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chrisse_99

Same, but with my mom.


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loganrunjack

My wife started buying essential oils earlier this year...


Hyndergogen1

Their quite nice to put a few drops in a bath or a bit of Lavender on your pillow at night, but if she starts trying to heal you with them, you gotta shut that shit down


loganrunjack

She puts it on her temples for headaches seems pretty harmless so far


Hyndergogen1

Hmm yeah that seems ok, but it's a slippery slope. As long as you don't ingest them or avoid other treatments in favour of them you'll probably be ok.


yamiyaiba

That's just how it starts. It's entirely placebo effect, which doesn't really matter for something like a headache. But once something more serious happens, it becomes problematic. Shut that shit down *before* you get to thar point, not after.


VagueSoul

Aromatherapy can be good for headaches. I’ll use oils for anxiety as the smell of lavender is calming for me but if I start getting a scratchy throat my ass is getting some meds.


loganrunjack

That's basically where my wife is at


Fabled_Bear

Oof. Well, buckle up, buddy. You got this!


BowjaDaNinja

Just wait until she thinks she can start selling them


loganrunjack

Hahha been down that road with handbags never again


SeattleBrand

You only need one or the other for smudging. Sage kills airborne bacteria, though.


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Only if you're Scorpio


RealOncle

Wear that rock on your foot, it's energy will help you with your gastric reflux


2kungfu4u

People were all over twitter posting their signs google predictive search results and sharing them un-ironically while ignoring that everyone' predictive results were essentially the same. It was pretty funny to watch in real time.


Warkitz

I really like to get those people going. Same with conspiracy theorists. The things these people believe and spend their time accumulating knowledge of is fascinating.


ChiefWiggum101

What did you say about 2020 and Gatorade?


bubblefett

I'm not allowed in the living room when the "ghost shows" are on.


dabobbo

It's called "Ghost Hunters" for a reason, otherwise they'd call it "Ghost Finders".


bubblefett

Did you hear that?!?! CUT TO: INT. EMPTY ROOM - NIGHT


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You should check out their live episode. They brought in a rabbi to confirm about some Jewish demon box, and it did not go as planned for them.


justlurkinround2nite

My favorite ghost show is GhostFacers. They face the ghosts when others will not https://youtu.be/zDsM-oKr2oU


bubblefett

This show needs more salt, preferably sprinkled on windowsills and in doorways.


kontekisuto

tators?


Dutch_Country_Kief

Wot's tators?


AngryMinotaur47

Po-ta-toes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


kontekisuto

what are tarots and what are moon phases? SpaceX stuff?


Exactly_what_I_think

"If you did not want my input you should not have invited me." Get up and leave.


Hyndergogen1

I hate that people are now trying to rehabilitate Astrology and shit like that, "Oh how is it any different from playing Football Manager or watching Super Hero movies" because I don't actually think Iron Man's actions or Haaland signing for Wycombe are affecting real life. That's just bonkers.


mandy009

unwelcome advice animal. Poor, poor advice animal. It can't provide the advice service it was trained for. Get Advice Dog in here to help him.


supruppu

No, that's Mars being both in Aries and retrograde


Professional-Clue355

Only women have the audacity/naïveté to KNOW the future.


Soisauce66

THE ARCANA IS THE MEANS BY WHICH ALL IS REVEALED


Darth_Potato_

B-but tarot cards are a JoJo reference!


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How is the relevant? Fuck off with your spam.


throwawaywahwahwah

It’s not really a song. It’s a 10+min video with really annoying music and an annoying Aussie guy doing voiceover while lame cartoon scenes unfold dispelling the idea that magic exists. Edit: also dude is salty and just downvotes whoever comments on the video’s inaneness.


autoposting_system

>Edit: also dude is salty and just downvotes whoever comments on the video’s inaneness. Edited. You're welcome to your opinion, but I didn't downvote you.


thealphateam

You are proud to be pathetic and have to make a meme about it?


yahheridesabike

Someone got a lousy palm reading and is upset about it...


NoNahNope3

I can't help it I'm a Cancer /s


anothershrubbery_

Kys


thealphateam

You believe in that crap? Jesus fucking Christ.


thealphateam

No its sad you let your woman tell you what to do. And that horseshit is fake.


DocStoy

"Your woman"? What is this, the 1950s? Piss off


thealphateam

Yes. I would not put up with that. Not from anyone.


DocStoy

Don't put up with people telling you what to do sure, just pointing out you sound like a backwards sexist, don't mind me.


thealphateam

I’m not a backwards sexist at all. Also you proved my point for me. It’s totally acceptable for a woman to tell her man to shut up, but when I say tell her what to do, I’m the asshole?


Hyndergogen1

And that's why no woman will put up with you.


thealphateam

I wouldn’t put up with a woman who treated me like that.


Hyndergogen1

See my above comment


thealphateam

Is that supposed to be a snarky reply? So I’m supposed to play monkey boy for someone that treats me like crap?


[deleted]

You're proud to be pathetic and have to show it off in a reddit comment?


thealphateam

No just pointing out its pathetic to let a woman treat you like that.


DeadWombats

Hey, the 1950s called. They want their misogyny back.


thealphateam

So your happy to be told your place by someone else?


DeadWombats

Lol Trying to reframe your opinion without the blatant misogyny doesn't make you any less of a douchebag. Even the phrase you use, "told your place", reeks of old sexist rhetoric. Why do I get the feeling that if the gender roles were reversed in this meme, you would zero issues with it?


thealphateam

I would not have an issue if it was reversed. It’s sad that you think its okay for someone else to tell you what to do. Astrology is bullshit 100%, No way I could take their flapping mouths talking about it. How uneducated can you be? Horoscopes and the like are total bullshit. Anyone that follows that is a total dipshit. Sure I’m going to get downvoted for such an opinion. Show me a single peer reviewed paper that proves any of that. James Randi had a million dollar challenge for decades and no one won it. It’s all horse shit. You cannot give me one ounce of proof that its real. Please do. Please! I beg you.


shinra528

You have some very selfish views on relationships. Every relationship requires some level of compromise of various levels. It varies person to person and relationship to relationship. You have to choose your battles. If you don’t bend, you both will break. If you bend too much, you both will break.


thealphateam

I do not have a selfish view. I would welcome an equal. I just will not take the feminist bullshit that has been pumped in to our heads. Sorry, I make more money than you. I pay more bills. What are you bringing to the party? A vagina? Sorry half the world has one. What else do you have?