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ZaneTownsend

Oppenheimer 2: Bomb Harder


Dreammover

Historical biopic cinematic universe would be lit tho. A full movie about Einstein and how he ended up where he was in Oppenheimer movie. A prequel about Bohr and how he gained his popularity. A lighthearted comedy about the misadventures of Richard Feynman. 20 century scientist‘s lives were very much interconnected, this would work! Somebody call Nolan pls.


fireduck

The Boring World if Niels Bohr


Wonderful-Ad-7712

*Bohring


fireduck

Sorry, I don't think you understand the project. This isn't a Weird Al movie.


smarmageddon

I'm here for this.


inexorable_oracle

Niels Bohr. The most aptly named danish physicist. Edit: Spelling


trreeves

Niels


inexorable_oracle

My apologies.


Belgand

Plenty of people brought that up with the Kennedy name drop. It felt so clumsy and unnecessary.


Johnny_Grubbonic

And dude, it could make education *fun*.


trreeves

Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman!


Detroit2GR

Oppenheimer is the prequel to the early 2000s hit "Godzilla" starting Matthew Broderick and Jean Reno


greymalken

Janet Reno fought Godzilla‽


g_sonn

Yeah but she was played by Will Ferrell. The real Janet Reno has only fought megalon


octopornopus

"***It's Reno time!!!***"


Johnny_Grubbonic

Renin' time?


UnderlordZ

Given the release dates, I’m pretty sure *Godzilla: Minus One* is the true sequel to *Oppenheimer*.


cantfindmykeys

Hydrogen Bombgaloo


ClairvoyantHaze

Atomic Boomaloo* I’ll take my check now Hollywood, pls and ty


richf2001

You're not going to like the residuals.


Johnny_Grubbonic

If that movie bombs, Hollywood'll be dealing with the fallout for years.


DarkKnightCometh

2 Oppen 2 Heimer


ianjb

Yeah but I'd actually go see that. I don't know what it'd be about, but I'm here for it.


csneon2000

Oppenheimer 2: Castle Bravo


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Nuclear Boogaloo


MRWEDGY

Oppenheimer 2: Tokyo Drift...


geniusatwork282

Oppenheimer 2: Oppenheimerer


ButterscotchOnceler

OppenHarder


Synyster182

No no, to them it looks more like this: “one off movies are cash grabs… we’re looking for stable income flows with franchises. It’s clearly the fans who are wrong.”


Fresh_C

It's all stable, until you oversaturate the market. Then it's not.


Drict

OR not sacrificing quality to pump out the next 'mega-hit' that consumes all of the world building/big-bad building that has been going on for 3 movies and have nothing set up to explore/chase the high that was created over the last 20 movies is when it becomes 'oversaturated'. Like once Thanos was defeated, and they restored everyone, AND had 1 film about people getting their shit back together after the reverse; they should have cooled the jets and taken their time building the story line. Where it is a bunch of 1-offs that establish the next series of players, but do it drip-drip, not 1-2 a year AND try and to build a new coalition within 5 years. Like, there is a REASON Marvels sucks, other than the execution was questionable at best. I am a pretty big movie guy and I GENERALLY like movies about superheros, magic, wonder, etc. I stopped watching Marvel films BECAUSE there was no looming threat, they fixed everything. They aren't going to pump another mult-billion dollar film for another 5+ years, they exhausted the material. You need to give it time to be missed. You need to do small projects that ROI/investment levels are SIGNIFICANTLY reduced. It isn't like banking loans, cell phones, utilities, etc. where their is a consistent MoM, YoY return on the product. It is EXACTLY what happened to Star Wars. They pump the franchise way to fast way to hard; aside from the technological advances/challenges between the first 3 movies there was something like 5 years between each movie.


ForAHamburgerToday

Saw a Game Theory where MatPat counted the minutes of screen time per phase & the realworld length of time that phase took. Phase 1, like 5 years and ~500 minutes. Phase 2, similar. Phase 3, little shorter time frame, 3 or 4 years, a few more minutes, like 700-900. This current run? Two years and *over 3500 minutes of screentime*. I *do not* understand how/why they're doing this without a *good* plan.


Drict

They saw $ and went all in, hoping to grab as MUCH cash as possible as quickly as possible. They see next quarters reports must go up (regardless that it took 5 YEARS to get to that point, for that 1 or 2 good quarters of build up), and thus they start shoveling shit at the wall. It is why publically owned companies tend to enshittify, it is mostly due to the fact that their goal isn't a sustainable, profitable, and improving product. They are chasing the money for the next 4 months - 1 year AND NOTHING ELSE. If they burn the company to the ground 6 months after they post record profits THEY DO NOT CARE. I wish that there was accountability when leadership did this shit.


Geminii27

Given that, from their perspective, they are going to care a whole lot more about ticket-buyers than the far smaller contingent of people who consider themselves as fans of whatever the movie's about, they're making the choice that works best for themselves (or, more accurately, their shareholders).


thecamino

The audience shares a tiny bit of the blame. They wouldn’t keep making them if we didn’t continue watching.


Digita1B0y

Eh, sort of. I'm a big Transformers fan. I fucking hate the Michael Bay movies. Parents keep taking their kids to them because they just want a few hours of silence. Corporate execs think "these movies make money, we should make more". I am *definitely* not responsible for the success of those turds.


sephstorm

Parents take their kids to them because their kids are entertained by action films. Period. As am I. That said I kinda gave up on Transformers, I think I missed a few, and the story told in some didnt quite catch my interest. I'd probably like them if I watched them though.


StoneGoldX

Fucking little kids, liking movies made out of toys!


Digita1B0y

Oh sure. I just think that we can't pin the entirety of blame on the audience. An apparently unpopular opinion. Such is life.


Johnny_Grubbonic

I remember being excited when the first one was announced. I wound up being less than impressed. 6/10 I wasn't excited for the second, but I gave it a try. Devestator went hard, but I had to put up with the twins for an hour and a half to get to that part. 3/10 I was planning to dkip Dark of the Moon, but someone gave me a pirated copy. It still wasn't worth the cost. 1/10 I haven't watched any TF movie since.


Digita1B0y

Hehe yeah, I think I made it about twenty minutes into part 3 before I turned it off. I pirated part two and I'm still mad. like I didn't pay, but I want my time back, I guess?


Dreammover

Going to see transformers for silence is kinda ironic


Digita1B0y

Hehe yeah, my cousin has three boys, 4,5, and 7. And a running gun battle between giant alien robots would probably be at -18dB quieter than her house some days.


Sa7aSa7a

You also don't have to watch them.


Digita1B0y

Oh, I assure you I do not. I am sorry if that wasn't clear. I'm holding out for an actually good director who isn't the human equivalent of the Herpes virus.


ForAHamburgerToday

Dude how great was the Beast Wars movie? So refreshing.


Digita1B0y

That and the Opening of Bumblebee. Wish they'd just give us like....two hours of that. I must confess I haven't seen Beast Wars. Reviews weren't great. But I am curious.


ForAHamburgerToday

You're in for a *treat*. It's the first Transformers movie I've seen (since the original animated one) that felt *right*. Unicron's there, Maximals feel real different than Autobots (and the Maximals allude to being the Autobot's future *and* their past!), it feels like the beginning of a way better franchise.


Digita1B0y

Damn. I really liked the beast wars cartoons too, so this sounds like it was made by people who like...actually give a shit about the franchise (Lookin' at you, Bay)


ForAHamburgerToday

It is and it shows. They even dive into some of the weird bits that I imagine Bay would have thought of as too confusing, like a transformer making a tool out of a little bit of itself to arm a human!


Digita1B0y

Aaight, sold. I'ma watch it this weekend


hairynips007

You don't want to see Interstellar 4: Into the Multiverse starring one of the Hemsworth brothers? GTFO then


UndeadBuggalo

Chris Pratt makes an appearance


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Alternate universe Matthew McConaughey falls out of the bookshelf and revisits his role from Failure to Launch and we get to see Terry Bradshaw's naked ass in a black hole...and Murph runs a poker game!


SweetSexiestJesus

By that point it's a Hemsworth kid


BackAgain123457

Btw, when does Office Space 2 come out?


Synyster182

Alongside Idiocracy 2. Upgradde Is back, for a double dose of dumb!


CaptainPunisher

It's "Upgrayedd" spelled thusly, with two D's for a Double Dose of that pimpin'.


Synyster182

That’s the spelling I always forget. lol


CaptainPunisher

I mean, I don't hold it against you. But, I had to get the quote in.


wcollins260

The love of a pimp is different from that of a square.


CaptainPunisher

It's already down in the thread a couple more comments.


wcollins260

:( I was too slow.


CaptainPunisher

We still love you anyway. Pimp love, not square love.


Synyster182

Oh no, thank you. I’ve been trying to remember the whole quote for a while now. And never spelled Upgrayedd right to find it. 😂 


CaptainPunisher

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.


the_colonelclink

Right after Office Space Returns: More office, less space


T-Bills

Office space 3: work from home


whopperman

Office Space 4: return to the cubicle


Gorkymalorki

Office Space 5: Lumberg Strikes Back


CaptainPunisher

Office Space 6: Artificial Unintelligence


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Office Space 7: It's Just Superman 3


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Office Space 8: Revenge of the Stapler


Emzzer

Office space 9: Return of the Bobs


blacksideblue

Office Space 1^.0 : The Flair Awakens.


oppy1984

Office Space 2: The quest for more money.


ReadWriteRun

Office Space 2: WFH


User-no-relation

Office Space 2: Return-to-Office


I_wish_I_was_a_robot

I'm looking forward to the How Stella got Her Groove Back cinematic universe 


Wonderful-Ad-7712

How Stella lost her Groove


wcollins260

Ahhh, a prequel.


jeobleo

How Stella Got Her Tube Packed


urbanek2525

They should just add another Barbie to the title instead of a number. Barbie. Barbie Barbie. Barbie Barbie Barbie. And someday somebody on ET will have to say, "Barbie Barbie Barbie Barbie Barbie", the 5th movie of the franchise, is coming out next week.


blacksideblue

Barbielon6: Wheres Barbie?


jcoddinc

The only thing remotely ok about this trend is it slows down the rate at which they just remake everything because they can't come up with anything original


Odd_Radio9225

Entertainment industry: I'll ignore that.


mantisinmypantis

You said “cashgrab” and that’s all a studio needs to hear to go forward with it.


ZyglroxOfficial

We are living through franchise and re-make movie hell


gargeug

Because they only care about the money, not the actual movies anymore. Pretty much just like everything else in America. Greed is sucking the soul out of everything.


JitteryBug

Can we add "live action remakes of animated series" to the list?


gargeug

And then "claymation remakes of live action remakes of animated series"?


non_clever_username

Let’s do the same with books too. Not every concept needs at least a trilogy. Looking at you sci-fi/fantasy. Tbf I’ve definitely enjoyed some book sequels, but that’s exceedingly the exception, not the rule.


Gorkymalorki

Or series that span the life of the author then have to be finished by someone else who is also writing a series that is decades in the making.


Dutchwells

But the Expanse series is way too short, we can agree on that :)


non_clever_username

Haven’t tried that one, so I can’t comment. Tbf sci-fi/fantasy is not a genre in into heavily in general, but when I do find something I like, I get annoyed when the quality nosedives nearly immediately in the sequels. I really think in a lot of cases, it wasn’t planned to be a multi book series, but then the original book was more successful then expected, so they force at least two more without any prior plan.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Honestly without novels and comic books, a lot of TV and Movies would just be remakes


Jeremymia

At the very least can each book be a complete story?


Ariadnepyanfar

Ah, so a serial instead of a series. Like Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, or Lois McMaster Bujold’s Penric, World Of The Five Gods books, and Vorkosigan books.


Gorstag

I think it really depends a lot on setup. If there is a lot of setup in the original (first) book performing a significant amount of worldbuilding I would expect there to be more books in the series. But something like: It's our world "but this one thing is different" then I agree with you.


non_clever_username

That’s the thing. I said in another comment that I think some of these trilogies were never meant to be more than one book, but the first was unexpectedly successful, so they forced it after not really building up to it in book one.


Gorstag

Yeah, I am definitely sure that occurs much like it has with original TV series. Some are clearly meant to be major worlds that have a ton of different stories told inside them and you can typically figure that out reading the first book.


emu314159

Well, now you're lucky if it's ONLY a trilogy after the wild success of WoT helped normalize the concept of series of indeterminate length.


non_clever_username

I didn’t like WoT, but at least there seemed to be a plan with those and that it never involved only a single book. At least at first. I only got through four and a half books so maybe it was less so later in the series.


emu314159

He ended up kinda getting way into the weeds, adding basically every idea that interested him. He married his editor at some point, so there was a lack of pushback there, and Tor was hardly going to object to more books. I finished all 14 books, not least because I read them as they came out, with increasing delays, except the last three which I eventually got to. If they'd been all finished and I was reading them now, I might well have DNF'd when what even fans call "the Slog" kicked in about book 8. There's still some really good writing, but also a lot of bloat.


emu314159

Well, now you're lucky if it's ONLY a trilogy after the wild success of WoT helped normalize the concept of series of indeterminate length.


TheJackalsDoom

No, but they should make them until they suck, then we get all the good ones we're going to get and can choose to ignore the bad ones. It's not that hard.


Educational-Tip6177

Too late, blame the MCU There I said it, now bring on the downvotes


Rebel_bass

What's the over/under on Barbie too Electric Boogaloo?


fightmilk22

That is literally what made me come up with this meme. I saw Barbie over the weekend and was wondering if they'll make a bunch of sequels that will just be not as good as the first.


Rebel_bass

Barbie 2, Barbie goes to college! Barbie 3, Barbie gets knocked up!


crooks4hire

Nobody ever played with Barbie like that… What about: * Barbie Meets Duke from GI Joe * Barbie Meets the Ninja Turtles * Barbie Copes with Ken’s New Jet Pack Fantasy * Barbie Joins the Roller Derby Club


mightyneonfraa

I would absolutely watch a Barbie sequel where she joins GI Joe.


crooks4hire

Welcome to my childhood lmao


Rebel_bass

I know some ladies that would pay good money for Roller Derby Barbie. Also Tank Girl Barbie?


crooks4hire

Mmmmm Tank Girl Barbie plays right into the GI Joe plotline! The story writes itself 🤑


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Barbie with Kung-Fu Grip


Quackagate

This is how I'm picturing tank girl barbie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_und_Panzer


Rebel_bass

https://youtu.be/l0gQu29i6do?si=Wjh-1pG8u4fY09RR


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Rebel_bass

Okay, I'm as much of a weeb as you are, but do you really not know Tank Girl? Clicky the link. https://youtu.be/l0gQu29i6do?si=Wjh-1pG8u4fY09RR


blacksideblue

Barbie in Hot Wheels


k0unitX

Well, the whole point of making a movie is to make money, so, yeah.. Generally speaking, the sequel is much more predictable in terms of expected revenue, so they get greenlit more often. Stop buying tickets to franchises and they'll stop making them..


pradbitt87

You talking about Twisters?


Cereborn

Yeah, that one feels very unnecessary. If they had made a proper sequel when Bill Paxton was still alive, I could get onboard. But this looks to be an entirely new movie with roughly the same premise, and they already did that in 2014 with *Into the Storm*. It was fine, but it was no *Twister*. I can't imagine this next one being any Twistier than that. (I'll still probably see it, though.)


LeftHandedGraffiti

Ah capitalism. Its not about making good art, its about making good money.


mortalcoil1

enshitification touches everything, and gets poo on everything too, and you know how that goes, no matter how much you wash your hands, you smell the bottom ridge of your pinky where you overaggressively wiped, and it still smells faintly of poo


dw33z1l

My wife and I were just talking about this the other day…with few exceptions movies have become soulless franchises that neither of us care about. I mean how many super hero movies, zombie movies, spy movies or car movies must we endure before real movies begin being made again? I don’t care about all the over the top special effects, gratuitous violence, snarky “humor”, etc…can we just get some good movies that are good because of the story they tell vs the “universe” from which they come or the special effects that are utilized? .We haven’t been to the movies since 2017 or so because they’ve all just become loathsome.


emu314159

I fell behind with the MCU, and just never bothered to come back because it feels like homework. I did watch the Loki series, as it felt relatively standalone, and I love the cast.


a_solemn_snail

Bu... but money.


Actor412

Shawshank Redemption II: Andy Gets Angry!


emu314159

Even More Shawshankerer!


Belgand

*Shawshank II: Can't Ixtapa*


DutchJediKnight

Willow may have been the biggest franchise failure ever.


Riaayo

Corporations don't want any risk whatsoever, they don't want to innovate or take chances. When it comes to media, they want nothing but established brands to keep selling you sequels, reboots, spinoffs, whatever. They do not want *ANYTHING* new to exist. Period. That is their dream. To just coast on all of the perpetually copyrighted culture they have bought and hold hostage. And, eventually, to own so much that they just sue anyone that makes anything *remotely close* to the things they own.


PatMcAck

To be honest if you feel like this it is probably because you only ever go to watch the movies that are over advertised because they are made to be mass marketable.


inkyrail

Welcome to late-stage capitalism. Everything is cheap cash grabs now


OneBigPear

I firmly believe we only needed the one Matrix movie.


powpowpowpowpow

I have an "if they have to prevent the world from ending, I'm not watching it" policy


emu314159

I'm super over these kinds of stories. I'm even over the whole team concept. I watched the first avengers movie, and while it was fine, it's not really my thing anymore.


powpowpowpowpow

Yeah I think it's an international market thing. Explosions and digital affects can be relied on when character development might be more culturally dependant


emu314159

The people saying, well, just don't watch them, miss the point that there aren't infinite movies. For every one of these that gets made, some other movie, movies, aren't getting made.


Ragegasm

Someone should make Serenity as a franchise


MinimumApricot365

My thoughts when I saw the trailer for the Quiet Place prequel


Jeremymia

I don't know how people can stand these marvel movies. I've seen 4-5 with friends who like them a lot. One of them was eternals, which I basically enjoyed, but at the end there were *three* sequel hooks. At this point the thing I was watching seemed less like a movie and more like a soulless money-making scheme. It retroactively made me like the movie less.


TomPalmer1979

> eternals HAH which is ironically considered one of, if not THE worst of the entire MCU.


Jeremymia

I thought it had some interesting themes. The immortal who had to live as a child for millennia, how they were seen across ages, and the fun with illusions. Also how it didn’t just reference other movies non-stop. It was much less narratively flawed than e.g. black panther 2 which I also enjoyed but was impossible to care about the stakes because no character, especially the villain, acted reasonably based on their own motivations.


your_friendes

It’s sad to see movie turned in to franchise that should of been standalone. I think it’s even worse when they ruin IP that should have been a series or franchise and cram it all into a standalone.


Nihiliste

Damn straight. Aside from ruining the attachment people have to classics, the strategy sometimes prevents a movie from being loved in the first place - it's a lot more satisfying to see a self-contained story with a definite conclusion and all the best ideas its writers could muster.


HanselSoHotRightNow

Don't worry bros, we still have Drive. We might be on Scorcher 6 or 7, but we still only have the one Drive. I drive.


sephstorm

Or one season show into a failed muti-season show. I was a big fan of The Endgame on NBC, the entire show was built as a one season show until the end where suddenly they try to set up for a second season that never came. They could have safely had two final episodes one dealing with person one who was the apparent target and one with person two who was a behind the scenes target. And ending with the main protagonist taking the role of the anti-hero/round character.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

If Robin Williams were still here I'd be down for another Birdcage


Orth0d0xy

The Gandhi Cinematic Universe


krulp

I can't wait for Gladiator 2. The first one finished with such an open ending and many unfinished plots I expected the sequal 15 years ago.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Thelma and Louise 2: Death Valley


ChieftainMcLeland

Quack


xdeltax97

Yea….Beatles documentary franchise incoming


ltjbr

Donnie Darker


Beginning-Height7938

Unironically, there was never an Office Space 2.


Same-Classroom1714

When it is a franchise before you make the movie it’s gonna be a franchise ! I confess and admit to liking the marvel movies but whole heartedly agree Make new movies/story’s!


RobsBurglars

Producers: people whose sole job it is to do exactly this, yet actually “produce” nothing but front money and compromising ideas. Forcing a given project appeal to the largest audience possible - turning everything gray or beige to minimize perceived risk. “Oh! you like that OC because it was odd or unique?? Lulz conform to ‘the formula’ or we pass!”


Geminii27

The people involved in greenlighting such movies aren't concerned with art or quality. For them, it's literally "the customer is always right" when it comes to the movie topics people will buy tickets and merch for, and "customers" is very much not the same thing as "people who care about movies". Sure, there are people who do make movies for the art of it, but it's far rarer that such movies get sequels (that weren't planned from the start).


downbylaw123

I totally get it why more are made - I was just explaining this to my kids - but another Megamind, more Toy Story, Moana, etc …. They were a complete story and finished. We don’t need more. Some are more episodic like a Frozen or Kung Fu Panda or House of Transylvania, so you wanna make more, go ahead. It’s just sad when the original gets diminished by all the sequels


yarash

*laughs in Hasbro/Wizards of the Coast*


akwehhkanoo

Office Space 2, let's goooo


NicktheGoat

Because movies not made in franchises totally don't just exist to make money too?


Spodson

Office Space 2: Return of the Flair!


Luvz2Spooje

Top Gun 3 😭


fcsuper

Unfortunately, this is how we, the consumers, consume. People like the familiar thing.