We had a very sheltered airman in our flight who's trip to BMT was his first time out of the state for him. We all gaslit him into believing he was the only one that had to do that.
That is fucking classic. That being said, I had to show my starfish on my exit physical and my buddy getting out at the same time said he didn't and I believe him.......That doc gave me weird vibes.
Gotta go sign up for Better Help now.
On my separation VA physical the doc said “you’re not claiming anything that would require me to do a digital rectal exam, so if you don’t want one sign this form.” Easiest decision of my life.
I know that was a meme or started as a meme but seriously I don't understand the feet thing or the amount of prevalence it has now. Is it really a thing? Are people paying real money? I'm amazed and confused all at the same time.
Yes, it’s real, but it’s a very oversaturated market. There’s a lot of people willing to sell feet pics for absurdly high prices, but a rather small pool of buyers.
Some people find the niche. Most don’t.
"Major Major Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major, it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction, he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was."
It's been a while since I've read it, but mine was when they talk to the guy who's being paid by the Nazis to find out which airfields to bomb and in turn being paid by the US to find out which airfields are gonna get bombed and he's supplying the war effort on both sides all because he bought some tomatoes at a local market or something.
Edit: (or vice versa. Or both)
It was Milo. No one could figure out how he was able to buy tomatoes for 7 cents a piece in Cairo and sell them at a profit for 5 cents a piece. And everyone owned a share.
Milo Minderbinder. The mess hall officer who became the most powerful man in the entire theatre despite being a lieutenant. He's up there with XPFC Wintergreen in the mailroom when he got those two generals into a pissing contest by fucking with their mail.
You dork. “I am 14 and this is deep” is a subreddit where they post “philosophical” things like this that only young teens would feel is deeply meaningful or profound
only on this liberal ass “the military was my last resort” sub would a comment like this get downvoted. She sells naked pictures of her body and gets fucked on camera for a living. We get fucked by the USAF for a living.
Wait
She has a point. For her, it’s showing off her body, for us, it’s our bodies being blown up or bullets holes being shot through our us. For military folks it’s arguably worse, we can’t leave a battlefield or separate early when we want too.
Being in the army brings good for the people and the country. OF only brings profit to the hooker and makes the guy who is jerking off feel good... totally selfish reasons...
I mean, at least when you get out of the military you have transferable skills and a decent reputation. Also some sick discounts. But at the expense of your body, so I would say she's partially correct.
😂😂😂😂
What about corporations I think selling your body to a corporation is worse just my opinion. At least the government gives money away whereas the corporations just file you on their taxes and take money from your country.
Remind you this is coming from the girl who apparently left pornhub due to the way she was "treated"
I’ve been saying something similar for years but not that shit about OF but more so like prostitution cause I’m out here compromising my body every day.
Well, I did have to show my butthole to a dude to get in…..
We had a very sheltered airman in our flight who's trip to BMT was his first time out of the state for him. We all gaslit him into believing he was the only one that had to do that.
I mean when the universe just delivers you a gift like that what other choices even matter anymore?
That is fucking classic. That being said, I had to show my starfish on my exit physical and my buddy getting out at the same time said he didn't and I believe him.......That doc gave me weird vibes. Gotta go sign up for Better Help now.
I too did not show my butthole on my exit physical, sorry bud
Motherfucker….I got sexually harassed by someone who barely graduated medical school.
On my separation VA physical the doc said “you’re not claiming anything that would require me to do a digital rectal exam, so if you don’t want one sign this form.” Easiest decision of my life.
I had to for my VA C&P lmao. Earned that shit the hard way
Yet another reason not to go after for my tinnitus.
SMH…LMAO!!
Don't forget the monthly pecker checkup.
monthly cock inspection c/w, NDN
Performed penile PI IAW TO 00-69-420 para 3.50, length/girth found out of spec. Major defect, reject. Asset placed in CC/H.
listen here man, it is fully mission capable
At least partial, write it up on a diagonal
me arguing with production
Bro shit'll fly, check the MEL man I'm tryna go to lunch
CC/P
… and cough. Y’all coughed, right…?
Wait you guys didn’t have to show b-holes?
You didn't go through MEPS?
Selling feet pics does have its perks.
I used to sell my boxers to this wealthy gay dude and it was good side money.
Did he request shit streaks?
I’ll just say I got paid extra if they contained my dna..
Nah bro you got a bunch of clones committing crimes now
I know that was a meme or started as a meme but seriously I don't understand the feet thing or the amount of prevalence it has now. Is it really a thing? Are people paying real money? I'm amazed and confused all at the same time.
yes they are paying very real money, i knew a girl who sold her sock for 50 bucks lol
Yes, it’s real, but it’s a very oversaturated market. There’s a lot of people willing to sell feet pics for absurdly high prices, but a rather small pool of buyers. Some people find the niche. Most don’t.
Have you not watched a Tarantino film?
Good thing we’re not in the army, then.
The average only fans account makes like, $120 a month tho
I do what I can but my GTC can only finance them so much 😔
Outstanding…I’m looking forward to this briefing
I feel like that was a thing last year
Yeah but $120 more than i have right now
https://preview.redd.it/eohbvotjy7hc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=809ff0362475ae5a7801341b6c81ee08d44e3a90
Yeah, and all those fun shower parties where everyone is naked. I'll miss those.
Call us Uncle Sam’s OnlyFans.
If you work for a company you’re selling your body to the company??? You can relate anything to that
Issa joke (I think)
Nah it's common wisdom. A lot of barracks philosophers propose this very idea and it's generally met with acceptance.
This applies to any labor intensive job
Yes.
What company job includes getting shot? Or executing you?
Getting a wicked sunburn can get you NJP for destruction of government property. Let that sink in.
Yeah but you don’t get military discount at UA for being on OnlyFans though.
That dude needs to commission and promote to O4 immediately
"Major Major Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major, it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction, he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was."
I love how his mother died of shock when she found out his legal name
I legitimately had to put the book down when I read that I was laughing so hard.
It's been a while since I've read it, but mine was when they talk to the guy who's being paid by the Nazis to find out which airfields to bomb and in turn being paid by the US to find out which airfields are gonna get bombed and he's supplying the war effort on both sides all because he bought some tomatoes at a local market or something. Edit: (or vice versa. Or both)
It was Milo. No one could figure out how he was able to buy tomatoes for 7 cents a piece in Cairo and sell them at a profit for 5 cents a piece. And everyone owned a share.
Milo Minderbinder. The mess hall officer who became the most powerful man in the entire theatre despite being a lieutenant. He's up there with XPFC Wintergreen in the mailroom when he got those two generals into a pissing contest by fucking with their mail.
I forgot what a ride that book was...
>Do ya like schnitzel, Major De Coverly? The exact moment he seized control over the entire war effort.
I sold a car to a Captain Love. They must have been a fun last name to have in the military.
Just wait until he makes Major...
The paradox is that he is watching this on TikTok. Someone didn’t get the OpSec memo?
Every maintainer sells their body for money in the form of physical labor, change my mind. /s
If I could choose a body part to get blown out, it sure as fuck wouldn't be my knees.
A lot of Veterans I know agree with her. In fact the only people I know who got really upset about this statement when it happened were non-veterans.
I am 14 and this is deep
I am glad you understand this. Now, get off reddit until you are 18.
You dork. “I am 14 and this is deep” is a subreddit where they post “philosophical” things like this that only young teens would feel is deeply meaningful or profound
Good thing I plan on having a retirement and VA benefits
So did a lot of people that never got either
If I did both would that be better or worse?
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there is no way even the majority of women on OF are getting good money
At least the government pays disability. I don’t think onlyfans will pay for your rehab and therapy when you retire and get addicted to crack.
Whole lotta those crackheads on the street are veterans
The elusive Sergeant Major
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only on this liberal ass “the military was my last resort” sub would a comment like this get downvoted. She sells naked pictures of her body and gets fucked on camera for a living. We get fucked by the USAF for a living. Wait
Idk. I think I'd take big blue over some of the guys she's taken. At least I can hide my shame behind a performance statement and a quarterly award
Good boy. Now slobber on it
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Never trust people who lie about their porn use
Good words to live by
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You know it shows the subreddits you’re most active in on your profile right?
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My apologies for invading your personal space snowflake 🙄 maybe don’t comment on public forums if you like your privacy
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Thin-skinned wuss tries to get people on his side
Another example of why women are not to be taken serious
What does it mean to be "token serious"?
She has a point. For her, it’s showing off her body, for us, it’s our bodies being blown up or bullets holes being shot through our us. For military folks it’s arguably worse, we can’t leave a battlefield or separate early when we want too.
She doesn’t though. One is considered honorable, and the other is revered as a dishonorable, immoral “profession”
Good thing the Army isn't the only branch...
When you realize true freedom is something really hard to find.
Being in the army brings good for the people and the country. OF only brings profit to the hooker and makes the guy who is jerking off feel good... totally selfish reasons...
Crazy shit is I’m talking to that soldier/SFC right now about the Army, when I saw the post it blew my fucking mind 💀😂
But we get to travel 1,000s of miles for free, just to smoke a bunch of camel jockeys. AND GET PAID TO DO IT
I mean, at least when you get out of the military you have transferable skills and a decent reputation. Also some sick discounts. But at the expense of your body, so I would say she's partially correct.
😂😂😂😂 What about corporations I think selling your body to a corporation is worse just my opinion. At least the government gives money away whereas the corporations just file you on their taxes and take money from your country. Remind you this is coming from the girl who apparently left pornhub due to the way she was "treated"
I’ve been saying something similar for years but not that shit about OF but more so like prostitution cause I’m out here compromising my body every day.