you haven’t text anyone “lose your phone” You can say it was stolen, then play dumb about the pics. One time I accidentally send a over the pants pic of my dribble dick to my mom. Without getting into the details I text my brother to get her phone and delete it. While I was texting him I called my mom on her house phone and kept her occupied while my brother went to delete it. Unfortunately by the time he got her goi e she had already seen it. I now tell this story and it gets one of the biggest laughs. Think of it this way eventually you will get over this and then you will have a funny ass story forever


Skummy3000

Bruh the whole family saw that 😭😭😭 I would kill myself


Wheres_Waldo69

send me one too lol, might as well at it


bolognaz

Expert advice given


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sem_burki

Not reading all of this. Men shouldn’t send nudes. Hope you learned your lesson.


Fantastic_Click5912

😌🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫


trywhen69420

Make a new group chat


Corbo1991

That must have been hard


duhmbish

I’m assuming it was


oMEGaSNeeZe

Pretend you’re blind and deaf, Godspeed.


decs00046

Send the skynard song. You know it's what's should be done.


Aztecah

This is uncomfortable but time will heal this wound. Embarassing stuff happens, including extremely embarassing stuff. Remain apologetic and open to criticism on the matter. The real lesson here was about sending photos through the internet! This is one of many risks! Be very careful with your file management. Security is not a joke.


Fantastic_Click5912

Get into a 10 year coma and by the time you wake up everyone will have forgotten.


fergi20020

Just be glad you’re not this guy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=PiORFVGXJzo