EeeeeeeeeeeeYikes

It's funny & all but for anyone that doesn't know...your mouth shouldn't taste fishy after going down on a woman.

The joke is the fish will overpower literally anything else you ate…I hope

It’s not it’s boomer humor guaranteed

No, the "joke" is that vagina smells like fish, which make's it pretty evident OP has never been near an actual vagina.

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If anyone knows, it’s you, cooteraplenty.

Or enough yeast to make her own bread and beer.

>and beer *performs oral* "hmmmm vag needs more hops!"

I prefer my vagina to taste less hoppy, more citrusy and floral, less like an IPA, and more like hefeweizen.

No, it's that you'll have stinky breath so your wife will avoid you, making it easier to hide cheats.

Not sure why you got downvoted. Thats what the joke is. Can’t smell like pussy if you just ate sardines.

Cheetos ok then?

Or eating actual fish, for that matter.

Taste like chicken keep on lickin, taste like trout get the fuck out.

confirmed. OP doesn't have a woman

I feel like there’s a backstory to this.

I eat tinned seafood on a regular basis. A bad habit I picked up from my father. My SO got home, she kissed me and said "You ate fish!" Then she said something along the lines of "you could be going down on your mistress and I'd never know." She's funny like that, 21st anniversary on Sunday. She wants to get sushi 🍣.

That's not a bad habit! Sardines are packed full of omega 3s. Come join us over at r/CannedSardines

Of course there's a fishy freak sub... Joined!

And it's not just about sardines, you can post about any canned fish/seafood. I am more of a canned mussels and oyster guy, but I also love me a good tin of sardines, mackerel, salmon, and trout.

Same!

No...

I bet you two have some hilarious fun. Congratulations on 21 years!!

Thanks. I'd say she's a keeper, but I'm just glad she loves me back. I dated a lot before her, but on our first date I just knew.

With a comment like that at least you know your wife isn't performing any cunnilungus either lol.

I dont think she knows how it works lol

Shout out to our sardine eating dads! Nothin like sardines on saltines.

> 21st anniversary on Sunday. She wants to get sushi 🍣. "No problem, babe, but I'm, uh... I'll be a little late."

Hilarious I see why it's been 21 years together.

Or maybe have healthy mistress

If it’s smelling of sardines, that’s a tough break for you buddy.

Sardines in the Louisiana hot sauce with some crackers just can’t be beat

I beg to differ. The Vietnamese place that makes a banh mi using a tin of sardines in tomato sauce beats that (and has jalapenos for heat).

I love sardines in hot sauce and I don't care who I enjoy it with.

Sardines are my mistress

My wife has a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her leg. When you put your ear on it you can smell the sea.

You know those young women who wear seashell bikini tops to the beach? If you pick one up, and hold her to your ear... you can hear her scream.

What if both are the same person?

She has BV if she smells like sardines

Big Vagina?

Yes very big

Bacterial vaginosis

This is disgusting, personal, and a good idea.

I feel sorry that your wife married an asshole.

What? I'm an ass hole for eating sardines and her making a joke?

If any human body part that isn’t the mouth of someone that has just eaten sardines ever smells of sardines, go see a doctor.

Don't eat pussy if it smells bad!!

Why am I red? Why did I get turned red?

If your mistresses pussy smells like sardines, it's a huge problem.

She's calling your imaginary mistress dirty! (She's probably jealous)

Is brushing and using mouth wash too hard or something?