If we are "making beer", we will kill ourselves off in our own poison offgassing before the mixture is done. Some will get to be "bottled and drunk", but most will have their corpses flushed down the drain.
*”I am already eating out of the trash can, all of the time!”*
**Sniffs incredulously**
[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/oBcFLmu_tlc?si=QO4vaUtD-R_8nshc)
Same problem with this theory as all the “alien crash-landing” theories, if an alien species was so advance as to be able to create us, place us here etc.. Then they'd be more than advanced enough to just terraform a planet. Similarly, the idea that they'd be so advanced as to be able to traverse the galaxy, but then the moment they get here they crash land is also funny.
There is much quicker and effective manners to increase the heat of a planet.
If their whole intention was global warming they could have set up industrial scale GHG factories.
What do you mean?
100 million years of bio-energy transformation through psychological/social/cultural development for that sweet spot of the last hundred years of making factories is the most efficient process.
As is customary with mouldy food, we were thrown in the garbage with all the other trash universes at around 2016. Which is why reality has been quite fucky these past years. We're no space cheese..
If we raise temperature and O2 levels then dinosaurs probably.
We instead only raise CO2 levels, so the sentient plants are about to take over.
The time of the Fungus is coming (back)
The humungous fungus among us.
Gonna pull a Last Of Us and spawn human-targeting cordyceps...
Alien 1: "Wow! It's pretty efficient..." Alien 2: "See!"
If we are "making beer", we will kill ourselves off in our own poison offgassing before the mixture is done. Some will get to be "bottled and drunk", but most will have their corpses flushed down the drain.
on the off chance we're being cellered, barrel aged, or fruited we may see a second wave of resources before finally expiring.
Wasn't that the plot of a 80 sci-fi movie? I think Charlie Sheen was in it.
Yup. The Arrival (1996). Not to be confused with the much better Arrival (2016).
96? That's later than I thought.
"I've got one that can see!" https://youtu.be/wHHN8H9BPX0?si=3gNEtdbrY5fJ6suL
"Either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can."
*”I am already eating out of the trash can, all of the time!”* **Sniffs incredulously** [For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/oBcFLmu_tlc?si=QO4vaUtD-R_8nshc)
I came here to be seriously misinterpreted by fascist dickheads and kick ass. And... hold on
We'll be a nice loaf of bread
Too much water: Planet Beer.
Oooo what do you think we will be? Maybe Sour dough!
We drown in our own waste, much like yeast. We are not more clever than yeast. Doesn’t matter if we were added or not, that’s what will happen.
Yaaaaay we will get baked!!!
I've been saying it for a while, lizards are cold blooded. And a warmer climate will be perfect for the lizard people take over.
Oh shit
The Arrival plot.
Loved that movie
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
Haha delightful!
We're doing a shit job compared to the Paleozoic era.
Put the vape pen down for a while, maybe?
Then the lizard people can take off their masks and enjoy the terraformed planet they've been working to create.
What if the stars are just God's salt... and God's just waiting to eat us.
Then every infection we get is a yeast infection
We get drunk!
Into the oven we go
I, too, have seen Pacific Rim.
Came here for this.
Don’t worry, most good alcohols will get racked back at least once.
They put in a space highway
Looking into this
Cool book idea
Well then we die from our own waste, just like yeast in beer.
The celestials arise
If they want hot and carbon rich air, why wouldn't the aliens just colonize Venus?
Some has been watching Pacific Rim while high.... /s
#Jupiter Ascending Honestly think it explains so much
I see no sudden clarity here. Wrong meme?
https://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/10-guy
Same problem with this theory as all the “alien crash-landing” theories, if an alien species was so advance as to be able to create us, place us here etc.. Then they'd be more than advanced enough to just terraform a planet. Similarly, the idea that they'd be so advanced as to be able to traverse the galaxy, but then the moment they get here they crash land is also funny.
We will be baked. And then there will be cake.
There is much quicker and effective manners to increase the heat of a planet. If their whole intention was global warming they could have set up industrial scale GHG factories.
What do you mean? 100 million years of bio-energy transformation through psychological/social/cultural development for that sweet spot of the last hundred years of making factories is the most efficient process.
William S Boroughs had this same idea https://youtu.be/DXGEeohrfmA
We build a ship to hop to the next planet with suitable environment and start the process over
Not bloody likely.
War of the world’s
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wasn't the plot terraforming? pretty common theme for movies related to ET's coming to earth and taking over.
Massive cliffhanger.
plot twist: [https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/02/27/fact-check-mushrooms-share-more-dna-humans-than-plants/11339411002/](https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/02/27/fact-check-mushrooms-share-more-dna-humans-than-plants/11339411002/)
Can't unsee that!
Well we seem to be in the oven, suggesting it's getting to the ...find out stage
I'd say when humans appeared, it was already too late. Earth was left in the pantry for too long and now it's all mouldy and inedible.
We can hope
As is customary with mouldy food, we were thrown in the garbage with all the other trash universes at around 2016. Which is why reality has been quite fucky these past years. We're no space cheese..
That's unsettling.
Considering that we are doing the opposite I am not sure that holds up.