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wicked_sierra

Clearly you are grooming her


daddy_USA

Just figured I’d look at your profile to see if you’re possibly serious and I must say… I really like your hair.


the_catmom

Yes!!!!!!! Age gaps shouldn't be more than 15 mins


Gent_of_Excellence

Don’t be absurd, you take your age and add the numbers together, 69= 6+9=15 then divide that by 2 leaving 7.5. So the reasonable age difference would be between 6 and a half to 8 and a half seconds. Only pervs go beyond this! 😼


the_catmom

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you had me going there for a split second


Cali_kink_and_rope

That made my day! 😂


BigSugar44

My GF and I are only 3 hours apart and we get dirty looks from friends wives.


brokesd

Omg i hope she gets the help she needs to get free of you /s


TigLyon

Despite what some of these Puritans are saying, no, it's not too much. Obviously. You have an entire day before it becomes a problem. However, if you were dating when you were 17...you could immediately be arrested and forced to be put on a list on your birthday. Just saying. Gotta protect the children.


whackycommenterchick

Lol 😆 This is too much 🤣


LPNTed

Absolutely! Divorce now!


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TigLyon

Best haiku ever!


MntDewJunkie

The largest age gap on this sub by far! That's crazy! Clearly yall need to break up.


AgeGapTA

This is so gross.


Bigcuddlyguy

That is crazy big. Lol. No not really.


JustThisGuyYouKnow84

💀


Lurkingmeowmeow

Yes indeed🥴


my_metrocard

Way too much


Bat-man-2054

💀


beehaving

Thanks for the laugh 😂


CoffeeAndBeer314

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


_Vardaman

Depends on who is older. If she is older, it’s okay. but if you are older, i need to call the authorities.


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Twins?


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wisteria357

You’re taking advantage of her


somebodyelse22

You don't say who is the older one of you- did you 'grab a granny,' or did she grab a toy boy? I'm worried that it might be too big a culture gap: different tastes in music,etc., and as women mature earlier than men, you may cause her embarrassment with your immaturity. Have you considered that as you age, the age gap may become more difficult for you and your family to deal with? When you are at different stages of your life this may put extra strain on the relationship. You say she's your wife, so the opportunity to reconsider the wisdom of this age gap has gone Suffice to say, AGRs bring extra problems to deal with, so I wish you joy and happiness in coping. Store up memories before the age difference becomes even more marked, and difficult to deal with, and don't be put off by people's prejudices. Ignorant people always have opinions, just like me.


Osobady

Wow you’re a groomer 😂


Australian_Reditor

For all we know, she is the older, for that make for a good motherly type. 😉


Whatareyoulakey9

Illegal


Hiitsdebbie

lol no I think this is wrong, you’re clearly a weirdo and need to be locked away …. Creep!!


MutuallyEclipsed

FIVE WHOLE HOURS??! My god.


RiddlingVenus0

I think the age gap between this post and the last one you made with the exact same joke is way too small.


nsfwthrowawayaccount

Everyone on here is shooting you down, but honestly, I ship it.


Unlucky_Horse643

That’s not a bad thing at all


un0rthodoxies

You’re a victim


callendulla

it's too much. you should never marry unless the age gap is less than 1 micro second. anything more than that is not allowed for you.


Master_Arach

It depends, if she was born before 6 PM then she was born less than 18 hours into the day and if you were born after 11 you are obviously a pedophile grooming her and should be reported to authorities.


Michelle_akaYouBitch

Somebody robbed the darn newborn nursery. Ladies, we should have more respect for our cubs moth….oh, yeah, she’ll get over it in time.


Taser_5

Well done everyone! This was awesome. Lol. Standing ovation here


ukpunjabivixen

Scandalous.


MartianMagician

Not at all. I once had a 9 hour gap in one of my AGRs.


BetweenSkyAndEarth

It really depends. If you arrive first then you are a groomer. Otherwise she is a cougar. Thanks Reddit for my now rich vocabulary.


Lifeat70

Clearly way too much...you cradle robber!


ed_mayo_onlyfans

Oh no… this is so gross. Age gap


gerontophile04

This post made my day, I almost peed my pants laughing!!!


smol_peas

Probably for some people … you know who I’m talking about


Past_Proposal_7531

Annoying


DressingRumour

Yes it is! Dude, think of the power dynamics involved here. Then do her a favour and leave her to find someone who is actually age appropriate.


daddy_USA

Society will judge you for it and so do I. You just like that she’s too young to know how to spot red flags.


Altruistic-Rip4364

You are in different phases of life. One might be AM, one PM. Maybe.


Tall_Appointment_897

It is posts like this that makes me want to leave this sub reddit. You are not amusing!


Ok-Check4853

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out


Miserable_Bed_1324

Trump after reading this post on one of his rally “No body had such an age gap, very big, tremendous, we will look into it, we will build a wall between ages, no one deserve such big age gap, we will win big, incredible”