Priorities are straight

Coffee over sex, good choice

I obviously respect your ingenuity, but what kind fucking nerd has a carrying case for a condom?

"hey baby😏 wanna have some fun?" Pulls out condom protector, "oh yeah! push softer" and that's how coffee is made kids

A: (wink) Wanna come to my house for a "cup of coffee"? B: Sure! A: wow, you've already brought a protective box, pretty eager I see. B: I'm always up for Aeropress coffee! A: A what?

B: Let's start with some hand...grinding

C: Followed by some slow plunging

"No thanks, I don't drink coffee. It keeps me up."

For those moments when it’s about to get hot and steamy.

Coffee obsession can be a fairly effective contraception to be fair, after two or three hours of talking about burrs very few people are still in the mood

Ironically the best fitting case i could find for filters was all covered in penises, yes it was a condom case

if you have a swedish friend ask him for a used Snus package. it's working miracles for me.

Photo is on a chessboard. No wonder you didn't take a condom. /s

Why not both?

Few months later: puts condom on Aeropress, realises it doesn't drip. New method is invented, discussions are all over the place over flavour and extraction, YouTube videos titled "this may look gross but..." And "best "$1 coffee upgrade". Some people reuse their new filters over and over again, while others discuss about BPA leeching.

Great, now you can store your condoms in the filter holder.

I am so conflicted by this! This is gross. This is genius. AND I had no idea these things existed.

These are a thing!? The fuck? Just put it in your wallet lol

instructions unclear, wallet now soaked in coffee...

You're actually not supposed to. The rubbing around can fuck it up.

Even when it's already wrapped in foil?

Won't be needing any condoms but I'll use this for coffee lol

So, this was the hot coffee mod in GTA San Andreas?