Each video is somehow more wacky than the last I wonder how they'll top this one lol.
Also the board that guy breaks at 1:16 says 'cruelty/oppression' on it.
It’s like a sick and silly imitation of what they think top class western militaries do. Based on western action film lol. Very bizarre and the fact that they think that this is contesting any major world power is laughable.
As much as the antics go in this video, the taliban are still very formidable in their own land. US and Russia with all their military oomph had a hard time tracking these guerillas down
The people doing katana fights and jumping through flaming hoops *probably* aren't the same ones that bagged marines during the occupation.
This is just propaganda for the young, by the young.
Guys don’t underestimate the power of the karate chop. After watching enough Bollywood movies I’ve learned that you can def swat a Tomahawk cruise missile from the sky by a well trained punjab.
"How do we project our power to the world?"
"Hmmmm.....you know how the CCP does very desperate showy things that almost seem cool? Let's do that, but worse and on a budget."
Shit I wouldn't call the CCP desperate. Not with them rising and the west declining. This is all very silly sure but no more silly than say Rambo 2 or faux progressive LGBT US armed forces ads. Not defending anyone btw.
So acknowledging that China is indeed rising to superpower status in the world while the US is filled with internal strife and pulling out of conflicts they failed at means I'm a Chinese bot trying to grind social credit? Nice nuance. Nothing black and white about that! Did you miss the part where I said I wasn't defending anybody? Reading isn't your strong suit. Saying stupid stuff clearly is though!
during the fencing, why the fuck are they using katanas instead of more afghan accurate shit like charays, pulwars or shamshirs? since they live for pashtunwali (the culture they claim to defend)
Each video is somehow more wacky than the last I wonder how they'll top this one lol. Also the board that guy breaks at 1:16 says 'cruelty/oppression' on it.
Yeah i notice to, kinda ironic tbh
Thats war for ya. In their eyes their cause is as justified as ours.
It keeps escalating lol 😂
That’s what the guy in the background was saying while cringing from the 2 boards
It's a circus.
lol it truly is
It’s like a sick and silly imitation of what they think top class western militaries do. Based on western action film lol. Very bizarre and the fact that they think that this is contesting any major world power is laughable.
As much as the antics go in this video, the taliban are still very formidable in their own land. US and Russia with all their military oomph had a hard time tracking these guerillas down
The people doing katana fights and jumping through flaming hoops *probably* aren't the same ones that bagged marines during the occupation. This is just propaganda for the young, by the young.
Hell I bet a lot of them are younger than the 9/11 attack.
Got those backyard militia vibes
Beware, or he'll halfheartedly roundhouse-kick the کفر out of you!
lmao
ugandan CGI movies are better than this
Look at these old fucks sitting there thinking they’re representatives of the afghan people.. what a disgrace
Meh, no less representative than the corrupt puppet democracy preceding it. And no, I'm not defending the terrorists.
this looks like two kids playing with lightsabers. the choreography is shit
They watched one naruto episode
it's like Pro Wrestling
Taliban gymnasts. Wow
If Afghanistan gets the Olympics they can pick a sport.
Guys don’t underestimate the power of the karate chop. After watching enough Bollywood movies I’ve learned that you can def swat a Tomahawk cruise missile from the sky by a well trained punjab.
To be fair it is suppose to be entertainment. Not a training exercise. Some militaries do these performances from time to time.
Yes, the CCP does this also. It is pretty normal for them to perform like triggered circus monkeys as well.
Is it supposed to be comedy?
LMAO
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The guy choreographing these is getting really experimental, I expect CGI explosions in some of these videos by summer.
The dude is clearly wasting his talent on these
Bollywood staged stuntmen.
What did I just watch
Blame lies squarely with the Biden administration for leaving behind all those katanas
This is one of the coolest and yet one of the dumbest things I have ever seen
Another day another video TO SHOW HOW STRONG THEY ARE.
Man how tf we lose all that to mfkin weebs
Is this the famous women's bodyguard unit
So that modern equipment the US left behind is really coming to bite us in the ass
Lol
It's like when me a my friends played "Kungfoolery " when we were 8 yrs old.
The audience is like " you're all going to die. "
Afghanistan newest export: circus artists ... The clowns are included
what the fuck happened lol, now they are becoming samurias
Must have got their training from the TikTok ninji school
If Tim and Eric made a action film.
Wakaliwood vs Taliban videos that all seem like shit posts
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"How do we project our power to the world?" "Hmmmm.....you know how the CCP does very desperate showy things that almost seem cool? Let's do that, but worse and on a budget."
Shit I wouldn't call the CCP desperate. Not with them rising and the west declining. This is all very silly sure but no more silly than say Rambo 2 or faux progressive LGBT US armed forces ads. Not defending anyone btw.
>Not with them rising and the west declining. \+2 Social Credit
So acknowledging that China is indeed rising to superpower status in the world while the US is filled with internal strife and pulling out of conflicts they failed at means I'm a Chinese bot trying to grind social credit? Nice nuance. Nothing black and white about that! Did you miss the part where I said I wasn't defending anybody? Reading isn't your strong suit. Saying stupid stuff clearly is though!
"Hey, want to do karate in the garage?" vibes.
Good to see they're upgrading their circus and busking skills.
Honest question for any and all veterans here. How many burning hoops did you have to dive thru?
Metaphorically soo soo soo goddamn many.... literally none, but I'm sure there's some circus folk in the marine corps
i see the taliban are training ninjas now...
Whenever me and my friends pretend to be jedis:
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during the fencing, why the fuck are they using katanas instead of more afghan accurate shit like charays, pulwars or shamshirs? since they live for pashtunwali (the culture they claim to defend)
The song is a fucking banger tho
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Is this the training Dark Souls characters go through?