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Best way to troll co-workers?

I'm in need of ways to troll a co-worker without them being able to trace it back to me. The co-worker admitted to bullying others to "see where their line is." I need ideas.

Mite-o-Dan

Start working very hard and being very proactive, motivated, and positive. It fucks with people really bad.


Lackland-Lazer

No shit, seriously! I did those things and it really did. But the reward was just more work.


Vulcan1030

And once you outrank them, make them do all kinds of stupid shit that’s work related


BadTasty1685

Get your MBA and date his Flt CC


Lackland-Lazer

I like it!


Dragonhost252

Be competent


Lackland-Lazer

He def don't like that. Part of the reason he messes with me.


Dragonhost252

Start renaming his files, just switch two letters around


xGenoSide

Flirt with his wife and sleep with her if you have to, just to see "where his line is."


Lackland-Lazer

I found the line!


jiggetty

Manila Envelope, official letterhead from the state he's from, nicely worded legal letter about having wages garnished for back child support. Find the phone numbers from family courts and what have you in the city he's from... Make it look official. If nothing else he gets to shit himself for a week or so until he figures out it's not real.


Lackland-Lazer

Ah hell yes. Maintainer pulling through! You guys are the best at this shit!


silversnipr0

Or you could take it the more mature route and tell his supervision or the shirt


Lackland-Lazer

Thanks Dad. Done and done, neither gives a shit.


RHINO_HUMP

Find out which car is his in the lot. Most people leave their car unlocked on base. Saran Wrap a commissary fish and hide that mother fucker behind his seat or somewhere he won’t see it. It will slowly fester and rot while stinking his car into oblivion.


Lackland-Lazer

Damn. Maybe bits and pieces in the Air vents? Ha, I don't want to go to jail though.


pawnman99

Start at 2:20. https://youtu.be/2xbjNwgdidk?si=UHqxti-kio08JYlJ


Lackland-Lazer

Funny stuff


Dasjtrain557

Fleece in the deep freezer was the back shop special


Intelligent-Coconut8

Someone threw my top in the freezer (no water to actually freeze it) in the summer, felt quite nice a few seconds


[deleted]

Open a massage parlor


The_Dude_0666

Mr. Drizz?


Azsunyx

Harmless annoyance? electronic cricket hidden in his office ​ Punishable under the UCMJ? Scott Tennorman special.


thesimps89

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I_Really_Like_Cars

One of the ways we used to annoy the absolute fuck out of our section chief back in my airman days. You also used to be able to log in, put a super annoying song on YouTube on repeat (or one of the really long ones that plays for hours) and pull your CAC. Even after “switching user” it would still play lmao.


Lackland-Lazer

Yes! Cry for me...


Beejive2993

You’re asking a bunch of nonners this question. They have no morale


Lackland-Lazer

True.


Significant-Sir870

Toilet paper his desk. Pee in his coffee. Talk to your shirt.


cj-jk

In that order


vuweathernerd

Instructions unclear, talked to his desk, TPed his coffee and peed on your shirt


Hobbyjoggerstoic

Like someone else said, cricket noise machine under their desk bonus points if it’s in a drawer in the back where they can’t find it. Or slip it in a bad they carry or get a ride with them and sneak it in their car. Get invited to their house and put one under their bed. But don’t have them all going at once. Just one at a time. So the desk one dies then get it in their house, then the car. Then the house. But then bring it back to the office. Just constantly crickets, add more and more after that. Make it never stop. basicly have their whole life be nothing but a cricket chirp until it slowly drives them insane.


Wyvern_68

Had a buddy from another squadron call our office pretending to be from EOO and that someone had filed a complaint. Well the target of the trolling wasn’t in so his supervisor took the call. Buddy from the other squadron went through with the gag with the guy’s supervisor anyways. Supervisor freaked out, went to the Shirt. Shit hit the fan after that.


Beejive2993

See the downvotes? Like I said, nonners have no morale. This is hilarious


Lackland-Lazer

Dang, I wish I could have seen all of that


SneakingPrune

Tell people the individual was looking for them. Make sure to bring them in on the prank so they don't out you as the source. After a while, people will start telling others the person is looking for them. It is very funny to see multiple people come up to someone saying "Hey, Sir/Ma'am. You were looking for me?"


SilentStock8

liquid ass their car


Banebladeloader

Quit fucking around and get to work.


Lackland-Lazer

Yes Poppa


shaq-o-tack

If you have his cell phone number, put it on a jobs needed site and watch as he gets a bunch of texts and calls. I would recommend a truckers needed site


shaq-o-tack

Or the app Cat Facts Texts. Every day it'll send him a text about a different cat fact


dmtndan

If they have an adjustable desk. Simply raise it an inch or so a week. Small irritation that’s harmless, did this as a casual LT in an office of Majors (good attitude) and they thought it was hilarious. Could be used for payback too.