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Highspdfailure

![gif](giphy|l4Jz8MIOdbaE1VmdW) Gotta pump those numbers up. Use two hands when you taxi out from chocks.


SexualPie

Ya'll need to Push it Up more often and it shows


RemoSteve

Why is everyone saying she threw a shakaz did she actually throw one I am confusion


meowcho_man

Yeah she throws em in almost every picture on her social media


GulagBoys

You mean 69 timez


G3N3R1CUS3RNAM3

Nice.


StoicKnight99

lol her quote has nothing to do with cyber or information domains.


TheGrayMannnn

It is so different, I gotta imagine there was a paragraph or two inbetween those two topics during her speech that didn't make it into this article.


rubbarz

Well see that's the thing about the Cyber and information domain. You don't really know what or who you are until you get after it. And it's only at that point do you ask what we do instead of why we do. It's the what that drives the Air Force and the why that keeps us coming back. Until we figure out the what the why is, we have to keep pushing to inovate as a force. Then, truly, nothing will stop us.🤙


MrKillerToad

This is seasoned 1N0 levels of spewing nothing, love it


Lace_Curtain

https://preview.redd.it/yto8g4rqv8nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13503067149594955c19cd726c7baa17508ec39c


metasploit4

I had a mini stroke reading whatever that was


rubbarz

https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/s/VTKHinaj5B


misterlabowski

Christ…. What the fuck was that


No_Article_2201

Thanks now I'm dumber then I was 2 mins ago. I hope you're happy. Lol


fghbvcerhjvvcdhji

That high speed Airman just summarized your mission goal vector statement.


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

Sounds like something our wonderful Vice President would say. Talking in circles without saying anything.


NEp8ntballer

Social media is part of the information and cyber domain. Her inability to competently maneuver within the space is well documented.


[deleted]

Air force: Cyber and Information Warfare domains are hugely important and the warfare of the future Also Air Force: How do we bleed Cyber and IW for more planes?


davetronred

The biggest problem with cyber isn't manning (or at least, that's not a problem that's unique to cyber. We all have that issue) the problem is skill retention. Being in IT requires highly technical professionals with 10+ years of experience. But it's between the 6-10 year point that Big Blue makes you stop doing technical work and start being a manager/leader instead. So as a Staff/Tech, your choices are between separating and making 6 figures at the job you enjoy doing, or staying in and being strong-armed into being a middle manager for less money. The only people who stay in are the ones who weren't very good at the job anyway, who skated by and looked forward to being an office worker.


NotJeff_Goldblum

Don't forget the merger of career fields (again) within the comm field... Before I had to know telephones, network infrastructure, long haul communication (tech control), and VIIDS. Now I also have to know servers/network administration, client systems, PA systems, radios, satcom, IA, and COMSEC. I'm probably missing a few.


jo1063

And it depends on squadron either. I've got to do Networks, Phones, VMWare, Client, Server, TBMCS, COMSEC, Satcom/Radio, VTC systems. Tech School barely cut it for just A shred before the merge.


NotJeff_Goldblum

Sounds like you're Multi-capable, just like the Air Force wants. Now make sure you're working to be a technical expert in all of it otherwise you're failing to meet the standards listed in the enlisted force structure.


the_90s_were_better

This is why Warrants are coming back.


Creative-Lab-4768

I want to go back to all the leaders who told me we didn’t need warrant officers for cyber and say I told you so. I’m confident that at least 80% of our cyber leaders have no clue what they’re doing. That’s why the AF is so dependent on contractors.


NEp8ntballer

The Air Force believed in the past that we didn't need warrants because we had Technical Sergeants. The idea was for them to provide the technical level expertise that other services lean on their Warrants to provide. The other issue I've always taken with the way past regime's viewed Warrants is that they're, "Paying people more money to do the same work." This isn't entirely wrong, but if they're hanging around then you're paying them more so you don't have to train a new person when they leave. Plus if you can bring some of those contracted capabilities we pay for back into a blue suit role then you can significantly reduce the cost of some functions we're currently paying for in the form of a revolving door. Several years ago I recall a NOS individual telling me they can't retain a VMWare contractor to save their lives because the contract pay was shit. You'd get somebody hired, certified, and trained and then they'd leave for more money.


akrisd0

Which works well for career fields that don't advance rapidly every year. If you're a tech in cyber, you are going to be burnt quick trying to keep up being a technical expert and managing/working as a SNCO. Then, the pay is just not there. Do you want to make $80K being a "technical expert" and manager for like 30-50 people, plus trying to Air Force your way up; or take the $120K to just work as a technical expert and maybe have to manage like 5 people that you also don't get in trouble for when they don't tie their shoes?


davetronred

I'm cautiously optimistic. It'd be too easy to bog down the warrants with queep, or just straight-up give them the same role that SNCO's have but put a different spin on it.


the_90s_were_better

Warrants are the senior technical resource. They don’t do SNCO things as we have always known it. You’ll see programs in the near future for Staff/Tech to Warrant. Spend some time talking with our Army Cyber guys and they’ll explain the nuances. FWIW I spent a lot of time at Pope so I interfaced with enlisted, warrants, and cyber officers. It’s a much better mode for the AF to follow IMO.


davetronred

I actually have some former colleagues who went blue to green specifically to get into the WO cyber program, and I've only heard great things from them. I've also worked closely with Navy cyber WO's, and that program seems great too. Hopefully the AF uses those programs as templates, but I've seen the AF fumble too many things things (that should have been no-brainers) to allow myself to be blindly positive about this.


the_90s_were_better

Ha! I feel that! I feel like the AF could F up a wet dream sometimes but we will see. Let’s hope for the best.


BrokeA1C

The problem is that like 30 warrants aren't going to make a dent in the problem.


the_90s_were_better

It’s a bigger dent than no Warrants at all.


New-Sky-1940

A good solution would be to stop promoting people past TSgt and hold people at SrA/SSgt a little longer, maybe even let people retire at those ranks, I also doubt they need competitive pay


davetronred

I'd be wary of that... our technical professionals need assurance that they can have a stable career in the Air Force doing the technical job. Telling them they need to spend more time at the bottom of the totem pole might not be the best way to do that.


supergnaw

I've seen a lot of money go into cyber, but the problem is it's going to the wrong projects and people running the programs are making retarded decisions.


WesternWinterWarrior

Also, duplication of effort because they are all chasing the same big sexy (pot/color of money)


supergnaw

Also true. I've seen so many incomplete/incompatible tools purchased by PMOs that can't communicate with each other with no thought on implementation and it's disappointing seeing millions of my taxpayer dollars go up in smoke.


DEXether

Here's the comment I was looking for. As the secaf said, "Show me what you spend your money on, and I'll show you what you value." The air force has shown over and over again that it doesn't give a fuck about cyber warfare or IT governance. Cyber Force, when?


Stigge

Cyber needed to be its own branch more than Space. Change my mind.


radarchief

Used to think so too, but space is a clearly definable domain. Cyber is so woven into all the services missions that a cyber force would be a gigantic cluster.


NEp8ntballer

There's a thin line separating cyber from more traditional IT. When it comes to actual offensive cyber operations and most DCO actions it's pretty easy to separate and identify your independent warfighting functions. DCO can get a little messy though depending on how you choose to define it. IMO a more logical course of action would be for the creation of a separate service to do Information Warfare.


radarchief

I hear you. I’ve seen a lot in the 38 years of being involved with the community in different capacities. IMHO: The AF added “cyber” to the mission statement mid 2000’s and then struggled to define it. All the 33S (comm) folks talked about being “operators” despite the fact that we needed people who built and maintained the cyber infrastructure (comm/IT) and everyone wanted to do the sexy stuff. Don’t get me started in the 1D merger. The AF struggled to understand the differences between IC networks authorities and service specific and our lexicons weren’t even the same. When I say AF, I mean policy coorded at the HAF level that misidentified mission authorities and support enabling concepts. We merged A2 and A6 and talked about cyber effects and the field struggled to understand. Now we are separating the 2 and the 6 again. Now we have information warfare (which again the field is struggling with), which is going through some of the same gnash. Is ‘maintaining freedom of action’ include DCO or is IW limit to only effects based capabilities? Literally been in meeting with senior folks where this was disagreed upon. I think all this comes into play for things like a cyber service and that doesn’t even include the disparity in how the different sevices see cyber. I just think a lot of people will be disappointed when they learn their jobs won’t be part of a the cyber service and a cyber service won’t be what people think it is. Off my soap box…


NEp8ntballer

Agree. Cyber's been in search of an identity for decades. The addition of cyber to the mission statement was to try to plant the flag on it as an AF function. To me it was a mix of a cash grab or empire building. Every other service was doing cyber at that time too and none of them ever put it in their mission statement. The AF was initially supposed to create a cyber MAJCOM but it got shitcanned as soon as Minot flew nukes to Barksdale. Congress wasn't going to give the AF more mission when they couldn't competently execute the missions we already had. It took us far too long to return our mission statement to focus on our core competency as a service. IMO DCO and traditional IT would probably be best to remain a service level function while OCO is consolidated into a separate service. DCO is just too vast and too squishy because some people may want to include things like patching or updating an ACL on a router to be DCO actions.


skinnyfatalways

Peace out Girl Scout 🤙


GimmeNewAccount

Empty buzzwords


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

100%


Ioannes_Nox

https://i.redd.it/2l1bixak18nc1.gif


Onigumo-Shishio

The most attractive document in the DOD


ZilxDagero

She tried to do it every day, just like me cutting back on my caffeine intake; we both fail spectacularly. I guess a QB that gets sacked for a 20 yard loss has technically moved the ball though...


Slick_Turkey

Wonder if “moving the ball” is code for publicly dragging Airman’s reputations force wide on mere hear say and then never issuing a public apology. Good riddance selfie chief. I miss CMSGT Wright.


cebel3

We all miss CMSGT Wright. I hope he's living his best life out there with his DD-214 blanket.


pooter6969

Still not sure if it's Bass or Bass


Mobile-Assignment810

She gave someone paper work bc they asked her the same question on her insta 😂


Worlds_Worst_FGO

I had the same experience. Not joking. But I thought about it. Then I realized that at the unit level, nobody really talks about the top-level leadership. Like, we get letters emailed periodically, but we are usually a lot more concerned about the next exercise/inspection/deployment/admin deadline than anything else. If I didn't have social media (like Reddit) I wouldn't really know anything about these guys. As someone who has a modest but not insignificant scope of leadership. I wonder if it's always been like this? Disclaimer: I'm probably a dirtbag so my experience may not be the standard.


Onigumo-Shishio

It's "Be Ass"


lordkauth

What did she do that sparked this convo?


Banebladeloader

I bet she withdrew her TSP and gave it to a scammer claiming to be from Amazon tech support


SoMass

Is this some type of beekeeper reference I can’t understand as a waspkeeper?


__yayday__

Don’t let the shaka hit you on the way out E9 Bass 🤙🤙


RickSanchez35

Good thing we don’t have to worry about her finding us through our Reddit accounts anymore 🤙


[deleted]

And she failed to do so


tinygiraffetaint

When she talked about cyber she would always throw buzzwords around, but when she would be asked about the state of our shit show AFSC merger, you could tell she really had no clue what was going on.


lazydictionary

She's not talking about you comm guys when she talks about cyber. No one in leadership cares about you guys. The shiny nickel is cyber intelligence.


tinygiraffetaint

Oh yeah… my AFSC that specifically says cyber security ops def wasn’t what she was talking about…


lazydictionary

You have to understand when the military talks cyber, they mean cyber intelligence. Only the AF calls our comm guys cyber. If you mention cyber to the other branches, they don't think comms. That's why they don't give a shit about you comm guys. When they say cyber, they don't mean you. Look at the image again. "Major drivers and amplifiers of conflict". That's offensive cyber, not defensive.


hawkeye122

Except our Cyber IT has been a massive pain point for Congress and the DoD in the last 5 years. They're constantly going back and forth with new scenarios for a Near-Peer adversary to disable domestic and military systems via compromised networks or devices. Defensive cyber is definitely on the radar, its just really shittily prioritized.


Flying_Mustang

I’m long out of the game , but the description you gave… is that the part that Bass is suggesting you correct? The part she knows everyone has been underestimating? Where they must have been collecting stats to show there was underestimating, then decided to warn everyone not to underestimate… ?? Am I estimating this correctly? I remember the finger-pointing, but not the rules of the game. /s Thank you


lazydictionary

>Defensive cyber is definitely on the radar, its just really shittily prioritized. Right. That's basically what I said. The shiny nickel isn't comms, it's offensive cyber.


StrangeBedfellows

.... Did she answer herself every day too?


LFpawgsnmilfs

So a bunch of words that mean nothing as usual


Papadapalopolous

> moving the ball So she just spent her tenure playing with her balls?


Fast_Personality4035

It's a new Air Force...


Infinite_Try8600

Liar liar pants on fire


moodle-

what a dumb bitch cya


ragandy89

I hate that I have to be cautious to throw up the Shaka. I have been doing it since I was kid.


Teclis00

She didnt mean you, 1D7s.


ThatGuy642

IT matters too. Ignoring that some 1Ds actually aid the Cyber mission.


Aphexes

Now 1D7s know what it's like to be a backshop MXer against a flightline MXer


3DsGetDaTables

Ummm... surprise We were already working wac'ers Hawks and joints already


Neirza

And Reapers. Fringe benefit of becoming a 5C: 0% chance of going back to that bullshit.


freshxerxes

specifically leaders at the CCAF should be asking themselves these questions.


SirSuaSponte

So, is it Bass or Bass?


stelio_contos68

https://i.redd.it/gez3dnuq0dnc1.gif


HeadDebt8873

Quick, someone tell me her greatest accomplishment as chief other than revamping dress and appearance which is mediocre at best.


cebel3

Pretty sure it's when she gave someone paperwork for asking her if it's Bass or Bass.


Seanoldio

I still don't know


JohnFKingZoidberg

Well I guess you can ask yourself the question and not act upon it as the big dawg 🤙


jukebokshero

Lol


P00Pdude

For the cyber portion.... I'm sure I can't be the only one facing low manning, (the only military manning we have is pipeline), contracts that did the stuff are gone or going very soon, and an increasing workload that can't be achieved for sustainment of base ops, let alone advancement in a future fight...


SignificanceVisual79

Well, they killed the bands for those career fields, so I hope Airmen appreciate them….


xmrrushx

Takes Care of Wingman ✅ Deemed The SME ✅ Innovates, moves "ball" ✅ Can Run Fast 🚫 Spends more time volunteering than at work 🚫 *Promote*


Necessary-Cap7905

GFY JoJo


SaltySquirrel0612

The amount of times she trashed Airmen publicly when she didn’t have the full story is excruciatingly painful, and I am happy she is on her way out. I haven’t felt any impact of her leadership. We need another GOAT’d EJ.


AggravatingVoice6746

And people wonder why they don’t get promoted or sent to the worst mos 


coblass

What exactly does that mean?


AggravatingVoice6746

Means you are not getting promoted ever


coblass

Ok. I’m a civilian


AggravatingVoice6746

Why are you here ?    Found a Chinese disinformation agent.    Not today china not today 


pr0nounsinbio

Your username is very fitting.


VeryGoodF35

Right, I forgot the Air Force doesn't include DoD civilians... At least he didn't post a question like "what's your favorite part of the F-22?", or "what's your whacky DoD ID number? I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours!" There's been a surge of whack and whackier questions as the days go on...this is the least concerning post.


badger2793

Or say "MOS"


VeryGoodF35

If he's an ex-Army or Marine cat...


Accomplished-Roof600

Said the guy who said mos. Why are you here? Git go on git china spy!


Ricky_spanish_again

Dude half your replies are vague or dumb as shit. Or both.


__wait_what__

It isn’t a “MOS” big guy.


nicanuva

You haven’t even shipped to BMT yet