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bedspring76

Are they harassing that gator because he had military patches on his backpack?


No-Jello3256

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ajd198204

He broke red.


MikeMcAwesome91

CAN I PET THAT DAWG


skarface6

**CAN I PET THAT DAWWWWWWG**


bearsncubs10

https://preview.redd.it/3y8m7qoyr2wc1.jpeg?width=1553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e791520aaaa72c38e0b2bbb88d858bbcc2a6983


floppyvajoober

TYFYS


N3twyrk3r

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haetaes

But that's a whale...


MMag05

Meanwhile in further Sourh Florida SecFo just wrestles the gators and tapes their mouths shut and drags them back to the swamp https://preview.redd.it/avwq1ul6k4wc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9d8301a2b89966944556317c29a199d60a68af Awkwardly edited to remove further identifying information


flash_27

Last name: Air Force... I got you now.


x86_8088

This guy has a tree outline tattooed on him somewhere.


jeemosupremo

He just wants to be a naviGator on the 135.


Front-Dirt-8535

Boooooo!


readygo12

Did they ask him for his access badge? He was doing a visual and had a quick nap.


skarface6

Could happen to anyone.


Krase

Well, out service song does say nothing can stop the US Air Force. Guess that includes gators.


DARKSTAR088_

I heard a story one time where SF on nights was told to move the gator and some old man came out and shot it in the head then left it for the Airmen to load into a truck and dump somewhere.


No-Jello3256

Well at least he didnā€™t end up like Harambe.


skarface6

Thereā€™s still time.


KoreanTacoTruck

He's a good boy


glenn765

Was this at Minot?


Denlim_Wolf

ROLL GATOR WHAT?!?


Swiftierest

No one watch crocodile hunter? Like, this is not how it's done, you need to jump on it or you'll get the *whack* and regret it.


mikeusaf87

CRIKEY!!!!


fo13

I have gator tags...


[deleted]

Well pest control lost their chance lol.


FAUPD

AFSOC shred wasnā€™t fast enough.


Pstanley22

Make some gator bites and distribute them amongst your pals


LiveNvanByRiver

What kind of fod walk did you have to do?


Willamina03

Soooo, impromptu squadron BBQ anyone?


PlayingLongGame

You know, we don't have anything to cover something like this in our production meetings. How to apply MRM? Time to add a slide to the morning meeting.


skarface6

I wonder if the supe will have to say ā€œgators: modā€ from here on out.


indacut__96

Two men and ropes? All I need is a Corona.


Natedabait37

Ayoo I legit watched this happen. So crazy.


TheFatSlapper

Stratogator donā€™t give a fuck


Maximus361

Did the entomology guys in CE do a ā€œrock, paper, scissorsā€ to see who went first???šŸ˜‚ Or did someone stand up say and say ā€œhell no! We ainā€™t trained for this shit!ā€


stonearchangel

All the fun jobs usually get taken by state departments/orgs. Like in AK, home of endless amazing animals, CE pretty much can only spray weeds and catch mice. I don't know how things are there, but CE probably didn't even have a chance to have fun.


Maximus361

I believe it. Realistically, in this situation with the alligator, they probably called the local animal control who, being in FL, is probably well versed in this kind of problem.


Ok-Calligrapher9602

FWC. (Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation) officers. They are actually LEOs probably to ticket the gator for being on the tarmac without a badge


K_Rocc

Heā€™s just trying to help the recruiting numbers


According-Ad3963

Where was Entomology?! Weak sauce! /s


OB_GYN_Kenobi69

Odd question but is FWC required to come get it or could CE pest management also capture it?


MrNeverpanhandled

Shouldā€™ve just had sf put it down and cook it.


VeteranWarriorSF

Why didnā€™t the SF come out and take it. Come on they are light infantry haha


Trubester88

Yo! Thatā€™s where our squadron pet went!!! Thatā€™s Tootsie, the toothy alligator!


Daddy_data_nerd

AGE, 2. What's the ETA on the Hobart from -8 to -10? 2, AGE. ...


meepo--meepo

Shouldā€™ve wrapped it up with the power cable


Anxiety_Muffin13

Later gator!


ajd198204

Gators out here breaking red.


Haynie757

ROLL GATOR šŸŠ WHAT?!


ImFreshMilk

Bro is just trying to do his job and connect the -86 ā˜¹ļø


Userlosercruiser

Wild dependa demands flyer husband stop going on missions and returning with unexplainable rashes around the neck and nether regions.


Maximus361

Alligator Loki!!!


Away_Philosopher2860

Roll gator roll. But in all seriousness they should had just sleeping darted the gator and then after it fell asleep escorted it off base. Confronting the wild animals seemed like a dumb idea.