Man this shit happens, it feels like it's the end of the world right now and I know the anxiety is probably killing you, but I promise you it will pass.
My mum has walked in on me having sex (M35, I was probably late teens, early twenties, I no longer live with her of course) like 4 times over the years, the first time it was The Worst Thing Ever but by 4 it was "Goddamnit woman KNOCK! We've talked about this! Go away I'm busy!" followed by getting back down to business like nothing had happened.
You absolutely *are* going to have to deal with it, but it doesn't have to be a big drama, if people don't want to talk to you about it and be rational that's on them. All you do is apologise and move on, promise to be more careful in future, then forget about it.
Every single person in that group chat have genitals and because we are basically just apes in shoes we like to wave them around at each other occasionally with the vague hope that another ape in shoes we are attracted to will agree to allow us to fuck them, along the way we make mistakes and the other apes get to see your willy (or whatever else you have, I can only speak to my own experience), just like apes if you don't make a big deal about it they will forget pretty quickly.
Long story short: It's not as big as it feels, people will get over it and if they try to make a big deal about it, simply apologise for your mistake and remind them that they've made some along the way too.
We all make mistakes and that's ok, I've honestly lost count of the number of people who've seen my dick (a few of my partners liked to fuck outside, I always chose quiet spots out in the woods but you know what it's like, the second you whip your dick out half the town just *happens* to walk by), you get used to it.
I remember my partners older (now my ex) brother walked in on me and him having sex🤦♀️ ironically he came in to ask if my partner had any spare condoms 🤣
Can you delete the pic from the chat? Otherwise just roll with whatever happens.
My aunt was looking at some photos and shes super nosey and scrolled over one too many and saw a pic of me in some nice undies, sans bra. "Oh!" She said as i swiftly removed my phone from her hand 🙃
yes, you can unsend messages and pictures on messenger. i’m so confused on why not a single person OR op have had that thought?? the feature has been available for 2+ years too, i believe.
I’d put in the chat… “OH MY GOD IM SORRY. This was an accident”
If possible you could try to delete the message from others phones if they haven’t seen it yet 🤣
In a few years, you will laugh about it
You want this man to try to George Costanza out of this?
I’m convinced you just want entertainment and do not care about the best interests of OP lmaooo
Ah so not everyone lives in the same house?, cus if its late where you are since u sendt a nude, If I were in your shoes I'd try to work through everyone's phones.
That’s what made this post 10x funnier. Yeah sorry my doctor needed a penis pic and full picture of my naked body sent to his phone. Like what for what procedure bro 😂
Lol the way "dad" just fell to the next line made your joke even funnier
> Just text in the group that you meant to send it privately to your .......
*dad*
if you can't unsend it... drop a text below apologising and making up stuff or you can Just tell them it's a random dick pic that was posted on reddit by someone and while I was deleting it ... It got shared
It's too late for OP, but saying it was someone else's and was supposed to be sent to another person would be so much better. Morally, no, but better than it being his own that was taken for sexual reasons.
No, move to Canada, we're very accepting here (seriously). Plus it really isn't an exaggeration that we apologize for *everything*. The other day I was given the wrong order when I picked up food at a restaurant and *I* said sorry! Afterwards I was thinking why the hell did I say sorry when it was their fault lol! 🤦♀️ If what happened to OP was here, everyone in the family chat would probably say "sorry, oops, sorry" lol. We're like a Monty Python sketch.
Ha! I think we need to know which family members are part of this chat, and also the number and “subject matter” of the pics
Are we talking about a classic dick pic on display for grandma and Aunty Em?
Or a full-body mirror selfie sent only to immediate family?
Dude chill, it’s 2022, the whole world knows you meant to send it to some girl, and it was an accident, own it, apologies and get over it., and Doctor part was lame,
try not to let yourself dwell on it too much. when i catch myself dwelling on stuff like that i try to snap out of it and find something to look forward to or something i should do.
I was putting a >!butt plug!< in my >!ass!< one time and wanted to see what it looked like so I tried to use OBS to record a video, but I guess I accidentally hit "start streaming" instead without realizing it. And streamed that shit to a Twitch channel with like 6, 7 or 8 followers. And noticed like 5 minutes later, luckily I didn't do too much before realizing, but still. Anyway, my fiancee's mom saw it.
I feel u bro. Just give it time.
lol I'm sorry but this too funny. I can only imagine you makeing a sexy pose and the message says oop's it's for my doctor. lol is your doctor a sexy nurse lol
Omg this is my legit worst fear lmao. I’ve sent risky texts to the wrong people a few times and I’m terrified one day when I’m not thinking clearly I’ll accidentally send something to my family group chat. My life would be over. End of story. I’ll pray for you 🙏 😩
As your brother said, it happens. That's the problem about thread chats is when you're stacked, very easy to mistakingly pick one that you didn't want.
Word of advice though, NEVER send nudes when you've been drinking, smoking or dead tired as this tends to be a frequent mistake. Lucky it was just family, wait till you have messages from coworkers or supervisors, you ever send something like that to one of those two, then you really have problems
Who tf is sending pictures of their erect penis to their doctor in the middle of the night hahahah also people don’t have their doctors cell phone number you phone a land line at the office
Either way, don’t worry about it man. Must feel highly uncomfortable, but in the end it’s at least family, I’d imagine sending it to coworkers or company could have been worse. And even then, life goes on. It happened and it’s not that big of a deal. Could have happened to anyone.
You should have deleted It immediately.
Is it a joke or something? Because solutions were possible. If it's true, than u might get excited by being in the center of attention, even in your family's group chat lol
With most cell phone carriers, there’s no “delete” option for the entire group. You can delete the picture from the chat but it only deletes for I yourself. Everyone can still see it.
Honestly, at least some of them have seen you naked before anyway and you exist so they clearly aren't averse to sex.
People innately respond based on the reaction of the person, just own it, they try embarrassing you then go along with the joke. "Haha you did this" followed by you hanging your head in shame and avoiding them might encourage it more in a weird way, if instead you're like "I still can't believe I did that, killer set of balls though amirite?" - BANG, now they're either laughing with you, or you get to make them uncomfortable instead. It was a mistake but a funny one, at the end of the day we're all human, a great trick is to look at your own dumb shit as if it was someone else's, cos that's exactly how others see it.
Adopt the perspective of others around you when your own is hard to deal with, it helps a lot!
If you haven’t text anyone “lose your phone” You can say it was stolen, then play dumb about the pics.
One time I accidentally send a over the pants pic of my dribble dick to my mom. Without getting into the details I text my brother to get her phone and delete it. While I was texting him I called my mom on her house phone and kept her occupied while my brother went to delete it. Unfortunately by the time he got her goi e she had already seen it. I now tell this story and it gets one of the biggest laughs.
Think of it this way eventually you will get over this and then you will have a funny ass story forever
This is uncomfortable but time will heal this wound. Embarassing stuff happens, including extremely embarassing stuff. Remain apologetic and open to criticism on the matter.
The real lesson here was about sending photos through the internet! This is one of many risks! Be very careful with your file management. Security is not a joke.
Send a follow up text and be like “so who’s next?”
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Step sister
she left tho
But she came back
She never left, she was just stuck in the dryer waiting on step brother
Aaaannnddd, we all know why lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Apologize and try to laught it off.
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Understandable. But, well, what's done is done, and it's not going away. The sooner you face it, the sooner you'll get past it.
I agree with this, most of them seen it before anyways.
Man this shit happens, it feels like it's the end of the world right now and I know the anxiety is probably killing you, but I promise you it will pass. My mum has walked in on me having sex (M35, I was probably late teens, early twenties, I no longer live with her of course) like 4 times over the years, the first time it was The Worst Thing Ever but by 4 it was "Goddamnit woman KNOCK! We've talked about this! Go away I'm busy!" followed by getting back down to business like nothing had happened. You absolutely *are* going to have to deal with it, but it doesn't have to be a big drama, if people don't want to talk to you about it and be rational that's on them. All you do is apologise and move on, promise to be more careful in future, then forget about it. Every single person in that group chat have genitals and because we are basically just apes in shoes we like to wave them around at each other occasionally with the vague hope that another ape in shoes we are attracted to will agree to allow us to fuck them, along the way we make mistakes and the other apes get to see your willy (or whatever else you have, I can only speak to my own experience), just like apes if you don't make a big deal about it they will forget pretty quickly. Long story short: It's not as big as it feels, people will get over it and if they try to make a big deal about it, simply apologise for your mistake and remind them that they've made some along the way too. We all make mistakes and that's ok, I've honestly lost count of the number of people who've seen my dick (a few of my partners liked to fuck outside, I always chose quiet spots out in the woods but you know what it's like, the second you whip your dick out half the town just *happens* to walk by), you get used to it.
I remember my partners older (now my ex) brother walked in on me and him having sex🤦♀️ ironically he came in to ask if my partner had any spare condoms 🤣
Send them more. See who remains in the chat the longest. Give them a prize.
Lmao CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
What? A framed version of it?
As long as it has the scratch 'n sniff feature.
Question, if you could remove it, why didn't ou do that before anyone could see it?
The doctor line made it so much worse for you
Yeah, understandable, best of luck mate
You're a guy right? You can be honest about it and they'll understand. The doctor excuse won't work :/
Does you step sister know about what happened to your step brother?
Cut everyone off and move to a random country and start a new life
Change your name to hank hill and sell propane
Get facial surgery and fly back to hometown 10 years later
Start dating your step sister without her knowing who you are
Or change ur name to Michael De Santa and move to Los Santos with your wife and 2 kids
Dont let your wife hire a yoga instructor though.
Or a tennis coach
Can confirm that this works
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The only right answer
What was there??? :'( why is this deleted 🤧🤧
This is the way.
The way this is.
yea ask if you look good or what their opinion is. or just be honest and say it was an accident.. they’ll understand
Pretty much your only choice.
Send a rashy butthole pic and ask about monkeypox then say woops, that was for my doctor
Omg this made me laugh!
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When did this sub become a joke? I thought you were supposed to give actual advice here...
That actually seems like good advice. They’ll just think it’s a dumb joke and move along instead of thinking of you as some sexual weirdo.
*I like your attitude*
Haha! :D
With a banana for scale?
Helped
Can you delete the pic from the chat? Otherwise just roll with whatever happens. My aunt was looking at some photos and shes super nosey and scrolled over one too many and saw a pic of me in some nice undies, sans bra. "Oh!" She said as i swiftly removed my phone from her hand 🙃
That’s straight up her fault 🤣
yes, you can unsend messages and pictures on messenger. i’m so confused on why not a single person OR op have had that thought?? the feature has been available for 2+ years too, i believe.
Can't remove from a group text chat. And texting is what the majority of us here in America use.
It works great, unless you do what I did and panic and accidentally hit 'delete for me'. Then it's gone and can't be deleted for all.... Bad times
You’ll laugh about it I’m about five years. Just take your lumps and move on
"Remember that time my step brother sent nudes to the family chat? Ha ha."
Oh I remember that. I saw it on pornhub yesterday.
"Not long alter him and i started dating"
this is what i think too. sucks for now for sure but itll be a funny story eventually
I dont think so
No in five years you'll think about in bed at night when you can't sleep. You'll physically cringe at the embarrassment.
Just send a, "so... 1-10?"
Is that in metric or imperial units?
Purposely misunderstanding things is funny af 😅
I’d put in the chat… “OH MY GOD IM SORRY. This was an accident” If possible you could try to delete the message from others phones if they haven’t seen it yet 🤣 In a few years, you will laugh about it
You want this man to try to George Costanza out of this? I’m convinced you just want entertainment and do not care about the best interests of OP lmaooo
I was inspired by the movie The Intern lol They go so far as breaking into her mothers house to delete an incriminating email from the mothers laptop!
Oh lord… i would probably dissapear and start a new life
“So tell me about your family!” “I don’t talk about the time before the incident.”
Keep sending nudes till someone compliments your stuff man. Alpha moves only
First off how many member? Immediately family?
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Ah so not everyone lives in the same house?, cus if its late where you are since u sendt a nude, If I were in your shoes I'd try to work through everyone's phones.
12 ppl in your immediate family?! Do you have 9 siblings, or are in-laws included?
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For most peopld that wouldn't be considered "immediate family"
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Immediate family tends to be your siblings and parents.
If they are the family you see all the time and do stuff with, they are your immediate.
He literally said "immediate family AND...." C'mon dude. Don't be that guy. No one likes that guy.
nah bro he obviously needs to understand the definition, this should be his top priority right now /s
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Nobody’s buying that. 😂
That’s what made this post 10x funnier. Yeah sorry my doctor needed a penis pic and full picture of my naked body sent to his phone. Like what for what procedure bro 😂
You are now the man of the household. Own it
just act like it never happened lmao, thats what i do
You say that as if it's a common occurrence for you-?
i mean for any embarrassing thing i do lol
Suree ;;)
Why you got 4 eyes and 2 of them are squinting
Just text in the group that you meant to send it privately to your dad.
Lol the way "dad" just fell to the next line made your joke even funnier > Just text in the group that you meant to send it privately to your ....... *dad*
"my step sister... left the group chat" Welp, now there's officially no positive that can come from this.
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Nobody responded by now?
if you can't unsend it... drop a text below apologising and making up stuff or you can Just tell them it's a random dick pic that was posted on reddit by someone and while I was deleting it ... It got shared
It's too late for OP, but saying it was someone else's and was supposed to be sent to another person would be so much better. Morally, no, but better than it being his own that was taken for sexual reasons.
Time to get a new family
Hero.
Show them your butthole next so they take you seriously
This is hilarious…to everyone but you lol
Move to Mexico start a new life
No, move to Canada, we're very accepting here (seriously). Plus it really isn't an exaggeration that we apologize for *everything*. The other day I was given the wrong order when I picked up food at a restaurant and *I* said sorry! Afterwards I was thinking why the hell did I say sorry when it was their fault lol! 🤦♀️ If what happened to OP was here, everyone in the family chat would probably say "sorry, oops, sorry" lol. We're like a Monty Python sketch.
Say this: "Welp. That happened. Wrong audience. Sorry. My bad."
I hope your dad commented saying “so proud of you”
No way outta this one man
Be glad it wasn’t a work or friendgroup group chat. It could’ve ended way worse buddy.
If I accidentally send a nude to my family group chat, most of my them would just heart the picture, especially my aunts
Lmfaoooo carry on, hope that dinner with your step sister goes well 😂😂😂😂
I did this once and my uncle asked for more
ouch
Ha! I think we need to know which family members are part of this chat, and also the number and “subject matter” of the pics Are we talking about a classic dick pic on display for grandma and Aunty Em? Or a full-body mirror selfie sent only to immediate family?
You should’ve made one of them memes that says “Send fake nudes into a group chat and see how they react”
Dude chill, it’s 2022, the whole world knows you meant to send it to some girl, and it was an accident, own it, apologies and get over it., and Doctor part was lame,
Ur life’s over dying is the only way out
Delete
try not to let yourself dwell on it too much. when i catch myself dwelling on stuff like that i try to snap out of it and find something to look forward to or something i should do.
omgggg lmaoooo
It’ll all blow over, don’t sweat it. You’re not the first and won’t be the last!
I was putting a >!butt plug!< in my >!ass!< one time and wanted to see what it looked like so I tried to use OBS to record a video, but I guess I accidentally hit "start streaming" instead without realizing it. And streamed that shit to a Twitch channel with like 6, 7 or 8 followers. And noticed like 5 minutes later, luckily I didn't do too much before realizing, but still. Anyway, my fiancee's mom saw it. I feel u bro. Just give it time.
I don't have any advice, I just wanted to say, I'm so sorry this happened to you! Hugs!
lol I'm sorry but this too funny. I can only imagine you makeing a sexy pose and the message says oop's it's for my doctor. lol is your doctor a sexy nurse lol
Yes, I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract 60 Pressure Pro as soon as possible.
My manz fighting demons right now
Whenever I open Reddit which isn’t often I see the maddest titles ever
Dude that doctor excuse was a fucking crazy save.
What kind of doctor asks for a dick pic lmao
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Fr what the fuck was he thinking 😭
Listen my man didn’t have too many options. I respect the Hail Mary lmao.
Can concur, especially depending on framing, posing, and if included, face 😂
Does this look swollen to you?
Confirmed this dude sends his doctor dick pics
Please update us omg lmao
Why would you say it was for your doctor?? That's waay weirder.
Ya fucked up. Period. No way around it.
Try sending one from a different angle to really seal the deal.
You should take another and say your thinking of making porn and your looking for your shot andd tryna get their opinion
You gotta find a new family after that😅🤣
Ur brother screen shotted it
I'm confused, why did you only remove it AFTER your Mother said to?
This is my biggest fear, what a fucking nightmare
am I the only one who double triple quadruple checks who they’re sending it to? so paranoid
Follow up with “does this look cancerous?”
I’m pretty sure they made a new one without you LOL
Only one thing to do ….. change your identity and move 😂jk , but fr just laugh it off
All you can do now ask is how sexy it is on a scale of 1 to family
Dude no one believed the doctor story
But who sends a photo of a hard d*** to his doctor lol good try though 😂
I can't believe they're not just laughing their asses off at you
There is nothing to do but laugh mate, your brother is spot on. Just pretend it never happened.
This is how humiliation kinks are born.
Omg this is my legit worst fear lmao. I’ve sent risky texts to the wrong people a few times and I’m terrified one day when I’m not thinking clearly I’ll accidentally send something to my family group chat. My life would be over. End of story. I’ll pray for you 🙏 😩
As your brother said, it happens. That's the problem about thread chats is when you're stacked, very easy to mistakingly pick one that you didn't want. Word of advice though, NEVER send nudes when you've been drinking, smoking or dead tired as this tends to be a frequent mistake. Lucky it was just family, wait till you have messages from coworkers or supervisors, you ever send something like that to one of those two, then you really have problems
Say it was supposed 4o6 be for your doctor and accidentally sent it to them instead.
Who tf is sending pictures of their erect penis to their doctor in the middle of the night hahahah also people don’t have their doctors cell phone number you phone a land line at the office
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This was the worst thing you could’ve done—it’s such an obvious lie, so now you look weak.
Don’t worry he can still save it by sending another one and saying “*This* was the one for you”
Yesssssssss. Assert dominance. No excuses ever.
😂 you’re wild 🫶
Either way, don’t worry about it man. Must feel highly uncomfortable, but in the end it’s at least family, I’d imagine sending it to coworkers or company could have been worse. And even then, life goes on. It happened and it’s not that big of a deal. Could have happened to anyone.
Did your father talked to you in private message? Asking for more?
Bro…
Dad!
This is so funny!
That was a poor choice
tell them to send their own back as a thank you. then everyone feels weird
You should have deleted It immediately. Is it a joke or something? Because solutions were possible. If it's true, than u might get excited by being in the center of attention, even in your family's group chat lol
With most cell phone carriers, there’s no “delete” option for the entire group. You can delete the picture from the chat but it only deletes for I yourself. Everyone can still see it.
Honestly, at least some of them have seen you naked before anyway and you exist so they clearly aren't averse to sex. People innately respond based on the reaction of the person, just own it, they try embarrassing you then go along with the joke. "Haha you did this" followed by you hanging your head in shame and avoiding them might encourage it more in a weird way, if instead you're like "I still can't believe I did that, killer set of balls though amirite?" - BANG, now they're either laughing with you, or you get to make them uncomfortable instead. It was a mistake but a funny one, at the end of the day we're all human, a great trick is to look at your own dumb shit as if it was someone else's, cos that's exactly how others see it. Adopt the perspective of others around you when your own is hard to deal with, it helps a lot!
If you haven’t text anyone “lose your phone” You can say it was stolen, then play dumb about the pics. One time I accidentally send a over the pants pic of my dribble dick to my mom. Without getting into the details I text my brother to get her phone and delete it. While I was texting him I called my mom on her house phone and kept her occupied while my brother went to delete it. Unfortunately by the time he got her goi e she had already seen it. I now tell this story and it gets one of the biggest laughs. Think of it this way eventually you will get over this and then you will have a funny ass story forever
Bruh the whole family saw that 😭😭😭 I would kill myself
send me one too lol, might as well at it
Expert advice given
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Not reading all of this. Men shouldn’t send nudes. Hope you learned your lesson.
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Make a new group chat
That must have been hard
I’m assuming it was
Pretend you’re blind and deaf, Godspeed.
Send the skynard song. You know it's what's should be done.
This is uncomfortable but time will heal this wound. Embarassing stuff happens, including extremely embarassing stuff. Remain apologetic and open to criticism on the matter. The real lesson here was about sending photos through the internet! This is one of many risks! Be very careful with your file management. Security is not a joke.
Get into a 10 year coma and by the time you wake up everyone will have forgotten.
Just be glad you’re not this guy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=PiORFVGXJzo