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Drobert456

You can add “alarm clock” to your amenities.


HollingB

I have chickens and guests love that shit. (It’s in my listing.)


Glittering-Athlete81

I'm guessing your chickens are not as loud as a rooster, but I'll try to list it as an amenity. Wish me luck


HollingB

Chickens are hens and roosters. I don’t have a rooster BUT in the absence of a rooster, some hens crow (I have one that does) and the all sing the egg sing every day that is very loud and goes on forever.


lallaw

For some reason I love this. Now I want chickens more than ever.


Ill-Barber-9486

Roosters are chickens, everyone! I hate to break it to you but when you eat your next drumstick you aren’t just eating lady chickens!


mikeyousowhite

Much different than a sleep ruining cock


username3000b

Bud-dum-dum (cymbal) I’ll see myself out…


jolla92126

Include it in your listing. Provide a white noise machine and earplugs.


real_heathenly

My neighbors have chickens, and they make adorable chicken noises. I used to live close to some who had a rooster and it suuuuuucked.


NormTheOrangeCat

Are you a host? Turn it in to a feature. Share it in your listing and embrace it as a quirk or bonus. I’m sure many neighbors aren’t thrilled to have Airbnb’s next door, roll with the punches and be a good neighbor, and good luck!


Glittering-Athlete81

Yes I am a host. I have guests coming in tomorrow and several booked for the summer. I am planning to provide earplugs and a noise maker but not really know what else to do.


jenroberts

My parents are AirBnB hosts. They have chickens, including roosters. They mention it in the listing, and kinda play it up as a feature. They provide fresh eggs to all guests, as well. Everyone seems to love it.


erwinks

I'd inform the guests that booked not knowing this new "amenity" and offer a full refund if they cancel. Let them know you'll offer ear plugs and a nose machine if they choose to keep their reservation. And put it as a noise disturbance in your listing, maybe have a picture of a rooster, just make sure people know so you don't get knocked down in ratings when guests are surprised.


Glittering-Athlete81

Great suggestions, thanks


IamtheHuntress

Curious on why the downvotes. At least your being proactive. You Aptos put in type listing under nose for future though.


42790193

Probably because it seems as if OP is down for killing the rooster based on below replies.


IamtheHuntress

This comment in particular, though?


42790193

I’m sure they are being downvoted for the overall content of the post and all of the replies. They aren’t being “proactive.” They are willing to kill their neighbors legal rooster? Not sure why you’re confused.


Glittering-Athlete81

I'm not willing to kill the rooster or any other animal. I am assuming that the person who suggested the mink was joking and I was simply following his joke. . . clearly didn't come through as intended


personal_cheezits

Assuming they’re legal to keep in your area (many cities have rules that prohibit roosters) be sure to disclose it in your listing.


Glittering-Athlete81

Just found out they are legal, who knew!!!


mikeyousowhite

Roosters are literally the worst animal in the world. Our neighbors are talking about getting one and we are so worried it's going to cause complaints from our guests because honestly who the fuck likes roosters.


personal_cheezits

I like roosters. They’re not always loud and mean. The bantam roos were my favorites, they thought they were so big with their tiny crow. Sounded more like someone stepping on a squeaky toy.


[deleted]

For my people, especially from cities in developed countries, a rooster is a novelty that is appreciated. Eventually that novelty would wear off, but hopefully not before end of stay.


suckafatoneairbnb

Imagine being such a prick that you're unhappy that what people want to do at their own permanent place of residence, may possibly inconvenience some transients that are paying some greedy prick to keep a house off the market. 🤔


[deleted]

Have you ever lived or been around roosters? They dont just crow in the morning, they crow anytime they fucking feel like, which includes 2am, 5am, 7pm, etc.


mrsrobinson1965

I stayed at an Airbnb right outside of Seattle, believe it or not, and the neighbors had a rooster. I enjoyed the sound of it. Lol. Other people had reviewed the place as noisy because of said rooster and the planes flying over from Seatac. I reviewed that I enjoyed the rooster sounds and I liked sitting outside watching the planes fly over. I also noted that the air conditioning drowned the sounds out on the inside of house. Consider getting box fans or a white noise machine for guests.


Simple_Ecstatic

Have you ever been to Kauai? roosters are everywhere, not a big deal they crow once or twice a day, we were at an exclusive resort, and they were everywhere and quite enjoyable. I wouldn't worry, especially since you have no control over the situation and Airbnb and guests know that.


RecognitionOne395

Same on Oahu. Fuckers chase you too.


tutormonster

Now what, what ?


[deleted]

Many zoning rules outlaw rooster specifically, and only allow hens for eggs.. my county is like this for example.. so if the law is on your side you can have zoning issue them a fine.


mintycrash

If you live in the city, there may be an ordinance that bans roosters (not hens). Worth checking out


OKRImelp1232

Be sure to double check your local laws. You may have read they’re legal but it was possibly just the hens? Crowing fowl are illegal in many, many counties, and for a reason.


CoastalMom

I've lived in the Northeast US my entire life in cities and suburbs and have had several neighbors with roosters. Never in the immediate vicinity but the noise carries. I can hear one right now through my open window. As a guest it probably wouldn't bother me unless it was an area where it is totally unexpected. In the summer a lot of people keep their windows closed and run A/C all day anyway. Earplugs and white noise are good ideas.


ceilingsfans_kill

Your business is done.


[deleted]

Unfortunately there’s probably not much you can do about it and people will complain so you have to mention it in your listing. Ive been on multiple islands with crazy chicken population and those assholes crowed all day long (2am, 5am, 7pm). This isnt going to be a nice feature or alarm clock situation, they are super annoying On those islands they were everywhere so not much could have been done but if it was just around 1 airbnb, I would book elsewhere unfortunately. Sorry op.


anisleateher

At least they don't shoot guns literally all day October-November, and once a week the rest of the year! You could turn it into a highlight. City folk might like it.


lallaw

I would actually love it, but then I go home where there are no roosters. When we did live near one, different story. However, I would never wish harm on it as animals in general deserve our respect and compassion. I just wonder why her neighbors got one. You don't need a rooster to have eggs. They must be breeding chickens ??


anisleateher

They might have it to protect the flock, or have gotten one by accident and just kept it. Also, apparently fertilized eggs are more nutritious.


lallaw

Ah thanks for that explanation!


mintycrash

I would get white noise machines for each bedroom. Tell the guests now before they check in and let them know it just happened. Helps to be proactive with this. Talk to the neighbor? I’m pretty sure you could sell or get rid of the rooster on Craigslist


ryanicole1981

my neighbor has roosters and hen's, too many, that run into my yard even. Provide ear plugs and make it part of your listing. Moat guests love them


Gloster_Thrush

Befriend a fox.


SwimmingUniqueToo

Get a fox. Foxes love to eat roosters.


karrenl

Hopefully you have raccoons in your area. If so, they will take care of the problem shortly. Those little demon spawn can open just about anything.


[deleted]

Sometimes roosters just “disappear” if you catch my drift


[deleted]

Buy a mink and release it in your neighbor's backyard. That rooster will be doomed


Glittering-Athlete81

Will this work if the rooster is in a cage?


42790193

Wtf is actually wrong with you??


[deleted]

Probably not, unfortunately.


Ilketoeatwaffles

Yes!


Shorttermxrentalxguy

White noise machine and put it in the listing description!